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Attention Heyuri Users

Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured.

Also; drink water! Especially in summer.
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Blood is coming out of my PENIS
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No wai! Onani FTW!
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MY DICK CANNOT BE STOPPED. :angry:
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Yeah stop injuring your VAGINA and come to my PENIS :sweat2: hahah

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i dont know if you guys remember this post but if you do and ahve the oink saved please give it to me

i was looking for the loli shit cake recipe if you have it let me know arigato anonys(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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i indeed posses the oink 🐷
this it?
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109564
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ARIGATO I WAS LOOKING ALL OBER FOR THAT CAMNT WAIT TO TRY SOME (´π`)

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Post your favorite girly songs! 🎤:biggrin:
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:mona2::mona2::mona2::mona2::mona2::mona2:
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Bad romance! :dance:
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🐟:dance:🐠:dance:🐙:dance:🐬
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SATURDAY NIGHT :dance:
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so nostalgic. :nyaoo-closedeyes::onigiri:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hawt trap :nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm falling for you. :love::blush:

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I want to try some kvass but inconsistent reviews have made me unsure what brands are best. Anyone with experience pls give your thoughts about it. thx (´ー` )
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>>150158
V e r y n i c e
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>>150173
Chenquieh!
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>>150151
the stuff you buy at a store just tastes like soda
if you want the real kvass experience then buy some rye bread, cut it up and toast it until its black, put it in a jar with some water, and add a source of sugar like fruit juice or molasses (white sugar will taste like ass), and ferment it with some yeast
it will taste completely different from the store stuff
my reccomendation overall: just get a good beer instead, like a belgian ale or something
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>>150245
also, OP you should look into trying farmhouse ales aswell, they should have a similar taste
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>>150245
that sounds very cool, but isnt store bread full of oils and other things? is it okay for that to get into the brew? (´~`c )

Lounge@Heyuri
i used to pronounce it le-sow-tho but it's actually pronounced le-sue-too
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No, but I also don't know what a lesoto is
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I used to pronounce Iran as "aye ran", but it's supposed to be "ee ron".

I guess you could say my pronunciation was Iwrong. (σ・∀・)σ
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>>14700
nobody says eeron dumbass (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

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I LOVE CHIYO PENGUIN OSAKA NEKO
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I LOVE OSAKA NEKO SAKAKI NIGRA :nigra:
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>>150156
:nosebleed: sakaki nigra...
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>>150161
Nigra sakaki is Korean?
I always knew they were brown. :kuz:
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Need more Nigrescent Sakaki

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おしっこマン幼女
感動した小説のこと
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_n9Gw0V1VA

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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goddammit, thats too cute ❤
ヽ(´ー`)ノ

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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We will watch Popotan (2003) the next Saturday (26th), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

I actually read the original eroge a while ago. It's about a freeter going from town to town searching a place to sleep finding a mansion where 3 sisters and a pet robot (who gets her energy by loli pee), who were also conveniently seeking a lodger for sum extra bux. You come to realize there are some mysteries with the world here, but from the MAL synopsis I think they heavily changed the plot for anime adaption. Traveling through time? Seeking a person? Operating X-mas shop!? I didn't hear about all these :dizzy:

In the VN, Mii-tan was being voiced by Toromi, in the anime she is voiced by UNDER17's Momoi Haruko (who also sung some theme songs of VN, which she got popular with the Caramelldansen gif originating from the VN's opening). She is lucky to be voiced by two prominent denpa singers!
BTW for Toromi fans, here is a not-well known Toromi song (or rather, cover, as the original was from UNDER17) from the VN: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm5949381

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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hooray! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Popotan? More like Poopootan.
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oh mai GOSH!

I'll try to be there~~!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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would you do a lost snail :blush:
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It was baleeted cuz she looks convincingly loli and u attached a sexual comment to it. Sexualizing 3D loli = Rule 2 since teh 12th townhall

If it's legal loli then u should say so in the post, otherwise it will get baleeted
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>>150225
>Sexualizing 3D loli = Rule 2
who the fuck else browse these threads fucking fbi? why the fuck host give a damn about context of threads?
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behead,
ban Windows® ∞,
blow up a car,
insert into the car engine.

in that order
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>who the fuck else browse these threads fucking fbi?
u don't know how much internet moral crusaders obsessively F5 Heyuri to report to their buttbudies/several authorities :sweat2:
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So, the real question here is: does Marina Nagasawa do nudes?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wat are heyurizens favorite songs
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💜👧💜
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Opa war Sturmfuhrer bei der ss
Opa war Sturmfuhrer bei der ss
Opa war Sturmfuhrer bei der ss
Sturmfuhrer, Sturmfuhrer bei der ss
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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3D Girls@Heyuri
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凜子本番出張|中出し対応・本番OK・本人写真保証あり
東京23区 ホテル派遣・自宅派遣どちらもOK|現金のみ対応
清楚系・素人系・人妻系・Gカップのグラマー女子在籍
顔出しOKの子も多数|即日予約・当日対応も可能
性感エステ・密着マッサージ・玩具・撮影対応の女の子も案内中
完全予約制|匿名可|深夜4時まで対応中
検索「凜子本番出張」
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ぼく、外国人ですけど・・(´・ω・`)
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トピックに沿ったスパム :iyahoo:

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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GIVE MEH HUGS
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*hugs*
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>>150214
*removes disguise*
thank you for that my child, I shall eat you whole now
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*squashes*
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I kill all bugs except spiders 🔫:angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Cheer up, emo BOKU! :emo:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I completed it 110% - that was fun :biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I came back to my 16 tb drive and the terminal started puking out lots of write errors, dead sectors but I don't want it to die, smart says it got cancer

I dropped my unscrewed thinkpad and broke off some inductive part a month ago and I can't solder it back in so I got a new one until I figure out how to do it without frying all the silicon, such a sad loss

And now my beloved drive is leaving me for our Father!? No no no :cry:
I will investigate! But first I must back up lolis if it suddenly b0rkz

If it breaks completely I will feed it firecracker pills for good health and amusement of heyurizens
I hope it doesn't though, do you have dead sector drives that lived long after getting diagnosed with HDD AIDS?
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I forgot to click send on the form to report results of the semester to college. I forgot to click the button. It is like half a week late now that I just sent it.

I hope they don't rape me on it. I think they do a week of gap between the report deadline and signing up for courses because last semester dude posted my passing grade 2 days after the deadline and I had an issue with one thing they wanted to do and eventually I did the proper from 5 days late in total and got accepted on 6th.

I don't want to be kicked out and NEET for an entire year because I forgot to click send 3 weeks ago out of all things. This video must wait. I can't. It is saturday and I don't hope to get a response until monday because it is a weekend now. I'm sitting and heating myself under the blanket in bed. I am a failure. Last year I had an excuse because dude was late and not me, now I have no excuse.
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CHIYO PENGUIN'S REVENGE!!
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>>150187
i havent been reading thread properly coz tired but i thought these were fireworks and that you were gonna strap your broken hard drive to them and send it off with a bang and now im getting ideas
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>>150210
wait nevermind you are doing that holy fuck this is kewl (─‿‿─)
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Ha ha!

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