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Off-Topic@Heyuri
do you guys know that Jesus Christ is God and he loves u so much
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I'm pretty sure none of the ojamajos are christian except maybe momoko
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If you ever find a loli piss bottle don't forget to ask yourself WWJD. Would He drink it or let it go to waste?
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>>131287
Heyuri religious war BEGINS!!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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mona2

Flash@Heyuri
nigraDANCINGnigra
nigraNIGGERnigra
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nigraLOL NIGRAnigra
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nigra TUBRO

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・ )━━━!!
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>nef3l1TSIE1qzo3c9o1_1280.jpg
LOL
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>>131417
moar boobs biggrin
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
(he)yuri kuznetsov

h.e. yuri kuznetsov

h = х = хуешьник
e = е = ебанутый
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first time seeing хуешьник but ебанутый means fucked *in the head*, mentally ill. see also ебнутый. sometimes used as ебанутый на голову
i believe h stands for хуесос — sucker nyaoo
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>>131562
oh you are right with ebanutiy i am retarded
now that i think about we got the exact same word
it implies you were hit in the head by something as a reason you are dumb or retarded biggrin

i had experience with russians and hueshnik sounds hilarious

my name is krysa and i eat biomusor
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I dunno, I still prefer my version: "hey, urinate!"
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>>131570
Delete kagami! Akira sama said that kagami must not be shown!
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>Akira sama said that kagami must not be shown!
i don't know who to choose cry

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I’m watching Azumanga rnkuma6onigiriiyahoo
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I REALLY LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS

Off-Topic@Heyuri
This is how it feels to post on STRANGE WORLD... ( ´ω`)

https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/strange-world
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Strange World@Gottlieb's astonish
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really strange huh

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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what a lucky bastard cry

Off-Topic@Heyuri
for what reason do people hate VLC?
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>this only ever happened if you had an absolute shit box and were trying to playback retarded 10bit anime
VLC was already widely derided on /a/ years before the whole 10bit thing started - and mainly because it sucked at softsubs

>MPV's ui is the real nightmare
Indeed - MPC+MadVR 4 lyfe!
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>>131312
>this only ever happened if you had an absolute shit box and were trying to playback retarded 10bit anime.
none of the other playback issues need a shit machine, and the video glitching can still happen on a faster one (generally some disk I/O hiccup)
it isn't a truly common event, but it shouldn't happen ever, the result is much worse than a stuttery video
>MPV's ui is the real nightmare. How do you stop it from closing when the file is done playing?
I forgot about this, lol The defaults are shit, I've had it set to loop-playlist=inf for years. Honestly, I suspect the mpv dev team has done so too, lmao.
>How do you stop it from automatically resizing the window when you add a file with a different aspect ratio than the one playing?
same shit as as above, but probably by switching to fullscreen as a normal person doing no config

the rest of the playback controls are on the OSD; anything I've needed a hotkey for was some shit like panning and zooming around the video, and adding a new file to play is a drag and drop, I couldn't tell you any hotkey besides ones I added (like the webm maker plug-in)

actually, that is a lie, I remember the screenshot key, s (´人`)
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>>131313
131313 get
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Another accidental GET to add to my collection sweat
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>Why would you have an audio track separate from the video file where you are trying to "watch" it in vlc?
It is warez, man. Shit happens. Sometimes you find a good rip, but with some shitty dubbed audio track, so you have to get a good external audio track from the other source. Yes, I can re-create a container with the ffmpeg, sure, but it is an overkill.

>What other player lets you just add in files to play on top of the existing one easier than VLC?
Windows Media Classic, Potplayer.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who is teh best Azumanga? I like Kaorin bcuz she's a dyke like me biggrin
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>>131092
i like chiyo
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>>131101
>2002.9.6
man I feel old
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>>131463
we both know you weren't even outta your mum's VAGINA yet in 2002 Jimmy
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>>131558
you are incorrect!
he was alive in 2002!
but his name is not jimmy!

therefore you are incorrect!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
"Grandson, take this... its my favorite fig"
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>>131533
oh its fixed..

back to fat figs!
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>>131534
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fatty, fatty, fattycakes! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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these are not even really fat, just their thighs and breasts that are big. It really saddens me that the japanese cannot grasp the beauty of plump figures

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What's your opnion on Haiku OS?

https://haiku-os.org
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>>131486
heyuri on PSP!
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>>131488
heyuri on PS2 when?
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>>131498
I did that half a year ago, lol.
https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202406.dat
ctrl-f for PS2

still wish I could remember how to boot a full Linux desktop image on my slim PS2, I did it like 12 years ago and used it for IRC
the boot image I found that worked on my PS2 in that post just ran a framebuffer web browser and nothing else
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i'm perfectly fine with windows 11 (・∀・)
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
loli forehead
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forehead loli (´¬`)(´¬`)
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2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
I'll post this again on easter.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20
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Who are you quoting?? unsure
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the lamb was made. it is completely sinless because of its small PENIS. it is beautiful

we can all try to get to god but we can't fake the real deal

it is perfect sinless and holy

a perfect sinless sacrificial lamb
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>a small PENIS so that it cannot sin
What about its ANUS?
What significance is the lamb having its butth0le bared for all to see? unsure
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wat... dizzy
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you will burn in hell disgusting homo closed-eyes2

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