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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Why isn't there any lewd lolicon art of Myne from Ascendance of a Bookworm?

ITT we sexualize Myne.
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emergency mana extraction technique
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>>24230

This is a good one.
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2877912
It's interesting that many just can't see her in that way. Me too. I think some emaciated poor girl from their orphanage would work better, I would bathe her, feed her warm food and sweets, and let her sleep with me in a comfy clean bed naked. Oh, the boner!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
I am have many boyfriend
what is your escuse?
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>>1633
i dont like cock
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not really interested in dealing with a "relationship", honestly.
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How?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Could any fluent(ish) Japanese speakers help me search melonbooks? I want to purchase an artbook of hot MILFs. I managed to find one a while ago, but it wasn't that great.
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WAIT IS MELONBOOKS KILL!?!?! What the fuck is this shit? :cry:
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it's been blocking the gaijin for over a year now
although my NL VPN right now seems to work so it's a bit 中途半端
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>>186388
Does melonbooks have any competitors I can buy from then? :glare1:
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try getchu or gamers, possibly?
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>>186460
>getchu
This works, thanks.

But I still have teh problem of being Japaneese illiterate. Translators only work so far. I want an ecchi artbook and looking up"MILF" only gets me hentai comics. (-_-)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I gave up with real life friends and now I give up with online friends.
Nobody is trustworthy, wverybody is dificult and I'm too stupid.
I'll be posting here again from now on.
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don't try so hard! just sit back and relax...
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>>186451
I try to but unfortunately I get attached to people very easily. I'll try harder.
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why give up
keep going what do u got 2 lose :rolleyes:
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I’m good at making friends irl but for some reason I’m terrible at it online. Anyone else find this?
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>I’m good at making friends irl but for some reason I’m terrible at it online. Anyone else find this?
Noep, teh opposite

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What do you miss most about the games industry of the last decade?
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Last decade? Absolutely nothing :xp:
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last decade? nothing
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>>186478
LOL, yeah. it was already shit, but compared to how worthless it is these days... i guess it was something :xd:
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Not from the last decade but i miss playing videogames with my sister. :emo:
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6th gen is when it started turned into more of an industry than a bunch of guys just making what they wanted or what they liked. By 7th gen it was clearly in "industry" territory with the switch to HD and much bigger budgets.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>25353
the new food pyramid
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Can someone pls post the graph of groth of a loli like 9 to 16 years plsss I love 13 yo lolis but theres not much of them

Off-Topic@Heyuri
You are now manually breathing
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your jaw has weight
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If I don't think about it, I don't! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I do that everyday. It's actually quite pleasant.
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You are now manually pumping blood through your heart :purin:
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>>186472
all of it to my PENIS!!!
ALL OF IT TO MY PENIS!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
First seat partner:
Black Woman
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Strange face
Weirdly long fingernails
- I saw that she had to use her knuckle to work the touchscreen when signing in, that's how long they were.
MASSIVE thighs
- She wasn't fat, she had som absolute breeding hips. Her thighs were maybe 1.5x mine in size.
Slept almost the whole way

Second seat partner:
Asian Woman
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Strange face, but Asian
Extremely tiny
Brought a hamburger of some kind with her
- Held it like a squirrel holds its food and ate it super cutely (now I understand people that find eating cute).
- Over the course of multiple hours, she ate about as much as I would have eaten in two bites.
Typed her text messages probably faster then I could talk
Spent a significant portion of the trip hunched over her phone looking at posts of interracial celebrity couples and then watching episodes of things they were in

Highlight:
In the station I saw a very small girl with very large breasts (relatively speaking). She had the kind of face where I wouldn't have been surprised either way to hear if she was 14 or 24. I don't know if her head even reached my neck, but I'm fairly certain each of her breasts would have easily been a full handful for me. There was not an ounce of excess fat on her, and she was wearing a tight top. It was extremely difficult not to stare at her, even as we passed right by each other and I would have been looking at the people in front of me.
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>>186380
I wish. I saw her for maybe 15 seconds, and I know I will think about her for a long time to come.
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last time i flew it was on spirit from atlanta to los angeles and i was seated in front of an orthodox jewish family and nothing ever since has made me more anti semitic
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>>186379
Interesting kind of travel vlog ( ´,_ゝ`)
If you travel more, please share more about wimmin pl0x. I hope you find plenty more cuties in your future.
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>>186467
one time i stopped at a buc-ee's and there were some attractive children
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>>186469
adorable kids are found everywhere (speaking about just the looks and not behavior), it's more valuable to find a really cute wifman

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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She doesn't want to come down from there. If i turn on one of the stoves she only jumps a little bit. It's been 3 hours.
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Had an experience with a cat like this while breaking my NEET pledge today.
Ran into him looking all skinny and homeless by the right side of the road while I was making trips back and forth to the van, so I went up and gave him a scritch. ( ´∀`)つ Noisy, dirty little white and orange guy.
On my next trip I was carrying some heavy shit I didn't want to drop so I was looking out for him in the same spot but couldn't see him, so I assumed he just ran off.
It was ridiculously hot and my brain was melting, so I wasn't paying much attention when, from my left, this thing flew towards me.
The cat had crossed the street and was now sitting, hidden between two big rocks atop a chest high stone wall, BLASTING a continuous laser beam stream of bright yellow piss like 4 feet horizontally outward across the road.
Had to leap out of the way with an armful of bricks to avoid getting soaked in boiling hot neko pisso. :angry:
Little shit.
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Catpee
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*ignites stove*
*cat pee ignites*
*house explodes*
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A true delicacy in the country Heyuri:dance:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Gals, there is a certain Heyuri boy that I have a crush on!!! But I'm to embarrassed to talk to him... It's been like this for over a year now (>_<)

To the asocial virgin boy who may be reading this very thread: know that there is an attractive young virgin otaku Heyurian girl out there obsessively stalking all posts you make on Heyuri!
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NOOOOO HE IS MA BOY :angry::angry:

IF YOU DONT GIVE UP IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO U ヽ(`Д´)ノ

N I LOVE HIM:nosebleed::blush::love:
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it's me, right? Anonymous-kun! :blush:
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>>2133
nah it's definitely me she has a crush on:cool:
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GIVE US A HINT :worry2:
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It's probably rabbitfield

Off-Topic@Heyuri
chiyo penguin! 🐧
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stop being mean to the mods and rabbitfield especially rabbitfield (;´Д`) please calm down
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why are we talking about whoever's bitch this is going about misogyny, instead of how cute chiyo is? (-_-)
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moar chiyo penguin, pls :biggrin:
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File: chiyo.gif
[Animated GIF](340 B, 32x32)
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:saitama2:
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>>186428
aww cute

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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zOMG furries
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>>5095
IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US :kuma6::hokke::monapc::banana::saitama2:

2D Ero@Heyuri
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cute

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I finally started working on implement an expression system for my SVS project.
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I just realized I can't code anymore just looking at this. :biggrin:
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What's SVS? Elaborate
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>>186227
it's just a bit hard to read because of those long variable names and rather "compressed" lines (although to be fair I also try not to add newlines whenever I can), the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
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>>186381
>the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
It is a macro. The macro maps to a custom attribute that would normally do nothing. However, I could use a special program to modify the code such that all accesses and writes to any variable tagged with that attribute have an assert statement x >= 0 inserted before/after.
The idea behind this is because I plan to use a bounded model checker to formally verify the program as free of undefined behavior. The idea is constrain the search space and avoid false positives.
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>>186378
SVS is singing voice synthesis.

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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is this a girl being ok with her man fucking someone else or is it the same girl before and after the sex
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translation
"O<3, Onee-chan<3, please change already!<3 I had enough with feeling good!<3"
"eeh? Onee-chan had a lot of nakadashi and got tired so..."
"It's onee-chan's boyfriend, right!?"

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hypothetically if my roommate killed herself this afternoon would it be ok to have sex with her body before informing her parents?
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i forgot to add i would only inform her family if they started to get suspicious after a few days so i would tell them 4 hours after..(not OP but i am 186112 kun)
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necrophilia is not illegal in itself, at least in burgerland. however, typically a law is broken getting to that point. for example, breaking and entering, trespassing, etc. but looks like you are in the green!
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>>186112
>I love suicidal girls
me too. they help alleviate my fears of long-term commitment.
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only one way to find out!!!
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I wouldn't touch it once rigor mortis sets in

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Poor Miku... How dare you! :angry::angry::angry:
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:drool::drool::drool:
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Every Miku is canon...
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>>9173
how about this one
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>>9173
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
who do you think was our last HUMAN president ?
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andrew jackson. last president to get the national debt to zero. indian trail of tears. my man.
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pez
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I miss pez too
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>186220
*pez uses side tackle and break your shoulder*
y-you do!!?!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
is this normal in families?
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you don't do this? :unsure:
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cats do that
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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YES!!!!

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