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La perfectibilité de l'homme est réellement indéfinie [...] les progrès de cette perfectibilité, désormais indépendants de toute puissance qui voudrait les arrêter, n'ont d'autre terme que la durée du globe où la nature nous a jetés :cool:

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I have unrestricted access to a nearby castle
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did you find a save room?
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i don't think he made it...
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G A M E O V E R
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plot twist: this is just his real house
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This is so cool, thanks for sharing! :cool:

How much did the castle cost? :nosebleed:

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what's teh issue?
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>>154080
tiny azn PENIS plz understand. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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:^(
Where did muh post go?
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>>154156
your post got kidnapped and raep'd by rule8 9(^Д^)
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>>154159
RURUS?!
What're tho0se?

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While you were busy wasting your life on the internet, I beat F.E.A.R.
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>>154075
I'm actually not the usual guy who posts "while you were wasting" threads. I just felt like continuing this "tradition" if you'd call it that. :biggrin:

Sorry for ruining the joke you set up but I felt like I had to clarify. :sweat2:
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>>154076
not only did you ruin my extremely funny joke, but you also just ruined my innocence and sweet ignorance by revealing that it wasn't only one anon doing these threads...

thanks for the trust issues, picrel ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>154077
Heh. Nothin personnel kid :cool:
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>>154075
As you know, F.E.A.R. was originally intended for the Super Famicom, but had to switch development to the Playstation halfway thru because of hardware constraints. After a long time spent in development hell, it finally released on the Playstation 2 in 2003. OP is obviously playing the unreleased prototype ROM.
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>>154076
oooh savage

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zun illuminati confirmed 𓂀⃤
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>>154215
They go back in time to save the hijacked planes but the towers blow up anyway. :sweat:
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>>154214
>He even joined BlueSky
Zun-san... 😖
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>>154216
i mean... if he's not gonna stop this retardation, i'd actually love to see that lmao
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>>154217
A horrible thought, but do you think there will come a time when ZUN adds a fourth wall break, calling the players pedophiles for enjoying his game???:ph34r::banana:

I feel like this is inevitable with how common moral policing of hobbies and stories is on modern social network services.

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>>154219
if he makes them look older out of peer pressure, that will truly be the end.

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━!!
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I'd pay a lot of money to be under all that :nosebleed:
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:drool:

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Go to http://shystudios.us/files/random_imgur_game.html
Generate random image
Post ur wins!

If u have other randomizers poast those too.
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Look what i found!

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do you like white, milk or dark VAGINA?
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>>153967
as you can see, sometimes 3D is more superior
the breasts on the 3D girl are more developed and attractive, and there's more shadows
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>why do japs just use a brown paintbucket to make black girls?
it's hawt that way!
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dark... BRB FAP :drool:
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ash really loves his pokemons :P
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ZOMG POKE BALLS
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>>154160
shota for the win :iyahoo:
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Nudistmon
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pokePENIS :biggrin:
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how do male trainers not resist the urge to creampie all their pokemon? :unsure:

Flash@Heyuri
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>>3045
dont do this!
it creates nerve gas
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>wtf is "dump"?
you could hover it with your cursor...
it's something for file dumping boards anyways, just ignore
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Thank you, but not everyone has a mouse attached to their smart phone
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attach the mouse to your ANUS, phonefag
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I don't have a mouse, but i do have a cat

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We will watch Mitsuboshi Colors (2018) the next Saturday (23th), starting 18:00 UTC

It seems this is another iyashikei anime with rori. This is the single most recently aired anime we'll have watched on Heyuri, with the second being Kill me Baby from 2012 (that we watched as monthly anime of May 2021), probably rose to #1 of anime nominations due to the single scene people know from the anime (refer to teh pic) :nyaoo-closedeyes:

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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>>5236
>lookit lookit
Dubs are a problem.
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>>5236
dubs are so bad they make me wanna die :dark:
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I don't get it
why are they so amatorial?
american do have great voice acting talent.
the reason dub might fail here is because of mediocre localitation , badly fitting voice or bad directing;
not because they hired a random homless girl.
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I don't get why anime studios or publishers don't hire english-speaking japanese girls to do dubs instead of outsourcing it
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>>5260
All of that requires more money than smaller productions are willing to put, or even have. Why hire great VAs and make a really good dub, when so few people are going to watch it? You don't get any profit from doing that.

>>5261
It's international publishers role to localize a product. Japanese publishers don't care about that, and studios' only role is to make the anime, not localize it. Besides, that's a terrible idea.

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Blabla random stuff. Not necessarily ero. Some gore too.
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Hi Heyuri

I just got drunk and fapped. The l-arginine I have been taking seems somewhat overrated. I want to be as objective as I can and the results I observe on my body are insufficient to rule it as the cause of changes without a doubt; they might be a placebo or only slightly improved. Note that if you are indeed a fapper - any performance counts! Okay. I feel like my dick does not go flat as quickly as usual and it rises faster after an orgasm, the strength the dick ejects sperm with seems to be slightly increased. Though as I say - I can't be fully confident.

The pills I took also contained B vitamins like 6 9 and 12, and an additional set had magnesium. I think (assuming it is not a placebo) that I feel more inclined to work. Specifically I got to actually learn linux properly and do adjustments that I wished to do but I never had patience to actually implement. Once again, I am not sure of how placebo-like the feeling is, or actual vitamin defficiency was fixed. Either way I did stuff I wanted to do. Moreover I feel an urge to fuck up some Minecraft server with full dominance and set up hosting for evading server restrictions; like safe doxxing on the main page, trading with money/crypto in the open, talking shit on admins, attempting to find exploits and hacking the server itself for free market money, a video and file hosting and a forum for everything above implemented straight into it. Jurisdiction would not matter if I hosted it throgh tor and I have some experience with tor hosting on my home machine. It would be so funny watching them getting lawsuits rejected for inability to determine even suspects. I also figured a way to do in-game items to forum credits banking which I already have coded into the forum script I use. ZOMG it would be so fun to dominate them. I also figured a way to set up my RAM memory like a hard drive in linux so that I can load my cheats all I want - I would plug in my pendrive with all cheats and load the game into the RAM, the entire game with cheats and then disconnect the pendrive so that they would not be able to prove shit with helpdesk or whatever they use nowadays and evade bans forever, at least polish servers have a general policy of actually checking your system for cheats instead of banning on mere suspicion, it used to be screen sharing but nowadays they mostly seem to do remote desktop.

Also I drank cheap alcohol. Vodka. I take one sip of cola, store it in my mouth, get a sip or two of vodka and swallow it fast, instantly after I swallow the load - I get an additional sip of cola to purge the taste of vodka. I barely feel anything at this point and my mind is in another galaxy as I am typing. Every sound, visual and even keyboard touch feels very personal and intimate and I am full of joy. I am aware of it, and for the sole reason of spreading psychological knowledge of alcohol intake influcence of mind - I will not look at the beginning of my post to check what I wanted to share - I will go on. I actually don't remember what I wanted to share in particular as I have been writing this essay for at least 15 minutes.

Everything feels joyous, the feeling that I do not know in my sober state. I can't smile, I can't hate. I am nothing and no soul. I only wish for common benefit of all sentient beings to mature into buddhahood. Alcohol is a genuine way to get close to that state, and I would guess that psychedelics would be fine if not better too!! Friends invited me for drinking at a pond on 31st of 09 of 2025. I own a spare 100ah battery. I closed my eyes for a bit to think about the word for battery, polish "akumulator" and I felt being embraced by the universe.

Also I want to note that if you feel like alcohol you take gets you nowhere and it acts slowly - rethink it with caution. If you want to get drunk in a way that your consciousness is very altered - let it brew in you for 10 minutes or so after taking it. I drank like 100ml of vodka slowly and got disappinted. So I quickly got another 250ml in the way I described above very fast to accelerate the effects. Contrary to what I expected despite being a vodka lover - I did not expect this much effect. I actually almost killed myself a few months back after taking like 200ml of 95% pure ethanol in one hit after kids on omegle claimed they are drinking wine and I shall drink with them. I warn you it is risky as fuck and I would not do it again. The taste will fade away quite fast, but your body will have to take it anyway, and digestion takes a long time unlike tasting. I only know from being replayed my recording of that evening that I was talking shit on my tech university for some 40 minutes (I was unconscious at that point and I don't remember it at all) then I fell to the floor, broke my shaded glasses and evaded eye damage for some divine reason, puked myself, pissed myself, mother lifted me to the bed, I pissed the bed, and the next thing I remember is waking up in my bed with knowledge that I got drunk bad, but with no memory of anything and with warm moist bed. I also pissed my bed. Heyurizens please don't drink yourself do death.

Besides, I can go around all I want unsupervised in a local castle of some 700 years. I will make a thread soon introducing heyuri to this nice place. I am in a state so bad right now that it is pointless for me to tamper with files. It has been around an hour I have been typing these things out. I think sharing my unfiltered, bare, savage thoughts is beneficial to the world for the sake of learning of thinking processess of people and genuine experience. I want to look perfect too, but the overriding value is truth, and this is truth. If you do some things as me - do not fear to do them as probably you are not alone. If you do not do things as me - you can learn from an unfiltered text of my behaviour. It is hard to study human behaviour without actual stories with no filters, I like studying human behaviour - but everyone seems to filter stuff. I do not wish to filter for common benefit of learning. I do not care about my reputation nowhere near as much as truth.

Bless heyuri, the only site where I am unfiltered. I like alcohol a lot. ZOMG!!!!!!:biggrin:
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>I take one sip of cola, store it in my mouth, get a sip or two of vodka and swallow it fast, instantly after I swallow the load
I didn't realize that drinking the cum was part of the experiment
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>I didn't realize that drinking the cum was part of the experiment
that's literally the most important part
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>I own a spare 100ah battery. I closed my eyes for a bit to think about the word for battery, polish "akumulator" and I felt being embraced by the universe.
You are currently my favourite poster. :smile:

Flash@Heyuri
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We can only wonder how many users silently left due to the mods catering to a handful of rule-breaking underage """""girls""""" (even giving them their own dead board)

Could this be why recent cytube attendance was at an all time low? Most people upset by these changes probably just packed up and left rather than complaining... :cry:

We demand the closure of /j/ and total annihilation of all the men pretending to be little girls for the sake of the mods boners, now!
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>>69291
as part of the KIDS ONLINE SAFETY ACT, heyuri is required to verify age of all /j/-posters, including minors, using proof-of-boob digital system:nyaoo:
i hope kagunya drops the db for us:foruda::iyahoo:
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>>69292
Even fifth graders can have boobs, a close-up spread VAGINA and butthole verification would work better. This would also verify that users are female and not just fat guys with waxed moobs.
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>>69289
i only ask because i almost mentioned having a boyfriend recently in a reply but refrained because i wasn't sure if it was a rule 8 violation and have been wondering about that ever since
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>i only ask because i almost mentioned having a boyfriend recently
You would be far from the first to do so :xd:
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>>69288
we've had several threads of heyurians jerking off to some exhibitionist fag.
you'd be hard pressed to outdo that

Flash@Heyuri
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What space lube does to a motherfucker

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more yuri is needed
its called hey yuri, basically so why isnt there more?? (´~`)

it doesnt make sense
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Some RemiSakuya :biggrin:
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>>350
moar (I’m not letting this thread die :sweat3: )
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it cam't...
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>>454
...what happened there? that's a pixiv filename but it's so small vs the actual image from pixiv

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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american women in anime: hot

american women IRL: jpeg too large to upload
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>>154115
lolwut
did he even provide any half-assed explanation or was he so lazy he just gave them to you without a word?
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>>154086
I odnt like nurses hoes they made me suffer trough daily injections dizziness
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>>154116
Glad you found a new doctor, there's a lot of them that just want to throw pills at problems to make them go away...
>>154118
Think it was something about them also lowering inflammation as a side effect but no way I was taking that shit ┐(゚~゚)┌
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the woman in the OP is almost exactly the forensics/medical woman in Psycho-Pass

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I'm posting some Japanese guy's cats. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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fluffy nekos! :hokke: :hokke:

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