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Anonymous 2025/10/11(Sat)04:09:09 No.158305 [Reply]

if you were an airline pilot and unhappy with your life would you consider suicide by pilot? (intentionally crashing your plane)

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/11(Sat)15:43:11 No.158337

yes. that has always been the coolest way to become an hero.
>i would take atleast 100+ souls with me so a part of my legacy is forever remembered in some wikipedia page
>would also attempt an barrel roll before killing myself and the passengers
saem ヽ(｀∇´)ノ

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10 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/10/11(Sat)15:57:30 No.158338

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this is the type of thread that's more likely to attract the agencies' attention than junior idols :sweat2:

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/11(Sat)18:21:20 No.158342

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>>158338
https://img.heyuri.net/h/koko.php?res=4359

this thread is 100x more likely to attract the attention of feds than little girls in bikinis or plane crash fantasies

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)02:12:49 No.158485

>>158338
if your a suicidal nobody noone really cares. the copilot of the germanwings crash made it bery clear how suicidal and mentally ill he was. plus that alaska pilot last year also flew under the radar. as long as no politics are involved the feds dont really care. also there is a federal shutdown right now so i doubt this thread is on the top of their priorities.

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13 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)03:09:21 No.158487

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>>158485
>there is a federal shutdown right now
feds are asleep, post sinks

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MyPokeCard Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)14:27:42 No.158408 [Reply]

About a year back I found a site with funny pokemon cards with user submitted images.
https://www.mypokecard.com/en/Card-Gallery

I've recently looked through more of the pages and found it to be quite strange. I've learned the following:
-This site is old. Not Usenet or Google old, but the earliest submitted entry appears around 2007.
-New entries are still being posted to the site to this day. I've seen entries with dates 2008-2025.
-There's a version of the site in French, Japanese and Polish. Each appears to have a different set of images.
-There doesn't appear to be a lot of coverage of this website on the internet. The only things I've found are a few reddit threads.

Looking through the gallery feels like a time capsule of internet cultural evolution, and even history in general. I'm not going to spoil it much since it's better to see it first-hand. I also don't think it's been raided after all these years, yet there's been constant activity (and someone maintaining server costs) over that time period. This site feels weird. Do you remember using it in the 2010s?

Fair warning if you're visiting the site: the infrastructure appears to be quite fragile. Flipping through the pages for 2 minutes straight throws an SQL error, and I had to wait a minute before continuing.

Here are some of funny images I've found looking through it. Feel free to post anymore that you've found on the site!

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)14:55:14 No.158418

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PIKAAAAAAAA

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)17:41:18 No.158434

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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7 Sweet Emo 2025/10/12(Sun)18:14:16 No.158437

>LOLWIENER
wiktor wiktor pokaz rogi dam ci sera na pierogi jak nie sera to dam dupy wiec zaprosisz mnie w chalupy

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)01:45:41 No.158484

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)03:01:55 No.158486

>>158484
these card is sending me to space, although honestly, if you get 4 different color energy attached, you deserve the effects lel

>>158418
this one is sending me to space too
THREE ENERGY for a 0-20hp attack lol
next to an ability that for some reason does 150 for free (and it's laid out badly enough that I think that 150 is a: not tied to the coinflip, and b: IIRC if it isn't specified, you get to keep using an ability repeatedly, but I might be wrong lol)

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Bunkasai 2025 reminder kaguya ## Admin This user is the administrator

2025/09/28(Sun)09:39:17 ID: ADMIN No.69401 [Reply]

I am afraid people don't check the front page for announcements/easily forget them, so I think it's appropriate to make this reminder when there's a little over a month until teh event
There's enough information there (@ https://www.heyuri.net/#news74 ), it's going to happen on 2025/11/02 (Sun) but I'll paste mod-san's explanation from >>69310 on what is a bunkasai

Bunkasai means "cultural festival" - you often see it in teh animez set in school. All the classes work on producing some kind of fun/creative feature (e.g. food stands, themed cafes, haunted houses, sports/games, drama/music performances, etc.), and then the school is opened up to the public to see it all

On Heyuri, we designate a specific day (though things like this are fully welcome any day of the year) for us to all create fun/creative things for each other to see and experience

There's no limits or expectations - just whatever you (or your group) can come up with :biggrin:

...

You may also use this thread for cooperation, exchanging ideas or general suggestions :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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22 Anonymous 2025/10/05(Sun)19:14:24 ID:8WZiFYbM No.69435

maximum is 10 dies (dices?)
dice5d6=5, 5, 4, 6, 3 (23)

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23 Anonymous 2025/10/07(Tue)18:20:38 ID:BLbuJ4QU No.69438

time passes and i realize ive been through yet another unproductive year

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24 Anonymous 2025/10/07(Tue)19:02:52 ID:3zuuKZVw No.69439

>>69438
i tried to be productive but ive spent a large portion of the year taking care of other people...

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25 Rabbitfield 2025/10/12(Sun)18:31:52 ID:LBK29Rio No.69442

>>69414
I rethought what I would present...
I will show my sovereign citizen / anarchist things and tutorials because I am enthusiastic about it :biggrin:

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26 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)02:43:13 ID:O97icfXY No.69443

>>69410
I re-downloaded Flash in honor of it and plan to share my experiments the day of.

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Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:17:48 No.5415 [Reply]

/r/ moar anime, supply gone

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)22:00:39 No.5416

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have you watched Milky Holmes?

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)22:10:23 No.5417

>>5416

Naw, looks cool tho

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)23:37:05 No.5418

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Saint October

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)02:42:40 No.5422

doremi

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Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:31:16 No.158464 [Reply]

i been busy watching japanese movies, which one should i watch? Today I saw One Million Yen Girl

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:50:20 No.158466

ah~! that doesn't look bad at all! :biggrin:

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:00:31 No.158470

>>158464
ONE MIRRION YEN for that ho?! What a rip-off! :angry:

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)01:25:14 No.158481

guinea pig

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)01:32:14 No.158482

>>158481
which one?

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)01:39:48 No.158483

>>158482
all of them!

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Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)00:05:53 No.5419 [Reply]

helloooo? is this anime/manga nyo? (＾Д^)

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)00:16:46 No.5420

Fortune god will decide

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)00:30:31 No.5421

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>>5420

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Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)00:01:12 No.158478 [Reply]

FUUKA BOOBZ

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)00:03:38 No.158479

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Those aren't Fuuka Boobz. THESE ARE! :biggrin:

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/13(Mon)00:06:01 No.158480

>>158479
aaw yeah!! :iyahoo:

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Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)18:08:34 No.3470 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:40:51 No.3472

can this happen to me

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)23:13:12 No.3473

I wouldn't get an erection even if I get a PENIS abuse session by a woman if she is bald...

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Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:03:56 No.158472 [Reply]

Karen weeb. :xd:

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:53:46 No.158475

would

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)22:51:27 No.158477

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Anonymous 2025/10/11(Sat)23:55:26 No.158366 [Reply]

What a beautiful photograph.

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)05:29:12 No.158378

>>158377
After becoming more corporate (likely after they starteed makign moeny with scp games and shit) the scp site purged 90% of the iamges a few years ago due to them having ambigous copyright, I am guessing the mountain pic here was origianlly the one in the OP

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7 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/12(Sun)12:09:50 No.158397

sum pristine snowy mountains ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)12:34:21 No.158401

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)14:15:43 No.158407

this brings me back
i loved reading scps back in the day

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)22:04:40 No.158476

CONTAINMENT BREACH! :angry:

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rich egirls Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)16:14:50 No.158425 [Reply]

I HAET RICH PEOPLE :angry:

all these tiktok and pinterest girls with money take all the figures ive wanted, and ive noticed a lot of times they dont even know the characters and just buy it because its cute and matches their aesthetic :dark:

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13 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)19:22:02 No.158450

this is only a problem for consumerist estupidos, there's no reason to fill your place with dust collectors
people need to be content with being a bum

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14 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:50:40 No.158467

i hate women, little boys and girls are the best

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15 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:59:14 No.158469

when fucking egirls you should pull out and cum on their figures

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16 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:16:58 No.158473

>>158469
LOL

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17 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)21:49:59 No.158474

>>158467
This but minus the boys

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mims◆ozOtJW9BFA 2025/10/12(Sun)19:05:51 No.158446 [Reply]

i miss old mmd videos...(´￢`)

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>>158446

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Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)14:44:05 No.158415 [Reply]

hello
i would like to create my own AI chatbot from scratch and train it on heyuri posts, but i dont know where to even start
the most that i get by searching online is people telling me to use existing models to do this and that, but i want to make everything from scratch (everything!!!) and most importantly I want it to run locally on my computer, the problem is that i dont know anything about the topic
if you have knowledge or resources that I can look up that could help me please share them here even if it's just to tell me i'm a fool for even thinking of doing something like this and that i should gently place my cheek on the rails and yell "here comes the train!" mere seconds before my death at the young age of 45

please observe the interesting image i have uploaded to entice you to reply to the thread

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)14:46:58 No.158416

have you tried asking an AI chatbot?

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)14:52:15 No.158417

>>158416
thank you for the swift reply
yes i have tried asking an AI chatbot but it kept talking about difficult topics that I do not understand, what i understood was some points in what i'd have to do to make an AI chatbot (for instance turning words or sentences into "tokens" which are mathematical representations of sentences so that the program can understand them) but upon asking for more details the chatbot would keep giving even more difficult concepts which required even more questions to explain and so on and so forth, so I figured it would be best if I could find some sort of archive that contains all the knowledge I need and explains all the topics instead of asking a chatbot questions over and over again like that

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)17:22:00 No.158432

>i want to make everything from scratch (everything!!!)
that'll cost at least a few million dollars and if you have that kind of money you can hire experts to do the complicated technical parts for you

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)19:55:54 No.158457

>>158432
hello
could you explain why it would cost a lot of money? i was under the impression that i could program the AI myself like that one time i made a program that could estimate prices using gradient descent

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:51:54 No.158468

>>158457
I don't know enough about it to write a good explanation.
>and most importantly I want it to run locally on my computer
How much RAM and VRAM do you have?

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I am Serbia SRBIMIR◆XEdMDQOttI 2025/10/12(Sun)19:35:59 No.158452 [Reply]

Hello "heyuri" website.
I am Serbian.
Tell me, what is this site, who uses this? Purpose?

Поздрав.

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:04:25 No.158459

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Salamun Alaykum, "Heyuri" is an Ottoman board used for Sodomy purposes.

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5 SRBIMIR◆XEdMDQOttI 2025/10/12(Sun)20:11:49 No.158460

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>>158459
ПАДЕ МИЛОШ ЧУДО ВИТЕЗОВАХ
ЖЕРТВОМ НА ТРОН БИЧА СВИЈЕТСКОГА
ГОРДО ЛЕЖИ ВЕЛИКИ ВОЈВОДА
ПОД КЉУЧЕВИМА КРВИ БЛАГОРОДНЕ
КА МАЛОПРЕД ГОРДО ИЂАШЕ
СТРАШНОМ МИШЉУ ПРСИХ НАДУТИЈЕХ
КА МАЛОПРЕД ГОРДО ИЂАШЕ
КРОЗ ДИВЈАЧНЕ ТМУШЕ АЗИЈАТСКЕ
ГУТАЈУЋ ИХ ВАТРЕНИЈЕМ ОЧИМА
КА МАЛОПРЕД ГОРДО ИЂАШЕ
К СВЕТОМ ГРОБУ ВЕЧНОГ ЖИВОТА

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6 SRBIMIR◆XEdMDQOttI 2025/10/12(Sun)20:13:37 No.158461

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>>158460
ПРЕЗИРУЋИ ЉУДСКО НИШТАВИЛО!!!!!

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)20:16:47 No.158462

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easy, OP, we're all friendly here :glare:

here, have some rakija from your neighbor to calm your nerves :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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8 SRBIMIR◆XEdMDQOttI 2025/10/12(Sun)20:17:46 No.158463

>>158462
what is this, croatian WHORE?

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Sweet Emo 2025/10/12(Sun)18:31:51 No.158441 [Reply]

polsko

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1 Rabbitfield 2025/10/12(Sun)18:37:52 No.158443

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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2 Sweet Emo 2025/10/12(Sun)19:38:57 No.158454

z checia zaloze ;)

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3 SRBIMIR◆XEdMDQOttI 2025/10/12(Sun)19:52:23 No.158456

>>158454
to je tako muževno

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my 1st ytpmv Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)17:40:21 No.3469 [Reply]

i guess this is more /f/tpmv. hope you like !! :drool:

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)19:28:09 No.3471

i lol'd

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Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)15:34:13 No.158421 [Reply]

What did you eat yesterday and poop out today?

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)16:28:20 No.158426

ate pizza, pooped poop

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)17:39:53 No.158433

>>158426
did the poop have pepperonis on top? :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)19:12:37 No.158448

Ate poop, pooped pizza. :biggrin:

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)19:24:52 No.158451

sandvich…

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Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)18:02:53 No.157889 [Reply]

Why was Superman such a maniac back in the day?

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)18:05:11 No.157890

Water's closed due to AIDS. :nigra:

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)19:03:19 No.157893

thirsty thursday was the day superman forced everyone in new york to drink nothing but his super pee. his super bladder could produce enough pee to do the job and it's bad for the environment to use water when it's not needed so this was for the greater good of the planet. as bad as the citizens may have felt about drinking the pee, they would've felt much worse if all the polar bears and penguins died because they drank too much water.

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)20:06:20 No.157903

This was the comic book equivalent of clickbait. :biggrin:

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)21:01:28 No.157905

If I was Superman I would definitely do stuff like this all the time. I wouldn't even have a particular agenda like some of the 'dark' Supermen out there-- it would just be insane antics to amuse myself. The general public would probably find them funny sometimes. :tongue: