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indexing my meme/animu archive over 78.000 images (⊙_⊙) with CLIP search so that I don't have to waste my time searching for a specific image to post. just describing the image is enough to be found. VLMs are fucking magic
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>>173102
Why is alice bleedy?
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>>173055
loli hentai
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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damn im envious
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>>173055
how many years did it take you to build this collection?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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The goal of this thread is simple: we try to one-up each other with strange porn.
Find a porn video that's weirder than the last. Remember, if the genre of porn seems like something that can make your average Heyurizen ejaculate (essentially anything that is 2D and of eastern origin), it's not weird enough.
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>>173174
This technically doesn't belong in this thread because I jacked off to it but I felt like sharing
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>>173164
Didn't realise Saya no Uta had a live-action remake
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>>173180
Tom Green seems like the kind of person you can't not have fun around. How do you develop this level of charisma?
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>>173144
uhhh sauce?
:huh:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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does anyone have any advice on weight loss, ive been working out specifically cardio yet i havent seen any progress maybe its what im eating? or lack of :dizzy: either way i think its cuz i have a slow metabolism is there anything that'll help my metabolism go faster?(;´Д`)
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sprinting
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eating is a big part, watch the calories. do keep the cardio up but dont eat too little neither, else you'll feel horrible ( ´,_ゝ`)

weight change takes a long long time anywae, yuu must be patient... (・∀・)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i smell love in teh air
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smells like sweaty ojisans :blush:
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For valentines this year I propose each Heyuri ojisan gets paired up with two cute Heyuri youngsters :iyahoo:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Post em
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should i use dwm or kde with arch if i want to rice?
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desku thread? Desku thread!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>173179
that y2k ui is about to make me NVT
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>>173179
fetch please

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:waha:
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:waha:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
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A loli Ucogi game? Heck yeah!
Awesome to see flash still done in 2020+ by the creator. Very cute.
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>>4454
Glad you enjoyed it, gonna post his other games post 2020 later today, wonder what he will make for this year's flash forward on NG.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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HOW CAN I HAVE SEX IF I AM A TURBO AUTISTIC FAT RETARD????????????:cry::furious::furious:
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>>173132
have you considered summoning a succubus? they don't worry about whether or not you're turbo autist fat retard.
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>>173136
Don't do this. I tried this ONCE, and got followed around in my house by a demonic looking shadow/figure,that looked like a stereotypical
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rape.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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it's well established that LOLis are highly attracted to disgusting, socially retarded otaku ojisans

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Why was every anime in the 2000s like this?
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>>173060
couldn't find something like this but I found this instead
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>>173058
I don't think most anime from the 2000s was like that at all
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what makes you think they were all like that?
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Why was every anime in the 2000s awesome?
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>>173064
EPIC SABO SKILLSキタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:nyaoo2:
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Kyaa don't sniff there :blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
So apparently someone made a live version of "There's a nigger in the moon" :nigra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
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Huh, we were faster by over a year with our Miku version. Would've been even faster, but anons hadn't delivered for two years, despite like 3 guy saying they'd do it :sweat3:

(that thread is still up btw: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=121901)
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MIKU VERSION BETTAR

Flash@Heyuri
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>>4452
*heyuri-tan looks at the camera and gestures a big "no i'm not"*
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i dont need things like friends:dark:
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>no swfch results
oh sea?
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>>4456
Oh, and to answer the question, NO :emo:
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>>4456
Always resize the flash! :biggrin:
>>4457
Who are you to speak for me?? :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ᑲᑎᖦᖢᒋᑦ ᐃᑭᐊᖅᑭᕕᒃᑯᑦ ᐊᑐᖅᑕᐅᕐᔪᐊᖅᑐᑦ!!!!!!!!!
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ᓱᓕᓪᓗᓂ, ᑕᒪᓐᓇ ᐱᔾᔪᑎᒋᔭᐅᕗᖅ ᖃᕋᓴᐅᔭᒃᑯᑦ. ( ´ω`)
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ބާތަ ތި މައްސަލައަކީ؟
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:kuma6:🍆 :astonish:
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zOMFG PENIS BEAR
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i liek'd teh AI bear more :kuma6:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
heyuri has votes now?
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Yeah
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Your fortune: Bad luck

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If you reach x100 yeahs you get to have sex with a staff member of your choosing :biggrin:
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theres at least 106 of us, we can do it :ph34r:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
reminder that we'll play Super Tux Kart tomorrow at 15:00 UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20260214T15&p0=%3A&msg=STK&font=sanserif&csz=1

refer to >>172504 for creating an account

When the time comes, go to Online -> Global Networking -> Find server -> search for 'heyuri!' and join it

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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HELLO

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU

I NEVER RECEIVE VALENTINES CARDS CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE ONE FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH HEYURI
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your face looks like
Someone stepped on it with a shoe

:biggrin:
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Dear Nanoha38,
I love you like my meemaw loved strangling puppies :nyaoo:
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Pretty Tulip, you glided graciously
unto Heyuri, casting forth holy light
upon this wretched hive of villainy.
Being your Valentine would lighten my life;
Will you let me pick you, Pretty Tulip?
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NANOHA
YOUR FARTS STINK
NOW LETS KISS ON THE ROLLER RINK
NANOHA
YOU FAT OLD SOW
WE'VE DONE THE IN AND OUT, NOW MAKE ME SUM CHOW

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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