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Off-Topic@Heyuri
don't forget to bring your BOKU tonight ^_^
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It's in my pants. :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Now where's the video of her pulling her panties down and spreading her asshole into the camera. (´・ω・`)
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This video reminded me... with how short their skirts are, and how theres nothing over them, are you telling me they just rub their bare ass and panties on every surface they sit on? It looks like the skirts are not long enough they sit on them...
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needs a good spanking

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Hey hey hey hey psst psst psst
HEY!
C'mere, kid... I got somethin' to show ya...
No, no... not that thing in mah pants... I'll show that to ya later... heh... (・∀・)

SO, as you're probably aware by now we accept fullbanner submissions from users, which were hence posted to this here thread on this very board: >>64431
Just to refresh, fullbanners are images that can link to other boards within Heyuri or to external sites. They are required to be 468x60px.

AND WHAT YOU PROBABLY MAYBE DIDN'T KNOW is that's been almost two years since the last post in that thread lol and we've only had like three approved in the past few months. Thanks to the guys who made the /j/ and radio banners. (σ・∀・)σ

SUBMISSIONS CAN BE DONE HERE AND YES, YOU CAN STICK YOUR PENIS IN THERE:
https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?mode=module&load=fullBanner
also teh clickable link underneath the top fullbanner on this page

The real good news is us mods are now able to approve banners ourselves, so... this probably won't affect approval rate by a lot, but uh... it will be a little bit higher! At least 0.2% more! Rejoice! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Do bear in mind for people looking to advertise their own website with a banner will have needed to be Rule 7+8 compliant to begin with, and also the banner itself must be SFW (but if your website is for, like, fat German grandma bestiality scat porn or something, we don't care). We also have the ability to remove banners from the rotation, but you don't have to pay us anything for the right to advertise. So even if you get rejected, it won't cost you anything. (*^ー゚)b

As for links to Heyuri subdomains, so far our lineup covers:
- /jp/
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3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
KONATA HAZ GUN
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>>180211
>how old is this?
i don't know. i got it from this thread
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=179979&page=0#p2_180025

i saw it on the turkish imageboard too, with a different filename ^^;
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THANK YOU! I wasn't sure if the image was a boy or girl but I knew it stirred feelings in me, this is fantastic! :saitama2:
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>>180179
He is the ultimate human, teh ONE TRUE KONATA!
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her gf

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
pssssssssshhhhhhhht

merry caturday you filthy animal
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THIS IS HOW ITS DONE
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the first thread that made me laugh in ages

Site Discussion@Heyuri
the last few Iruyeh threads have shown us that there are still heyurizen willing to be nice to iruyeh-tan

the results? iruyeh is happier and hasn't posted FAIL since forever!
We need to fix all these years of anti-iruyeh propaganda!! I hope all mods and kaguya are on board with this! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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I'm not forgiving Iruyeh for the countless atrocities they have commited against us!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>70434
she was forced to do that because all she ever got was hate even though she was a pure and innocent girl ヽ(`Д´)ノ
so at some point she thought "well if they think me a villain I will be the greatest villain they've ever seen!!"
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They started it! and we've never retaliated!

Heyuri was peacefully minding its own business until they began throwing bricks through our windows and setting fire to our cats! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>70433
buy me a cheeseburger and we will talk
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Buy me a cup o' coffee, and we'll talk about it. (σ・∀・)σ

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Star Fox Zero
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While you were wasting your life playing the worst Star Fox game, I laughed at you in this thread. ( ´∀`)つ

Actually, I haven't played it. Is it as bad as it's made out to be? (^Д^)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
1041444
Mark yer calandars for 13 hours into the future (18:00 UTC)!
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I am looking forward to it :iyahoo:
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i'm sorry but i don't have a calendar or a marker or a future

Off-Topic@Heyuri
in the united states, especially among those from the east coast there is an idea that learning to golf is a way to increase your social status because the idea is that all the rich old people are there and you can get an easy in

however, with the baby boomer class dying out, will we soon have to learn melee to participate in tournaments to network with the coming millennial ruling class?
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You'll have to learn to play fortnite or something

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I like staring at the moderator’s tits
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All Heyuri mods have FLAT avatars
...maybe with a single exception
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>>180191
>maybe with a single exception
I agree! :love:💓
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>>180202
sauce for those titties?
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>heyurimod.png
WIN

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
1041444
We will watch Mahoromatic: Automatic Maiden (2001) on the next Saturday (18th), starting 18:00 UTC

It's about a troubled boy who lives alone unexpectedly meeting a meido andoroido girl who turns out to be battle-level powerful and wanting to spend the remaining of her limited lifespan with her. There's seemingly a secret organization and perhaps a secret past to the android too. With this much clue I have a guess where the power-on buttan for the robot is :nyaoo:
えっちなのはいけないと思います!

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very cute
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I''lll try to beee there kagya samah
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kawaii meido robot that can disembowel people yay
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excite can't wait :iyahoo:
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BUMP of epic reminder

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Do you miss 4chan /f/?
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>>4763
>>4764
Not at all, now that things have slowed down I have learned to appreciate them more.
If you have ever heard the phraze "pave paradise to put up a parking lot"
Well, /f/ being killed is like the parking lot being torn down amd letting nature do it's thing
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>>4769
>If you have ever heard the phraze "pave paradise to put up a parking lot"

Joni mitchell song from 1970s ya
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>>4770
Yeah, I learned that song in school because my teacher was a hippy 😄
and yeah, moving on to greener pastures feels good
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>>4764
every single day

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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They remembered to work on it after announcing a new season like 5 years ago :biggrin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Cj3dXwQWI
I can't say I remember much about it, besides cursing that there was no continuation at the time :sweat2:
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First season was badass, so ofc i am excited for S2 even if i havent seen teh movie yet! :x3:
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968834
I meant to quickly remember some plot points but ended up rewatching the whole S1 before watching the movie for the first time. The movie was fun and seemingly important for the plot between two seasons, so I recommend watching it sometime :biggrin:

There is also a recap episode for the first half of S1 that you may find useful: https://myanimelist.net/anime/34904/Youjo_Senki__Senkyou_Houkoku
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Movie's ED was sung by MYTH & ROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh9z_XVPj0U

I also look forward to the S2's OP/ED with expectations :nyaoo:
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>>6261
HOLY SHIT WAT

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Whats the oldest picture you've ever fapped to?
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Dunno, probably something from the 70s or 80s :unsure:
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>>180214
ur mom's nudes :nyaoo-closed-eyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I dont know but I could fap to a statue easily if that counts
though still 2D > 3D

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ghh... you cant... take me away... from bikini konata... gaaaahhh....
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Konata lives on in my heart. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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sorry, shes MINE

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how long before i get gud at bullet hell games?
i suck (;´Д`)
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Try not fapping for a couple days, works everytiem ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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2000 years

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