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We will watch Hand Maid May (2000) and Pantsu no Ana (1987) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

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Girl Talk@Heyuri
Both of my nipples point in the opposite direction. They dont face forward like i think most nipples do. Am i fucked? :dark:
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It may be breast cancer OP... :dark:
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Inverted nipples?
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Ok, i think i worded it wrong, this is what i meant.
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srry, that drawing makes no sense... we'll still need picz
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i think based on your drawing they are pretty normal... some nipples just do that(´・ω・`)

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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We will watch Hand Maid May (2000) and Pantsu no Ana (1987) on the next Saturday (25th), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

Hand Maid May seems to have a similar premise to some other moe-andoroido anime we've watched together, with a brilliant girl-robo arriving some some random computar geek's house. Pantsu no Ana is a quick, perverted single-EP OVA that we will watch before Hand Maid May, as it has a length of 11 episodes with sequel included.

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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BUTTHOLE CABLE
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ON THAT DAY, WE WILL TRUELY LEARN WHAT IS UNDER THE WHITE SHEET :iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
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wew pantsu no ana!! that mambo op rules its my favorite ova because the characters are cute and its funny and hand maid may too!! i love that robotto wifu so much she is so cute i hope everyone enjoys the upcomoning stream:biggrin::biggrin:
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>>6850
Aw sheeit, I suggested Pantsu no Ana but won't be able to make it to this stream. Oh well, I hope everyone enjoys it. Trust me, you're in for a treat if you haven't seen it.
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its moe and has 10/10 panchira shots!! :3

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How far i've fallen... :cry:
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POWERISO? WHAT ARE YOU?! 78 YEARS OLD?
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i never thought i would ever see any1 use edge, talk about falling low :sweat2:
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>>187867
It's just that PDFs open on it by default

>>187846
It's useful for pirating games sometimes


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP COMMENTING ON MY DESKPTOP AND OS
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY THREAD ABOUT PLAYING THE DISABLED GIRLS VN :angry:
(Though i've actually found it to be very good and well made :sweat2:)
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hey, fapping to disabled girls is not falling far :angry:
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talk about falling low, making fun of crippling girls. yuck!!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Post figs! ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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4sale on jpauc fr/or like 800usd and ppl bidding like crazy! must be really rare :drool:
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but she is stunning!
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wonderfest fig! luv em! one day i would luv to go...
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>>6845
nice pose, erotic...
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>>6854
thats teh pose when rin kicks u in your face! :xd:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm about to have a camera placed in my room, which will livestream to a trusted friend. Here are the rules

- I can't just spend all my time outside of my room to evade surveillance, though going outside of it for normal activity is okay.

- I can't cover the camera, for any reason, even getting dressed. He is expected to look away during those occasions, but I have no way of making sure he does.

- I won't know when the camera is on or off. There is no light showing me when it's on or when he's viewing the feed.

The camera will be in my room for 1 month.

I've already realized I am going to have to come up with a few solutions. For one, even though this person is someone I trust dearly, I won't be able to fap. Even getting dressed poses problems. I typically sleep nude too, so I guess I will have to change that...

One positive is that the camera has no microphone, so he won't be able to hear anything. Its 480p too, so he can't read my lips either. This at least means I can have phone calls in relative privacy.
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Update: I have purchased the ethernet cable I need, but while setting up the camera-computer-recorder-livestreamer, I realized I need a 2nd one to hook it to the switch.

I also need to figure out how to give him access to the livestream without giving everyone on the internet access. I haven't tested camera positions.

I plan to do a dry run for a day so I can review the footage and make sure I dont look totally retarded. I know I sit weird at my desk
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so r u planing 2 haev us to watch it aswell? I would 4 sure to watch u stip! :3
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>>187878
Inviting Heyuri means inviting the whole internet which means inviting the world. That transforms it from a positive experience into a nightmare... but since the guy who is watching me is also a user of this website, I will give him permission to post some blurred pictures :sweat2:
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maek it special and count as u do it! It will be memorable for you, for us and teh whole world! :x3: b-but maybe u could find a way 2 blur ur face in realtime? Seems to be a lot of solutions 4 thiz! DEW IT! plzzzzz :happy:
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like wear a surgical mask it will be legendaryヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
We'll be playing the half life campaign in Sven Co-op today at 18:30 UTC

to join - launch Sven Co-op and click 'Join game', then in the server browser look for "Heyuri Co Op".

alternatively, you can go to the console by pressing ` and entering 'connect 209.222.10.56'
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>187997
Shoot her in the VAGINA!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Manko!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
First episode releases in Jabanees time June 2. Are you excited for it? And, more importantly, do you smoke like Chainsmoker cat?
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>Japan, there are hardly any drugs.
An america-centric worldview to assume thats a bad thing.
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>>6826
I didn't assume it was a bad thing
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>>6826
>An america-centric worldview to assume thats a bad thing.
Lol, it's literally because of the U.S. that cannabis is banned in Japan.
It's actually very American to be against it
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Normally depicting something as done by anime catgirls would make me think positively of it but watching the first two episodes of this thing just made me want to go murder drug addicts.
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Drugs are ez money... Money rules the world... akirame...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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SHINRYAKU! SHINRYAKU!
SHINRYAKU! SHINRYAKU!
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>>187809
squid daughter
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Squid daughter...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
someone: hey, yuri!

lolico: mmm i think i liek that name
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someone: loli, .co

lolico: mmm i think i liek that name

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Slice and dice dumb whores! :biggrin:
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gay! gaay! ggaaay! gaaaaaayy~!!
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i can finaly be emo and kawaii~ at teh same time!!! waiii~!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Why don't you watch 7 hour """video""" """essays""" about movies for children? :smile:
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I dont understand! What is art? Art is the soul of the collective conscious of humanity. How can one be so uncreative? So cowardly in the face of humanity? The individual must die anyway. Beyond the life of the individual is the life of mankind. Bah. So many people have to sacrifice years for their art just for a few to besmirch the honour of so many!
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>>187885
You have to imagine what will become of essay writing in 10 years. between AI and video essays and their lobotomization of the english language, soon we will all be speaking like this. Pop therapy, pop psychology, pop whatever. You'll see! It won't be another year before you start seeing higher institutions begin talking like this. We have much more distance to sink!
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>>187887
What hurts me the most, personally, is that I myself spent years being derided for lack of creativity in my (literary) works. I even had what I thought was the privilege of visiting Oxford university. You won't believe what I saw! I can't even write of it here. I had set aside hundreds of euros to visit this supposed center of European intellectualism. I had prepared all sorts of things in anticipation of this visit. Today it smells and looks like an arab baazar and is as sophisticated as a middle school. Na. You mustn’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.
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a hallmark of dunning-kruger r/science intellectualism is an admiration of complexity for sake of complexity, with no other goal than to fulfill a perversion of the mind. just intelligent enough to grasp abstract concepts but not intelligent enough to distill it down to its base elements. genius is in simplicity.
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>>187963
An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity

Off-Topic@Heyuri
heheheyrui キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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now show strange world (´¬`)
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:astonish:
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>>187795
stange world on phon
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garrhh!!! fukking phonefag on my heyrui!?
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>now show strange world (´¬`)

baka, ud think it would fit on there?!

(       `∩´        )σ

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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it took med 92hours and about 6 months to finish Fate Stay/Night all 3 routes. Now, when I finally finished it, all that's left is a hole in my heart after you finish something great. For teh three routes, i would say I liked heavens feels teh most, even if Unlimited blade was epik in it'z own way. Worse was teh first one imo. SPOILER!!! Sakura turned out to be such a good anti-hero, and rip illya!!!<3 T_T

Funny enough, i started reading teh VN as i didn't want to spoil myself watching Prism Illya! Now i am free to watch teh final 2 movies!!!
oh~ and Carnival Phantasm~~!! :x3:

I will pretend fate hollow ataraxia doesnt exist for a year or so...
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Nice work :biggrin:

I don't want to open or read spoilers so that's all I will say...
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now i went straight to play baldr sky, 160h long vn orz

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I finished Cutie Honey (1973) :biggrin:
There isn't a whole a lot of time until 70s become closer to 1800s than to the present time :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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atama no doriru ga choppiri dasai to, omotte moo~♬
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and I'll catch up with the new version now :nyaoo:
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ahh how i love go nagai:biggrin:
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OP here, I watched Shin Cutie Honey and Re: Cutie Honey...

Latter was the best, u can feel gainax at some points and being from 2000s helped it have teh best feeling (subjective but most Heyurizens should agree). It's just 3 episodes so I suggest it to everyone :biggrin:
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>>6757
sankyuu! :x3:

I think teh only 70s anime i've seen is teh original gundamn from 1979?? :3

Off-Topic@Heyuri
gulp
(;´Д`)
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>>187836
Dont worry, bant tan is kawaii
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what other bratty behaviors exist out there? I've never had to deal with any of this
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i want bant tan to stomp on my sweaty face (´¬`)
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>>187847
ask him
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i want bant-tan to MURDER me

Lounge@Heyuri
i did it today
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( ´ω`)
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ヽ(´ー`)ノ 11th time today
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Did it yesterday. Once with an onahole and again afterwards with the vacuum cleaner!
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i jerked off to my own drawing of yui hirasawa getting her intestines pulled out while i have sex with her:nosebleed:
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Got some more eromanga in the mail!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
أَشْهَدُ أَلا إِلَه إِلَّا اللَّه، وَأَشْهَدُ أَنْ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ اللَّه‎
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>>187558
>>187568
Remember when everyone was scared of ISIS? Ah, good times.
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>>187588
it's still repulsive to me.
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איך בין אַ עדות אַז עס איז נישטאָ קיין גאָט נאָר גאָט, און איך בין אַ עדות אַז משה איז דער שליח פֿון גאָט.
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>>187596
וְזכַרְת אֶת יְקֹוק אֱֹלקיָך כי ה֗וא הַנֹתן לְך כֹֹּ֖חַ לַעֲשָ֣ות חיל אלוהים דער העכסטער! ער וועט שלאָגן די אומוויסנדיקע.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i am nihonjin! i am NOT heyurizen who has travled to japan but normal nihonjin, bow down to me:angry:
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flags lol
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i dont believe you(´¬`)
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my liechtenstein vpn is b0rked
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>>187766
if your Japanese I'm a n1gga (I'm white af)
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さいたまのきんたま

たまごっくん

3D Girls@Heyuri
not a fan of school girl stuff but her booty is so cute I with it was a different fit tho....:dark:
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CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1685
>>1686
SEND ME THE LINK!!!!
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>>1692
I don't think I saved it lol
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