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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
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can people get hard while unconcious?
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>>145338
Silly Anon-san, have you not seen the asphyxiation threads? You can even cum from your PENIS while dead!
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>>145343
I don't engage in homosexual activity or thread(´人`)
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I LOEV J00R NUTS
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>>145345
nothing homosexual about loving nitsヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Nobody replies to me anywhere.
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>>145272
I wanted the gaming version of this laptop - the Zephyrus Duo, but alas, the cheapest usable configuration I could find was $2000..
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>>145016
If it’s happening on xmpp it could be because of OMEMO. That plug-in broke all my chats :cry:
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>>145279
Bishopu, what client you were using, nyo? Send me msg ill help you, nyo.
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>>145325
I've sent you messages and I think they aren't coming through that's the problem.
I started with PSi+, it didn't work with OMEMO so then I switched to Gajim which worked good until I timeshifted the pc then all the finger printing got messed up and I'm not sure if anybody is receiving my messages nor am I sure that I'm getting messages sent my way.
Very finicky, I also tried Monal on my phone which works but it doesn't tell me when users are online which is weird.
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The best laptop ever manufactured by humans is the Thinkpad X200.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i haz a floofy tail!! 😏
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You have cutie-buttie :kuma6:
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>>145353
Mister, please don't sexually harass my friend. Or else I will call teh police. 📱
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>>145357
Then, it's alright if I sexually harass... YOU! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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On my place of employment's computers, without authorization I continue to download the Snowflake extension. This extension was designed by the Tor Project, and it creates a WebRTC proxy in your web browser to serve as a bridge for users where Tor is heavily blocked. The best part is to install the extension, most of the time you don't even need admin privileges and you can configure it to run even when the browser is closed with the click of a button. Am I a good or bad person for doing this?
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>>145266
I call the manager immediately
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good day, did somebody call me?
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I've helped so many people :biggrin:
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i dont know exactly what job censors employee web browsing to the point where you would need something like that. (´ー`)
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i think that's really cool

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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relaxing ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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And that's why men grow boobies when they drink tap water! :biggrin:
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A generation of men packed with minerals.
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full of minerals (´¬`)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO my precious bodily fluids. (;´Д`)
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Turning beaver pee back into human pee, like a pro :cool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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current stylesheets are good because u can feed a few to chatgpt so it learns the structure, describe what you want to have and have it create a new stylesheet in 10 seconds :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>145260
thanks id post the css but i forgot how to do scroll tags. 😢
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>i forgot how to do scroll tags.
If u open up the BBCode section in the post form, there's now a button for it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>144985
YUO DID NTO HAEV RIGHT TO SCREENCAP MY POST!!!
MY LOLIYER WILL BE COTNACTING U!!
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>>144985
teh glass!! :biggrin:
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"Blue" Eiffel 65 Style for Heyuri. Enjoy teh blue.

Big thanks to >>145280 for creating a scroll tag button just for my retarded ass (´¬`) 💗
  /* "Eiffel 65"  Style for Heyuri */
:root {
    --color-bg-main: #000033;
    --color-fg-main: #e0e0ff;
    --color-fg-link: #00a8ff;
    --color-fg-link-hover: #00ffff;
    --color-bg-boardlist: #000066;
    --color-fg-boardlist: #aaddff;
    --color-bg-theading: #0000aa;
    --color-bg-theading2: #0044cc;
    --color-bg-theading3: #0066ff;
    --color-bg-postblock: #002288;
    --color-fg-title: #ffffff;
    --color-fg-name: #88ccff;
    --color-fg-warning: #ff5555;
    --color-fg-warning-ip: #ff0000;
    --color-fg-quote: #aaccff;
    --color-fg-quote2: #88aaff;
    --color-bg-reply: #001144;
    --color-bg-reply-hl: #003377;
    --color-hi-contrast-border: #00a8ff;
    --color-lo-contrast-border: #0088dd;
    --color-fg-logo: #00ffff;
    --color-fg-global-message: #00ffff;
    --color-bg-window-item-highlight: #0055aa;
    --color-bg-postlists-header: #0000aa;
    --color-fg-postlists-header: #00ffff;
    --color-fg-postlists-header-link: #88ffff;
    --color-bg-postlists-odd: #001155;
    --color-bg-postlists-even: #002266;
    --color-fg-quotelink: var(--color-fg-link);
    --color-fg-quotelink-hover: var(--color-fg-link-hover);
    --color-border-button: #00a8ff;
    --color-bg-code: #001133;
    --color-fg-code: #88ffff;
    --color-bg-flashboard-even: #001144;
    --font-family-main: 'Arial', 'Helvetica', sans-serif;
    --font-size-main: 0.875em;
}

body {
    background: linear-gradient(135deg, #000033 0%, #000055 100%);
    color: var(--color-fg-main);
    font-family: var(--font-family-main);
    font-size: var(--font-size-main);
    line-height: 1.6;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
}

/* Futuristic glowing panels */
.theading, .theading2, .theading3,
.neomenuTopLevel, .detailsbox, .postblock, .reply, .window {
    border: 1px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border);
    background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #001166 0%, #000044 100%);
    box-shadow: 0 0 8px rgba(0, 170, 255, 0.3);
    border-radius: 4px;
    padding: 0.5em 1em;
    margin-bottom: 1em;
}

/* Glowing content boxes */
.detailsboxContent, .centerBlock, .catComment {
    background: rgba(0, 34, 102, 0.7);
    border: 1px solid var(--color-lo-contrast-border);
    box-shadow: inset 0 0 10px rgba(0, 136, 255, 0.2);
    padding: 1em;
    margin: 0.5em 0;
}

/* Cyber buttons */
button {
    background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #0088ff 0%, #0044aa 100%);
    border: 1px solid #00a8ff;
    color: white;
    font-size: 0.875em;
    padding: 0.25em 1em;
    font-family: var(--font-family-main);
    text-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 200, 255, 0.7);
    border-radius: 3px;
    cursor: pointer;
    transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

button:hover {
    background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #00aaff 0%, #0066cc 100%);
    box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 170, 255, 0.5);
}

/* Input Stuff */
input[type="text"], input[type="password"], textarea, select {
    background: rgba(0, 34, 68, 0.8);
    border: 1px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border);
    padding: 0.25em 0.5em;
    font-family: var(--font-family-main);
    font-size: 0.875em;
    color: var(--color-fg-main);
    box-shadow: inset 0 0 5px rgba(0, 170, 255, 0.3);
}

/* Glowing links Effect*/
a {
    text-decoration: none;
    color: var(--color-fg-link);
    transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:hover {
    color: var(--color-fg-link-hover);
    text-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 200, 255, 0.7);
}

/* Glowing Logo Text */
.logo {
    font-family: 'Impact', 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
    font-size: 1.8em;
    color: var(--color-fg-logo);
    text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 255, 255, 0.7);
    letter-spacing: 1px;
}

/* Thread styling with moar glow effect */
#catalogTable .thread {
    background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #001144 0%, #002266 100%);
    border: 1px solid var(--color-lo-contrast-border);
    box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 170, 255, 0.3);
    padding: 1em;
    transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

#catalogTable .thread:hover {
    box-shadow: 0 0 15px rgba(0, 200, 255, 0.5);
}

/* Headings with light blue glow, very cool*/
h1, h2, h3, h4 {
    font-family: 'Arial Black', 'Impact', sans-serif;
    font-weight: normal;
    color: var(--color-fg-title);
    text-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 200, 255, 0.5);
    border-bottom: 1px solid var(--color-lo-contrast-border);
    padding-bottom: 0.25em;
}

/* Menu tabs with gradient */
.neomenuTopLevel h2 {
    background: linear-gradient(to right, #0000aa 0%, #0044cc 100%);
    border-bottom: 2px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border);
    padding: 0.5em 1em;
    color: white;
    font-size: 1em;
    text-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0, 200, 255, 0.7);
}

/* Quote styling */
blockquote {
    border-left: 3px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border);
    padding-left: 1em;
    margin-left: 0;
    color: var(--color-fg-quote);
    background: rgba(0, 51, 136, 0.3);
    padding: 0.5em;
}

/*Blue Circles for Users*/
.name:before {
    content: "🔵 ";
}
           



I'll post the css for my heyuri aqua theme later if anyonez interested.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hey guys can you recommend some other forums which are not dead but also not mainstream, mainly tech and anime related...
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What about smuglo.li?
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i dont understand soykaff comments as well
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They are kind of dead, but reached out to be friends so:
https://wirechan.org/friends.html
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>>145334
forgot about marzichan
they're pretty decent too, I haven't posted there in a while though

also, if you like vocaloid stuff, 39chan is great

Lounge@Heyuri
Since summer is approaching I've made this thread here on Lounge dedicated to spooky discussion.

Maybe you have a spooky story to share, a personal experience or something you heard or read, or something fictional even, maybe even a spooky youtube video or manga recommendation. Whatever you want to share, please share it. Consider this thread a big spooky thread we can use all summer. pata
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>>14276
This is great!
I'm glad you found it because I suck at digging and AI LLM's do too. I don't know how to find stuff with low view counts.
This short film is really well done, I'm surprised it doesn't have that many views.
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One night I had gone out and had a few beers (three, as I recall) and smoked a joint on my way home. This was something I did frequently back then, and I never experienced any hallucinations from that, so what followed was unusual.

When I got home, I lay in bed and instantly fell asleep still wearing all my clothes, and with the lamp on. Sometime later I awaken, and kneeling next to my bed (I didn't have a bed frame, my mattress was just on the floor), looking down at me, is a shadowy figure. It looked to be the silhouette of an old woman with wiry, disheveled hair. Even though the light was on my room, she was just a shadow and I couldn't make out any details. It was just a black void shaped like a person. I didn't feel any fear at all, nor even the slightest bit of apprehension. Her presence didn't seem strange to me at all and it's like I was in a trance. She didn't communicate with me and I didn't say anything to her. I noticed I had fallen asleep still wearing my jeans, so I unbuckled my belt and pulled them off. The woman reached out her hand and helped me pull them down, I could even feel her tugging at the fabric. As I took off my jeans some coins fell out of my pocket onto the bed, but I didn't pay any mind to that. I switched off the lamp, and laid back down and instantly fell asleep again.

Only the next morning did I realize that something strange had occurred. I looked down and saw the coins that had fallen out of my pocket, still on the bed. It hadn't been a dream.

The figure I saw bore a resemblance to what many people hallucinate during sleep paralysis, one that has been dubbed the "old hag". Although in these experiences people are generally paralyzed, whereas I was not. Usually people also experience terror, and feel they are being suffocated by the figure, whereas I did not. The experience could be chalked up to a hypnopompic hallucination, a phenomenon adjacent to sleep paralysis. Or maybe, just maybe, it was a spirit of some kind. I do live in a very old house, built in the early 20th century.

In any case it was really cool and I'm glad it happened.
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>>14279
Jesus man, don't scare us like that. (・A・)
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One of the genres I find quite appealing can be described as "abstracted/simplified depictions of horrific events". Here's an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHb6Ly8x0M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4O4GrYD4bE

The unicode one isn't as good as the kanji one, but I still like it. Any other examples of these?
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That freak who has been posting threads of dead bodies lately is pretty creepy. Serial killer energy. :monapc: i'd say that is a pretty spooky thing.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I want Verina on my lap. You want cock. :cool:
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But what if she has a cock? :unsure:
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Then we all get what we want! :iyahoo:
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ok verina for you encore for me. deal?
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>>145313
It's small and white :blush:

>>145317
Take her!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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tis loli look sads so i feed her teh peanut M&M.. :biggrin:
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>>145297
nuuu she like it :cry:
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>>145299
hey, it's okay to be a little
W I D E

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>>145298
I liked the wide version more. :biggrin:
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W I D E looks lol :biggrin:
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lololol

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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BOKU
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BOKU :huh:
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DESU! :angry:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Hi, guys. What is noko? What is dump?

*n00b like me from another board*
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Give a man a checkbox to click, he nokos for a post. Teach a man to hover over the checkbox, he nokos for life 👴

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Looking for mumble server for gaeming.
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oh i do run mumble server
but i dont play gamez lately
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>>145330
cool! send me the ip of the server and i'll hop on if you want to play. I mostly do boomer stuff and shooter tbh
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write me in xmpp!!
nyo at puchiko dot moe

2D Cute@Heyuri
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take it easy.
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>>7793
Motion to make this replace the current under construction image on teh wiki? All in favor? :nyaoo2:
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>>7794
aye. ✋
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>>7794
aye ✋.
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>>7795
>>7796
bah tis not done yet!
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🚧⚠🚧👷‍♂️ Under construction image is under contruction 👷‍♂️🚧⚠🚧

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Teh CIA is communicating through Heyuri backchannels (゚血゚#)
https://archive.is/uHPuq
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What if the ENTIRETY of Heyuri is just a CIA communication line and I'm the only one actually posting here who doesn't get what's going on? :unsure:
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So thats where kagyua got teh ransom monies from... :sweat:
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LOL :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Post any image
Next poster writes a haiku
About that image
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neko eats
belly swells
loli is happy

キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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I went to the store
I saw a nigger shootout
big booty bitches

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I feel very depressed right now I will finally watch evangelion.
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It's a slippery slope
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>>4489
god forbid, he might even watch lain. the final nail in the coffin.
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>>4465
watch Saikano also
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>>4490
and read subahibi
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>>4465
You'll probably increase your chance to commit suicide after this by 99%

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I don't know about whatever R8 he references to but I forgive because of neko :biggrin:
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>>145294
nigga wat?
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>>145291
With his little mustache and side parted hair... you should have called him him... Polish Remover 8000....
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>>145305
she hates niggers more than jews :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>145307
ayo, daqfuq? that ain't cool yo :nigra:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I'm from the Midwest and apparently Salt Lake City is the shit. Everyone that I talk to who has visited this place has had glowing reviews. Apparently its supposed to be a growing tech hub as well, some of the more annoying people I know like to call it "Silicon Slopes".

What is your opinion on Salt Lake City, Utah?
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the practicing mormons are chill and the ex-mormons are seething weirdos who smoke too much weed. (´ー` )
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I went there and it was pretty clean with few hobos. much better than any city in my state of california
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>>145271
>it was pretty clean with a few hobos
as an American its so embarrassing that this is what we look for in major cities, i remember i spent a period of time in Eastern Europe recently and you'll never know how much fun nights out in a city can be when you dont have to worry about crackheads everywhere and theres not litter all over the street

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