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newbie here ヽ(´ー｀)ノ i guess i could call this an introduction post if those are allowed. i'm not very used to imageboards these days but i used to lurk on 4chan admittedly (i don't go there anymore, way too many nazis) so please forgive me if i do anything wrong!
my online name is bjorn and i turn 19 on december 25th 😄 i really like coding, manga and lolis. happy to be here 💟
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No.165822
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>>165821
Thanks for the note.
And yes, please.
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>>165822
https://9.gigafile.nu/0118-q56c8cd4ca06b134bff5906a64bfdc110
Just over 0.5GB
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No.165826
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i fapped to that doujinshi in teh past
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>>165825
This is my collection of azumanga pictures
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I saw a text exchange between a brother and sister on reddit the other day, and they were so cute, they clearly loved eachother and had a great relationship

I wish I had a relationship like that (ρ_;)

Does anyone here have a cute relationship with their sister?
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No.165745
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>>165744
do you ever hand feed her? that would be so cute...
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No.165789
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I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners. Not even because I'm a zoophile, I just had no self-control back then. I would love an imouto but I 100% would have raped her. :dark:
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>I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners
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No.165792
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>>165790
Maybe it would have been better if I had a little sister then. She might have enjoyed it. :unsure:
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No.165829
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I have read stories of a little brother who became the little sister who slept with her older brother
I think this is the most rare and delightful form of yaoi there could be
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No.165591
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semen is over represented in shota
a boys orgasm should be as pure as his heart
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it makes me so sad. as clearly all of these new age shotacons know nothing about the anatomy of a shota! :dark:
most boys first ejaculation is in the early puberty age range (10-13), while most popular shotacon art depicts boys anywhere from (4-10). the age of course has been slowly inclining towards the puberty range, but its true for a lot of real shotacons to prefer boys pre-puberty. at their purest and most truly boyish state.
at these ages, it is possible for a boy to orgasm but they are usually either completely dry or a small amount of clear fluid. so there's no reason to draw shotas cumming full buckets of nasty semen... ok! it's just not natural! :angry::angry::angry:
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No.165769
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>>165753
I remember masturbating when I was about 10 and nothing came out when I orgasmed ( ´ω`)
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No.165774
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>>165769
True :nyaoo2:
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thanks for today's lesson in shotaology!
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No.165827
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>>165753
I once confessed to it still being clear at 14
Flash@Heyuri
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No.3981
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.3991
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cool :love:
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No.3992
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I love it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.3993
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※Usagi made this in 2022/12/25
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>>3981
Incredible things are happening and my heart is full of love
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No.4014
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:mona2: :biggrin: Happy Holidays Anons! :biggrin: :mona2:
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i took on a big project at work and now im exhausted and still am not finished

i'll waste my entire christmas...
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No.165732
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When NEETs make fun of you we're just trying to help by convincing you to quit your job. The system can't force you to work.
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>>165732
TRUE!!!
AS FAR AS THE STATE KNOWS I'M UNEMPLOYED BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DOLLARS!!!
WE LOVE TAKING THE DOLLARS BACK DON'T WE FOLKS
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No.165775
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>>165731
you are forgiven my son. (´人｀)
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No.165804
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>>165732
a wise neet once said, "once my mom dies, i too will die aswell". (´人｀)
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No.165809
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>>165804
An even wiser NEET once said "I'm the only next of kin so I'm gonna be rich lol". I'm not splurging it on a luxurious lifestyle and going broke in a year either, I'm gonna get one of the cheapest possible places to live and eat ramen and keep pirating everything to make it last at least a decade.
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What will the internet be like by 2030 with all these proposed internet censorship bills?
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>>165661
you will be living in a 'dead internet' ( ´ω`)
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No.165703
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It's probably going to suck even more. 'They' are already trying to roll out digital IDs but even without it this walled garden is already terrible.
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No.165717
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ass
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No.165791
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There will be two separate internets. On one you will put in your ID, face scan, and all your information, and be able to access maybe a dozen websites/apps, all owned by perhaps four different companies. On teh other internet will be all teh fun.
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>>165791
I don't use any sites that require phone verification, paying, or even my real IP address so I'll stick to the fun internet. Fuck banks, I'll keep cash. Fuck online shopping, I'll go to farmer's markets and flea markets.
Flash@Heyuri
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No.4012
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like srsly
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No.4013
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Puzzle Bobble brings back fond memories ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.165778
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devilish girl smile... i enjoy devilish girl smiles very much... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165780
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i can make that face too, watch!

:xp:
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No.165781
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😜
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Flash@Heyuri
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No.3982
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.4007
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Everyone gets steel for Christmas
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No.4009
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Some people shouldn't be allowed near a DAW...
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No.4011
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>Some people shouldn't be allowed near a DAW...
Those people are quite mean even without a DAW but also should post track lists for their albums. There are track lists for a select few on the old website, but for the rest, I had to piece that shit together from individual uploads. Been too shy (& lazy & preoccupied) to ask outright
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No.3995
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another tesu
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test
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No.4010
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Open this in projector, move the window to the left edge of the screen, then click and drag the mouse from the flash to the right edge of the screen for extra speed. You can also make it go backward
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The animu grills are cute and all, but post some COOL ASS MEN. :cool:
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what the fuck why didn't it post my cool fucking turles picture fuck you
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>5706
You got it all wrong, anon.
IT'S ABOUT CHANNELING AND EMBRACING YOUR INNER MANLINESS.
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>>5718
Screencap material.
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I'm sure I haven't seen Heyuri (or any imageboard for that matter) have this specific thread topic.
But anyways, post em.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>165488
>I'm making a naughty video even though I'm just a kid...
Future pornstar in the making. :cool:
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wut de fark
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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C'MON, C'MON, ASSHOLE! SAY HIS NAME!
JAGI-SAMA! THE TRUE INHERITOR OF HOKUTO NO KEN!
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No.5720
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FUCK I MEANT TO WRITE HOKUTO SHINKEN BUT I GOT TOO ENTHUSIASTIC I'M KILLING MYSELF
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THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT
Girl Talk@Heyuri
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i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew
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No.591
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Must be one of those prosyglots
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>>591
im 100% sure that 95% of prosyglots are autistic
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No.593
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Hes gaming search algorithm to appeal to the widest range of men LOL

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loll
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Guess about my age, personality, or other stuff based off my steam most-played genres ( ´ω`)
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No.165627
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Age: Autistic
Personality: Autistic
Other stuff: Autistic
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No.165628
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hyper autist teenage-young adult male (18-26) im inclined to believe you've thought about being gay but you havent put enough hors in automation games for me to definitively say as such (´～`)
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No.165630
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Aren't automation and space games stereotypically masculine and heterosexual games? Wouldn't a fag play girly games?

I don't think I'm gay, but I do think shotas are cute :sweat2:
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Personality:
You idle in Factorio and Paradox games while actually playing gachas :cool:
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age:42
personality:nerd
sex:never :biggrin:
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I think she’s kinda hot..
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TEH REI is very hot
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rei tits
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I think they're kinda cute
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>>165707
THIS
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>>165707
DIE HIJACKER :angry:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:dark: A heyurizen? A sex haver? Of course you won't believe it... but its true, and I took it too far

As of last month, my relationship with my girlfriend is over.

We had an online relationship, although we lived very close to eachother. We met a few times, and the chemistry was perfect. She loved me, I loved her. She was so cute, perfect body, perfect face, and perfect personality. Every day I thanked the heavens for her :cry:

The opportunity finally came about 2 months ago, she was on break, and her parents were gone for 3 days. She invited me to her house. It was my first time in there.

She changed out of her jeans into some shorts, which really excited me. I made an advance but she rebuffed me, but we still enjoyed the rest of the night

The second night, she invited me back. I asked her beforehand, in an indirect way, whether we could 'do it'. She gave an affirmative.

As night approached, I advanced again, and even though she seemed reluctant, I chalked it up to teenage nervousness

My vision was going white with excitement, I even came in my pants before we even got in bed together. I struggled at first, my PENIS points skywards when its excited, and I struggled to bend it into place

Well, we got things going but she quickly asked me to stop because it was painful :dark:

We kept trying, and eventually got going again. But she was very uncomfortable, and she started yelling for me to stop as I was about to climax.

I didn't listen, I came inside her and she pushed me off...

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>>165622
>it still feels horrible to think that she'll go off with some other stupid guy
... weren't YOU the stupid guy in this case? sounds like she had zero fun.
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No.165728
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there are only two possible options:
a: OP is lying about the details and raped a girl (;´Д`)
b: the girl is a psycho bitch (;´Д`)

well, there is the unlikely c: OP has a BIG DICK ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but like, TOO BIG (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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OP pics of dick or didnt happen
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>>165728
OP IS A HERO A COOL AND A PHILOSOPHER IF FIRST
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i totally had sex with a girl and my dick was so big she screamed
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Evolution is GAY AND FAKE!!!
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You silly humans can just press and hold the B button to stop it.
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but it's in spore and everything in spore is real
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No.165719
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you're gay and fake :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
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i think a monkey could hold an onahole
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>>165662
When I was in college, taking evolutionary anthropology, all I could think during class was how much I wanted to FUCK the ancient pre-modern human girls and become the reason why mankind has its intelligence with my superior genes from the future. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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TEH ULTIMATE CHRISTMASU TREE
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Slutty tree! :biggrin:
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sexy tree
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