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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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So, uh….who wants to play habbo hotel? :happy:
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me! me! me! me!
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might actually start a thing up idk
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>>170071
gikopoi characters are so damn cute, the animalese tts makes it even cuter when its pitch is low enough to be intelligible

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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🎄

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Why isn't there any lewd lolicon art of Myne from Ascendance of a Bookworm?

ITT we sexualize Myne.
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emergency mana extraction technique
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>>24230

This is a good one.
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2877912
It's interesting that many just can't see her in that way. Me too. I think some emaciated poor girl from their orphanage would work better, I would bathe her, feed her warm food and sweets, and let her sleep with me in a comfy clean bed naked. Oh, the boner!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
my lips hurt sooo mach from biting and eating teh skin off of them, but i can't stop!!!!! and it kinda feels nice... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>169997
will do!:happy:
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skin is tasty (´¬`)
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SKIN BITERS UNITE!!! (・∀・)
I bite it off my fingers and I bite it off my lips. And sometimes the cut scabs from my emo fagging sessions.
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itadakimasu
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Konyata is a sexy loli wife

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hey everyone, I’m (probably) going to start an English translation of 2chan — not to be confused with futaba — and while I know m00t already did something similar with 4chan, I’m doing this mostly for shits n giggles and as a personal challenge, and I’ll probably need some devs to help out; any suggestions or advice would be awesome.

Also… I’m gay.
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>>170094
those aren't girls, they're plastic surgery demons
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>>170101
Is it from thisvid? :biggrin:
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>>170101
its still kinda gross
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>>170102
no but I'm sure it's on there somewhere
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>>170053
Extremely late reply and you probably won't see this, but you'll learn nothing if you don't martyr yourself

Off-Topic@Heyuri
/b/, hear me out.
I’ve discovered the truth about sandwiches.
Every sub, hoagie, hero, panini… controlled by Big Lettuce.
You think you’re choosing your toppings freely? Wrong. They’re monitoring your mayonnaise intake.
I’ve traced secret mayo supply routes through three states.
Next step: infiltrate the hoagie factories.
We either rise as free eaters… or perish under the mustard overlords.
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You're on the precipice of a huge conspiracy. :dark:
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you're right... it all makes sense now... :astonish:
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Put peanut butter and cum in all your sandwiches to deactivate the neurotoxins that were airdropped by chemtrails into the wheat before it even became bread. Click the link in the description and use promo code CUMMIES to buy some of my cum for 10% off if you can't make enough of your own because the neurotoxins already shrank your testes!
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I am 7 steps ahead of you, OP. All the sandwiches I buy are veggieless and sauceless meat and cheese subs. Big Ketchup WON'T win this time! :cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I just masturbated!
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i once took a nude photo like that one and found it circulating on a femboy blog months later
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>>170023
I wonder if the video of me jerking off while crossdressing with a buttplug in and showing my hole is still circulating. :unsure:
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>>170060
Well, do you regret it?
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>>170060
who knows. things move so fast in such circles and theres always more twinks. its all so tiring.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Can anyone recommend any Android games featuring lolis, like simulation games or sex games in general? Thanks
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https://ut-game.com/entry/pants
I usually don't play games on my smartphone

but Ichihime from Mahjong soul is cute lolis.
https://youtu.be/SB75pnX9Ylo
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Lost Life
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>24238
cute!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
These are very very
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delicious :hokke:
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>>169958
Shut your mouth zipperhead. This is european cuisine that predates your rotten fish on vinegared rice by hundreds of years!
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>>169962
our fish not rotten, you stomach just weak from eating one hundred cheeseburger a day and drink sugar water! no refund!
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I prefer these :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>169958
It is eurasiatic not westernlol, I like sushi too

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Which Disney Princess would u fug? :blush:
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>>169987
two of those look like they're made of poop, but if Alice counts as a disney princess then that makes her the best one by default
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>>169991
In the times of the Unicode Comittee adding skin color variation selectors how can you say such things! :sweat:
Dark skinned loliz from hot countries are still cute & funny.
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>>169993
Get those "clothes" outta there, pronto. :angry:
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>>169993
Lilo's nose looks like a tumor though. The japanese version made her skin much lighter, her eyes bigger and closer together so it doesn't look like she has fetal marijuana syndrome, her nose like 50x smaller and made her way less fat/more petite.
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>>170032
Worse. They made her worse.

日本語@へゆり
「紅魔館の吸血鬼レミリア・スカーレットに関して、ZUN氏が描いた公式イラスト、スケッチ、ラフ画、あるいは設定資料など、正式に公開された原典的なビジュアル資料は他に存在するのでしょうか。私はファンアートではなく、あくまでZUN氏本人による“公式素材”に限定して探しています。これまでに発表された作品や書籍に収録されているものは確認済みなのですが、それ以外にも何か見落としている資料や、過去に限定的に公開されたものなどがあれば、ぜひ教えていただきたいです。東方Projectの歴史とともに生まれた、ZUN氏独特のタッチによるレミリアの公式描写をより深く知りたいと思っていますので、どんな些細な情報でも大変ありがたく思います。」
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さっぱりわからない
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エンディングを投稿しちゃ駄目なんだぞ!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>170025
that would taste totally different, idiot. female and male have different taste
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>>170027
Duh, that's what the tampon is for. Especially if it's a used one. If you rub a bunch of used tampons in a man's buttcrack before licking it I bet it would taste almost indistinguishable.
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>>170034
Die, fucking idiot! Stupid bastard!
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>170041
oh yeah, the beginners mistake(´人`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Whenever I finish masturbating to an otokonoko I end up feeling weird and I force myself to masturbate again to something straight. What should I do about this?
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>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time
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Hacka doll has the best op:dance2:
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>>169703
I somewhat do already
>>169708
I don't think about pussy. That's the point of masturbating to an otokonoko.
>>169710
I'll look into this :unsure:
>>169711
:sweat2:
>>169716
Agreed!
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I used to do that. now i just feel weird and move on
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>>169701
what are your opinions on marrying one, OP?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Have you ever sang at a karaoke bar and would you want to if given the chance? :smile:
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im shit at singing but it looks fun :sweat2:
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YEA. If youre with your friends then it is pretty nice.
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i never had, but i think it would be embarrassing to sing in front of people watching (;´Д`)
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I've never done ot, but I totally would. Like its karaoke, you're not expected to sing good, are you? Lol

Its always sounded like a slightly nightclub asthetic version of singing along to the car radio
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i barely talk so when it comes out it either comes out like a gruff croak or the gayest thing to ever leave my throat
i wish i could afford singing lessons as an adult

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i'm still sorta new to this place.. i wanna check my inbox, but it says i need to enter a trip pass! :unsure: help!!!
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>>170009
but if i make a tripcode, it means i'll hafta come up with a name for myself, right?... if thats the case, then i dont want to!!!!!:emo::emo:
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>i wanna check my inbox
wait is there an inbox? wtf since when
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no trip = no inbox - therefore, there's no need to check it :unsure:
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>>170016
yeah! it's up there in the right corner of your screen
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>>170018
i'm so curious but ahhh... i guess i'll leave it.. :cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hey i'm new here! can someone introduce me around :dance: :wink:
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>>170000
70K GET YAHOO
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>>170000
thanks a ton dude..:sweat3:
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>>170002
aaaaahh! :sweat2:

r-right... rule 8 is about... um.. basically.. it means you have to balance "8" cups on your head when addressing someone, and thats the RULE!
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>>170005
Never have I felt the urge to masturbate to ASCII... until now.

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