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HAIL HITLAR :nigra:
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:nigra: hey hitla

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i want to find more pedocore music! music made by pedos with songs about being pedos!

https://youtu.be/Nja4nGthJKg?si=9Q5ch-_XfOTWT5lM
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baby shark do doo doodoodoo doo
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listen to kickback or any hardcore band with a questionable front man
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https://theworstlabel.bandcamp.com/album/total-lolification

LOLIENERGYREDUX and GONEFISHING are my fav tracks.
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>>152205
static-X meets Cartoons DK

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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did u know if u point a gun at your head and shoot, you die? :astonish:
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>>23432
guns are a multi tool to deal with all types of animals that also includes humans.
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>>23433
how does that make them a multi-tool? A multi-tool is a thing that has multiple tools on it, a gun is just one tool.
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>>23434
>A multi-tool is a thing that has multiple tools on it
go attach a screwdriver at the front of it. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
>They are a tool for violence.
firearms are not only for murder and war it can be used for recreational activities and self defense too. 🔫 ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>23435
>>They are a tool for violence.
Why are you quoting someone else in a reply to me
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I want to go to this so badly... but i'm a ronur by defaurt. I'd only go if other heyurizens came too..
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>>152398
Digital Character cute! :blush:

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Hey /b/. I need some advice.
What do you do if you're juggling depression/ADHD, but don't have access to meds and won't until an evaluation for either is performed, but you hate everything about your life and want at least one thing that makes you happy in the long run?
I like piano, but I'm awful at it and need someone to direct me, because everything besides eating, breathing and shitting is too complicated for me. I had a teacher, but I was too slow (stuck on the first few pages of the children's level piano book for 6 months) so I ended up quitting because I didn't have much money then... well I still don't.
I know the obvious solution is to just quit, but I know if I do I'll just end up killing myself, and that'd be one less poster on heyuridotnet... :sweat2:
I guess what I want is someone to pump me up, or teach me the correct way to move forward with piano. I'm still at the same level I was when I quit back then, and that was the beginning of this year.
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>>151889
>tinyurl
are you a spambot? I'm not clicking shit if I can't see the real link
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>>151895
Just keep rewatching if you forget, the key to almost everything is just practice. I found that using DAWs (specifically the piano-roll) could help you a bit to associate the notes and stuff. Try making a MIDI for a simple song in FL Studio or your free DAW of choice.
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Honestly you sound like the most pathetic little bitch who has never had to endure hardship in his life. In other words you sound like spoiled lazy American kid
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This is going to sound super weird, but back when I felt that way, I went to see a psychiatrist, and he got me on meds for depression.
The meds did little except give me an excuse to act as if I should move forward. And move forward I did. I started exercising, stopped smoking, got my degree sorted out (finally). But that is beside the point.
I discovered occultism. And this is where it gets weird. It's not that occultism is the key to anything, but that it was the thing that really made my heart sing, and I didn't know it until then.
My point is that there was something out there that made my life worth living, and I didn't know it. You have the privilege of knowing what that thing is.
>the obvious solution is to just quit
No, that's not the obvious solution. Where did you get that idea? The obvious thing to do, if piano is what makes your heart sing, is to pursue it no matter what. If you have found that thing your soul yearned for all your life, you should have no qualms about pursuing it. If you don't feel this invincible motivation, the situation might be more complicated.

Now, if there are underlying issues that are making you feel this way, the first step is seeking therapy. Even if it might end up being useless on its own, just having the very intention of trying to fix your situation already puts you in a better position than you are now, and will lead you where you need to be. So MOVE.

If you kill yourself, you are going to achieve nothing, by the way. You'll find yourself very confused and will feel like a moron after you realize you go on, and your problems do too. So face them.
A side effect of being cursed to exist forever is that sooner or later, you're going to overcome everything.
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Like another heyurizen said, 6 months is nothing. It would take you 5 years of practicing 3 hours a day minimum to get to a stage where you could begin to consider pursuing a career in music, and even then it would depend on whether you're willing to dedicate yourself fully to it. Many people abandon at this stage because they want to have a life.
If it's really what you like the most, you should do it for pleasure, and not get hung up on being "stuck on children's level scores".

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J00R Fortune: Dark times are to come :nigra:
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BAT NIGGA.
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I love this picture

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President foreheadヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>152251
HEUG TOWER LOL
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Ive got it! Normal forehead girls with the big forehead gene kiss and pass it on to their offspring!
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STAND UP, HUT HUT, HAIL TO THE CHIEF
PRESIDENT RETARD HAS BEEN INAUGURATED
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o7

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:D
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:biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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I <3 futa on baby
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>>23407
i lol'd

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Nintendo recently said mario and peach are just "good friends" and that made me sad. Cant we have a crumb of romance anymore? 😢
i refudse to believe their lies
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>>366
but i love that dynamic 😢 its my favorite
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Don't you know that peach and bowser are together? That is where the baby bowsers come from, duh
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Don't worry about mario, luigi dresses up as peach for him sometimes xx <3
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>>371
Thats a ship i cant get behind
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given the end of Mario Odyssey, this isn't that surprising

but it still sucks (;´Д`)

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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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Well, I think she could've gone crazier.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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started posting resampled images on purpose earlier
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>>23349
lol, the bear
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where is this from

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Nigga respect mine
Or anger tha Tec-9
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epik image!:astonish:
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isnt it malaysia or philipines where they have soda in bags? :astonish:
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>>152254
I read that it was in Thailand. It's an airsoft gun and teh loli acquired it to stop the monkeys from stealing. I don't know what's in the bag though. :unsure:
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"i just wanna sip yo soda foo!" :nigra:

2D Ero@Heyuri
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I had very limited internet access for some days, so I ended up drawing some porn on MS paint (´.`)
Here it is, in order:
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ZOMG━━━(・.・)━━━!!
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ZOMG━━━(・.・)━━━!!
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That's all, folks ( ´.`)
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Anon there’s improvement there.
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>>4106
so, a guy meets a shrek loli and spread yogurt on her? :astonish:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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heyuri/j/ is really just another master baiting board isn't it.
its here for users to fap thinking actual little girls are really here isn't it.
or to fap while larping as a little girl isn't it.
it's here to be place for little girls so heyuri's can fap in secrecy to them isn't it.

/j/ is a porn board for the guys and a user board for the little girls.. isnt it...
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>>69096
i'm 38 but i come off as underage because i'm a retard!
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>>69095
I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
Won't really say who, since I think it's a dumb rule anyway.
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>I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
If you're referring to anyone on the CGI site (and I can only think of one), Rule 0 doesn't currently apply there. If you mean the main site, I don't know who you're referring to
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>>69095
i am on a quest for that
it seems to be only on that site, i have since gotten the full image preview
was a webp despite site telling me it was a jpg
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>>69093
>>69095
>>69145
it seems the whole video is just him jacking off there. boring. you can enumarate the file name on this. 1.jpg 2.jpg and see for your self.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10638000/10638881/240x180/1.jpg

BUT THIS IS ONLY PART 3 IN THE SERIES
you get a whole 10 mins in this one. and he steams up the whole wind sheild here
https://thisvid.com/videos/tonka-series-pt-1/


part 2 is where you get the real action at. this is the one we need.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10573000/10573969/240x180/1.jpg

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Do you ever wonder why people end up masturbating to this scene?
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coz blue-berries are so yummy
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If millions, pontentially even billions of people watch this scene, and even 0.001% of those have NEW FETISH UNLOCKED flash into their brains .. :closed-eyes:
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my 8 year old nephew told his dad that his wiener feels like it has bones in it when he thinks about this scene
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i remember reading a hippy book about puberty once and it suggested masturbating to pleasant thoughts like memories of good food, among other things, i guess they were attempting to explain the concept of fantasizing while masturbating, but in a non sexual way.
And I just found it odd to suggest people masturbate to thoughts of food. :sweat:
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>>152241
i once masturbated with a slice of bologna

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sa~ta~andagi~

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