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is being retarded moe?

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This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?

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If theres anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country, since i cook for only my best customers (who happen to be rich).

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Skills: Many of my customers described my dishes as "Tasty"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, 15-35

2. Not a picky eater

3. Eats healthy
3.1 Not underweight
3.2 No tattoos
3.3 Does not take drugs
3.4 preferably above average muscle

4. Willing to help me cook (and maybe be the final ingredient later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something tender enough for the both of us )

is this true?

Whenever someone shows me a video on your phone or on their pc, i get this feeling like im trapped and i have to pretend to enjoy whatever it is, and i dont know how to escape.

Your Windows 11 is ready to install...anon-kun!

we are fat
we are legion
expect us

ON THE GWEEEEEN!!!!!

Above the entryway to my apartment building is a keystone bearing a strange symbol (but I can't remember what it is). I walk across the lobby's black-and-white checkered tile floor to the elevator, and take it to the top floor - the 33rd. My apartment is decorated in fanciful Art Deco style. The view from the windows is dizzying. No matter where I go in my apartment, I can't seem to escape the feeling of vertigo. I'm so high above everything and through every window I only see twinkling yellow lights far below me, all under a sky of absolute black. I take a stairwell to the roof. There cold gusts of wind nearly knock me off my feet. I can't help but peer over a ledge. Terror. My heart races and I brace myself against a wall. I can hardly stand and stagger back inside.

In the morning I go downstairs and explore the alleyway. Graffiti'd on the weathered orange brick are cryptic glyphs; letters (Hebrew? Enochian?), triangles, squares. A stairway leads to the basement, above its door another keystone bearing another forgotten symbol.

girls on toire are moe

what fruits have you masturbated with? i've only done it with a banana peel

it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways.

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two girls on twitter said I was "cute"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

That's it. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you NEET.

i often forget that most heyurizens are probably grown men instead of cute moe girls (such as myself)

divided by age and gender, united by being perverted

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if there any retards on heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. but first, here's what I have to offer:

1. money: I make 60 dollars a month

2. age: i can't remember

3. attractiveness: i used to get called cute by obaasans

there. Those are the important details. my "personality"? you can figure that out later....

with that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. female, Aged 18-30

2. located in australia (i cant afford plain tickets)

3. kawaii (optional)
3.1 chubby
3.2 any race, i dont give a fuck
3.3 an IQ of 80 to 100
3.4 can cook steak
3.5 uses heyuri.net daily
3.6 knows what a "defense facility" is
3.7 can manage a hakoniwa island
3.8 knows baseball rules

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John and I'm looking for a girlfriend. If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. I'm pretty much perfect: I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. I also get straight A's.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two banging hot girls on facebook said I was "SO CASH"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in New Jersey

3. Banging hot
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Not retarded or a no-life

4. Willing to blow me (jk.... but srsly, shit would be SO CASH. Something long term )

Thanks for listening. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people. Pic related, it's me by myself.