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HEIL HITLAR
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everyone knows black and white is teh original, not some AI >>136342 upscale color one!
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HEIL HEYURI!
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i like japan because japan likes nazis
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Dad, you're going in wrong....
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LIES! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR2qjvsqNSk

If you remember this song then you are legendary heyuri oldfag
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HANDS UP
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Remember it? I was teh one who posted it biggrin
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>>136372
I heard it randomly and it triggered a flashback. but I don't exactly remember what the context it was posted in was...
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I know it was in reply to something, but I don't remember the exact context either sweat2

I assume teh OP had something like "put your hands up" that made me think of the song
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I either don't remember this or i'm hearing it for the first time. But it's a great song dance

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teh heaven ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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🌟👶🌟

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
ITT Post infants and toddlers.
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war crime? nah, i won't kill any civilians.
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That just makes it hotter. drool
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Did someone say war crime???
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i heard he drank some water and was ok after

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I found this pic in my drive, sent to me by a Heyurizen, but possibly wasn't posted here b4
Teh difference between 2025 and 2020 feels smaller than the one between 2003 and 2008, despite both being 5 years apart nyaoo-closedeyes
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The 2020s started in 2021. There is no year zero.
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lxde awesome
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2020 was very eventful. We got the pandemic, the protests in the US, the wildfires in Australia, the explosion in Beirut and a bunch of other stuff. And even afterwards, we've got the war in Ukraine and the AI craze
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>>136325
How fucking sad and lame sweat3
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>>136325
Oh and raiding people on zoom, raiding classes, sitting at home, every game got filled with noobs so ranking proggression was free

Off-Topic@Heyuri
this is more insightful than it seems at first glance...
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>>136098
What made you want to fuck 2006 and not 2003?
Was it the giant strawberry? unsure
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>>136099

No, she just looks cuter imo but i would take the 2003 version of her and fuck her on top of that giant strawberry lol.
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It might be not very insightful to call a girl uhhh "strawberry"... Makes me understand the comments

Could we like, Japanese beam her and keep the cutest aspects to make as lolita as possible? I liked all before 2009 btw, 2009 was a bit too much monster high girl generation and MLP girl and i was a bit bullyied by the former...
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I don't think it's been said yet, they're all organically posed whereas the current one is just equally extended limbs head on, I think it definitely adds to the fact that she looks fucking lifeless. closed-eyes2

Also would hit 1991 to 2009. blush
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All things go to shit eventually. Learn to enjoy good thigns while they last

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WTF CAKEY!1!1!!!11!
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Probably poisoned. sweat3
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>>136177
>Probably poisoned.
But Cakey is already eated... Σ(゚д゚|||)
Will Desu be alright...? sad
Desu...!

Your fortune: Average luck
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>Will Desu be alright...?
im afraid she's... DIED! (´人`) desu~
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>>136216
nah she just nap'd after having to much cakey
she is alright( ´ω`)
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Fuck DESU! angry Post BOKU instead!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I didn't jack off today (yet), haven't eaten yet, and I might see my girl later today. Ain't work today because I'm off from work.

tongue
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>>136261
>Be the type of person that warrants your quality of life
I deserve to live in a castle with a harem of about half a dozen lolis and dozens of servants because of how smart and good I am, and because I don't enjoy working. Being a hard worker is a great lifestyle for those who enjoy working hard or those who are evil enough to deserve suffering but it's not for everyone.
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136272-san here, updating after my day is over
Today was a failure too, with all my time wasted on internets, I did all preparations for working but didn't actually had the necessary magical "urge" to start anything. Tomorrow I will do better! Probably! biggrin
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>>136270
i need to get like you
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>>136336
See ya tomorrow tongue

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Purebred lolis only. No untermensch
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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
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>>136255
R A P E
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JESUS CHRIST!!!! glare
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>>136283
LOL raep lion
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>>136305
plz make banner of this 🙇‍♂️
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>>136283
holy shit astonish

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Which side would you have been on?
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I always root for the underdog (´ー`)
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left side
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obvious teh 4th wall - who do u think he's looking at? ME! I would just view from teh distance - pouring fuel to teh fire for teh lolz.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i present to you.... TRADITIONAL JAPANESE WAHA waha
courtesy of chatgpt-sensei fucking up generating a regular waha
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a yamato nadeshiko is good too biggrin
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chatgpt is guwno

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Does anyone remember fantage?
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No, but I'm guessing I was too old for whatever this is sweat2
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TEH UGLY
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is this a chinese maplestory clone?
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yes, i used to play this religiously as a kid lol, that and toontown
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Is that bootleg gaia online?

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is diving into the bottom of the pool and staring at gurls nyaoo-closedeyes a third worlder behavior unsure
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if i had a daughter i would fuck her everyday
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>>136219
>if i had a daughter i would fuck her everyday
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>third worlder behavior
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>>136232
I guess a more civilized approach to avoid inbreeding would be trading your daughter with another dad in exchange for his cute daughter
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>>136233
>trading your daughter with another dad in exchange for his cute daughter
You genius son of a bitch just solved it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>136234
we can trade daughters like trading cards ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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henlo heyuri, i know i asked this before and got the answer but my dumbass forgot where i wrote the link down, so can somebody link me to the archive of that english imageboard that predated 4chan and the world2ch one? i remember a long time ago an archive link got posted here proving it was the first english language imageboard even predating world2ch, if anybody could send the archive link again id appreciate it very much (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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1chan.net, it used to be about trains. I believe it died soon after it got spammed with s*yjaks
2003: https://web.archive.org/web/20031214064028if_/http://www.1chan.net:80/
2024: https://web.archive.org/web/20240314081807if_/https://www.1chan.net/
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It was probably this, which has been online since 1998:
https://web.archive.org/web/20000119102243/https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/index_e.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20020617042129/http://www.big.or.jp:80/~talk/t-club/soft/mini/imgboard_e.cgi

The board and its homepage are still live, but they've recently (within the last couple of years) updated the board software to a later version and replaced the botspam posts with old Japanese posts:
https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/index_e.html
https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/mini/imgboard_e.cgi
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>>136278
yes this was the one, thank you so much!

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Okay, so I know this is going to sound insane, but hear me out. I want to ask Pan Piano out on a real date. Like, in real life. Not ironically. Not as a meme. An actual human-to-human date. I’ve been watching her videos for years now, and there’s just… something about her. It’s not just the outfits (though, let’s be honest, those are divine). It’s the way she plays. The emotion, the precision, the control. You can tell she really feels the music. And yeah, I know she never shows her face and there’s this whole aura of mystery around her, but that almost makes it better? Like, she’s not some attention-seeking TikTok thot, she’s composed. Elegant. She lets the music and the cosplay speak. I respect that.

And I’m not trying to be a simp here. I’m not some loser who just watches and cooms and cries himself to sleep. I genuinely think I could offer her something real. I play piano too. Not professionally, but I’m decent. I’ve been learning some of the same songs she plays. Sometimes I imagine us playing duets together, just vibing out to anime openings in a candlelit room, soft laughs between takes, maybe some sake on the side.

The thing is, I don’t know how to even begin. Like, what do I do? Do I message her? Leave a comment? Send her a video of me playing piano in a tux? What if she thinks it’s creepy? What if she just blocks me? Or what if… she doesn’t? What if there’s a chance, no matter how small, that she actually sees the effort and says, “Yeah, let’s get dinner”?

I know how this sounds. I do. But I’m tired of sitting here doing nothing while the one woman who might actually understand me is out there, playing piano in a maid outfit, alone. I’m ready to do something. I just don’t know what. Help me out here. Be real. No trolling. I’m being honest.

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Follow her from far away, everyday, to show her how much you love her, care for her - and how much you want to protect her from all evil in teh world.

Leave her small gifts at her front door to maek her day - but do it anonymously - all in gain for her beautiful smile. (here you can capture her smile with your tele-camera ;3 )

Find out all her media platform and phone numbers, and send her beautiful written poems about her music and how much it matters to you.

Lastly, try to push away all "friendly boys" from her - no one should be allowed to be on her mind. She will be lonely and sad - and this is your shot - you deserve her after months of work. Invite her home, and show her all teh effort and picture you haev gathered about her. She will be stunned by your effort.

You will haev two options here.
1. Kiss her.
2. PENIS.
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Play the piano with your PENIS and send it to her
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She already plays piano, you should exhibit your unique interests. For example, once you secretly find her address, you could collect rare species of bugs & worms from the wild, put them in a box (with enough nutrition so they wouldn't die) and mail her. She would be impressed! biggrin

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