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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Any of you dudes live near a volcano? When's the last time it erupted?
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I erupted inside your mother.
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>>115740
Where is Your Mother located? Is it a tourist spot?
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There's a volcano inside my pants
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>>115742
its a tourist trap

Lounge@Heyuri
hello ヾ(^∇^) i am wondering what ever happened to GNFOS, last time i visited it was a holdout for ota posters and a discord link got posted. then whatever this is https://web.archive.org/web/20240124074524/https://gnfos.net/
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every thread deserves a reply
(*^ー゚)b
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>every thread deserves a reply
>(*^ー゚)b
of substance (゚血゚#)
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I was wondering that, too. I guess trev got too busy being a dentist or whatever.
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I remember that board vaguely, but never was active there, since I never understood it's humor. I can't say I'm sad about it, as I only knew the board sporadically, but I think it sucks nonetheless, that it's gone.
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Looks like a faggot board for faggots.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who do you think is hotter? Anakin or Obi-Wan?
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I don't like the prequels dark

Here is how OG Anakin and Obi-Wan look like
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>Who do you think is hotter?

Anakin.
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>>115737

Better than Disney Star Wars.

Pic related is the only shit that matters.

2D Ero@Heyuri
/h/aruhi is very helpful to her friend blush
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
What are you doing for imouto day?
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SEX
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cry because i don't have a little sister cry
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Probably marathon OreImo and cry myself to sleep.
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>september 6
who wants a oreimo stream (・∀・)
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>>115727
>who wants a oreimo stream (・∀・)
i liek nosebleed

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Third century Roman armor.
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lame

Site Discussion@Heyuri
It's live on Heyuri now キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
There are few minor differences with 2chan that ChatGPT-san couldn't solve, I'll put such details to github if it gets positive feedback later on
For now, check it out!
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how does it deal with quoted quotes? (not that anyone really does it)

>>Does it werk with names?
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It just gets teh latest post with matching string of whatever is in the quote like this:
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in case of post numbers, these work:
>No.67349
>No. 67349
but not this:
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also filename has to be full with extension, so ">filename" wouldn't werk for filename.png - it has to be ">filename.png"
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>Allowed file types are:
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He uses ChatGPT to write code xd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
sister got her navel pierced
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>>115638
They're real, when I was a shota my mom would take me to the university's open house every year and we'd see these cows in the agricultural department.
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>>115614
...kinda fucked up that there's a cow hole. I remember seeing some shit on why it's there, not that I can remember any of that.

and now all I'm thinking of is putting cum in the cow hole... (;´Д`)
not even like fucking it, just pouring a cup of semen in there

it is a goddamn good thing I'm nowhere near a cow with a hole in it (^Д^;)
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>>115693
Oh, so that's where milk comes from! Neat! nyaoo2
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>>115693
Died reading that last line
"it is a goddamn good thing I'm nowhere near a cow with a hole in it" - Anonymous, 2024

Lounge@Heyuri
hi i want to know another english textboard
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http://xiongnu.org/overtext/ This one has heyuri since 2020
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>>12134

You should love yourself moar than to post on Boards...
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all that websites are so fuckin ugly, this is in spanish but is a textboard i think https://bbs1.sekkaku.net/bbs/nigga/

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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a girl liek tomoko is the best, but they're always ignoring her! She wasn't even properly molested on the train ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Late Roman Tomoko.
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sugeeee! biggrin
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Boy, those lolis sure are... *gulp*. fashionablenosebleed

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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on keyboard-kun's display it says he's updating... what the hell could he be getting from internets!? And if it's pizza i am pissed he isn't sharing ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>115555
>keylogging everything you've ever typed
ORZ this might be teh thing that gets me v& glare
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>>115556
if people really got v& like that they'd run out of vans. happy
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>>115540
that's a thing?
and i thought mice that come with "drivers" (read: unnecessary features) were bad enough
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>unnecessary features
I liek switching between a custom set of DPI values on the fly!
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>>115556
if you get vanned, it will probably be evidence used against you during any searches rather than the actual reason that the cops came in the dead of night for you (;´ω`)

it is fucked how we reached a point where it is no longer unreasonably expensive to do shit like that -- in fact, the price per unit for that much power in a microcontroller is like $1 on the high end now 😓

Off-Topic@Heyuri
today i randomly remembered a very old cartoon i have watched half an episode of as a kid and the ps2 game i was gifted which has like 0 redeeming qualities and my friend and I even used to make fun of it, especially the back of the case which read "you can pilot not one, but Two vehicles!" as if that was something cool lol

and how can i not mention the engine going EEEEEEEEEEEEE as soon as a wheel stops making contact with the ground which means free tinnitus if you're driving on uneven terrain

what are some obscure ps2 games you have played?
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I used to play "Age of Empires II: Age of Kings", on my PS2, but I'm not sure whether the port qualifies as obscure. Probably not. It did overheat my poor PS2 a lot and I didn't play it for long, because I've felt like I'm damaging the console just by merely running the game. On top of that it ran really poorly and lagged a lot. In retrospect, I was really disappointed by it's performance and preferred to play it on my PC. It might be worth checking out, how good it is, when it's emulated.
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>CaptainScarletGame.webm
I dunno about teh PS2 game, but Captain Scarlet the 1960s supermarionation show was awesome (as were all supermarionation shows!) - I had even had a toy of him biggrin
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>>115660
i played a similar game once and i'm pretty sure it's a miracle that game was even able to run on a ps2
maybe this was a very clever marketing campaign for microsoft: you buy the ps2 game, it runs like shit so you buy it on pc and if you dont have a pc you buy one giving money to microsoft
i'm probably looking too much into it
>>115661
i only remember like 2 seconds of an episode, the one where cpt scarlet throws someone pretending to be him in some electrical looking stuff and oh boy, i do seem to be remembering it being far nicer looking than this

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
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i bet a filthy korean drew this
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check underneath your bed when you wake up wink
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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is this how it feels to p00p?
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More fibre in your diet, stat. closed-eyes2
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>>115498
I don't understand how to get more fibre. Am I meant to eat wicker chairs or what?
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pain of using teh western style toilet...
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>>115499
>wicker chairs
Practically every fruit or vegetable has some fibre, but if that's what you prefer, sure. Personally I favour the outer shell of a coconut.
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>>115498
Lots of apples and other fruits

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
this captcha is cool but kuso eyesight makes it taek ages to solve
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The captcha is cool, but 4get instances without it are marginally cooler.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Did you have a national equivalent of kagome kagome? A similar childrens' game? Anything comparable?
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the closest gaem that comes to mind
this is the game's song, the lyrics are a little different than what I remember but I guess such differences are expected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDWi2_ztq08
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We had "duck duck goose" (probably has the same origin as 115627-san's game) and "heads down, thumbs up"
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we have one that's called "blind goat".
we spin someone who's blindfolded around while singing a song then push them to the floor, then they're supposed to walk around until they find someone and then feel the person's facial features with their hands and try to correctly identify who they are.
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Paul Kagami
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>heads down, thumbs up
ah that gaem, it's fun touching someone's puni puni thumb nyaoo-closedeyes

2D Cute@Heyuri
Wan biggrin
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