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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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DO DA WORM!!! :dance2::dance2::dance::dance:
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:longcat:
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Look how excited he is to be eaten .. :drool:
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PUT THE BASTARD OUT OF HIS MISERY
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I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
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Otaku's RULE :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Set of about 10500 files to pretend to be an oldbie! [1.8GB]
Newest files dated to 2nd of september 2011, available to download for only 5 days
For newbies it is a way to experience what it was like over 14 years ago
They are not mine, I got into someones server filesystem index and took them :nyaoo2:

Link: https://73.gigafile.nu/1224-n16043cf572466949e1f61efad510471e
Password:zomgiloveheyurisosomuchyayz0mg
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thx
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>>165830
many reference such history

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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You are walking down a street, when suddenly, a portal opens right in front of you. You trip and fall in, and find yourselves teleported to a strange and distant world. Furthermore, a girl, who summoned you, has made you her servant, and keeps you chained up next to her bed, doing laundry and other chores...

What do you do? ( ´ω`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>5701
>>5702
Are you sure you would want to be her servant? It comes with all sorts of strange punishments... ( ´ω`)
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>>5700
Kirche makes me happy. Even bald guys have a chance at love with a beautiful girl in Halkeginia
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i really loved this anime. this series has so much charm to it still.
i remember thinking about how interesting the concept was of saito going to another world and having the goal to return, while getting caught up in the politics between nations. the world building was fairly decent. it's a shame the author died but it's for the best they stopped shitting up the series. i still love the anime and even aspects of the later seasons. but they were seriously fucking it up. thank god for the manga and all the fan games/doujins. i have like 2 art books that i've been meaning to take scans of as a way to preserve some of the stuff that's in there. but i'm afraid of bending the spine and stuff. ahh i love this so much. i miss louise like crazy and wish she would get some more figures. tiffa is to this day the only grotesque big boob bitch i can tolerate because she has such a nice personality. like i thought kirche was a little obnoxious but even she's written well enough that her tits in the anime don't quite bother me.

tits are proportionate in relative to the characters personality. if the character is written well, you won't see as many people bitching about the characters huge tits.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
How to measure quality in anime, by traffic or its likely sales. Or just content posts.
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>>5734
What? I mean, how does its math translate perhaps? I'd like to do it by hand, also the site is blocked from my place so.
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>>5735
Unrelated, but how do you exactly do tripcodes? I read the tutorial and tried doing it and my name appeared big and red. Is that supposed to happen?
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Blablabla
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Blablabla talk to Nugroho. I can't guitar, faggot. Try reading, but I guess you needed a glass.
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>>5753
Brother, this guy stinks!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Im so tired of this kind of..weak, abstract answer. It repeats too.
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>>165864
For being a srs bussines party p00per who provides no lulz :rolleyes:
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>>165865 you dont provide 160 mil either for the company startup cost. you are just,srsly broke, and no partner but your own lulsage
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>>165865
>But to your own lulsage
Fuck,typo
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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How do I report this bullshit of a post


It's saged anyway

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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newbie here ヽ(´ー`)ノ i guess i could call this an introduction post if those are allowed. i'm not very used to imageboards these days but i used to lurk on 4chan admittedly (i don't go there anymore, way too many nazis) so please forgive me if i do anything wrong!
my online name is bjorn and i turn 19 on december 25th 😄 i really like coding, manga and lolis. happy to be here 💟
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NO
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>>165821
Thanks for the note.
And yes, please.
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i fapped to that doujinshi in teh past
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>>165825
This is my collection of azumanga pictures

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I saw a text exchange between a brother and sister on reddit the other day, and they were so cute, they clearly loved eachother and had a great relationship

I wish I had a relationship like that (ρ_;)

Does anyone here have a cute relationship with their sister?
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>>165744
do you ever hand feed her? that would be so cute...
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I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners. Not even because I'm a zoophile, I just had no self-control back then. I would love an imouto but I 100% would have raped her. :dark:
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>I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners
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>>165790
Maybe it would have been better if I had a little sister then. She might have enjoyed it. :unsure:
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I have read stories of a little brother who became the little sister who slept with her older brother
I think this is the most rare and delightful form of yaoi there could be

Off-Topic@Heyuri
semen is over represented in shota
a boys orgasm should be as pure as his heart
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>>165591
it makes me so sad. as clearly all of these new age shotacons know nothing about the anatomy of a shota! :dark:
most boys first ejaculation is in the early puberty age range (10-13), while most popular shotacon art depicts boys anywhere from (4-10). the age of course has been slowly inclining towards the puberty range, but its true for a lot of real shotacons to prefer boys pre-puberty. at their purest and most truly boyish state.
at these ages, it is possible for a boy to orgasm but they are usually either completely dry or a small amount of clear fluid. so there's no reason to draw shotas cumming full buckets of nasty semen... ok! it's just not natural! :angry::angry::angry:
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>>165753
I remember masturbating when I was about 10 and nothing came out when I orgasmed ( ´ω`)
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>>165769
thanks for today's lesson in shotaology!
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>>165753
I once confessed to it still being clear at 14

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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cool :love:
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I love it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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※Usagi made this in 2022/12/25
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>>3981
Incredible things are happening and my heart is full of love
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:mona2: :biggrin: Happy Holidays Anons! :biggrin: :mona2:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i took on a big project at work and now im exhausted and still am not finished

i'll waste my entire christmas...
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When NEETs make fun of you we're just trying to help by convincing you to quit your job. The system can't force you to work.
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>>165732
TRUE!!!
AS FAR AS THE STATE KNOWS I'M UNEMPLOYED BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DOLLARS!!!
WE LOVE TAKING THE DOLLARS BACK DON'T WE FOLKS
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>>165731
you are forgiven my son. (´人`)
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>>165732
a wise neet once said, "once my mom dies, i too will die aswell". (´人`)
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>>165804
An even wiser NEET once said "I'm the only next of kin so I'm gonna be rich lol". I'm not splurging it on a luxurious lifestyle and going broke in a year either, I'm gonna get one of the cheapest possible places to live and eat ramen and keep pirating everything to make it last at least a decade.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What will the internet be like by 2030 with all these proposed internet censorship bills?
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>>165661
you will be living in a 'dead internet' ( ´ω`)
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It's probably going to suck even more. 'They' are already trying to roll out digital IDs but even without it this walled garden is already terrible.
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ass
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There will be two separate internets. On one you will put in your ID, face scan, and all your information, and be able to access maybe a dozen websites/apps, all owned by perhaps four different companies. On teh other internet will be all teh fun.
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>>165791
I don't use any sites that require phone verification, paying, or even my real IP address so I'll stick to the fun internet. Fuck banks, I'll keep cash. Fuck online shopping, I'll go to farmer's markets and flea markets.

Flash@Heyuri
like srsly
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Puzzle Bobble brings back fond memories ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
devilish girl smile... i enjoy devilish girl smiles very much... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i can make that face too, watch!

:xp:
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😜
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Everyone gets steel for Christmas
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Some people shouldn't be allowed near a DAW...
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>Some people shouldn't be allowed near a DAW...
Those people are quite mean even without a DAW but also should post track lists for their albums. There are track lists for a select few on the old website, but for the rest, I had to piece that shit together from individual uploads. Been too shy (& lazy & preoccupied) to ask outright

Flash@Heyuri
another tesu
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test
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Open this in projector, move the window to the left edge of the screen, then click and drag the mouse from the flash to the right edge of the screen for extra speed. You can also make it go backward

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
The animu grills are cute and all, but post some COOL ASS MEN. :cool:
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>>5717
what the fuck why didn't it post my cool fucking turles picture fuck you
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>5706
You got it all wrong, anon.
IT'S ABOUT CHANNELING AND EMBRACING YOUR INNER MANLINESS.
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>>5717
>>5718
Screencap material.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm sure I haven't seen Heyuri (or any imageboard for that matter) have this specific thread topic.
But anyways, post em.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>165488
>I'm making a naughty video even though I'm just a kid...
Future pornstar in the making. :cool:
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wut de fark

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
C'MON, C'MON, ASSHOLE! SAY HIS NAME!
JAGI-SAMA! THE TRUE INHERITOR OF HOKUTO NO KEN!
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FUCK I MEANT TO WRITE HOKUTO SHINKEN BUT I GOT TOO ENTHUSIASTIC I'M KILLING MYSELF
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>>5720
THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew
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Must be one of those prosyglots
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>>591
im 100% sure that 95% of prosyglots are autistic
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Hes gaming search algorithm to appeal to the widest range of men LOL

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loll

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