Eu encontrei essa textboard brasileira praticamente vazia, deveríamos colonizá-la ( ´ω`)
https://mokoich.net/2-ch.html

i was imagining, like the organic stickers they put on food products, there should be a feature that scans an image through tin-eye when an image is uploaded, and optionally puts a FRESH OC! sticker next to it if there are no results.

CP on /b/ and /jp/

post nrs 104103 and 1483

why is the site so........fucking...................................................slow lately..............?

I'm sure we can slap together a handful of songs released since 2020 that are decent. Here are ones I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXay__MuoGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rHjkRgJlEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRigHRu0uns

As we discussed during the townhall and u guys approved, the fullbanners are now implemented on Heyuri - though currently there are very few banners on circulation.
...We need moar fullbanners! Here are some criteria I think we should have (you can discuss these too) for non-Heyuri stuff for now:
- If it's an imageboard (or similar community), it must be fully compliant with our Rule 8
- No personal homepages

They also must be exactly in 468x60 dimensions.
I will dump the old (outdated/kolyma related, only for archival purposes) banners for inspiration/give an idea under this thread. For now, we can lack banners for these Heyuri-related stuff:
- 日本語@Heyuri
- Oeakaki@Heyuri
- Strange World@Heyuri
- Site Discussion@Heyuri
- Polls@Heyuri
- Dating@Heyuri
- ２ちゃん (for 2ch.sh domain - see below for old domain's banner)
Though banners don't need to be high quality (being funny is more impr0tant here!), you can also redo the banner for HHS if u want to as well

CP on B
post nr 102813

I had this dream where "the internet" decided that videos and audiovisual media in general was taking too much space so they made an announcement stating that all of it would be wiped out.

Then people all over the world started to make "video-databases" that had the titles of as many videos as possible with brief descriptions.

Then people started to just write descriptions of entire videos. Video essays had complete transcripts and more surreal videos like AMVs were described amateurishly in their entirety. Most videos in the internet became either lost media or literature.

There were also chunks of people that saved the videos to their computers or in hard drives, which was followed by "video hunters". People that just looked for rare videos all over the world, Indiana Jones style.
There were also a few videos in p2p spaces, but veeery very few.

What if it happens for real?

is it banable to post a nekid loli with no visible genitals?

I found out about this awesome 90's band "superchunk", this song in specific makes me feel something I've never felt before
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=ba44JRAjpV4
what do you guys think?

誰かがこのドラマCDに絵を動画にしたようだけど
結構面白いｗ
水銀豆のラジオ番組をネタにするドラマCDです
一話：　https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3992692
他のEPのリンクは動画説明文であるから貼る必要はないだろう


まだ全部聴いてないけどフルバージョンはこちらみたい ⇒
１　https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sghP77xDp4
２　https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x327ByWryWg

これ以外にもローゼンメイデンにドラマCDはあるらしいから興味はあったらあれらも聴いたほうがいいよ

is there a chance of getting the emote/emoji/kaomoji buttons to insert at the cursor instead of at the end of the textbox?
pretty much nowhere else works like that and it's kind of awkward adding things to a post as it stands, very fiddly

you just split the textbox into two substrings, one with stuff before the cursor and one with stuff after
and set the textbox contents to be the text from the button concatenated into the middle of those two strins instead of just doing it at the end of the textbox contents
https://stackoverflow.com/a/11077016

fix your fucking server!!

Can we have this work please, instead of opening a new tab when I click these, make it open properly in the big frame.
I still don't understand how people can cope without a side frame

yeah, i did it.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING THIS POST)

github : https://github.com/Heyuri/kokonotsuba
as of making this thread, me and one other anon are working on a fork to try and clean up most of this shit.
we are planing on making proper objects for board,thread,post data. this of course would simplify things for module creation and future proof the code base.
i believe the module system will be powerful hooked base system that will be able to change data mid pipe line with out messing with the underlying system.

for creating a post postRequest. it should look something like this.

	$postData = new postData();
	$postData->loadFromPostRequest();
	executeHook("preValidation", $postData); //can trigger a whole post fail based on IP ban or failed capcha moduel.
	if(!$postData->isValidPost()){  //inside module hooks. there would be a postValidation() in contrast to preValidation() to stop files with pizza

	}
        .....

i also want to remove a lot of crud that is scatted all over the place and make a proper pipeline.
the pipeline should look like.
start -> post received -> post validated -> post saved to db -> load threads from db based on board configs -> load post in threads -> redraw html files -> end

of course there might be slightly different pipelines for admin menus or live views, witch might consist of a module having special things drawn in the render, or remove validation.
output should be redirectable so its either stright from*.php or gets written to *.html with proper redirect code


lots of things are still a mystery and what i said may not even work or might need some slight changes.
the more experimental fork that aims on chaining a lot of the underlying system that me and anon are working on is right here https://github.com/nashikouen/kokonotsuba

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some suspicious pictures on the uploader
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=124 (933)
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=71 (2040, 2035, 2036)
they look underage

also, the video in the OP here
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=102654

Hi,
most of the 'cannibals' on the net are either fakes or trolls, but I'm
real.

I killed my husband in 2005 and ate a great portion of his flesh. It was
really good.

I've been in prison for 17 years, but I'm free now and my hunger is growing
every day. Since I've tasted male flesh for the first time, I want to eat it
again.

I found the cannibal culture on the net, Dolcett and so on and I've seen
that there actually are many men who want to be eaten.

So I want to eat YOU!

If you want to be eaten by a REAL cannibal woman, a woman who has actually
eaten male flesh, please contact me.

My email is killashandra@hotmail.com

I'm hungry and I want to taste you. Contact me!

Killashandra

Should we make /b/ an exclusion zone? I think we must call in the Chernobyl men.

The past two months every thread is derailed with atleast 50 PENIS replies or someone posting terrible fetish porn, and it's never, like, feet, or something; it's always piss poop or guro, also the underage baiters, not the lolicons but the few anons who really really want to make it clear to others that they photograph actual children outside of teh interwebz to masturbate to it, I think that's just actually pedophilia, or something (⁠θ⁠‿⁠θ⁠)

Heyuri is graet but we should nuke /b/ I think, I don't mean remove /b/ from the website, I mean we should deploy a Tsar Bomba on whichever server rack is hosting /b/


Seriously, are the mods going to lessen the circular masturbation threads?