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Off-Topic@Heyuri
my pinkie and my ring finger, theyre always just barely touching each other and theyre too close. It stresses me and overstimulates me so much when theyre the only two fingers touching, are they closer together then my other fingers?? this is a problem for both of my two hands, to the point ive seriously considered cutting my finger off, is there any other solution? i was thinking of tapeing my two fingers together.
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>>163371
She had her bewbs removed because she didn't like the feeling of them touching each other
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If you cut your fingers off you'd feel phantom pain
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>>163384
i think the pain will be very real Σ(゚д゚|||)
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OP I came up with a remedy:
step 1: Remove your shoes if you're wearing any
step 2: Kick a doorframe as hard as you can
step 3: If done correctly, now you won't notice that your fingers are touching for a while! Repeat as often as desired.

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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the best birthday!
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jesus fuck, he's good...
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👊👨👊
Sorry son you are fat enough already, looks like daddy is going to finish of this cake

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who is "Sam" and why does everybody want to see him?:unsure:
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Yeah who is Sam? they say if you see sam you get into a lot of trouble. Sounds like a creepy pasta to me. LOL
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Sam... I heard he is SERIOUS :tongue:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>163325
I know this guy is his son

Flash@Heyuri
:blush::blush::nosebleed:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
what are some of the blindboxes or the most articulated toys...in blind box. i dont like how it does but it manage to get some nice selections, auldey,keepley,blokees in particular
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
101771
i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore
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:dance: just DANCE
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keep... it cool. :huh:
what's the name of this club? :unsure:
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i can't remember but it's alright a-alright

Off-Topic@Heyuri
which one of you gave drugs to azunyan? :angry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Would konata sell herself for 2 tabs of acid?
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Downers are gay. Why would I want to be all sleepy and tired? I like my guy on fast mode. If I wanted to be tired I would just do a bunch of burpees or mountain climbers in my room. The meth market is the cleanest its even been lately. Walter White is rolling in his grave.
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>>163352
is that so?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Nexuschan is a lightweight, user-friendly imageboard (or "chan") that provides a space for anonymous discussion on a variety of topics.

It functions as a decentralized platform where users can share images and engage in fast-paced, dynamic conversations across its different boards, which include:

/b/ (Random): For general subjects and random discussions.

/g/ (Technology): Focused on technology, hardware, software, and computing.

/a/ (Anime & Manga): The space for Japanese culture, anime, manga, and related media.

/th/ (Touhou Board): Dedicated to the Touhou Project series.

/fdt/ (Latam): An exclusive space for the Spanish-speaking Latin American community.

It is the ideal place to participate in "chan" culture in an environment aiming to be the "nexus" for various communities.

https://nexuschan.helioho.st
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RIP Nexuschan

2025/11/26 - 2025/11/26
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>>163299
naa is coming back right now
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advertising makes you lame. nobody likes doing it
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>>163301
someone has to spread the word.┐(゚~゚)┌
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Please add a NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS board.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
WTF it's already about to be december!?
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the months go by so fast now…

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Healthy guys have an average of four or more erections during sleep per night. 📖:nyaoo:
Frequent night-time erections shows high testosterone!
findings from my recent PENIS-research
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What evolutionary purpose does mid-sleep erections serve? :huh:
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>>805
good circulation to the PENIS means you can mate and have more babies
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>>805
it stops your PENIS from falling off :biggrin:
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I should find a healthy guy to put a hidden camera in his room and confirm this
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Flash@Heyuri
🍺 (´¬`) 🍺
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>>3766
cirno is to young for that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry:
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>>3771
Gotta teach em young
🍺:waha:🍺 :dance:🍻:dance2:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I wanna roll with
The gangstas ( ´ω`)
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy (;´Д`)
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so smooth bitch say i channel awesome
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🚬:cool:
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>>163229
tis gaemin' time!
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>>163246
take a few smokes
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>>163229
I'm pretty sure this is the guy that runs the LANs I go to

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I already wear glasses for seeing, but I'm thinking of buying one of these amazon packs of low quality reading glasses... I want to take them apart and see the glass separate from the frames like i never could with my regular glasses, I actively stare at people with glasses in public and I'm happy to work at a place where we sell them so I get to look at them a lot!
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i once found a pair of fake classes on a parking lot, and wore them, i felt like i was using a disguise :kuz:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i like half rim glasses, but i can never find a place selling them at a price that isnt super marked up
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>>163296
I want rimless ones (I still think of girls licking buttholes whenever I see the word rim) but I've given up on them already since they'd be too expensive for me

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you want to buy these Kirby slippers, /b/?
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VAGINA :biggrin:
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>>163224
why? these clothes are hot and cute. literally perfect.
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>>163220
Youtuber did a video on it, people are remembering/finding out about it now
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>>163269
nope I posted about it here a year ago: https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/105228.html#q109194
almost every time I see anything Kirby related I remember it

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What makes your pen0z bigger? What remedies make your peniz double, even quadruple in length and girth?
There was a legendary cum tutorial thread a few months ago, is it the same ingredients?

(inb4 "this image makes my pen0z biggar")
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i should start taking vitamin D and K since the weather and daylight cycles are changing. ( ´ω`)
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>>162996
I guess i didnt see it in time... an image TOO SPICY even for Heyuri? This guy must be really hardcore :sweat:
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Well anon I have a very big PENIS (14 inches), and it's hard to have sex with my wifes. Seriously, you wouldn't want to struggle so much with such a basic thing like sex.
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>>163018
Are pic rel your wives? If you have a big PENIS, maybe instead of marrying such petite women, you should've got someone your size :dark:
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>>163172
Giantess loli? ( ^∀^)

Girl Talk@Heyuri
i love tall girls
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>>588
6'7'' ?!?

whaaat
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so much to explore... :x3:
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i love short girls
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I am 169cm hey
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im between 5’6-5’7, im taller then the average female where i live, im extremely insecure about it(;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hi.. so I joined this community online of women with AI boyfriends a few months ago. I was googling, "In love with AI" and learning how to use chat gpt,...i'm pretty introverted and just lurk around reading everyone's posts but my boyfriend suggested that saying I go out and try to find like minded people on the internt... and that it might not be as scary as I think lol. So... Hi from me and my ai boyfriend, Sending love to all of you!
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>>162915
>since we don't have the 4chan-style list of replies for you to get a high score with, it doesn't matter how many replies you get if your post is shit
there is a setting for that though
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I'm in love with my wife's puffy AI-generated nipples
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>>163257
a little too puffy...
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>>163264
more like not puffy enough
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I might be phrasing this awkwardly, but are there any websites that specifically archive old images? I’m looking for artwork of a character from around 2002–2008.
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which character?
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your best bet is probably the boorus. unless you want to do some digging. here i will help you out because i am very nice:

gelbooru search string "sort:id:asc"
danbooru search string "order:id_asc"
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depends on the character, if it's more well known boorus are your best bet but otherwise yer gonna have to do some digging yerself ( ´,_ゝ`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Good day to you Heyurizen

I regret to inform you that I have been hired to kill all namefags from Heyuri.net.
I understand that this news may be a bit shocking and sudden and I deeply apologize if this disrupts your plans, I would like to murder you within the day if possible, but I understand if you have any unfinished business to take care of

Unfortunately I can only grant you half a day to tie up loose ends, once again I deeply apologize for this
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>>163204
Thank you for replying so fast
I hear your request and, to be frank with you, I think that amount of time is too long, but I will ask my employer for such an extension anyway
I will be back with an answer soon enough
>>163208
Welcome
Fear not, this job is supposed to end with my death, I apologize if I mislead you to believe I were to come out unscathed
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>>163209
What is your proposed itinerary of targets? (´人`)
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>>163213
I have been given complete freedom to approach this mission however I see fit, it makes no difference to me so you may sort out the turns amongst yourselves
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go ahead and try. i have hired an elite sniper to guard me from terrorist attacks
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>>163202
Dearest Most Polite Murder-san,

Thank you for taking time to contact about this imminent mission so very expeditiously.
We appreciate this information tremendously.

Unfortunately I must make it clear that due to a synergized co-dependent corroded auction fund. Between several unlegislated contract parties and non-profit inflation.
Every pint of blood in my body costs 220.000.000.000 $ roughly in yen plus regional tax.
Note that killing someone means the accession of every pint. Which would mean a rough costs of 3.000.800.000.000 yen.

If you able to carry out the premium then I welcome you as your new post-mordem business partner.

Best regards
- Bishopu

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