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Flash@Heyuri
A file from a bygone era.
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acoustic ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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legendary
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This is glorious

Flash@Heyuri
At https://img.heyuri.net/f/oldf/ I noticed that I posted this flash exactly 5 years ago too.
...since then, I've successfully made 0 progress in life! :waha:

But it's unsettling to think about what percentage of my life those 5 years make up already. I wonder if the guy who made this flash is still around too...
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glad you're still here today ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>5293
This makes me feel so melancholic. I miss hanging out with my friends at school, and SoL animu remind me of that. Have you really made no progress though anon? I'm sure there's something that you will look back at in the future and be proud of! Even if it was a change so slow it doesn't become noticeable for years. I have faith in you anon! And in all my fellow Heyurians!
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heres to 5 more years! kanpaaai
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>>5293
> made 0 progress in life!
compared to the people you judge yourself by
you can follow in someone else's footsteps, but you will always be on your own journey
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>>5293
dumb animation
the girl at the computer is not a girl in the memory

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
661461
If I sniff my hypothetical daughter's butthole and eat the BMs she leaves in my hypothetical toilet, would that sexually damage her? What if I kill my hypothetical waif, and move in a cabin located in a remote area somewhere in the alps with my hypothetical daughter, and instill in her that peeing/pooping/barfing/farting on your parent is a sign of affection/veneration?
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ew u eat poopoo
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>>25859
generally a bad idea. you can fuck dogs if you want pavlov response.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hello, just your friendly federal agent here to collect some data. Me and the intern Joey here got into a bet, you see. Says that you fellas only stick to certain boards rather than use the whole site. Well, I said he's full of shit and that everyone uses every board and every area of this here place to be and I got $5 now on this so don't let me down, 'k?

Just vote here and don't mind any spyware your computer may download: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1787855811.html
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/b/tard only

Off-Topic@Heyuri
>I am thirty-two, married, and have three children. I would say I am happily married, although my fantasies during sex with my husband, or during masturbation, invariably involve young boys, who are either masturbating themselves or being helped by me. The picture in my mind is of a long line of young boys, as in a school. And I am the school matron. I order the boys to unzip themselves and take out their cocks. Then I walk down the line, stopping at each boy to masturbate him until he is thoroughly relieved. I don’t know why this gives me so much pleasure. I’m sure my husband would never understand; how could he if I don’t? [Letter]

— My Secret Garden: Women's Sexual Fantasies (1973)
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I'd collect all the semen and eat it. The semen of hundreds of young schoolboys collected in a bucket... what a feast! That is the true elixir of life
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/j/ thread
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>>192054
genuinely thought you came up with that from reading too much ero manga until I got to the end
for some reason it feels a bit comforting to know some woman in the states wrote that in '73
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Oh, to be a shota exploited by a woman like that :nosebleed:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
THIGH MONSTER
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Big thighs
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>>191950
:full parries ur big stupid thighs:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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did someone order fried chick-legz?
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total thigh domination
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE!
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>>191963
kawaii tank for LOLis
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GIRLS UND PANZER THREAD WINRAR!!!!!!1
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>>191961
VIVA IL DUCE!!! VIVA IL ANZIO!!!!! SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
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>>191968
Who cares? It's got cute girls riding tanks! :biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
nipslip

AI allowed
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Arisu
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Arisu
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Chie
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Kozue

Off-Topic@Heyuri
would you get robot boob implants? for...???
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MANTITTIES.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Let's plan our future families here. Son or daughter? For me it's a daughter
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>>191997
>You guys know you couldn't fug your hypothetical daughters, right?
believe it or not... i don't want to fug my hypothetical daughter
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>>191976
yutori has gotten really popular with westerners these days. i dont like it.
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if i ended up having a son instead of a daughter i'd just kill myself
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>>192022
i think the risk is too high :dizzy: maybe kill yourself before you orphan someone
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>>192022
If you end up having a son then give him to me and then kill yourself :kuma6:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Recommend me some soft NTR eroge/manga

i.e., not full blown cuck shit, but your crush isnt fully loyal to you, you have to make the rich choices to keep her to yourself (if eroge), there is mild cheating/suspicion/you are (almost) cucked by a rival (or there is a very high chance of it)

I don't want full blown cuck porn, but I don't quite know how to describe what I'm looking for.
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existing in reality is constant soft NTR
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>>7073
constant hardcore ntr*

Off-Topic@Heyuri
masturbating 10 times a day ( ´,_ゝ`)
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657555
believe in your PENIS that believes in you!
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my cock hates me if I do it more than 3x in a day

ganbatte op
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its the only way to live
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heyuri needs to hold...

TEH MASTERBAITING OLYPMICS!!!!!!!!!

whoever faps teh most gets TEH KUZ SEAL OF APPROVAL GOLD MEDAL. if u get a heart attack and die ur disqualified.
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:purin: i have not masturbated today.

3D Girls@Heyuri
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>>1691
classic
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
You hate the decadence of mainstream platforms, yet you are unwilling to put in the slightest effort to change the status quo.

>In the 90s and 2000-10s we had the traditional hackers who built up the majority of modern tech infrastructure in protocols most people now considered "dated".
>Okay, fair. Now, tell me, "most people", huh? Where are the hackers of the 2020s working now?
>Oh..
>[...]
>... You mean to tell me that the majority of software development is commandeered over [mainstream websites]?
>...That C autists also do this?
>...That the majority of video game modders also do this?
>...And that, it appears that the majority of programmers visible to the public appear to all be doing this even if it makes them look completely retarded to anyone who isn't on these centralized platforms?

A 17,000-word essay on the state of the internet is not "high quality". It is not original. Simply relying on "decentralized protocols" and an "anti-mainstream" attitude will never build a vibrant community. The true path forward lies in shedding ideological obsessions and actively embracing those "mainstream" people who are willing to create and build, and using that bridge to breathe new life into the web.

https://cy-x.net/people/%28T_T%E2%98%93%29/notes%26hypothetical%26other/cyberix-defecting-from-internet-purism-july-reply-chimaera.txt

>Many altchans, modern forums, and generally most alternative spaces on the Internet have a very incorrect perception about what makes a space "Good",
>or, "high quality". They tend to be very rigid. They think words, words, and more words inherently equal quality 24/7.
>They acknowledge, welcome, and appreciate philosophy, but completely disregard and go against creativity, whether it's intentional or not.

Why do you think you deserve a "better Internet" if you aren't going to work for it? You reap what you sow.
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>>70815
>I CAN DO THAT IN UNDER 75 LINES OF PURE PHP
>NO DATABASE FAGGOTRY NEEDED
>catbox.moe
>IT'S JUST A TEXTBOARD
>I don't think the Lolicon Hentai is very helpful in preventing things from happening
Go host your no-lolicon, no-native-file-hosting "textboard" (<- a western n00b term) that uses flatfiles if u think that will be solution to whatever you are complaining about :xd:

>TURNOUT RATE UNKNOWN
very much KNOWN! https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube

>FORK OF ORIGINAL FUTABA IN ORDER TO MATCH MOOT's YOTSUBA PATH EXCEPT WITHOUT REMOVING SHIT
w0t? it's fork of pixmicat, which is a fork of futaba but was already vastly different
>IF YOU WERE TO GET RAIDED ACROSS MULTIPLE BOARDS BY A BRAZILLION IP ADDRESSES IT WOULD BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO PROACTIVELY DEFEND AGAINST IT
Are u sure you didn't try out vichan? (^^;

...new posts since I started writing this post and got distracted, WTF is this guy talking about anymore...
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>I HOSTED THIS LOCALLY TO TRY IT OUT
LIES, only the chosen can figure out how to install kokonotsuba on their own!
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These are written so neurotically that I can't tell if they're genuine or not, but I'll reply anyway
>>70814
>The larp is Real.
Aren't you roleplaying as Donald Trump in these posts? Do you even know what "larp" means?
>but these retards think that rehashing it twenty years later will bring out some sort of revival... some... original content renaissance!
What? You still don't understand that the point of Heyuri isn't to "fix" the internet? This is a monumental task that no site made in your mom's basement could possibly hope to achieve. Others have already pointed out that Heyuri is for Heyurizens, but you seem to not grasp the idea of other people not having the same motivations or feelings as you on this topic. OC is encouraged here and there's plenty of it to go around but noone is trying to start a revolution like you seem to be implying.
>>70818
Spot on, couldn't agree more.
>>70823
>HEYURI WAS MENTIONED ONCE IN THAT TEXT FILE!
You are on Heyuri's site discussion board, arguing with Heyurizens, presumably this is what you came here to discuss.

This thread could've been way more readable if OP put any effort at all into clarity instead of writing psychotic, badly formatted paragraphs all the time. Expecting anyone who would like to participate to read a miniature novel's worth of this badly formatted drivel is also either a strategy to just refute anyone with "DIDN'T READ", or again a show of complete lack of understanding that other people might just not give nearly as much of a fuck as OP does. Whatever problem OP believes the modern internet has, I don't think he's going to be the one to solve it.
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>>70823
>WRONG. A NEW SOLUTION AND NEW GOAL WAS FOUND!
The solution to your thesis was the per-user atelier redesign to your website? It's a good concept for a website, showcasing your users directly. I find the linuxnerd minimalist style visually uggo, but if you can turn a bunch of /g/ nerds into productive artfags of some kind, I suppose I can't speak ill of that.

>THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO TELL US HOW THEIR DAY WENT
Good, a friend of mine once described a certain Mastodon instance as a circus of eunuchs photographing themselves buying bread from the farmer's market (paraphrasing).

>VERY INTERESTING LOLICON HENTAI DISCUSSION GOING ON IN /B/ - OFFTOPIC WHEN THERE IS A VERY OBVIOUS LOLICON HENTAI BOARD FOR JERKING OFF TO LOLICON HENTAI
Sieg Heil.
There are many kinds of "Interesting". On Heyuri that mostly means perverted, stupid and funny posts and OC, again see the bunkasai. If I wanted something more serious I have other websites I frequent, including mine own.

>NOBODY FUCKING SAID THIS LMAO
Of course you didn't say it, that's why I called it a "suspicion". You could say I'm arguing against the more obvious tropes of the "cyberpunk"/lainchan adjacent sphere broadly. The ones that show up in every single Cy-X thread.
>HEYURI WAS MENTIONED ONCE IN THAT TEXT FILE!
You're posting here, quoting your own second person writings, on Heyuri, and therefore implicitly accusing Heyurizens of being unworthy of "A better internet". And since you've been incoherent for most of this thread, I'm being forced to try and psychoanalyze you to figure out why. I should charge money for this.
That's a good way to get to the point: Cyberfag, what is your actual grievance with Heyuri? Why are you here arguing with us instead of enjoying your own forum?

>A COMPUTER IS A TOOL TO CARRY OUT TASKS. WE SHOULD NOT BE HAVING SO MUCH META DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW TO COMPUTER
Half your OP in your own thread is nothing but meta-discussion on how to computer. If you're actually serious about changing how we computer you should be very interested in how instead of living in nerd delusions of being a BBS hacker in the 1980s.
Litmus test, what's your opinion on the late Adobe Flash?

>IT RUNS ON THE FUCKING IP STACK. WHICH IS COMPROMISED FROM THE TOP-DOWN. SO FUCKED!
/g/tard neuroticism, we can go all the way down to writing our own OS on custom FPGA hardware if we're puttering around as hobbyists, but that shit don't make no money, mang. And Urbit is designed to make money. Again, as you should if you're trying to

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Refreshing ate my Koizumi image. Very, very, essential to my argument.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
It's so hot this week.. (; ´∀`)
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>>191859
This would be better w/o the used condoms. Lewd but not ero. And why do you need condoms fucking that brat anyway?
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>>191867
Those are blow up balloons you pervert
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>>191870
doesn't exist and condoms are for gay guys
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>>191867
artists put the condoms to imply that they fucked a lot, that's it
it is particularly silly in h-manga because usually you end up seeing them do a creampie anyway

it is very lulzy how many pictures there are with like dozens of filled condoms around a girl who is currently getting cummed inside directly

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I vow to get all the P ranks in Pizza Tower.
Downloaded it a couple of hours ago and just got an S rank on the first level.
There's still an arduous path ahead
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>>191996
> modern-newgrounds skrunkly wunkly garfield bean people designed it
are you fucking with me lol
it is just wario land but with mspaint graphics
that's it
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>>191996
>>192014
It's supposed to look like 90s grossout cartoons like Ren & Stimpy! :angry:
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>>192271
It fails at looking like that. It looks like calarts garfield
ren and stimpy arent flat-styled drawings, they're wacky 90s revamped tex avery style toons, nincompooper
18-20 yr old artists try way too hard to be aesthetic. They overuse ms paint/oekaki and popular early 2000s styles because they're unoriginal, rehasher, cultural lemmings
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>>192321
>looks like calarts
it really doesn't (look like modern "calarts" that is, since like, all the classic western animators came from there before the school went to shit lmao)

>>192271
honestly, I see it, but I do think it misses the mark lol
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>>192338
You forgot to quote the garfield part. Bean eyes is a common calarts style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFufqL0yKbM

3D Girls@Heyuri
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( つ´・ω・`) *averts gaze*

Off-Topic@Heyuri
perfect game for me
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>>191953
I downloaded the one from this website, is this not the right one?

https://lostlifegame.com/

There's no + and -, just a glass heart with a bit of pink liquid in it.

Also, the heart cracked just from me turning on the TV while she was napping at the table. Is my run fucked now? I made it 8 days without molesting her, but she still shakes when I look at her and the heart meter hasn't filled up at all. :cry:
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i think i've seen some videos about this
top tier models and animations but there's too much feet stuff imo
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i only remember this game for the fart scenes (´・ω・`)
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>>191957
when i tried that website it gave me an incompatibility error. i personally downloaded from "latestmodapks.com" (least scummy sounding website on earth! :biggrin:). u should see something like this if u get it from there
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>>192005
Yeah I tried this one too, the PC version, it's the magnet Rabbit posted. you can make her horny with the plus button but it takes away the suspense element and just makes it into a normal eroge.

Sadly game has discontinued development. :sad:

Lounge@Heyuri
0nloy post when you're fuckin' shit wasted, lads and anonettes. iyahoo
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BEER BEER! :iyahoo:
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>>7774
SLOSHED ON SOJU!!!
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big stinky poo coming out of my wretched ANUS

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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does sex count as sex if you sex while sex due to sex or is sex too sex therefore sex?
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