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december 1st !!!!!!1!!!1(´~`)
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:waha:
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just a week away!
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looking forward to december 2st!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
I thank that guys in 4/f/ for introducing me this gmae, its really fun.
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it's fun until it's not :dark:
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>>3791
Hey at least you get unlimited retries, it does get stressful though.
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>>3788
cool game, I wonder who made it... oh
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>>3807
What did anna antropy do???

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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If you KNEW that a man would take great care of you and love you for all of your days and fulfill all your needs, would you marry them?
Even if he lived very far away, and had to fly to meet you probably because you met on heyuri(for example), would you still do it?
He would probably have a lot of the same interests and hobbies you do and would like to cultivate them with you.
This hypothetical person wouldn't care about your lack of hygiene as he might have lived unhygienically too at one point.

Well, would you be interested in this hypothetical, totally fictional man? This is all just hypothetical, heh heh ( ´・ω・`)...
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Most guys just want companionship, same as anyone else
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>>848
>if you are a guy dont make threads soliciting.. :sad: this is girl talk, not a place for dating!
Well i DO want to understand girls better, but this all hypothetical remember?!


I should mention that this "hypothetical man" is serious, and would actually commit to marrying a woman here and giving her the best life possible if she'd do the same with him. This "hypothetical man" is a virgin and could care less about how women look(unless youre 700lbs), he likely has nothing to lose with this relationship since his chances of finding love in "teh real world" are slim.
Although sex wouldn't be the main objective of this "hypothetical man", it would be a cool bonus! :biggrin:
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>>851
Most men are attracted to pubescent girls aged 10-35 but won't admit to the 10-15 part because it's extremely taboo. As for looks, men just want a healthy partner. Stuff like hygiene, acne, boob size, how greasy/tangled your hair is and other silly stuff that girls worry about doesn't matter, just don't be obese, diseased, disfigured etc. Some men like OP are faggy and have a low libido but for most men sex is the main appeal of the relationship and they need to be milked at least once or twice a day.
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Well, there doesn't seem to be much of a definite reply. Which one of you gals wants to see the hypothetical PENIS? (is seeing a PENIS even a turn on for women like seeing boobs is for men?)
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>>879
>is seeing a PENIS even a turn on for women like seeing boobs is for men?
yes. at least in my opinion.


but a random guy asking me to see his PENIS definitely is not:sweat2:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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/r/ moar
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>>163831
depressing
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( ´_ゝ`)
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Konata is in the right
remove the wannabe riajuu (゚血゚#)
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make them all pay!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I got a new laptop today, and as a believer in the practice of giving your computers feminine names, I went a borrowed an old label-maker, and I'll print out her name and place it on her bezel once I've picked one

Taking suggestions!

I will not print out any racial slurs or anything else naughty that will get me stared at in the library

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>>163222

Haven't really been jerking off at all since your mother started visiting me three times a week
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I could have gotten a thinkpad for just 140 buckeroos but i passed on it.

i do need a hecking laptop though
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>>163233
>but i passed on it.
BAKA
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OP have you decided?
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Arlene

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
whats your opinion on s4 of rozen maiden?
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Would love that.

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Flan. Best girl. Fite me.

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i still remember daddy's dick poking me when i sat on his lap... makes me think that it might not be right to molest kids!! :cry:
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tes
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testo
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>>163809
sex disgusts me at this point
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You should call the police on heyuri dot net :angry:

Hello I'm a police officer where's the shota :biggrin:
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>>163809
Thank you!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I'm interested in doing something like this. I've traveled around the world a little, have some savings, and enough monthly income to take care of another person.

Having to deal with a third world girls family is a major downside... but if I picked from among the best pakistan has to offer, surely I could find a girl cute enough to make it worth it! ( ´ω`)
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Dont do this⚠ most of the time girls from third world countries marry foreigners for their passport and diorce them after coming to the west/china and use the alimony to support their family back home, if ur unlucky they wont even drain your balls, just ur wallet:dark::cry:
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>>163811
apparently in china you can chain your wife up in a barn and the law will only step in if enough people complain on social media (゚ー゚)
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>>163805
he playing it safe for the camera and the viewers who watch this would go mad if they knew he was looking for younger girls to marry.
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>>163816
if you have a barn you probably live far enough out in the country that no one can hear her scream, so you could do that in any country especially if you invest in a good amount of soundproofing for your sex dungeon. just be sure to find a girl with a bondage/rape fetish so she enjoys it!
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>>163794
"shit skin"
these are very clearly Indo-Aryan women

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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mellorine or dondurma :tongue:🍦
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DONDURMA!!!!!!!!!!!1 :angry:
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dondurma
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SEPTEMBAH
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gelato!

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Behold! teh most advanced weapons of mass destruction ever produced!
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So wide.

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A while ago I tried porting Curveball to 120 fps. The physics aren't exact but it feels pretty close to the original.

Also this version fixes a bug with how combined bonuses work, and the high score tab should be useful now.
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Nice!
Level 5
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made it to level 6 then died
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LEVEL 7 BITCHES!!! :dance:

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Posting since i like the song

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What terrible video games do you find fun to play? Pic related for me
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>163579
I'm curious. Why do you like it?
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>>163585
because it had passion and ambition! :biggrin:
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>>163578
After giving some thought I remembered again what my new player fire emblem gameplay looked like.

If you came from Jrpg's like final fantasy, then the game can be difficult. See in a game like Final fantasy 7, each character has stats, Strength, Intelligence, Agility, etc... These stats pretty much mean nothing to the player and are a rough ballpark of how good the character is at something. If Cloud's STR is 5 points higher than Tifa's then he will do more basic attack damage. The game obfuscates the formula and the player is not meant to know what 5 points more even means.

What a lot of new players don't realize when playing Fire Emblem (and other games of that ilk) is that the stats are perfectly readable and meant to be. So if Alm has 10 Strength and a sword that ads 2 damage. His attack will be 12 damage minus the bandits defence. Then bandit health subtracted by damage. Same works for magic and resistance. Than you'll just need to figure out speed. In FE Echoes: SoV, if a unit has 1 more point of speed over another unit then they 'outspeed' them and will double their attack. In most FE games I think its 3 points more is a double.

Also I didn't think FE as a hard game but then I remembered my brother's save file of FE: Shadow dragon and how he really screwed his playthrough. He played with classic rules and left his save on a tricky level with very little resources and most named units are dead because he threw every character at the wall and which ever ones didn't die got to continue. (Honestly pretty badass, I always reset for character deaths). So because he played so un-optimally it made his save file way harder to beat on normal difficulty than it was for me to beat my save file on hard.

https://serenesforest.net/
This site is a great resource for Fire Emblem. For example knowing the crafting recipe for a specific weapon in SoV. It certainly isn't necessary to look up anything to beat the game. I started only ever look up stuff after I've beaten a game naturally. SO one can beat any Fire emblem game without it, just gotta read tooltips and pay attention to stats.
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>>163579
Oh, I liked sonic 06 too, but in youtube playthrough form. I rarely play games myself.

Lounge@Heyuri
MAGAYA, Saitama Prefecture--It may be just an ice pop to most people, but GariGarikun happens to be a surprising comfort food for many terminally ill patients in their final days, doctors say.

Anecdotes from families and healthcare workers suggest that the simple flavors and icy crunch provide enjoyment when other foods are unappealing.

Atsuko Okubo, a nurse who works in palliative care at the prefecture-run Cardiovascular and Respiratory Center here, said terminally ill patients tend to lose their appetites and have a diminished sense of taste in their last phase of life.

Coupled with a dry mouth and difficulty swallowing, they prefer nourishment that is cold, has a refreshing mouthfeel and pronounced flavor.

Thus, frozen desserts that melt slowly in the mouth are very popular among the terminally ill.

“Many of them say they can eat nothing but GariGarikun,” Okubo said.

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goodnight heyuri..
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Oyasumi :shii:
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it's important to look at or at least think of something erotic before you sleep, so you may see it in your dreams!

OP, if you are reading this, imagine with as much details possible in your mind that ur drinking a shy schoolgirl's diarrhea right now :biggrin:
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goodnight? but its only 12:00...
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Wake up!

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It disappoints me so much that Haruhi lost the gen z bowl and instead of young women pretending to be Haruhi we got them pretending to be fucking Konata. I don't know why they love that show; it's just references to old shit. And Konata is a pile of meaningless hobbies; take those away and you have some random chick with no personality besides being "chill" or whatever.

Also season 2 Haruhi looks like ass
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>>163068
the best of both worlds!
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>>163186
i'm a bit envious and stopped reading when that happened..
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many young men are also choosing to be gay instead of putting in the work to find a good enough woman nowadays, so you aren't alone!
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we love both konata and haruhi in this household! :angry:
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