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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)17:47:30 No.141480 [Reply]

if you have enough chinese anti-aging pills... could you become a loli?

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1 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)18:07:52 No.141483

if yuo taek enuf it mite speed up yuo become loli!! iyahoo

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2 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)19:29:57 No.141490

No, but if you shove enough of them up your ass, you'll have a smooth, wrinkle-free butthole. biggrin

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3 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)20:05:02 No.141495

You will die and might be born as a girl in your next life... so yes! biggrin

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KCK'DA GÖNÜLLÜ 2025/04/28(Mon)19:26:39 No.141489 [Reply]

Bitch Shut up ╭∩╮

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1 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)19:30:17 No.141491

She didn't even say anything. closed-eyes

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2 KCK'DA GÖNÜLLÜ 2025/04/28(Mon)19:34:39 No.141492

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>>141491
𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓪

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Anonymous 2025/04/24(Thu)22:53:20 No.140684 [Reply]

/b/, when's the point of pervertdom- where there's no turning back? Because I've been alone all my life, and I feel this loneliness has driven me to voyeurism.
I admit, I'm too incompetent to hire an escort, and too pussy to drive out to a far place to meet one. So, what I do instead, is beat off to my sister's period wipes, and secretly record her when she's gassy.
Today alone I beat off nine times to a burp I captured her releasing shortly after dinner. Any time she's even a little foul, I wind up stalking her until something hot happens. It zaps up basically all of my free time outside of work, or browsing /b/.

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20 Anonymous 2025/04/26(Sat)03:58:02 No.140978

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have you ever marked your territory on any of your sister's stuff?

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21 Anonymous 2025/04/26(Sat)04:21:03 No.140980

>>140978
nothing beyond some dead skin pieces that came off my nose from sniffing her panties too hard

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22 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)17:08:14 No.141478

i wish i had a brother that would do those things to me happy

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23 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)18:20:36 No.141484

>>141478
post bewbage with timestamp happy

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24 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)18:27:09 No.141485

>>141478
If that were true, then you'd record a video of yourself farting and post it for us to fap to. closed-eyes2

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Friends? Anonymous 2025/04/23(Wed)20:39:25 No.140467 [Reply]

How do people make friends? Genuine question..i dunno if many heyuri users have friends but if you do how? I can never make any online or in real life cry

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75 Bishopu◆h4HfV64Q2c 2025/04/28(Mon)07:41:07 No.141447

>>141446
Oh I think I fixed it.
I needed to log into account on .jp site to turn of spam blocking which blocks any messages not on my contacts list.

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76 Suiseitou 2025/04/28(Mon)09:03:17 No.141448

Heres mine nyaoo

suiseitou@xmpp.jp

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77 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)17:25:50 No.141479

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>>140467
Mayhaps you could try wut normies do all the time. Connecting thru common interest! I mean like attracts like after all wink

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78 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)17:47:35 No.141481

my interests are avoiding people and waiting to die ( ´ω`)

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79 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)17:51:18 No.141482

>>141481
wao we have so much in common! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ What's your phone number (・∀・)

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( °V°) Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)15:49:18 No.1887 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)17:18:19 No.1888

I remembrar very little about Naruto plot, but I can recall sympathizing with them

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How do i woo/date a fujoshi? Anonymous 2025/04/25(Fri)08:32:43 No.140758 [Reply]

I think i've succeeded in making her laugh & she finds me funny, but how do i get to the next stage? Am i coming on too fast to her?

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23 Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)13:32:27 No.141193

>>141010
I know how to talk to girls on a normal basis but i don't know how to switch to getting this fujoshi to lock lips with me

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24 Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)15:45:39 No.141214

>>140993
>discord
you're both faggots so just proposition her and she'll have sex with you

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25 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)16:01:08 No.141476

this gif is mesmerizing.... where's this from?

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26 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/04/28(Mon)16:32:03 No.141477

>>141476
You 2 can use teh AWESOM POWAR of ImgOps today for teh low low price of ZERO neetbux, right from the COMFORT of YOUR OWN desk! astonish

Darker than Black

This commercial was brought to you by Heyuricorp ph34r

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27 Anonymous 2025/05/02(Fri)09:53:55 No.142003

If she responds to me in a positive manner but only after afew days after ive sent a text am i screwed

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Crim Anonymous 2025/04/18(Fri)06:09:05 No.3831 [Reply]

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3 Anonymous 2025/04/18(Fri)06:09:50 No.3834

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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4 Anonymous 2025/04/18(Fri)06:10:00 No.3835

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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5 Anonymous 2025/04/18(Fri)06:10:09 No.3836

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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6 Anonymous 2025/04/25(Fri)13:06:23 No.3864

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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7 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)15:44:59 No.3873

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)21:27:59 No.141257 [Reply]

U get
... JUDGMENT

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2 Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)21:44:01 No.141259

>>141258
AAAAHHHH astonish

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3 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)02:00:20 No.141301

u get
... EGGU

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4 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)02:08:03 No.141304

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u get

... NOTHING

U LOSE

GOOD DAY, SIR angry

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5 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)15:03:23 No.141474

>>141301
EGGU NOOOO cry

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6 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)15:04:57 No.141475

>>141304
U GET SOMETHING cool

U WIN

BAD DAY SIR glare1

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)14:32:32 No.141472 [Reply]

(・∀・)
https://youtu.be/6Lz9Dc4Jlm4

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)09:48:35 No.1877 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)14:19:25 No.1886

LOL'd. I'm gonna go play some DOOM now happy

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)14:02:56 No.7638 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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kimochi ii yo Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)13:02:59 No.1885 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Kumkoo◆FaGGoTO9L2 SAGE! 2025/04/29(Tue)01:27:28 No.1897

I LOVE IT WHEN GIRLS REAP OTHER GIRLS! ヽ(°◇°)>

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)12:54:08 No.1884 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)11:43:06 No.141458 [Reply]

They used teh banner I maed?!?! astonish

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/04/28(Mon)11:58:04 No.141460

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)10:26:54 No.1880 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)10:50:27 No.1882

these are all my fetishes drool

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2 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)11:00:27 No.1883

>>1882
biggie fries make me big in the pants nyaoo-closedeyes

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Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)18:39:01 No.141223 [Reply]

Do you like Oasis?
In the last week or so i listened to their first two albums for the first time, and then several repeats after that

My favorite songs are, too many to mention, but among them:
1. Some Might Say
2. Slide Away
3. She's Electric
4. Live Forever
5. Wonderwall (n00b pick, i know)

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8 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/04/27(Sun)19:19:26 No.141233

>>141231
WOOOSH

（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
yuo r nao HEYURI USER
biggrin

conglaturation!!! biggrin

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9 Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)20:58:23 No.141252

They pretty good man, no joke nyaoo-closedeyes

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10 Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)22:21:27 No.141263

>i understand there's some rivalry between Blur and Oasis, what's that all about?
It was mostly manufactured by the media, but they were the two-most prominent Britpop bands in the mid-90s. Oasis was from the north of England, and Blur was from the south - this played into the traditional/stereotypical divide/rivalry between the two halves of the country

Northerners are traditionally portrayed as poor, hard, tough, uneducated, working-class people, while southerners are usually portrayed as rich, soft, poncey, educated, middle-class and upper-class people. In reality it was never that clear-cut, but there's elements of truth to it and it's a stereotype that still persists, so the media latches onto it whenever they can

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11 Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun)23:17:41 No.141274

i feel like oasis is way better than blur for it to be a rivalry

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12 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)10:55:53 No.141455

>>141226
I don' think it's rivalry, it's just that they're the two most famous britpop bands. Try listening to leisure or parklife, I don't like the song 2 album either, especially because I expected the entire album to sound like song 2, when in fact it was completely different.

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)10:20:48 No.1879 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)05:31:01 No.1867 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/04/28(Mon)09:12:43 No.1875

I overslept and missed the school again. I don't know how will I keep any job like this, so I'm safe from employment in long term. Time for posting Miku now ( ´ω`)

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