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Lounge@Heyuri
I have hemorrhoids, which makes shitting difficult and makes me go through multiple day gaps without shitting. This leads to a cycle where I put off shitting and my bowels fill up even more. What do I do?
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Go to a doctor
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lawl
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Stop eating. Can't shit if you don't eat

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heyuri these are my instant noodles
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>>196741
nope, this is awsumm
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biting into that egg yolk would be like eating sand
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give me them im hungry
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>>196759
well.. thats how i like them okay!
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I just skip the noodles and eat the eggs .. :sweat2:

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lol poor steve
bless him

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Reminds me of this ..

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html

But this game does have blue skies, so uh .. :dark:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
that girls store pee in their boobs? That's why people keep saying they better be larger. That's also why little girls leak. Girls pee from their boobs because they don't have balls, and this is the biggest girlish secret!
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for once, I want to suck on big b00bz now :drool:

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can we talk about some movies
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NO NIGGA
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i am going to read The Ice Palace by Tarjei Vesaas tonight
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and i will make it my entire personality for few days and i will spam it here
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i saw Society yesterday, it was a pretty good movie.
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Vesaas's The Ice Palace

I read it with great pleasure over two October evenings.

Style really struck me - the way Vesaas wrote this is unlike anything I've seen. Short, descriptive, and a touch pretty sentences allowed for an abundance of quotable phrases. It clashed so strongly with the crude, uncanny way the characters talk. I wonder if that's just what you can expect from Norwegian prose in translation, but I wouldn't be surprised.

There are two girls - Siss and Unn - who grew close in just one bright evening. Siss is the popular girl; Unn was recently orphaned and keeps her distance at school. There is something terribly sad and queer and secret about Unn. The intensity of their meeting left them both embarrassed.

The next day Unn skips school, as she is not ready to face Siss yet, and wanders into an ice palace - a fantastic, giant structure of ice formed by an ever-freezing waterfall, the water still roaring inside. She is losing her way in it, and as far as we know, never leaves.

The book describes how Siss handles her sudden gain and loss of a friend - that's really the core. I read it as a mystery, and was better for it, although I might have been too hasty. Nevertheless, fundamentally it is a story of overcoming, written in a curious way. I don't think I've experienced cold this vividly.

I checked other reviews and really didn't like how they make sexuality play a part in the book. I didn't see it.

Maybe because I am simultaneously repressed and perverted? I am a bit weird in that I have a specific key in choosing my recent novels, but I am rather aloof to those criteria when reading. Well, I did enjoy certain scenes in the movie, though.

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idea: heyuri text paste + custom link service

also lounge is so unreadable in most of the themes. i like blue moon, its the only one that looks like a forum, having ui elements distinguishable from post content
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we have a text paste service
( ・ω・)つ https://pasta.heyuri.net/
※ possible small issues due fix

As for Lounge@Heyuri, it's a matter of preference and getting used to it. The way most styles look isn't a heyuri creation.
If you mean post info by the UI elements, I believe the line is distinct enough from the post contents.
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lolol where was i supposed to find the pasta service? if u dont mind put it in the misc.
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>>70987
really, I was lurk so much but I still didn't find any "pasta" service

Lounge@Heyuri
2 years ago, I moved overseas, to a new country. In that time, I haven't made any effort to learn the language. I still haven't reliably learned to count to ten. That is because, I don't need to, to survive, and because, for some reason, the motivation to do so hasn't appeared.

Without getting into my life details, I moved here with no friends or family. Just a internet job. I spend most of my time in my home. But I'm not a recluse, I'm not autistic. In my home country, I held conversations just fine, I was even popular in high school.

My lack of learning the language means that I haven't had the small talk, that even NEETs are sometimes subjected to at the grocery store. No. I have been basically deaf and mute for two years. I have understood no one and no one has understood me. I awkwardly stumble through conversations, and leave as quickly as possible. Because of this, even a simple task like picking up medicine at the pharmacy is excruciating. That's why I am making this thread.

Today, when I went, the staff behind the counter really felt like asking me tons of questions which I couldn't answer, and my phone wasn't working either, so I couldn't translate. I could feel people staring and my face turning red.

It's been two years, and in this time, even a 25 second exchange with a clerk feels exhausting. I didn't mean for my life to be like this.


P.S.: The only times I have had conversations with another human being have been when I was on vacation outside of this country.
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I believe in you, you can get better at language learning!
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How are your parents in Ohio, Davido-kun (-_-;)
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Why the fuck would you move to a linguistically homogenous country without knowing enough of the language to get by? How did you think that was going to work?
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>>15806
How the hell can you stay alive without learning the language? You deserved all the shaming you get you lazy bum
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I think you need to really make an effort to not actually learn a language while living somewhere. Unless you're making that effort, just translate the sentences you want to say and learn those. It's inevitable for you to pick up something from the natives' responses, too. Just learn what you need to use as you go, and you will learn the language.

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sitting in front of the pc no friends no nothing
i just want to cuddle with a girl
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w-what's wrong with haibane renmei?!
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>>196762
i think its the anime for tiktokers who grew outta lain
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Don't bring the "that's the <japanese media> for that <western community> people" crap on heyuri plz
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I tried watching haibane renmei many times (before tiktok was even a thing I think), but I could never get into it. Maybe I will try again soon.
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>>196801
this is the best season but also its the best marathoned while a little sad. i think i watched first episodes in a 1.2 playback speed :xd:

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too huge! This can be 2MBs

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Looks like normal cat behavior to me.
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i'm sorry you had to find out this way but if you like futanari you're an homosexual
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what if i like futa x girl!? :angry:
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Futa on male is actually HETEROSEXUAL since male and futa are two different sexes. Same goes for futa on female.
Only futa on futa can be considered homosexual.
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>>196769
looks extremely gay to me
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>>196769
"i want to suck dick but guys I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY OK"

Lounge@Heyuri
https://www.oecd.org/en/publications/pisa-2025-results-volume-i_73451bc5-en.html

Education performance continues to decline, with huge drops in reading

I think kids' reading skillz getting lowered is expected with how "obsolete" it's getting all around, but bad reading comprehension doesn't help with other fields either
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it makes me really sad, the degree to which the whole world has been enshittified post-covid is evil beyond words. at least the kids feel like they belong in school a little more in some places.
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>11% reported trusting scientific evidence without verifying sources
i feel like that percentage should be higher (´• ω •`)
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>>15946
If anything, that 11% are better because they have the capacity to admit they do not properly verify sources, have some understanding of what that process should entail, they simply do not do it. It's something.
The actual percentage is definitely higher, but they are the ones who fail to recognize that they aren't really verifying.
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>>15952
i didn't think about that, you're right
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>>15942
Wooo top three (from the bottom)
LETS FUCKING GOOO (#`Д´)

Lounge@Heyuri
I am deeply embarrassed and ashamed of my father. He never really spoke to me growing up, except when he yelled at me and chased me around the house threatening to "thomp" me. He suggested I kill myself when I was a teen. My mother has always been extremely maternal, and never enforced any discipline on me at all. Both my mother and father are quite stupid people to be frank.
I have essentially grown up without a father figure, and an overbearing and weak mother. Neither have given me any real guidance in life.
I am currently in my mid 20s and I still live with them, we live in a very rural location so it's hard to find work.
Sometimes I think my life is literally what hell would be if it were tailored just for me, the Internet is both a respite and a heroin which distracts me from trying to move out.

I just needed to get this out. I am suffering deeply
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>>15757
Gather all of your savings and get the hell out
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I got a dead dad. Okaa-san didn't care to check my grades, i spiraled into laziness. I got nothing to be proud of, but I got one last chance this year to go get a non-joke degree.
or perhaps im more cut oht for the mountains of sichuan. you think they take NEETs as farmhands ? (´人`)
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u a little bitch for living with them still
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>>15757
(っ´ω`)ノ(╥ω╥) I'm sorry your life is this awful. I'd give you some tips if I had any, but unfortunately the best I can do is tell you to ”get a job in the city and move out“. Sorry

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What the hell am I looking at? :dizzy:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
idea: add a "displayflag" thing for OP just like we have displayid and displayip

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