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No.143786 [Reply]
CONTRACT

Me, QB, will make you wake up tomorrow in a loli body and let you live in it for one day (24 hours + 0 minutes) after which I will put you back in body you were in at the time of signing.

In exchange you will become my slave for the rest of your human life in my Cayman Islands quarry at QB Stone Interdimensional Inc.

You also agree to become my slave and property each time your reincarnate after I manage to find your soul again (it takes me 2 minutes) until you complete human life 10000 times.
If you get reborn as a man you will be used for physical labor until you die, starting at age 9.
If you get reborn as a woman you will be used to produce more slaves for me until you die, starting at age 9.

Sign below.
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Yeah I want to live permanently as a loli sex slave please.
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>>143812
GOD DAMN IT I just realized I got bamboozled by AI again. I just noticed the hand and now I can't unsee it. angry

Okay, here's a loli sex slave drawn by a real human. I'll be this loli for eternity and you can do anything you want to me.~
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No.143819
Sasha-chan is cute, but I'll fap to AI ( ´ω`)
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>>143819
I wanna be Sasha. I'd show off my little body in junior idol videos and fuck lonely ojisans until they're totally drained.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.143592 [Reply]
When did TV stop being fun? unsure
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No.143793
>>143719
Not him, but Joe Bob basically said there should be more boobs and blood in movies (objectively correct nyaoo-closedeyes), that mainstream movies of his time were too sanitized and boring, because they were produced for mass appeal (like Marvel shit and remakes nowadays, although that stuff existed even back then) and how b-movies and indie movies are overlooked and are actually way better, especially horror flicks of the 1980s
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No.143818
>>143793
I disagree. There should be less boobs and less blood in movies.
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moar bl00d&b00bz
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No.143826
10 minutes ago when my mom changed the channel cry
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No.143840
blood & boobs ftw onigiri
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.143825 [Reply]
Nothing liek a nice meal? biggrin💗
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No.143828
(´￢`) drool
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No.7698 [Reply]
https://youtu.be/gi08TGl9-Gk

You probably forgot about this for ~10 years

blushblushblushblush
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No.7699
10 weeks maybe nyaoo-closedeyes
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I forgot - but i didnt forget about you! waha
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No.7729
I think about the kumikyoku and ryuuseigun niconico douga medleys quite often, and that song is in the former, so no actually, I didn't forget about it for 10 years.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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sweat
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.143777 [Reply]
☠ 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 ☣

Threat Level Low: I browse the Darknet. Nothing I do is criminal.
If you're not doing anything criminal, Tor on Windows or Linux is fine for what you're doing. Gmail and Facefuck are your Email and Chat clients.

Threat Level Casual Buyer: I buy drugs for my own consumption. LE isn't actively looking for me.
Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets. Check the Chat & Email tab on the banner for options.

Threat-level Crime: Fraudsters, Carders, and Assorted Other Gangsters
who need specialized software, run target-provided software, or connect via remote desktop to perform illicit activities. Residential proxies and VPNs are often required.

Threat Level Reseller: I buy drugs for resale on the street. I use insecure apps to communicate with my customers and don't use PGP.
Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets.
A Pixel phone running GrapheneOS is the best choice for secure communication with your street customers. The OS Install Guide is on the banner. VPNs are recommended

Threat Level High: I'm a Drug Vendor. LE is interested in tracking me down.
You need a Whonix VM running on a standard Linux host. Stick to the chat apps and Email Hosts recommended in the Chat & Email link on the banner. Always use PGP encryption for sensitive data. Either connect from random WiFi:s or connect from home via a proxy-chain to Tor.

Threat Level: Highest: I'm a Market Admin, or I'm a large-scale Vendor. LE would love to catch me. They would get their name in the paper
I asked a trusted source who must remain anonymous, and he told me
I can not tell you anything.
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I post anime pictures on clearnet websites.
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No.143784
>>143783
*SHOCK*
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No.143785
>>143783
cool COOL GUY ALERT cool
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No.143799
>>143783
FBI! ARREST THIS MAN!!! angry
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No.143802
>>143777
Who gave ChatGPT trips? glare1
2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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I saw some folks on /b/ saying they'd like to see more discussion on /l/ rather than just porn dumps. Since I'm looking to find moar loli vtubers to follow, let's share and discuss our fav loli vtubers! (・∀・)

My favorite is lilyhops. She has a really cute model and voice, does great ASMR, calls her audience big bro and gives them lots of kisses. blush
https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops
https://www.youtube.com/@lilyhops8938

I found a list of lolivtubers here:
https://vtubie.com/tag/loli/

I'd love if you guys can recommend some, especially ones that do ASMR. 💓
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.22892
I dont know any that do ASMR aside from Lilly, but theres Nyana Banyana is a good one. Shes a puerto-rican brat. i think shes pretty cute ヽ(´∇` )ノ I watched her do a cooking stream and it was pretty funny.

i have a hard time keeping track of all the vtubers... （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.22894
There were a lot of loli vtubers on pomf for a while but i think some drama happened and they all went into hiding.
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>>22892
I saw her on the list and thought her model was cute.

Turns out, she's doing her first ASMR stream TOMORROW!! iyahoo
2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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No.22840 [Reply]
💗kuma6👧💗
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No.22874
>Koi wo Shiranai Kimi
What a romantic title! blush ❤👼
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No.22875
I like it how they're having almost oniichan-imouto relationship. You know, adult pr0nz don't need a plot anymore for a long time, or it's pretty dumb. But for us it's completely different and story development is really interesting.
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No.22877
I also like how in the first pages she's not that long haired moegirl type, but rather androgynous or tomboyish baby. It's hot.
An the buzzer hasn't helped her, lol.
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No.22893
only wada wau can make so many layers of winter clothes seem like lingerie ( ´ω` )
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No.22895
Cute story nyaoo-closedeyes
Teh drawing style of faces here isn't rly mai liking but I enjoyed it
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No.143775 [Reply]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HARUHI IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.143776
a Big Sight, indeed (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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No.143792
i don't think this is real because haruhi doesn't have a PENIS
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No.143794
its real. i was there.
i was the PENIS (・∀・)
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No.143795
I'd kill for her cum to land on me
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No.143797
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
IMPREGNATION
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.143694 [Reply]
Say hi to... RED CORM
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>>143700
DON'T PARTAKE OF THE CORN, BROTHER
IT'LL SEND YOU TO AN... EAR-LY GRAVE
NYEAHAYEAHEAHEHAEAHEHEAHAHAHAEHEAHA
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No.143751
When they released red corn, I wasnt sure what to think about it but then i understood its power
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*SNIIIFFFFFF*

Nice
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c0rm.
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No.143789
We're all a little red here
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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where do I download teh real hypno app no scam?? unsure
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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that was really stupid and I lol'd really hard
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.2253
Are people still producing flash animations and games? What would I use? Some old version of Flash? Where do I download it? I'm sorry if I'm asking to be spoonfed a bit too much. I loved flash back in the day (until I was sucked into making websites in it for a living).
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No.2258
If something sucks, chances are dickgirls can fix it.

>>2253
You can get Flash here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Flash
From there on you just need to spend time lerning to use it
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No.2314
>>2253
I'd advise using Adobe CS6, the last usable version of flash.
You can download it here from the "/f/lagship":
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1th9gmD4dEra3I9JvDSQZidq10h6TEG6y/view
As for tutorials n shit. They are all over the internet. Maybe start with: http://swfchan.com/50/249750/?how+2+loop+%28a+guide+for+slowpokes%29.swf
and
http://boards.swfchan.net/1922/
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>>2253
Here is an old book that i use to learn actionscript:
https://vdoc.pub/download/macromedia-flash-mx-actionscript-for-fun-and-games-3i8te107u8e0
It came with a cd-rom that included some example files to use as examples on how to do things:
https://archive.org/details/macromedia-flash-mx-action-script-fun-and-games-cdrom
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No.2319
>If something sucks, chances are dickgirls can fix it.
i see what u did there
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What would you do in this situation? glare dark
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>>143360
thxbiggrin
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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It would be cool if she came out just as I was jizzing which chanses are I would be since I do that a fair bit
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>143362
lol
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.143754 [Reply]
Do you love MAYBE BABY?
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i love your mother
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No.143766
Maybe...wink
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nasosach bydlo
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>143764
I want one of these so that I can print lots of banana and waha

https://commarker.com/
3D Girls@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Fucking eroi nosebleed
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cool
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nigradancemona2dance2onigiri me right now
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>761
neko mimi iyahooiyahooiyahoo
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.143738
Man, this seems to be a huge car!
American sized! 🇺🇸🚙🇺🇸
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🔫cool mfw a 14 year nigger boy on a scooter tries to sell me a stolen bluetooth device, but I know it's really a CIA mind control weapon designed to separate me from God because he's wearing a red hoodie, and thus, is a gangstalker.

homie needs to up his game.
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