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No.7861 [Reply]
It was with a girl of my age of 15. We were in her house, a lone, rural farmhouse. The only noise I could hear was the distant droning of 2 tractors. There was no music, and the scene was not private, as light shown through several open windows. The girl, a 2nd cousin, was clothed with jeans and a large sweat jacket. She was small, and frail-looking. I stood behind her as she sat on the couch, she was staring off in the distance. She was neither beautiful nor ugly. She was incredibly plain looking. Her round face looked like most other low class farmhands, tired and windswept, yet still possessing an undeterminable attractive quality. I put my hands on her shoulders but did not say anything. After a long silence, she drew in a breath and removed her jacket, exposing her breasts. Still standing behind the couch, I waited. But she did not remove any other of her clothing. I finally walked to the other side of the couch and looked upon her fully for the first time. We laid on the couch together, sometimes touching eachother. Some time later, she abruptly got up and redressed. She kissed me once and then left. 2 days later, I saw her again, and we spoke to eachother as if nothing had ever happened. Sometimes I would catch her eye, and it seemed as if we both knew what eachother were thinking, but never communicated it. No other sexual encounters ever took place between us.
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No.8888
i just put my LOL PENIS all over my monitor. now everyone here has been sexually harassed
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No.8894
i have never felt the touch of a woman
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No.8895
i only remember this because he said he didnt want to kiss me anymore because i use to much tongue :c i was playing house with my cousins and my oldest one said i had to kiss her brother because we were a couple in the game. also another one was when i was first introduce to porn by my elementary best friend we would hump pillows and lesbian sex too. i would peg her...
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No.8907
I was 13 and she was 12, we were both incredibly precocious due to dysfunctional crappy families and tons of media exposure of sex.
I came within one single thrust and felt profoundly ashamed of myself. She got mad at me and then actively mocked me. It was actually more of a traumatic experience...
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No.8913
literally a couple months ago. girl i was dating online for about 4 months, we finally met at a hotel. she had huge e cups and an adorable smile. i couldn't cum because im a fucking idiot but we tried it again another time and i came on her tummy.
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.6063 [Reply]
And if you can give a basic summary

ImPregNation. kind of a grinding/level up open world game. The goal is to impregnate as many girls as possyble. You can use various tactics from rape to seduction, and basically decide if you wanna play as a sex offendor or a cassanova. Idk abouut game modes, one of them will probably be a 24 hour time trial with a counter and everything.
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No.8823
Craftmine
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No.8824
Cyber Sylvia

It's a game where a girl gets different power ups and is inside the internet like its the 90s. You guys remember that in the 90s/2000s there were movies or shows where characters went to like the "online world" and it was all green and they always were like cyborg-looking and stuff? like in that one Scooby Doo movie or that one Fairy Oddparents episode. It was cool anyway in this game you control a girl inside one of these worlds and she's like megaman and also she controls monsters like it's digimon and they evolve and have different powers and she has many different weapons too.
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No.8877
cunt warriors
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No.8878
anal explorers
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No.8879
The Legend of PENIS-Man
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No.907 [Reply]
みんなさん、どうもオナキンです。
私はピーチをレイプするのが愛してます。
レイプし始めましょう！

セックスセックスセックス
愛液愛液愛液愛液
エッチエッチエッチエッチ
抜ける抜ける抜ける抜ける
射精射精射精射精
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No.975
>>947
この画像については ただ単に創価学会の旗がルーマニア国旗に酷似しているというだけだと思われます。
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No.1014
>>975
彼らはそれを盗んだ。
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No.1065
>>907
このやつワズのスコットだと思っていた
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No.1090
>>941
犬作完成しちゃったねぇ
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No.1098
ヒカキンは神様。
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No.65501 [Reply]
let the guy have some fun, geez glare1
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No.65502
I'm still not sure if Parker-san is regarded as a nuisance or if he's embraced by the Heyuri community. Maybe a little bit of both? He did make a couple banners, didn't he? (I thought they were pretty cool). unsure
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No.65505
>>65502
he's a funny nuisance! biggrin
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.8830 [Reply]
yeah yeahhh
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No.8834
na na na, yeah yeah onigiri
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No.8856
onigiri
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.8827 [Reply]
you are loving the wrong person, N, i am not worthy of you!
the world would suffer less if i would have been a stillborn
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No.8829
Disregard the above message,
I love you.
-N
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No.8831
Who are you?
-N
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No.8832
I HAET THAT BANDICOOT
-N
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No.8847
PENIS
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No.8849
N stands for Nigger
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No.1048 [Reply]
みんな！！！
学校に持っていける食事はある
電子レンジで温めなくてもいいものはある ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.1049
"？”を忘れた
これは質問のはずだ
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No.1050
俺はたまに手作り寿司弁当で我慢できる
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No.1051
中学生の頃は毎日サンド用意したけど、
ちょっと太ったから注意せ
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No.1096
Beaner
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No.65497 [Reply]
I tried voting on the wiki's anime list and the table, indeed, got raepd
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Reverted ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

pl0x use teh source edit or else kaguya will give you a raeping and trust me, u wont liek it!!!!
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No.65499
If source editor is too hard, u can just post ur nominations here and I'll add them 4 u
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No.8840 
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No.8848
i love you parker please let me suck your ANUS
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No.65486 [Reply]
How come saving one thread is half a gig now? I remember I used to save random /b/ threads all the time, and it'd only cost me a few measly megabytes. What happened? huh
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No.65489
554 bytes? Thats outrageous. I demand no more than 500 BITS
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No.65490
>I demand no more than 500 BITS
The HTML of ur post alone was almost 7 kilobits astonish
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No.65492
pfft 640k should be enough for anyone there's no reason for it to be so huge
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No.65495
Fun fact: 3 bits is a kibble
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No.65496
>>65495
also,
>A string of four bits is a nibble.
- Wikipedia
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No.1709 [Reply]
I have a folder on my bookmark bar where i keep a list of imageboards. Just ones i visit from time to time or ones that i dont even visit but just exist (and arent complete shit).

I went through it today and literally 80% of them were gone. Most of them were dead, no name sites, or gimmicks/passion projects that lost passion. But damn, alot of "altchans" are dying out. I am starting to think that "Starting your own imageboard!!" is a dying trend, and it definitely was a trend for a while. Id say so at least
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No.8802
>>8753
Rule 8 is a god send and the site admin is serious about enforcing the rules without being overbearing. But then it makes me wonder if people are being genuine here. Like if they are the same zombies destroying the rest of the internet, but here they keep that shit in the closet because they don't want their skulls crushed by Mod-sama's mighty hammer.

>>8793
They were never funny. The odd jak and frog can be funny but the vast majority are not and the template itself is just plain annoying. Problem with memes like these is they are deliberately meant to annoy and enrage and piss as many people off as humanly possible instead of providing lolz.
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No.8809
>>8802
>Like if they are the same zombies destroying the rest of the internet, but here they keep that shit in the closet because they don't want their skulls crushed by Mod-sama's mighty hammer.

I frankly doubt it. Those people usually have the self control abilities of a chimp on coke.
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No.8813
>>8802
>Problem with memes like these is they are deliberately meant to annoy and enrage and piss as many people off as humanly possible instead of providing lolz.
This is true. I think that earnestness marks the turning point for feelsguy in particular.
Early on, feelsguy represented the feelz of the person posting him, and there were several variations depicting him happy, weeping, etc that were not egregious, because they were earnest, empathetic depictions of emotion. I like these ones.
Then at some point, people started making depictions of feelsguy that were unflattering or even mocking. These aren't tools used to describe feels, they are weapons used to belittle your opponents or piss them off. See the crying pink wojaks, smug wojaks, soyjaks, chudjaks, etc.
I've noticed that this type of internet meme has become much, much more common on the internet in the last decade, correlating with the decline of authenticity on the net and the rise of layered irony.
People these days just can't be themselves on the internet, so they make memes to bully the ones who try to be. And even the ones who try to be themselves will hide behind a mask designed to make them look cooler, like being "the Chad". Surely this whole game where no one can be truly genuine is bad for the spirit, right?

Overall the phenomenon is kinda sad and I'm not sure what to do besides hang out in places where it's not allowed.

>But then it makes me wonder if people are being genuine here. Like if they are the same zombies destroying the rest of the internet, but here they keep that shit in the closet because they don't want their skulls crushed by Mod-sama's mighty hammer.
I think most people are being genuine, but they're too familiar with this kind of internet culture and have a hard time shedding it unless there's a b&hammer hanging over their head like the sword of Damocles. Don't call them liars, just call them weak-willed (・∀・)
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No.8818
yes. everything these days is about having as much followers or orbiters these days. good discussion on small sites mean nothing much to people anymore. people want cults instead of authenticity. but i will always gravitate towards smaller sites and imageboards no matter what. even if they are dying.
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No.8819
>>8813
Loss of anonymity, flood of normalfags thanks to the combination of smartphones, and big social media have balkanized the internet. Everyone is now cut up into more and more inane and vapid tribes connected to your real world identity. Since most of these centralized platforms are US based, the internet has become more and more Americanized and retarded American racial bullshit, culture wars, and psychotic politics mean everyone is locked in these vain tribes with cult like behavior. Memes suddenly become weapons people use to attack other tribes or drag people through the mud. Sure, holy wars and memes as satire/attack aren't new, stuff like the Linux vs BSD thing and neocon bashing is very different from today where everyone is hostile and everyone is expected to fall into one or another fixed group with predictable behavior. Everyone is constantly trying to suss out if your part of their tribe or not and they always suspect your part of some other group. You cannot make a post anywhere on the major internet sites without someone attacking you based on a prejudgement.

Fun is no longer the objective in meme culture. It's attacking people of the other tribe or throwing chum out to your own crowd. This is the main reason it sucks today.
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No.65119 [Reply]
As you read on the front page, I can use some ideas for the activities to prepare for the day. I am willing to spare my time to work on them, as long as they are within my capabilities. If you are willing, you are more than welcome think of stuff that doesn't specifically need to be prepared by me too - traditionally it's the classes who decides and prepares these "activities" in Japanese high schools. We can also just make one big project like a class each year too, although that's more risky since collaborating for one goal was proven to be too hard in the past.
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No.65357
Lets make it a centennial event :D
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I'm 65150-san, no definitive date for Heyuri-tan quest, I got other stuff to deal with.

If I were to host a quest, I think I would probably deliver once per day. That would give moar time for anons to give ideas, and most importantly, for me to maek good quality drawings. Threads enter autosage in a 7 days, that wouldn't be long enough for me, I can't do it in a day like robo-kun-sama.

I considered multiple possibilities:
-create a new thread every week. Depending how on long the quest takes (i have no idea!!) it could be a pain in the ass, I might have to make a recap pic every time: I think one important point of a quest is the clarity, if anons get lost or forget what happened, it would die.
-mods use their superpowers to increase the thread lifespan, or at least modbump once in a while. Sticky might be too much. sweat
-Hosting the quest on /o/, but not many people go there. （ ´,_ゝ`） Also the interface isn't optimal.

What do you guys think?

Also, robo-kun, what could have been elegant penguin-san's role in your quest? I'm dying to know!
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No.65425
>>65422
doing one update a day is probably best. I found out the hard way that writing and drawing many updates in a day is difficult! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I think an ongoing quest thread would be great fun, but some might find it annoying to see the same thread bumped up to the top of the front page for days or weeks on end. idk the best way to handle that.
and as for elegant penguin-san's true purpose... maybe we'll find out next time! [ -c°▥°]-c
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No.65426
>I found out the hard way
おつかれさまロボくん
>some might find it annoying to see the same thread bumped up to the top of the front page for days or weeks on end.
I thought about that too. Even worse, I realized "creating a new thread every week" option probably goes against rule 6. (;´Д`)
>we'll find out next time
unsure
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test
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No.2517 [Reply]
i did it today
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No.8000
fapped to loli for GREAT JUSTICE
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No.8001
U WIN LOLICON 8KGET!!!



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No.8007
win
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No.8042 

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That's so nice.
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No.8783
So my cum management technique lately, is that I have my bin near me and I just aim and fire into it. Its pretty easy, better than what I used to do, when I was young I would aim into the toilet (´人｀)
Now, usually I have a little stack of toilet paper squares and use one or two to clean up remaining semen, but they were missing. But I did have hand sanitizer nearby!
I learned that alcohol on your dick hole hurts
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No.65481 [Reply]
I made some changes on the Anime nomination page, but now, when I try to edit the page again it just shows me the text, with no formatting.
It's a pain in the ass to add things in the table like this (;´Д`)
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...I think I see the problem. You used visual editor, didn't you? dark
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No.65484
so that's what the table raep entailed. (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I'm undoing that crap and doing it with source editor
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No.65485
I recommend disabling the visual editor entirely in ur user settings and just using teh l33t editor - it's a pain 2 lern at first, but in the long run it causes much less table raep & other bad formatting issues sweat2
日本語＠へゆり
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No.1091 [Reply]
一緒に帰ろう　おなかがすいてきたみたい
夕暮れ　冬が近づいて　色づく街路樹
焼き芋を買って　2つに割って君の分
ふうふう冷まし湯気が立ち　空に溶けてゆく

優しさ　ぬくもり　君の手を握りしめたら
雲の切れ間から日が指し　光がふたり包んだ
甘くて美味しい　焼き芋を食べきったなら
君は小さくオナラして　少し照れてはにかんでみせた

チャイムが聞こえる　風は乾いてやわらかい
君は髪の毛泳がせて　いつもよりご機嫌
ぎこちない距離も　何度も歩いた景色も
終わりがあると気づいてる　消えてく街の灯

出会いと別れは　いつもコインの裏表
僕はどこかで気づいてる　それでも繋がりたいよ
嬉しい　悲しい　胸の奥ギュッと掴むような
愛しさに抱かれてゆくよ　笑顔で涙溢れてきたよ

さよなら　さよなら　別々の道を行くんだ
君もあなたも僕だって　半分コの芋のように
清しく　放たれた　オナラは雲に消えてゆく
空さえ飛べる気がするよ　もうおなかいっぱい　おやすみ

石焼き芋　石焼き芋
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No.8565 [Reply]
You know what sort of disgusts me? Adult men who are too weak to do the most basic physical exercises. I'm not talking about disabled people or diseased people, I am talking about otherwise normal young men who can't even do a few fucking pushups or pullups.

Can YOU do 1 single pushup, you internet addicted LOSER?
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No.8572
Nope, I can't! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.8622
I can do 100 push-ups in a row without resting time
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No.8641
yes i can
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No.8651
>>8622
probably shit pushups

In my prime I could approach 70 without stopping with very good form. at that point I'd start trembling and reach that thing where you'd go down but not be able to come back up no matter how much you exert, without a little stop. I've plummeted probably to 20 now because no upper body exercise in ages, but I'm going to fix that. I've heard swimming is a good full-body exercise, and would be far cheaper than my priority choice which is ring gymnastics.
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No.8752
Oh I'm trying to exercise more. I think I can do one good push up but my form deteriorates as I keep going
:c
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No.4154 [Reply]
ITT: We try to abstain for at least 2 weeks at a time. (It will make your faps much better, trust me).
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No.7234
>>6239
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA saitamasaitamasaitamasaitamasaitamasaitamasaitamasaitama
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No.7825
over 100 days but not exactly sure how
My cock has dissapeaered
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No.7846
>>6415
How? Did you jerk off your friend until he splurted his cum juice everywhere? Did you eat it?
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No.7857
I just masturbated to a clothed photo of an old, fat, yellow-toothed black man!
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No.8711
(´ー`)
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No.6422 [Reply]
(Sort of a brief explanation I read of the philosophy of the American Marxist scholar Frederic Jameson)

The American Marxist scholar Frederic Jameson particularly deplored the shallowness of postmodernity, which he saw as being all surface with no deeper meaning. Like Baudrillard, he regarded the postmodern state as one of simulation—everything is artificial and comprised of
mere copies, not originals. In a typical expression of the despair at the heart of postmodernism, he diagnosed a 'waning of affect' —the idea that there is no longer any heart to anything.
For Jameson, surface aesthetics preoccupy our attention and distance and distract people from caring too deeply. In this way, he also openly complained about the cynicism at the heart of postmodernity.

“The death of the subject,” as he calls it, refers to a loss of individuality and confidence in a stable self. “Pastiche,” he said, had replaced parody: there was no purpose or depth to mimicry, only a relentless borrowing and recycling. The satiety provided by cheaply available experiences had evoked a constant sublime—a perpetual artificial euphoria. Overall, this aimlessness and loss of purpose and
grounding had resulted in nostalgia—a constant looking backwards in search of our present
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No.6591
Focus on the small things you do have power over like your local community and such don't be passive please. You can start at this by making loli shitposts on heyurionigiri
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No.8644
>>6562
>Everybody knows something is wrong but we can't put our finger on it, so we just pretend nothing is happening and everything is ok.
depression

i have struggled with the ideas in this thread a lot. i know purposely exposing myself to the constant flow of horrible things in this world is never going to help me, as i am just a neet that has no real effect on society and all i care about is what food to pick up at at the grocery store based on what looks yummiest and which anime and manga to consume, so why should i make myself feel more miserable over things i have no control over and that will never really affect me? i can't get invested in world politics or even my local politics, i don't educate myself on it and i never vote. no matter how many people try to convince me that it's the end of the world if X person gets elected and they will utterly ruin my country, nothing in my life changes. something deep down in my brain tells me that living only for my own pleasure and comfort is deeply wrong, and i am pathetic for not caring about my community and the wider population at large, and i *should* feel something, but i don't know what i should feel, how i should contribute.

i wish i didn't feel so bad for just living my life in comfort and simplicity, just eating food and watching old anime and meditating like buddhism anon was talking about (people have lots of misconceptions of what meditation is, it's not even inherently spiritual, its simply observing your passing thoughts and entering a mindful state) because i feel very content with my life. but i feel guilty that i am not integrated into society. yet being part of society means i need to care about so much horrible stressful things and have to be updated with all the current horrible events or else people will think i am bigoted or lazy or "part of the problem" and ostracize me.

i don't even know if this response makes sense for this thread but it triggered some feelings within me that i wanted to write down. (´人｀)
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No.8645
>>8644
The system within which we live feeds us an illusion of choice while making us individually powerless. We don't even have control of our tech devices but we're told voting (between two identical candidates) will bring change or we can pick our own lifestyle. We're told that if we work hard we'll achieve things and move up in life but in reality that doesn't happen. We're blackmailed into cruel optimism and an achievement culture that guilt trips us into making us feel we're not working hard enough to meet goals that are physically impossible. People react to that in two ways. We either know everything is wrong but we just go on pretending its fine (what the Russians call hypernormalization) or we despair at our situation and feel like shit all the time.

What I'm saying is the system is making you feel like shit. Its called learned helplessness. You know despair used to be one of the seven deadly sins? Don't loose hope and don't beat yourself up. That's what they want you to do.

Being integrated into society isn't the same thing as being part of a community. Integration just means being an atomized cog in the machine. Community is good and making things or helping out feels good. I mean, even just hanging out on Heyuri and contributing feels good. Just because it isn't something productive doesn't mean its worthless. I think Buddhism is a good path (actual Buddhism not that new age stuff) and maybe you should find your local Buddhist temple and just volunteer to help out there.
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No.8650
I cut out all media in my life. I dont watch movies or shows, play games, no social media, no TV, I dont even browse the web normally, I havent even been here in a month.
But it doesn't get better. I thought it would, but if anything the dark pit becomes more consuming and frightening. Besides reading books which tires me out a lot, I've basically got just hanging out with friends, who are all hooked on the aforementioned shit. I wonder if the last laugh will be mine as I hack out my lungs on my deathbed, or if it shall be theirs. Or what even is the point of caring about any of that.
See I cannot even talk about this feeling with them, the last time I did they thought I was depressed and suicidal. You cannot carry on in this way if they frame it as coming from a mentally ill person, it falls on deaf ears. Or like, they do receive it, but in a super-diluted shallow way, which is even worse. You know what they are gonna respond but you know they are a hypocrite as well. Ties back to the whole feeling of artificialness, simulation in real life... I HATE IT.

The real cause of the malaise is social retardation. We are scared of socializing yet we crave it at the same time, as it has always been. But now we have built ways to simualte the socialization at a lower quality, with the tradeoff of near-zero risk. This anti-solution to the problem is not unfamiliar and can be observed elsewhere acting in an economic fashion.
I mean you could seek out people insulated from this, maybe tradespeople or homeless people. have fun with those types, can't even string two coherent sentences together most of them. What a real sorry state to be it.
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No.8668
>>8650
>social retardation
This is a novel word-combo I've not run into before.
Social retardation... I see it gaining some traction.

Usually I write it a different way, such as "we're of little use to one another"
or "we have little to offer one another" especially when you're competing against
corporations that create fizzle-pop sparkles for a trance.

It's worth challenging the "crave of socializing" – one could encompass it to
a crave for something more than simulation, which doesn't necessarily require socializing.
Socializing can enhance, but it requires a foundation.

In conclusion, not only is it hard to do much of anything with one another, it's also hard
to compete against the full experience of BEING in the world rather than VIEWING the world.
i.e. to feel the shore winds, rather than images.
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dear kagy/mods

would you pls consider adding a dark mode

My eyes really hurt when i visit at 1:04 am in my dark room

thank you for considering the health of your users

sincerely

a concerned optometrist
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No.65468
The intention was to clean up the existing messy/conflicting CSS for kokonotsuba first and then take user submissions for new styles (see: >>62912 ), but untangling someone else's crappy HTML/CSS is very boring/tedious work (especially for kokonotsuba which is inherently messy & confusing, and the public github version isn't identical to our running instance), and we've had more fun Heyuri-related things we've wanted to work on in the meantime instead (such as Heyuri★CGI) sweat2
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For now, here's an old dark mode CSS you can use! biggrin
https://k.kncdn.org/css/gurodark.css?v54

Just paste it under Settings -> Style and you'll be seeing in teh dark!
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here are some other alternatives, I think werks best on Futaba theme:
https://k.kncdn.org/css/darkach.css
https://k.kncdn.org/css/dark.css
https://k.kncdn.org/css/midnight.css

>thank you for considering the health of your users
I don't suggest using computar in 1AM in a dark room at all, even a very small source of light should be better than utter darkness sweat2
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No.65476
>>65475
thanks kage ^_^ your the best
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No.8584 [Reply]
Today I stole an item from a grocery store.

Why?
Because I wanted it, and I did not want to pay for it. Compounding my decision, was the certainty I had, that I would get away with it. No one would stop me or even notice. No one would punish me. I desired to have that item, and it would not cause me any discomfort to "do the wrong thing" and take it without paying. For what reason then should I not have stole it? My parents would tell me that an omnipotent spiritual being known as God, may one day enact justice for this and other sins I have committed, but I personally do not believe that. Some may tell me that it is morally wrong, but morals, rights, and rules are merely imagined barriers. If no one sees me do it, then from the perspective of these imaginative boundaries, I did not do anything at all.
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No.8587
>>8586
lollipop
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No.8608
>>8586
Monster Energy (Original)
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No.8646
don't shoplift because someone was going to buy that thing you stole maybe
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No.8648
shoplifting is bad because uh
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No.8649
>>8586
a box of XL condoms
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