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well done

gema

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g-gema (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>I'm gonna smack that fake mustache right off your stupid face.
alright, you're becoming a fairy first... START TEH MACHINE!!

>>123949
before you do that, what kind of fairies are we going to be? are we going to be the little folk with or without wings, or are we going to be the tall fairies?

>before you do that, what kind of fairies are we going to be?
these kind of fairies

If I was a cute fairy I could sneak into all the women's restrooms I want!

>>124031
Why are you afraid you don't have to be a fairy.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

>>123956
it's not about what specific sites you connect to, but rather firewall security and how u connect the internet itself: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=6uSVVCmOH5w

>>124000
Holy shit 124000th post

>Holy shit 124000th post
zOMG!

Your fortune: Average luck

I remembrar when it was less than 10K and each thousandth GET was celebrated. And nao teh next thousandth get will be 125th

To the people asking if XP is safe, yes it is. Run a clean ISO (https://archive.org/details/WinXPProSP3x86), and install legacyupdate (https://legacyupdate.net/) ASAP, this'll give you the POSReady/Embedded updates, giving you security fixes from ≤2019. Supermium (https://win32subsystem.live/supermium/) is the best browser in terms of support for modern web, but K-meleon (http://kmeleonbrowser.org/download.php) is way more fitting and lightweight (disable tabbed browsing and install the whistlerxp theme (http://kmeleonbrowser.org/wiki/Themes+by+Al?version=20) and you've got a very close experience to IE6 ) If you want video playback VLC (https://www.videolan.org/vlc/) still supports XP SP3 to this day. Irfranview (https://www.irfanview.com/) if you need something the default photo viewer doesn't support. Image editing can go up to Photoshop CS6 (https://1337x.to/torrent/389085/Adobe-Photoshop-CS6-13-0-1-Extended-Final-Multilanguage-cracked-dll-ChingLiu/), although I'm running CS3 (https://archive.org/details/adobe-photoshop-cs-3-portable) for teh aesthethics. WinRAR (https://archive.org/details/wrar561_202007) for file compression, bonus for the classic theme (https://www.rarlab.com/themes.htm)

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to all JK out there, remember to shave ur armpits!

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>>239
No, hairy is sexier! Legs are still better when shaved though.

I liek it too

OP image uses Magneto(?), but I would also suggest Mistral MN or Caflisch Script as alternatives. Or if we're not limiting to strictly cursive style, then maybe MagicMedieval to make it look like a wise grey-bearded wizard hath wrote it.

Usually a font-family with "typically installed on popular OSes" is teh best option, otherwise we've gotta rely on external resources or force users to download a 9001 KB font. Howevar, this is difficult if a user has anti-fingerprinting stuff enabled, as is teh case with Firefox's strict mode

There are actually generic "cursive" and "fantasy" options for font-family, but on Windows they display as Comic Sans and Impact respectively... WTF

>Usually a font-family with "typically installed on popular OSes" is teh best option
Ah, I didn't consider that...

>but on Windows they display as Comic Sans and Impact respectively
KUSO!!!

it hurts my eyes

>>67771
Ideas
1. Put the text into invisible frame that is hoverable with the content? It would be ugly though
2. Have the formatted poem text be on a background that hides the exact same text in regular font beneath
So when someone has the fancy font enabled sees it as indented but those with disabled cannot display the fancy text nor the "background" so only basic text beneath remains?
3. Have an additional css source that displays the fancy font and an alternative one that doesnt as a selectable option in settings with it being enabled if js is enabled and disabled when you manually disable the option or disable js and it would display regular text if disabled? Are settings not js? People who avoid fingerprinting disable it always too.
I dont think it bloats too much but i have no ther ideas

And field for custom css and custom js when?

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>>20609
these tits remind me of the pair i saw in middle school so much, the artist must've seen the real deal too

>>20611
>the artist must've seen the real deal too
it's helpful to look at something for reference when drawing

Put that back on this instant, young lady.

Your fortune: You have aids

>>123934
Rape time.

>>123961
>Rape time.
raep!?

>>123961
i want to wake up suddenly to a chest pain caused by her sitting on top of me making this face

STUPID DOLL I SMASH U

Your fortune: You just lost the game

>STUPID DOLL I SMASH U
you killed suiseiseki

So it WAS the gay agenda that killed the dinosaurs. I knew it!!

>So it WAS the gay agenda that killed the dinosaurs. I knew it!!
LOL

>>123997
Flamingos aren't gay, they're just fabulous.

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

Lucky Flamingos!

Teh End

Through the process of uploading these end screen i've realized how consistent "teh end" is. It only starts flaring up by the PS2 era with more elaborate credits or standard end screens just using another word

Pic related is one of my favorites from the latter

id0l m@asterz on teh xxXb0x_?

>id0l m@asterz on teh xxXb0x_?
yaeh j00 b3t 1t!

RED RING OF DESU

>>123896
Lite-up vibrator inside ..

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

it never snows 4 me

>>123964
i just checked and there isn't any snow

>i just checked and there isn't any snow
your snow is 404

>>123984
restart snow.exe! Might fix it! or forever blue screen of death

I have never seen snow in my life (;´Д`)>K