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Testing thread creation

Also, behold the onacube!
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does it have an ANUS side? (・∀・)
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i didnt know fleshlights had multiplayer features :astonish:

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Posting a new thread!
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I LUV TEH FUCKING INTERNET TOO!!!! 💗

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Can i open request here.
you can name ten things at once
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1) Lemme get a number 9. Fat boy
2) Gimme a number 9 just like his!
3) Lemme get a number 6.
4+5) I'll have Two number 9s
6) a number 9 large
7) number 6 with extra dip
8) a number 7
9+10) two number 45s, one with cheese
11) and a large soda

I hope this isnt too much.
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1) Heyuri
2) Heyuri
3) Heyuri
4) Iruyeh
5) Heyuri
6) Waha~
7) Heyuri
8) PENIS
9) Chiyo
10) kagunya~
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draw a loli peeing and pooping somewhere interesting (not on the toilet or floor)
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Jackie Chan
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>>152828
>you can name ten things at once
all languages are necessarily sequential s-so... sorry!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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MEIDO FAITO!
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>>152938
i need a meido faito movie
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what are they fighting for!?

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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>>152941
a girl worth fighting for!

3D Girls@Heyuri
I love seeing JKs being goofs and generally having fun. Please post more.
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>>1066
lol, it's literally just because she looks like a minor you moron
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please do u have moar like this
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does anyone have more pics of these? i especially like the humping ones, but i also find the other ones so cute, anything is apreciated. also i forgot what JK meant somebody teach me :/

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I miss nashikouen so much. I am lost without
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you got me
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So can we expect to see it back now that the domain is bought? I had some OC I was going to make for it before it went down that I can still make
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nau would not approve of this goatse
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We're so close.
im going to go show some of my firends if it comes up

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Uh... Marge?
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Doh!
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Doh!
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(annoyed grunt)
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Bart get out I'm piss

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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wtf korean banana (;´Д`)
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Before, I was too distracted by other problems to seek out love, but recently I've been getting feelings for far too many different people I've met. It's confusing. Makes me feel kind of sick.
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Why not embrace it? It's only natural :biggrin:
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>>393

to every princess, a prince is waiting, but he might be a frog when you find him. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>394
I don't think I can get away with dating all of my crushes at once! also I'm not even sure which of them I love.
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>>396
You can just decide to not be in a set relationship for now and just hang out with the people you want to and do whatever you feel like doing in the moment.
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>I don't think I can get away with dating all of my crushes at once!
Anything is possible! Believe in the reverse harem!

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Wobbly bewbs~ :drool:
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If heaven was a GIF, this would be it :nosebleed:
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boobaah

Girl Talk@Heyuri
They're great fun, and the one here's free! I take a notpad, write down the names of stuff I want to learn about, then I can use a library computer and write notes about them. It's a bit like a pre-built memory palace. If I keep at it long enough, maybe I could take people on dates there, impress them with fun facts about all the exhibits! When was the last time you visited, heyuri?
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I love museums, particularly dinosaurs, i love the museums with the large dinosaur statues. :biggrin:
Writing down stuff to look up later is a great idea, i never thought of that before, lol
Last museum I went to was a local museum that just had historical stuff about a certain town. Those small museums are pretty cool, its sentimental seeing a community's history, kept by the community. :foruda:
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>maybe I could take people on dates there, impress them with fun facts about all the exhibits!
dates are foreplay so I hope that museum has some really sexy exhibits
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>>400
>dates are foreplay
:unsure: huh???
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I like the museums with airplanes :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
silently waves...
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>>152915
>girl
That's an 32 year old male otaku in there. And a sweaty one at that.
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>>152916
i saw a girl in one once though. at a con. dunno what everyone else there was thinking but i was thinking she gotta have some real balls to get out there. or really good voice training
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I remembrar there was a Japanese kigurumi interview in some entertainment park where they all turned out to be ossan
>or really good voice training
AFAIK they are meant to not talk, but use some portable whiteboard to communicate :unsure:
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i think kigu is weird but i like it.
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Depends
Mostly scary

2D Ero@Heyuri
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2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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whose house I raided :dizzy::ph34r:
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your own
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if you really want to raid a heyurizen house you should play the pedo-party scenario

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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STOP wearing tight underwear. You need to stretch your sack boi
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i only wear underwear when i dress like a girl
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My sack is getting saggy like a granny's tits. I think underpants are meant to be ballbras.
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>I think underpants are meant to be ballbras.
(・∀・)
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LOLWTF... 0_0
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there was a thread on /j/ about how hot balls kills sperm... its all very interestin

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I suddenly remembered a thread from quite a long ago when a bunch of russians were discussing stuff.

They were talking about some supersonic warming device for balls to reach 35 celcius or something and whether the dude should get it and how it works and everything.

It was brilliant because he said that near his block there was a pack of 13-15 year olds who would do anything for alcohol and he thought of changing his usual deal to to fuck them for vodka a bit, now without protection.

Guy wanted that device to kill sperm cells as they die when temperature is too high and directed blasting with waves does not help them survive. You have a ballsack hanging out so far away from your body for a reason - sperm wouldn't be able to survive in your regular body temperature. I think ballsack is supposed to stay much cooler and if you raise the temperature by some 2 or 3 celcius then sperm melts to death. So he thought if he killed the sperm then he would be able to fuck them without protection and finish inside and asked other dudes if they used it and could confirm it works.

I wonder if he really bought it.
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Couldn't he just soak his balls in water at 45 C before the SEX? That seems more practical.

Other than that, the only time I've heard of something similar was about exposing your balls to microwaves.
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>>152877
Exactly what you read. I am sure I conveyed the message as I had intended to convey.

There is such technology, or so they claim. I saw some of those ball boiling pots but I am not sure that it is as efficient as regular gum. Besides warming must take a long time to make sure that all sperm is dead and frying balls is not a nice feeling anyway. Probably for this reason it is not popular.

>>152879
I am not sure. He wanted a dedicated ball boiler.
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>>152880
Ok so it is real, but somewhat unreliable since it works by slowing down sperm production.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat-based_contraception

The methods used include hot showers above 40 C, a weird CBT ring you put to push your balls back into your abdomen, and ultrasound heating.
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at that point i'd just wear a condom... :xd:
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I'd either get a vasectomy, try to pull out every time, or just impregnate all of them

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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here, have a flower ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Thx! Here's urs: 🌺
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I recorded ducks feeding recently
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And tadpoles

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