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this is more insightful than it seems at first glance...
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>>136098
What made you want to fuck 2006 and not 2003?
Was it the giant strawberry? unsure
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>>136099

No, she just looks cuter imo but i would take the 2003 version of her and fuck her on top of that giant strawberry lol.
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It might be not very insightful to call a girl uhhh "strawberry"... Makes me understand the comments

Could we like, Japanese beam her and keep the cutest aspects to make as lolita as possible? I liked all before 2009 btw, 2009 was a bit too much monster high girl generation and MLP girl and i was a bit bullyied by the former...
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I don't think it's been said yet, they're all organically posed whereas the current one is just equally extended limbs head on, I think it definitely adds to the fact that she looks fucking lifeless. closed-eyes2

Also would hit 1991 to 2009. blush
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All things go to shit eventually. Learn to enjoy good thigns while they last

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WTF CAKEY!1!1!!!11!
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Probably poisoned. sweat3
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>Probably poisoned.
But Cakey is already eated... Σ(゚д゚|||)
Will Desu be alright...? sad
Desu...!

Your fortune: Average luck
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>Will Desu be alright...?
im afraid she's... DIED! (´人`) desu~
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>>136216
nah she just nap'd after having to much cakey
she is alright( ´ω`)
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Fuck DESU! angry Post BOKU instead!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I didn't jack off today (yet), haven't eaten yet, and I might see my girl later today. Ain't work today because I'm off from work.

tongue
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>>136261
>Be the type of person that warrants your quality of life
I deserve to live in a castle with a harem of about half a dozen lolis and dozens of servants because of how smart and good I am, and because I don't enjoy working. Being a hard worker is a great lifestyle for those who enjoy working hard or those who are evil enough to deserve suffering but it's not for everyone.
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136272-san here, updating after my day is over
Today was a failure too, with all my time wasted on internets, I did all preparations for working but didn't actually had the necessary magical "urge" to start anything. Tomorrow I will do better! Probably! biggrin
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>>136270
i need to get like you
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>>136336
See ya tomorrow tongue

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Purebred lolis only. No untermensch
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
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>>136255
R A P E
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>>136282
JESUS CHRIST!!!! glare
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>>136283
LOL raep lion
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>>136305
plz make banner of this 🙇‍♂️
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>>136283
holy shit astonish

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Which side would you have been on?
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I always root for the underdog (´ー`)
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left side
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obvious teh 4th wall - who do u think he's looking at? ME! I would just view from teh distance - pouring fuel to teh fire for teh lolz.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i present to you.... TRADITIONAL JAPANESE WAHA waha
courtesy of chatgpt-sensei fucking up generating a regular waha
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a yamato nadeshiko is good too biggrin
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chatgpt is guwno

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Does anyone remember fantage?
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No, but I'm guessing I was too old for whatever this is sweat2
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TEH UGLY
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is this a chinese maplestory clone?
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yes, i used to play this religiously as a kid lol, that and toontown
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Is that bootleg gaia online?

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is diving into the bottom of the pool and staring at gurls nyaoo-closedeyes a third worlder behavior unsure
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if i had a daughter i would fuck her everyday
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>>136219
>if i had a daughter i would fuck her everyday
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>third worlder behavior
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>>136232
I guess a more civilized approach to avoid inbreeding would be trading your daughter with another dad in exchange for his cute daughter
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>>136233
>trading your daughter with another dad in exchange for his cute daughter
You genius son of a bitch just solved it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>136234
we can trade daughters like trading cards ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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henlo heyuri, i know i asked this before and got the answer but my dumbass forgot where i wrote the link down, so can somebody link me to the archive of that english imageboard that predated 4chan and the world2ch one? i remember a long time ago an archive link got posted here proving it was the first english language imageboard even predating world2ch, if anybody could send the archive link again id appreciate it very much (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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1chan.net, it used to be about trains. I believe it died soon after it got spammed with s*yjaks
2003: https://web.archive.org/web/20031214064028if_/http://www.1chan.net:80/
2024: https://web.archive.org/web/20240314081807if_/https://www.1chan.net/
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It was probably this, which has been online since 1998:
https://web.archive.org/web/20000119102243/https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/index_e.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20020617042129/http://www.big.or.jp:80/~talk/t-club/soft/mini/imgboard_e.cgi

The board and its homepage are still live, but they've recently (within the last couple of years) updated the board software to a later version and replaced the botspam posts with old Japanese posts:
https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/index_e.html
https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/mini/imgboard_e.cgi
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>>136278
yes this was the one, thank you so much!

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Okay, so I know this is going to sound insane, but hear me out. I want to ask Pan Piano out on a real date. Like, in real life. Not ironically. Not as a meme. An actual human-to-human date. I’ve been watching her videos for years now, and there’s just… something about her. It’s not just the outfits (though, let’s be honest, those are divine). It’s the way she plays. The emotion, the precision, the control. You can tell she really feels the music. And yeah, I know she never shows her face and there’s this whole aura of mystery around her, but that almost makes it better? Like, she’s not some attention-seeking TikTok thot, she’s composed. Elegant. She lets the music and the cosplay speak. I respect that.

And I’m not trying to be a simp here. I’m not some loser who just watches and cooms and cries himself to sleep. I genuinely think I could offer her something real. I play piano too. Not professionally, but I’m decent. I’ve been learning some of the same songs she plays. Sometimes I imagine us playing duets together, just vibing out to anime openings in a candlelit room, soft laughs between takes, maybe some sake on the side.

The thing is, I don’t know how to even begin. Like, what do I do? Do I message her? Leave a comment? Send her a video of me playing piano in a tux? What if she thinks it’s creepy? What if she just blocks me? Or what if… she doesn’t? What if there’s a chance, no matter how small, that she actually sees the effort and says, “Yeah, let’s get dinner”?

I know how this sounds. I do. But I’m tired of sitting here doing nothing while the one woman who might actually understand me is out there, playing piano in a maid outfit, alone. I’m ready to do something. I just don’t know what. Help me out here. Be real. No trolling. I’m being honest.

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Follow her from far away, everyday, to show her how much you love her, care for her - and how much you want to protect her from all evil in teh world.

Leave her small gifts at her front door to maek her day - but do it anonymously - all in gain for her beautiful smile. (here you can capture her smile with your tele-camera ;3 )

Find out all her media platform and phone numbers, and send her beautiful written poems about her music and how much it matters to you.

Lastly, try to push away all "friendly boys" from her - no one should be allowed to be on her mind. She will be lonely and sad - and this is your shot - you deserve her after months of work. Invite her home, and show her all teh effort and picture you haev gathered about her. She will be stunned by your effort.

You will haev two options here.
1. Kiss her.
2. PENIS.
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Play the piano with your PENIS and send it to her
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She already plays piano, you should exhibit your unique interests. For example, once you secretly find her address, you could collect rare species of bugs & worms from the wild, put them in a box (with enough nutrition so they wouldn't die) and mail her. She would be impressed! biggrin

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「うっわ……」
 星野みやこの自慰行為を白咲花が目撃したのは九月八日の夜十時頃だった。
 事の経緯は以下の通りである。その日、花は星野家に泊まることになっていた。夕食を食べ終えた花は、ひなたと一緒にお風呂に入ることにした。上着を脱いだところでパジャマを持ってくるのを忘れたことに気付いた花は、それを取りにひなたの部屋まで戻った。途中でみやこの部屋の前を通りかかると、僅かにドアが開いていたので、何気なくそれを覗き、みやこがベッドの上でこちらに背を向けて横たわっているのを目撃した。みやこの正面に置かれたスマホには今日撮影した花のコスプレ姿が映っていた。布団の中のみやこはもぞもぞと蠢き、時折声を漏らしたり微かに震えたりした。
 花に自慰の知識は無かった。よって、みやこが自慰をしているとは理解できなかった。その代わりに、花は「みやこがコスプレ写真を見て感極まっているのだろう」と考えた。みやこが花を撮影する際に息を荒くしたり妙な動きをしたりするのはいつものことだ。みやこが今悶えているのもそのバリエーションだと考えたのだ。
 花が自慰にまでは思い至らないまでも、みやこが性的でいかがわしい行為をしているのではないかという疑念さえ持たなかったのには、いくつもの偶然が重なっていた。例えば、物理的に扉の位置からはみやこが手を股間に伸ばしているのが見えなかったし、みやこがジャージを着たままで弄っていたのもある。
 しかし花が性的な行為を疑わなかった最大の理由は、「花には自分が性的な目で見られるという発想がまだ無かったから」だった。花にとって、女性がセックスの世界に参入するのは成人以降の遠い世界の話であり、まさか小学生以下に対して欲情する大人がこの世に存在するとは夢にも思っていなかった。
 それはみやこが花にコスプレをさせて写真撮影しているときでも同じだった。みやこがコスプレをした小学生を写真に収めようとするのは、「性」というよりは「美」に突き動かされたものだと考えていた。花は乃愛と違って自分の容姿にあまり興味が無かったが、周囲の反応からしてそれが人並みはずれて優れていることには薄々勘付いてはいた。よって、みやこがその美しさを保存しようとするのも、花にとって自然と
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まもなく、射精いたします
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長いなので読めない
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花ちゃんに成ってみやこさんに餌付けされてコスプレさせられて性教育もされたいね

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here! a PENIS for ya boy!! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>>136209
NİGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER angryangryangry
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>>136213
Niger? What about Niger????
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>>136209
I LOL'D xd
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i love domo

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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tragic backstory...
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Little Alice's origin story...........................................
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lol
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i knew my shoe smelled funny... (;´Д`)

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
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they call it donkey kong country, yet there is not a country named donkey kong, curious!
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You are my hero, "wasting your life" guy! My dream is one day being as much of a gamer as you are.
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Honestly, what were they thinking?
Nintendo? More like Nintendon't buy this shitty game!

*takes a swig of Rollin' Rock*
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NINTENDO? MORE LIKE NINTENDILDO UP YOUR ASS! angryangryangry
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I'D RATHER STICK A FROZEN BANANA COVERED IN MONKEY SHIT UP MY ASS THAN REPLAY KOINDOZER KLAMBER angryangryangryangryangryangryangry

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Cute onee-shota love story! blush
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what was the film?
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Jojo Rabbit

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F/m/k?
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Fuck all. Kill all. Bury them in shallow graves deep in the woods.
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>>136135
i'd kill them first, then fuck later ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I'd kill the two ugly ones and consider fucking the one on the left until she shows me her huge diseased cuntflaps, then I'd get out of there with my virginity intact.
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This is what you will say to save face afterwards, but in reality her clitoris will reach out and wrap around you like a tentacle and reel you in.
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i don't think any of these hags are particularly attractive

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