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sauce on song plox

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(;´Д`) 56 looks like an old-age number to you, but people these days
tend to live to around 80. I have 24 years or more left in my life! I am
still young.

Even so, my mothers still around, and she lives in the same 4 story
brick apartment building she did when I was 30. As a young man I bounded
up the stairs in about a minute and a half. Today it takes me 5 or 6 minutes
That's a long time
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Anon take creatine or something and start exercising.
I went fishing with an 85 year old once and I couldn't keep up with his walking pace, for sure fitter than me at the time when I was 21
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I exercise about 6 times a week! It's easy and fun. Makes me relax and time i spend at pc x10 better.
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i exercise 0.01 days a week :waha:
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Keeping up your cardiovascular health and bone mass is incredibly important. Stay active, man. The last thing you wanna lose is your mobility
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"Old" is a descriptor. Old what, exactly? Is it about your body? Sure, it is getting older. Are you, the mind (and also soul if you accept frameworks that allow for those) also getting old? Answer that to yourself.
And while you're at it, try to help people who have seen fewer decades so far. There is much talk about generations this or generations that online, and aside from algorithm-made spam and flood there is some small kernel of truth - but the phenomenon is also caused by algorithms and greedy cynical men who control the machines the algorithms run on. You or I can't do much individually but perhaps even little things we can do can, as a whole, be a sufficient counterweight to the evil being caused by machines controlled by malicious individuals. Or are you too old for this?

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japanese train
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why do autistic people like trains so much?
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why do autistic people think that autistic people love trains so much?
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>>189024
Why do autistic people think that autistic people think that autistic people love trains so much?
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why do autistic people think?
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This image alone brings me a sense of joy and peace

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Fire hydrant is moe :blush:
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Fire hydrant rule 34
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>Fire hydrant rule 34
ZOMG I CAME
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>>189016
You like that, don't you?

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What does Heyuri think of turning anime girls into nigras
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tsuniqua :nigra:
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blacks are from africa
anime girls are from japan
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blacks are from africa
anime girls are from japan
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>>189019
LaMiYusha

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Hello, as you may know, I am working on a singing voice synthesizer system. I'm wondering if anyone is interested in collaborating on working on this. Actually, the main thing I'm looking to collaborate on is not actually the singing voice synthesizer but an adjacent idea I've had. That idea is to make a pitch correction system like Melodyne or AutoTune. E-mail me if you are interested.
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Bump
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meow
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ok lets go
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I wanna say that I admire what you're doing OP, even if I can't help you.
All this talk about OC and being creative, but all OP's threads and the CRBA guy's get almost no traffic ever, and they're the ones actually putting effort into making something cool and interesting.
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Actually I should clarify what I'm looking for. Many other roles other than help with programming and research would also be helpful.

For example, help with UI design and feedback would be very helpful.

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h-heyuri.net-san.. w-well um.. i-i've loved you for a long time.. a-and and.. i was wondering if you would.. t-take my hand in marriage?
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>>188990
>I don't accept anything other than harem endings anymore!
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>>188999
HAREM WINRAR
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HAREM WIN!!!11!!!!1!!
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NEIN!!! DU HAST!!
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ICH LIEBE HEYURI!!

日本語@へゆり
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どうぞ欧州の男性と結婚されてください
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why does the third girl look like the japanese prime minister
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>>2266
すみません。「3人目の老婆が、なぜ日本の首相に似ているのか?」と尋ねました。
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>>2267
No, he's right. She looks like a stupid dump bitch sanae. And you're right, she looks like some old woman. She's fucking ugly, man.
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>>2271
That's all about Takaiti.

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This was my idea from 2 years ago...
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=11118

I found it in a doujinshi today!
https://exhentai.org/g/31051/889b72dc6b/
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haven't seen this doujin in maybe 18 years lol

natsukashii ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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i wanna find more of this genre of like schools doing outlandish rules:blush:
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BEHEADING GRADUATION
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>>188930
that one is also a classic (´人`)

felt a bit too much like actual social commentary but it is still very lulzy
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paradise

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CRASH BANDICOOL. (*^ー゚)b
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i would luv to crash into her.
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:cool:

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Nyooooooooooooo my friiiiiiiiiissss!!!! (T_T)
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oh nyos ;_;
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would u still eat them?
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Eat it anyway, bitch. Gravel is good for you. :nida:

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Post your Bust-Waist-Hip measurements!

-Wrap a measuring tape around your body
-Measure across your nipple line
-Measure over your belly button
-Measure across the widest part of your butt
-Post numbers!!!

Mine are 88-68-90 in cm :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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97-87-86
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111-111-111
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09-11-2001
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not when u were born, baaaakkkaaa
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>>188981
skinny.
900000000000000 - 1900000000000000000 - 9999999999999999999999999999990
ヽ(                     ´¬`             )ノ

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Has anyone here ever fapped to a picture of someone that they know in real life?
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>>188945
How do you know if you can't remember?
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>How do you know if you can't remember?
"Not that I can remember" was regarding OP's question - I don't remember if I ever fapped to a picture of someone I know in real life, but I do remember fapping to the thought of people I know in real life
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it's exciting to fap to someone you know... but my classmates (being 3D girls) were teh ugly!
I would do moar if I was actually attracted to girls

I also smeared my pen0rz all over shared project papers I would next hand out to a girl etc. It's better to do such stuff where you don't need to look at their faces... Their appearances are disappointing, but I get excited over the idea of "a girl" :blush:

I would also love to take panchira picz but it's a bit too risky for my liking, and I live in a relatively conservative place
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no i cant get it up to anyone i know
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i fapped imagining them but then felt bad and just sat on ground of shower and questioned my existence

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:nigra:
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wheres mah nigra BOKU at yo
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BOKU BOKU BOKU
DESU DESU DESU
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>>188969
speaking of BOKU who's the dirty spy who exposed my nsfw drawings on /a/ ヽ(`Д´)ノ
I used to post at least 1 drawing of BOKU in every rozen maiden thread but now everyone will think I'm a degenerate (;´Д`)

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I've been at a full 7 for at least 10 years, but I had reached 4 by the time I was 25.
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at what point is it most appropriate to say fuck it and just shave the head? i find being bald for most guys looks way better than trying to hang on
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>>188913
when the top is shedding its time to go
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you got hair growing over your eyes? how teh fuk do u see!? :huh:
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is this you? :3

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99590
I think everybody has parasites that cause people to want to eat ass, and its only gotten as common as it is now because it has spread so widely.

Humans are exposed to parasites all through their lives and there are no real efforts to get rid of them or study how they effect their hosts mental states, or what they find arousing. Theres an intestine to brain connection that everyone is ignoring. :unsure:

it was proven that parasites like toxoplasmos cause hosts to drive more dangerously and even behave more promiscuously assumedly in an attempt to spread themselves to other people through blood or fluids.
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>>188905
i think youre in luck because such things seem a lot more common now than 20 years ago.
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I get uneasy at the mere idea of looking the direction of a girl's face, and u guize make them lick your ANUSes!?
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>>188909
I HOPE YOUR UNEASE IS FOR HONORABLE REASONS. THE DEPTH OF INTIMACY AND LOVE MAKES CONQUERING INSECURITY A NECESSITY SO THAT YOU CAN BE AMONG THE RIGHT PEOPLE WHILE AT FULL CAPACITY.
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>>188931
full capacity of what?
cum?
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>>188947
FULL BATTERY OF LOVE CHARGE

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anyone from heyuri wants to play touhou 19 1V1?
and maybe do a tournament? we are already 2, maybe 3.
i've got irc, discord, telegram, xmpp :nyaoo:
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>>188883
are you on windows or linux?

i don't know how touhou 9 works exactly since it's older, but touhou 19 works trough NAT traversal so you don't need to do anything besides allowing inbound connections to the program
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Yeah... but Touhou 19 sucks. So you may not find too many interested in playing
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>>188894
i am up to play touhou 9 as well
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Let's do 9 instead but yeah, I luv it.
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how do we play online on touhou 9?

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この画像を1時間以内にほかの掲示板に①個貼らないと年末に恐ろしいことがおこります。画像を貼らずに亡くなった人も本当にいます
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>>2246
亡くなった人がいると言ったけどそれは画像と関係があるの証拠があるのか
それに恐ろしいことって何?何が起こる?人形が訪れるの?構わん、ちんちんがバットのようにドッカンって帰させる
ホームランって、ホームラン
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>>2247
そう、この画像を1時間以内に別の画像掲示板にシェアしなかったから、私が直接お前とセックスしてやる。潤滑剤もコンドームも使わない。お前の尻は完全にぶっ壊されることになる
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かわいいお人形さん
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チンコ

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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you may need to rethink banning the word "zoomer". At the time rule 8 was written, it was imageboard slang that fit with the other banned words, but 6 years later it is now a common term.

Similarly, "boomer" has been around for decades. But if those terms arent going to be unbanned, what should we call people from the baby boomer generation and generation z?
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The generational flamewars of making fun of OMG TIKTOK BRAINROT vs OLD OUTDATED etc. is cancerous and ruining every other online space. It adds nothing to any site but just divides us. I'm glad we don't have constant age gatekeeping on this site while also filtering out the stuff from Gen Z we DON'T want without discriminating against younger users.
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>>70671
one of my posts a long time ago got removed because i used the term "boomer" in reference to baby boomers. do we have to specifically say "baby boomer" or something?
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>>70665
..."older people" and "younger people"? i don't think it's necessary most of the time to be more specific than that :unsure:
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It's frankly baffling that some people go to Heyuri and instantly think "Hey, let's make it more like every other site!" :vomit:
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>what should we call people from the baby boomer generation and generation z?
I can't say about "we" but overall, for the Internet at large and potentially in other networks, you call them users. If they're bad users, those doing detrimental things and being a negative influence, you call them bad users. But you can't know if they're ham or spam until they do something.

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