This reads like a random lore exposure note from a walking simulator game.

>>14292
honestly, I'm slightly surprised you haven't seen it before, it's a joke from circa 1991 or so and it continues making the rounds every once in a while
the setup is that it's an IBM memo

so it is a random lore exposure except the game is internats

Man, I used to love cleaning those mouse balls. Like a forever jawbreaker ready to go in the palm of your hand.

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I could have gone a whole lifetime without seeing someone ejaculate to pictures of little Asian girls....

And, also, please up your sperm count.

>>142672
who forced you to watch it?

>>142638
anyone know dafuq dis nigga talkin bout? sheeit.

>>142672
how to up sperm count?

>>142846
nonstop edging

https://youtu.be/deCp28CIGbg

better version

three heyurizens would've handed over the laptop and consequently gotten expelled, was this a test on OP's part?

>three heyurizens would've handed over the laptop
No one said they'd give it back

>>142688
realistically, anyone who'd believe teacher would hand the laptop

what I'd probably do is keep my mouth shut, go home, scrub my fingerprints off the laptop, and throw it in the bottom of a lake and hope no one ever finds out

ZOMG ROBOT

looks like a girl

welcome to the future

I love the free rust that comes with my daily water delivery.

>>142826
Adds flavour!

DELICIOUS WATER YOU MUST DRINK IT

what about the one with the girl gunning down pedo bears?

>>4285
and if you can ready Cyrillic, youre in luck

>>4285
semi off topic though, inoue kiyoshirou draws some of the yummiest looking wieners youll find in Hmanga ヽ(´∇` )ノ but thats his only ss manga

>>4285
Found it (´ー`)
https://hitomi.la/manga/houshi-iin-no-oshigoto-english-1192416.html#1

>>4288
(´∇` ) awright, gj gurl

>>4288
I came. it was thicker and whiter than usual (´ー`)

Ooh, very nice! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I take it as the blue mona logging back on after 20 years to cure teh city (internet) of AIDS

From the comments I see NCH made a "rework" on his 4chan city: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FvuMWrwTWg (beware, it's very Rule 8)
Confirming in the comments too, it seems he really haets what 4chan has become

>>2149
Oh shit, I never knew NCH still cared about 4chan or making 4chan content thereof

>>142741
in a normal way or in a hot way?

>>142746
normal way is the hot way

i would bait her into my house promising her to show her the relation of riemann zeta with primes and she would beg me to show it to her
then i would simply start battering, saying it is her fault and she made me do it

>and she would beg me to show it to her
wouldn't she just roll her eyes and lazily scribble an autograph just to get you away from her? i'm pretty sure akira-san isn't the type to willingly fraternize with fans on her own time, much less beg to be lectured on math...

...which means you need to take the initiative and kidnap her when she's alone

>>142741
>normal way is the hot way
so true

She's all like OH FUCK I'M STUCK IN AN ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED MID-SIZED CITY IN THE MIDWEST HEEEEEELP!!!!

RAAAPEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>2090
At least there's a silver lining in all this shitshow: this wonderful flash will forever be immortalized on 4/f/

>>142719
I do it 2-3 times a day and wish I could increase that to 5-10 times a day

>>142722
The more detached from reality I get, the hornier I become. I often feel bad for my "depraved" sexual interests, and that deters me from getting really horny. I'll still beat off, but the orgasms are less intense, and the sperm ends up being less-gel like, and more like tiny watery cum puddles that don't even hit the floor, or my desk.
But when I completely let go of my IRL consciousness, boy oh boy, does the sperm start flowing. I don't even have big balls, but my entire chair AND plastic floor cover get drenched in sticky jizzumz~

>>142734
You mean you hump your mattress? I do that as well sometimes. Usually when I masturbate to my imagination instead of pr0nz, cause I find just rhythmically grinding my hips with my eyes closed to be immersive. This technique certainly has its place. Makes a mess in my undies though.

When I was young, I couldn't get off using my hand. It just felt awkward and I had to hump my mattress or pillows. But with practice, my dexterity leveled up, and now using my hand is the better way to get off in terms of physical pleasure. I still remember the first time I got off using my hand, I was 14 years old and I was jerking off to the strippers in GTA: San Andreas. It took me a few tries to finish with my hand before that, and took a while (maybe even a few years) before it became my primary method.

If you want to get off using your hand, just practice and it will happen with time.

>I was 14 years old and I was jerking off to the strippers in GTA: San Andreas
this makes me glad I had unrestricted internet access since I was 11. I was looking at loli hentai since I was younger than a lot of the lolis and all kinds of stuff like scat and piss porn and ladies sucking horse cock until they get a shower of horse jizz, all before I figured out how to jerk off at 13. I don't think I was ever able to get off by mattress humping though, my dick would get sore too fast.

>>142803
I had enough time alone before my mom got home from work to use my dial-up internet to google "boobs" and jerk off to all the thumbnails lol. Back then though, I played SA and was legitimately like "woah these graphics are so realistic!" Once many years later I replayed it and was like "what the fuck, how did I cum for these polygons!?"

The other thing I did was buy wallpapers for my flip-phone of girls in thongs. I was hoping my mom just wouldn't notice it show up on the phone bill, but she did and I was like "uhh, I don't know about that." Thankfully the customer service rep she called must have understood and was cool, and was like "oh it must have been a mistake, we'll refund it." My mother did NOT approve of pornography... really messed me up actually. Not even from a religious family, she was just a feminazi.

>ladies sucking horse cock
Yep, when I did finally get high-speed internet that was one of the first genres of porn I got into. I'm not a true zoophile though so I eventually got bored of it, it was just something I found exotic.

Once I met a girl who told me she started watching horse porn when she was 10. Another girl I met preferred dogs and also started flicking her bean to zoo videos at the same age. There's some kinky lolis out there.