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Watch the used office computer market this month

Win10 EOL is here and a lot of corporate offices are just shucking all of their old computers if Microsoft tells them they are incompatible

Literally pallets upon pallets of optiplexes and thinkcentres will enter the used market soon

Cheap work computers, homelabs, the uses are many!
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>>157276
Make sure it doesn't have AIDS.EXE on it, duh. :biggrin:
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living in the eu where windows is forced to update win10
:cry::cry::cry:
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id like to explore some of these pcs, i wonder how many of them have sensitive information inside that companies dont care/dont know to remove
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what do i do with these
i don't think i even have space for another monitor and keyboard
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what do i do with these
i don't think i even have space for another monitor and keyboard

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It's my birthday today. Leave your presents below
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>>157281
happy birfdae
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happy birthday! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
here, i left you a "special surprise" waiting for you on your bed (゚ー`)
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Wow, one year older, huh?

I heard you like anime, so i got you this anime thing from the dollar store! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Lounge@Heyuri
The thought occurred to me when I was reading the reviews of some of the anime I like on MAL. It stuck out to me that despite the examples I looked at, being all from different genres from different times with different runtimes, all of the critiques people made of all of them are nearly the same. Phrases that came up often were "bad pacing," "bad ending/weak payoff," "too many episodes," among other things. These reviews are so similar and so vague I doubt you could even guess what anime they're talking about from reading them alone. It's all meta-criticism, nothing about the contents. Why is this?

Moving away from just those reviews, I notice this a lot in all anime discussion. When discussing watching anime, it's as if they just want to know how much time they have to put in to see the ending. The vitriol towards 'filler' is an example, where people put months of work into lists of the "essential" episodes of something like One Piece so you can avoid watching 65% of the show. It's the main plot and nothing else that matters, if it can't be easily categorized as an "arc" and doesn't serve the main story, it isn't worth watching. (I once saw someone ask for a condensed episode list of a 12 episode anime (;´Д`) )

Isn't it if you like something, you want to see more of it? Why are you so excited for something you supposedly like to end?

I know the answer, I mean. Watching anime is treated as more of a social status thing now and the more anime you've completed the more your peers will talk to you about it. For many, they watch something solely to mark it complete on their MAL.

Why even bother with this hobby if you treat everything you watch as a grueling time investment that needs to "pay off" somehow? I rarely ever see anything like this in other realms of otakudom I swear (;´Д`)
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ive noticed a lot dont, especially people in real life(´~`)
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I think people just always complained about technical stuff and wanted to skip fillers ┐(゚~゚)┌
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I don't read many MAL reviews, does unpopular stuff with <50k members usually have reviews like that or is it mostly just the popular crap?
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Something as long as One Piece will absolutely have episodes that aren't even worth bothering with. Filler in a manga, you lose 5 minutes of your life, maybe less as you start hastily scanning through it. Filler in a TV show, you're stuck watching it slowly play out but it does nothing for the work as a whole.

Bad endings and and bad pacing are really standard complaints across all kinds of media. It's not hard for writers to rush past interesting shit and dwell for ages on boring shit, and it's also not hard to fuck up at the end (which is the worst part to fuck up, worse than the start even). You see these complaints often because they're easy ones. Talking about the specific themes of a story and what you liked or disliked in particular is hard, but it's very easy to say "the pacing sucked and this shit drags" or "the ending is ASS and I want my five and a half hours back".
These are generally the easiest things to complain about in any kind of work, and you're generally more likely to leave a review if something has a problem.

...that being said, if you're skipping most of One Piece, why not read it then? It's way faster to go through that way.
Also, goddamn - you can knock out a 12ep in an evening after work, so fuck people who can't be bothered. It shouldn't be like dragging your ass through shattered glass to watch some goddamn TV.
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book review are even more retarded.
I read some and i didn't see anything but the most retarded take conceivable

Lounge@Heyuri
[Türkçe 🇹🇷]
Merhaba heyurilıler!

Türk Heyuri kullanıcıları kulübüne hoş geldiniz!

Bu tirada Türkçe konuşalım :shii:

Bu BBS'de çok sayıda Türk var (゚ー`)

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 English]
Hello heyurians!

Welcome to the Turkish Heyuri users club

Lets speak Turkish and chat here!

There's actually alot of Turkish people on this bbs
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kagunun kereste hakkındaki polis soruşturmaları nedeniyle KÜRDdistan'da saklandığı anlaşılıyor :D
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Kaguya'nın beyaz adam olduğu ortaya çıktı. eline bak. o aryan supersoldier
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Turkey is the greatest fucking nation on earth
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>>14781
Sayıyı arttırdım nyehehheh!!! :mona2:

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necrofag, wanna play hangman?
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YAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OR TREAT

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Looking back it was sort of egregious how all Hollywood had to do for Inception was rewrite an Japanese movie (based on a Japanese book) to be worse and get big names on the project to make triple the box office numbers and become much more well known in pop culture (;´Д`)

Are there any other examples of this that stick out to anyone? I'm not talking about the Netflix adaptations and related stuff, I mean Westerners jacking Japan's shit and not acknowledging that they did to sell to a different audience (;´Д`)

bonus satoshi kon thread. watch everything he has made if you havent already ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>5325
kimba was something about nature vs industrialitation and the relation between humans and animals.
and none of the carachters match in any way nor plot beat tone or messagge.
obviously two story abput anthromorphic animals set mainly in africa wit african animals will look similare especialy if you never saw one of them :glare1:
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>>5325
you obviously never watched kimba and are just repeating false information you heard on the internet
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in the spirit of fairness i think its important to point out the inverse happens a lot as well ( ´,_ゝ`)
its most noticeable in music

"Shingi" from the Akagi OST compared to "On" by Aphex Twin:
https://youtu.be/TM0bDcHAW1w
https://youtu.be/fQXMvX1HRA8

"Hanamaru Sensation" from the Kodomo no Jikan OST compared to "One Fine Day" by The Offspring:
https://youtu.be/dvfMHKbHXLg
https://youtu.be/eFvtLhxmx9U

"Goldfinger" by popular Japanese singer Hiromi Go compared to "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin:
https://youtu.be/1I_Oi36QhbU
https://youtu.be/p47fEXGabaY

this all happens despite japan having no fair use laws, to the point the creators of osomatsu-san had to publicly apologize for parodying other anime in their first episode

it isnt i think its morally wrong that this happened, i like all the songs i listed. but theivery is not exclusive to western pigs ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>5360
And of course, who could forget Bomberman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaSgnYLceQ

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when i first found the website, i immediately fell in love with some of the features that other imageboards didnt have and the general userbase

truly the place to be
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>>157288
Maybe most heyurians decided to stop larping as 2007 4chan and decided to make their own mark on the webz
:nigra:
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>>157290

HEYURI: The multimedia entertainment portal that's taking teh intarbutts by storm
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>>157288
Whats lost? we're still having fun :unsure:
i dont think heyuri was meant to be a larp site
but u can larp if u want to, its ok! :happy:
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Any "larping" Heyuri had was limited to a few days on 2020, but it's only normal Heyuri's atmosphere would remind people of earlier 4chan, or we're posting about the same anime etc today
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I instantly felt at home, it's an accepting and nonjudgemental bunch of people, a comfy aesthetic that reminds me of browsing 4chan when I was 17 in 2005, and it even works for browsing and posting from my potato old toy laptops

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Lounge@Heyuri
but i dont know if i have the maturity to take on the responsibility. i mean, you gotta feed it, take care of it if it gets sick and so on...

any advicd?( ´,_ゝ`)
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i mean, feeding it and caring for it really isnt that hard. if it gets sick that probably would be hard though..and expensive if you have to go to the vet or sumthing (つ Д `)
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cats are extremely low maintenance. You just have to feed it,if you are really lazy you can get a machine that drops cat foot (dry food only though) into a bowl every few hours.
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If you feed stray cats in your neighborhood regularly they will hang around your home everyday and pretty much be your cats but without any of the responsibility. They will also be much happier than house cats because they can roam around freely and fuck and hunt and climb trees and shit and piss wherever they want 24/7. Imagine how much better life would be if you could just chase down every girl you see and fuck her with the only consequence maybe being another nearby male you have to fight or flee from instead of the cops and feds hunting you to the ends of the earth for the rest of your life. That's how an outdoor cat lives.

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sweet memories :biggrin:

... :dark:

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Another month, another look at the vomit cup :drool:
Hello /b/, and welcome, to another edition of the IVU! Now, last time I had expressed interest in adding another one of my sister's bodily fluids to the brew. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that. We'll have to wait and see if that pan's out some other time. But, the vomit on its own is mutating. There are tons of fragmented chunks that look like they're getting... bigger.
As some of you may have guessed, before I snap a picture of the cup, I always place it over my nose and masturbate. Today I lasted about a minute, but immediately after I set the cup down, I got pretty woozy, and my throat got extremely sore. It's been about 30 minutes since I put the cup back, and I'm still feeling the soreness.
Maybe it's just fall allergies :nosebleed:
Until next time, /b/. バハハイ~
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you have about 3 months left to live, good luck:xd:
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imouto virus congratz!! :biggrin:
>But, the vomit on its own is mutating. There are tons of fragmented chunks that look like they're getting... bigger.
Is there any change in the smell or taste?
I'm looking forward to the further evolution of the mysterious chunks! Maybe think sum name for them in case they earn their own sentience

>バハハイ~
bahahai~!
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OP, if you get bored, tell us the pH of the blarf. i think there's ways to do it with cabbage. look it up
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>>157314
Or buy a pH indicator strip for very little. They give the exact pH value, and you'll get enough strips for many monthly updates ^-^
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god save osaka... :cry:

Lounge@Heyuri
So, i've been wanting to make a textboard site for sometime simply to due the fact that 1, i won't have to store any images on my webserver, & 2 it seems pretty simple and easy to moderate and customize. With that being said, does anyone know any textboard softwares that are still being maintained and used by other sites? I kinda just wanna get my foot in the door and try something new. ^_^
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>>14830
>That's impossible
No it isn't :monapc:
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>>14830
For one thing removing links will keep link farms away. I experimented with moderating threads by not making them accesible through the catalog before and i'm curious what you think about the idea of "spoilering" individual posts. The intent would be preventing the content from showing up in search engines and making it less visible to users, while keeping moderation transparent. Illegal pseudo-links would of course need be removed manually.
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>it'd be nice to see a classic spam filter in software too
I'm developing a small, modular, qmail-inspired board software written in C. Version 0 already lets you easily invoke a milter (if you know execline, it's a single line in the https://github.com/zerobbs-dev/zerobbs-v0/blob/main/http-post-thread and the reply cgi script), but i'm still working on a successor system with cleaner interfaces and support for an imageposting configuration.
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>>14832
You're right, but it's a matter of handing out bans for either posting links or evading filters.
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>>14830
>That's impossible

The imageboard section of 4-ch did it, although I don't know enough about tech to tel you how
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in theory you can just make a comprehensive regex like this:
(?i)\bm[\s._\-]*[e3][\s._\-]*[g69][\s._\-]*[a4][\s._\-]*(?:\.|\[?\s*\.\s*\]?|dot)?[\s._\-]*n[\s._\-]*z\b


but then they will put it after some link shortener service and it'd be meaningless. An active human moderation with good admin tools is the only way to run a BBS

Lounge@Heyuri
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I think not, its more likely that the world will be run by one government that uses AI to make sure everyone is living in slums, like animals while they live in some isolated country of their own.

The entire world will be like africa, but governed by robots, and the rulers in power will sit around all day in their tiny protected county sacrificing slaves and raping people or whatever.

If the proles riot they will just remotely genocide them and level their tent cities in an instant ( ´_ゝ`)
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I think hackers will take control of one of the world's most powerful supercomputers for an hour or two and use its AI to help them overthrow the government run by incompetent old fags and take over the world, but they'll keep almost everyone enslaved in the same miserable conditions because those hackers were treated like shit for their whole lives for being ugly nerds by the same proles that are now begging to be freed.
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I will become president of the United States and will get rid of every jew and nigger and everyone will have a loli wife or shota husband depending on their gender because I am homophobic

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>>156826
nothing ever happens
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>>157195
You think those police would've shown up that quick if it was a greasy fat lolicon?
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>>157226
>if it was a greasy fat lolicon?
they would wait until you finally decide to stop being a pussy and become an hero, then immediately show up to laugh at your humongous pancake'd corpse.
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>>157226
if it was a fat greasy lolicon, angels would save him before he hit the ground, and they would take him to paradise.🙏☺
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>>157195
Attention seeking whore!!!

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