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I felt them! They were only slightly malleable, and as my hands tread them, I felt lumps and knots... hard spots. It felt like old playdough that had pebbles in it. Her areolas were discolored, and they were not shapely, but slightly uneven, and droopy...!

What a horrific experience...
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breasts are always soft, sounds like maybe they had implants or something, nonetheless not normal of them to feel like that
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I've felt both real and fake tits, and yeah that's not normal for either.
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>>163361

ehhhhh??? mine are super squishy. im a B cup lol. she was probably fat mugyuuuu
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>>163451
jesus man, your gynocomastia is really getting out of hand
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Anon wishes you a very delicious thanksgiving!!! ( ´ω`)
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thank you god! :drool:
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I love Thanksgiving! I want to show indian girls how thankful I am and fill their "Thaknsgiving turkey", if you know what I mean
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thank u lord
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One of my great or great great grandparents fucked a squaw and my family's genetics haven't been doing so well ever since... I should impregnate a blonde girl and thank her for giving my bloodline blonde hair and blue eyes again for the first time since the 1800s.
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happy faps-giving

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁☺🍻☺🍰
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The whole world should celebrate thanks giving, not just USA ( ´ω`)
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two of them are not too happy to see me...
guess who gets the cock 😁😁
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thank god for creating me penniless :dark::angry::cry:
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Thank you god for lolis and protien rich turkey

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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eat up heyurizens
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mmmmm cucumber :biggrin:
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HEY ASSHOLE. Kaguya already runs a website for freaks like you. its called gurochan, and it has a /s/ board. go there! freak!

(USER EATS SHIT FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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heyuri has been full of shit for a lot longer than you think. though i wouldn't call it widely liked, it is not a banned topic and anyone is free to post it. if nothing else, you always hide the thread!
you must be hungry. here, have some chocolate. :biggrin:
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>>163056
since when was it a crime to post your meal on here
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If you're truly thankful for a thanksgiving meal you should always eat the "leftovers" the next day, and the day after!

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My wife got dirty when we last made it out in the nature, what to do? I'm afraid that she's going to get sucked into the swamp. :cry: I just love her so much! :sad:
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SINK DAT HO!!1 :angry:
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every true figure enthusiast knows the best cleaning method is always a golden shower
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just cover her head to toe in mud and poast it! :biggrin:

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my pinkie and my ring finger, theyre always just barely touching each other and theyre too close. It stresses me and overstimulates me so much when theyre the only two fingers touching, are they closer together then my other fingers?? this is a problem for both of my two hands, to the point ive seriously considered cutting my finger off, is there any other solution? i was thinking of tapeing my two fingers together.
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>>163371
She had her bewbs removed because she didn't like the feeling of them touching each other
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If you cut your fingers off you'd feel phantom pain
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>>163384
i think the pain will be very real Σ(゚д゚|||)
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OP I came up with a remedy:
step 1: Remove your shoes if you're wearing any
step 2: Kick a doorframe as hard as you can
step 3: If done correctly, now you won't notice that your fingers are touching for a while! Repeat as often as desired.

Flash@Heyuri
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the best birthday!
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jesus fuck, he's good...
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👊👨👊
Sorry son you are fat enough already, looks like daddy is going to finish of this cake

Lounge@Heyuri
Has the world gone insane, or is it just what it feels like to get old?

Image boards, Reddit, and other mainstream social media have become full of puritanism to an extent that I find scary even. People are afraid of anime. WTF!
Or maybe it's just that the spaces I used to frequent have become overrun by normal people and the people that were there when it was niche have all moved elsewhere?

I went to Lemmy, but the first thread I stumbled into was all about taking extremely seriously some 4chan screencap because it was misogynistic and that meant the world was basically over.

When did people start taking things so seriously and where did I take a wrong turn?
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>>15233
Sims 4 is the best Sims game in most ways and the extreme level of faggotry in it is so ridiculous that people made a mod to remove all fags, nigs, obese women etc. from the game (rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=259296). Most western games have always had lots of ugly characters and retarded american politics shoved in them so I don't feel like it started in the 2010s. As for pricing I don't care if they make games cost $100 + $1.5k for all the DLC, the more expensive it is, the more money I save by pirating it all.
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>The change was obviosuly at least partially caused by the Gamergate
Gamergate was (in part) a reacton to a change, not the cause

It was a time when - for several years and in increasing quantities - games journalists, critics, judges, certain (mostly indie) outspoken game devs, etc. were adopting a more political/radfem stance that was heavily coloring their reviews, as well as acting inestuously (such as hiding the fact that certain "reviews" were paid promotions or they had conflicts of interests with the subject they were covering)

Meanwhile, the games industry (mainly publishers) were still taking review scores, metacritic scores, indie game competition results, etc. seriously, and were making content and business decisions based on these things

Gamergate was an attempt at saying to publishers and advertisers "these people don't represent those of us who actually buy and play games" - and in response, the journalist/critic/indie clique threw a shitfit and used every connection and dirty trick they had to make GG out as an evil misogynist hate group waging a war against female developers and critics. Unfortunately, they did a pretty good job of spreading that bullshit, and the rest is history
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Regarding the actual changes to games:

The state of gaming circa the mid-2010s (and subsequently today) was the culmination of many changes and pushes that occurred during the previous decade(s) - not anything in particular that happened in the mid-2010s

Firstly, there was the big push for "casual gaming" that started around the early-to-mid 2000s. The core idea was that a wider demographic = moar moneez, so make games that appeal to "non-gamers". This lead to "casual games" becoming a thing - which itself isn't a problem - but it led to supposedly "hardcore" games being made easier and easier until they were practically holding your hand down a series of linear, cutscene & scripted-event-laden corridors. Press X to read the next paragraph

This also led to browser "games" (e.g. Farmville) and the big mobile gaming push circa the late 2000s and early 2010s. Since "casuals" had no real standards or strong opinions, mobile developers and publishers were able to pull off and normalize some highly scummy practices without opposition - and eventually these practices found their way into "traditional" video games

The casual push was alongside a simultaneous push from developers to make more "cinematic experiences" and to become more like Hollywood - in many cases by simply hiring the same Hollywood writers, directors, and actors. The "maek gaem liek movie" idea has been around forever (Japanese devs were experimenting with it even in the 80s, not to mention the FMV fad of the 90s), but it really stepped up a gear with GTA - namely, Vice City and San Andreas featuring the likes of Ray Liotta, Gary Busey, Burt Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson, James Woods, Ice-T, and more

Next there was the push for paid DLC and "microtransactions", infamously spearheaded by the likes of Bethesda (Oblivion horse armor), but can be traced back to EA's even earlier treatment of The Sims series with its many "expansions". They were guilty of both putting things in them that clearly could/should have been in the base games, and also releasing packs containing nothing but minor fluff while still charging "expansion" prices

MMORPGs in the 2000s (particularly WoW) popularized the idea of games as a subscription service - though again, there were dabblings with this going back to the 90s. Eventually MMOs would start adopting the "Free to Play" model, where some amount of the base game is "free" but a lot of extras, nice-to-haves, and customization options have to be paid for individually (or would otherwise require so much grinding that it's not worth it)

A lot of the innovation and risk that used to be seen in gaming (among other forms of entertainment) died with the 2008 recession, though there was always a degree of "copy the popular money-making machine". Publishers began preferring to play it safe with sequels of established IPs - but even when they did decide to go with a new IP, it would be a carbon copy of something that was already out there

I could go on (rise of indie gaming via Flash and XBLA, digital stores, death of magazines, etc.) but I think I've painted enough of the picture. The rest of it will be available as paid DLC, so pre-order the Season Pass now
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>>15235
The thing about The Sims 4 is that the game is fun to play WITH, e.g. abusing the CAS to the extreme to make sim abominations, playing with mods that diametrically change the game, making pseudo movies starring your sims and uploading them to YT, etc. But The Sims 4 is NOT fun to play the "intended" way. Even with all the expansion packs, it's painfully boring and empty in comparison to the older titles. Also emotions, which EA made the main selling point in all the trailers and promotional materials, are a useless gimmick that gets annoying fast
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>>15237
I enjoyed. I feel like reading a book or something now :saitama:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Who is "Sam" and why does everybody want to see him?:unsure:
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Yeah who is Sam? they say if you see sam you get into a lot of trouble. Sounds like a creepy pasta to me. LOL
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Sam... I heard he is SERIOUS :tongue:
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>>163325
I know this guy is his son

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
what are some of the blindboxes or the most articulated toys...in blind box. i dont like how it does but it manage to get some nice selections, auldey,keepley,blokees in particular
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
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i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore
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:dance: just DANCE
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keep... it cool. :huh:
what's the name of this club? :unsure:
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i can't remember but it's alright a-alright

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which one of you gave drugs to azunyan? :angry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Would konata sell herself for 2 tabs of acid?
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Downers are gay. Why would I want to be all sleepy and tired? I like my guy on fast mode. If I wanted to be tired I would just do a bunch of burpees or mountain climbers in my room. The meth market is the cleanest its even been lately. Walter White is rolling in his grave.
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>>163352
is that so?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Nexuschan is a lightweight, user-friendly imageboard (or "chan") that provides a space for anonymous discussion on a variety of topics.

It functions as a decentralized platform where users can share images and engage in fast-paced, dynamic conversations across its different boards, which include:

/b/ (Random): For general subjects and random discussions.

/g/ (Technology): Focused on technology, hardware, software, and computing.

/a/ (Anime & Manga): The space for Japanese culture, anime, manga, and related media.

/th/ (Touhou Board): Dedicated to the Touhou Project series.

/fdt/ (Latam): An exclusive space for the Spanish-speaking Latin American community.

It is the ideal place to participate in "chan" culture in an environment aiming to be the "nexus" for various communities.

https://nexuschan.helioho.st
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RIP Nexuschan

2025/11/26 - 2025/11/26
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>>163299
naa is coming back right now
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advertising makes you lame. nobody likes doing it
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>>163301
someone has to spread the word.┐(゚~゚)┌
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Please add a NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS board.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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WTF it's already about to be december!?
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the months go by so fast now…

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have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic
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If you're so horny why do you have a job? Just get with a horny man who has money and you'll never need to work.
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>>810
there is such a thing as independence.
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>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it
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>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax. 😏
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nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Healthy guys have an average of four or more erections during sleep per night. 📖:nyaoo:
Frequent night-time erections shows high testosterone!
findings from my recent PENIS-research
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What evolutionary purpose does mid-sleep erections serve? :huh:
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>>805
good circulation to the PENIS means you can mate and have more babies
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>>805
it stops your PENIS from falling off :biggrin:
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I should find a healthy guy to put a hidden camera in his room and confirm this
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cirno is to young for that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry:
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>>3771
Gotta teach em young
🍺:waha:🍺 :dance:🍻:dance2:

Flash@Heyuri
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