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Off-Topic@Heyuri
In this thread, we only post when we're on the toilet.
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>I'm standing on toilet seat posting this
https://img.heyuri.net/l/koko.php?res=24639#p8_25001
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my chair is basically a toilet because it holds shit on it daily:cry:
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poop!
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>>187109
how do you expect me to drag my monitor and keybord all the way over to the shitter?
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Lounge@Heyuri
As you may already know, the jewish cocaine addict Sigmund Freud formed this theory that every man is sexually attracted to his mother on an unconscious level. I want to know how much of this actually holds true for regular men (something heyurizens are anything but, yet I figured street strangers wouldn't reply with honesty to my inquiry). Please be sincere.
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>every man is sexually attracted to his mother on an unconscious level. I want to know how much of this actually holds true
Tough trying to get someone to admit they like something subconsciously...
No, i have never felt that. I've also had dreams about incest as many other people and also felt disgusted.
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I'm attracted to moms, just not my mom :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i think you'd have to have a REALLY hot mom to bypass the natural incest protection mechanisms
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No, the thought has emerged in my head, but it always disgusted me and never gave me a b0ner. I think I have a fucked up form of OCD which makes me imagine a lot of crazy things though, like having sex with unattractive people, violence, torture, etc.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i struggle a lot with doing anything besides laying in my bed all day, but i really wanna watch more anime. i think i struggle the most with the transitions. i get jealous cause i see people playing games or watching anime all the time! and i wanna be like that too. any advice? (;´Д`)
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>>187434
sadness is a side effect of depression, but doesn't need to be present ( ´ω`)
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cheer up emo kid :cp:
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I am similar. I switch between bed and chair through my day. It may be useful to either watch anime or stay in bed/stare at the ceiling, that way you get bored of laying down quickly enough that you end up watching more anime b4 the day ends :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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cheer up emo kid :biggrin:
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>>187407
is your diet decent?

Flash@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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LEMME SHOW YOU MY CLAM! :blush:

3D Girls@Heyuri
rin takahashi
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
lol fat
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ph4t worlder (´¬`)
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>>187433
her fat ass still gets more sex than your sorry ass
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AI girl: "I'm AI-generated and fake, I have eight digits, but I still get a lot of sex unlike YOU. You can kill youreself :biggrin:".

Off-Topic@Heyuri
The disgusting Demo(n)crats really believe there's a thing called "gravity" that keeps the Australians from falling off :ph34r:
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The earth isn't flat, it's stupid. :biggrin:
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The earth is FAT
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Ph4t World

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
How do i make game on browser maybe with html, like, do anything on the entire catalogue of gameloft stuff, to some mmos, 3d, on browsers? where are all the ttuorials?
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What type of gaem do you want to create?
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>>187415
anything on gamelfot desu! generally its features, done with html idk! :D
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>>187416


Old gameloft games like your pic are made on Java (different to javascript), and built for J2ME platforms. It's an outdated technology, but if you want to develop for mobile using J2ME, here's a tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMI7B-K0x3g

You want to make WEB games though, which J2ME isn't built for. Can't use raw HTML since it's very limited, but there is a variety of other ways to do this. You can still make old j2me looking games using these newer methods.

If you dont want to bother with code try GDevelop:
https://gdevelop.io/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeD_2nTyHI < tutorial


If you don't mind learning to code, try Javascript + a framework of your choosing:
- Kaplay (Easy to learn, may be harder to make complex games, no 3d)
https://kaplayjs.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxX0CgMGs4&t=8824s < tutorial

- Phaser (Slightly harder to learn, but better known, and better with complex games, has 3d)
https://phaser.io/phaser4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qtg-9M3peI < tutorial


If you really want to be special, try learn Haxe + HaxeFlixel.
https://haxeflixel.com/
https://haxeflixel.com/documentation/tutorial/ < written tutorial


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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
People aren't sweating or barely sweating and the causes are the soaps,creams,rubs,swimming pools,hot tubs,etc,etc.The nerve and skin damage.Feeling hot,burning,throbbing,puffy,dizzy and sick.Itchy skin.The dry flaky skin.Rigid skin.Stuck with fingernail indentations.People aren't tanning.Monster scar faces.People are being balded by the shampoo,white hairs and grey hairs.The damage to our bodies is causing aging.People are dying and suicides.Blinding headaches,brain aneurysms and brain damage.People are being infected by the food and beverages and the poop and infection is stuck in the digestive tract and people smell snake venom.The beverages,injections,pills and foods are causing reproductive harm,impotence and sterility.Air bubbles in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people causing strokes and deaths.Dentists and surgeons are causing nerve damage,people are stuck with numb faces,chests and other body parts.The numbness bothers people as much as tooth pain.People are being euthanized at hospitals and hospices.Hospital devices radiation damage.Operating table and bed murders.Loud music in the cars backseat and ear drops are causing deafness.People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,blinded,damaged,aged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,gravity,working,stress,soaps,creams,rubs,people,viruses,bacteria,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and foods.Sniffing deaths.Pins,etc,etc in the food and beverages.
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ok grandma you're right please go back to bed :sweat2:
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i totally agree sis. sunscreen is bad too.
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if you look at jungle people who eat healthy, their skin is super nice.
if you look at impoverished slavic-adjacent types in the balkans, its the same thing, their skin is nice, they eat good food.
But they also cant afford make-up

I think make-up is a scam, you put it on, and it damages your skin, so you use more, which damages your skin more.
These people in foreign countries have great skin because they eat normal food and dont wear make up. (´・ω・` ) call me crazy but i think make up was a mistake and is harming us all.
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>>2279
yes, putting any type of chemical on your body is horrible for you. sadly, once something becomes normalized, people's common sense doesn't even question it...
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>>2280
ideally, you should avoid as many chemical products as possible in your daily life and be as natural as you can. there may not be a good alternative to makeup other than not using it (at least, not that i know of), but there are natural alternatives for everything else, and they're not only healthier but also more effective because they provide greater benefits without the harm from chemicals

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i want my money back this copper sucks :angry:
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Caveat emptor. :happy:
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NO REFUNDS
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Yo why does it kinda looks like tis lolΣ(゚д゚|||)
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>>187403
Don't eat it though, it has to be expired by now
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>>187400
Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

When I demanded of you that you return to me the silver which I paid for copper ingots of poor quality, you said to me once again as follows: "NO REFUNDS." You spoke thus and remained steadfast in your refusal, though it is you who delivered to me copper unworthy of the price which I had given.

On account of that matter I went forth into the public square to make known my grievance before those who were gathered there, thinking that they would hear my complaint and judge between us. Yet none who were present gave heed to my words, but each turned instead to idle discourse, so that my heart was filled with dismay. From the whispers which reached my ears I perceived that they occupied themselves with talk of VAGINAl intercourse between two women and with lust for some murderous Slav, and not one among them considered the injustice which had been done to me.

Moreover, while I bore these indignities, there came before me a glutton who said of my tablets: "These are apple pies; let me consume them." I was obliged to wrest them from him lest the record of your misconduct be devoured before it could be laid before those who judge. Is there any merchant who has ever driven his customer to such extremities?

What do you take me for, that because of your refusal I should be compelled to endure such company merely to recover that which is mine? Is there any part of your hollow body in which sympathy yet remains, or have you cast it all away together with honesty?

Take cognizance that tomorrow I shall send my messenger to the administrator of that forum, and he shall declare before him the contempt with which you have treated me. It is now for you to hope that he does not judge your conduct worthy of expulsion from those grounds, for if such a judgment is rendered, you shall have brought it upon yourself.

Flash@Heyuri
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hehe funny( ´ω`)

Flash@Heyuri
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I'm reading through NGNL's first novel now. The ecchi being limited with text is a bit meh, but a good part of first chapter was about Sora fondling Steph's chest while Shiro-chan is filming him for later fap material, and Steph getting her pantsu wet from it... It really is a step up from anime version :nosebleed:
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amazzzzzing art! I owned teh first volume of teh manga and u also get some lolicious panchira! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>Sora fondling Steph's chest while Shiro-chan is filming him for later fap material,
:nosebleed:
teh stronger your mind, teh stronger nosebleed!! :x3:
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After a small break I finished vol1 and it was great!

>>6680
I think that was filmed by Shiro so Sora could fap to it, but she later decided it shows too much and ended up not showing to Sora. She becomes a little jealous sometimes but nonetheless helps collecting material so Sora can fap :nyaoo-closedeyes:
It's also revealed that in the old world, Sora used to fap during times where he thought Shiro was asleep, but the sound of him fapping would wake Shiro up but she would keep fake asleep. He was upset that he wouldn't get to marry due to this, but Shiro consoles saying that she would take him :blush:

Well, onwards to vol2! :x3:
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>>6748
It's so cute when your loli friend is so understanding :blush:
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>>6668
wow... i think im convinced to read the novel now.
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>>6812

wow..! it really is as great as they say...:nyaoo:

Lounge@Heyuri
Or do I just need to use the internet less? I feel like there's way too many people who know about chris-chan these days...
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>>4466
no such thing in the lounge
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yes, call me gay, i didnt tell them to do any of this, but my friends (i know half of them through church of highschool btw, they're not even online friends) keep trace soyjaks of me in pictures where i make weird faces, and keep printing them out, and half the time its someone who you'd think never be into that kind of humor
its pretty bad, but i love them too much to get mad or hate it
most of them still find me to be the weird one, so maybe not much has really changed over the years.
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keep tracing*
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reember when he stalked dat chick megan Schroeder or watevas? :astonish:
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It's a weird world.

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