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just the right amount of retarded
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Rember to turn off ur internets for teh climate or something !
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but wifi does grow on trees... don't they know that? :unsure:
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imagine all the climates that were killed to print and backlight those ads
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all the arguments against the climate crisis that say that we should all stop taking long ass showers and fucking using less fucking wifi and fucking not doing fucking anything is just excuses to make us feel responsible for the climate crisis instead of our current socioeconomic system
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>WiFi doesnt grow on trees
duh its made from electricity or something:glare1:
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wifi grows on my PENIS, it's a cellular anntenae

Lounge@Heyuri
HELLO HEYURI,

I am currently in the last days of my last year in high school (I am 18 y/o) and I am requesting some words of advice regarding my future employment. I know there is already a similar thread about the same subject on this board, but I do not know where else I can get any meaningful advice about my specific situation ┐(゚~゚)┌. While in high school I realized that I am a very solitary person (misanthrope perhaps?) and I hate being surrounded by other people most of the time. I get nothing but trouble from most people anyway and I discovered that I enjoy spending the majority of my time in front of a computer or doing other solitary activities.

Now, I suppose that imageboards (such as this one) are inhabited mostly by other like-minded solitary people that do not get any fulfillment from doing social activities either, so I request your advice! Perhaps an older heyurizen, with more experience in life or in the workforce, knows a niche solitary occupation that requires minimal human interaction (if so, what are the required skills and how do I obtain them?), such as online jobs or freelance photography (or something else). Or maybe you might know some way to generate passive income, which is fine by me as well, considering that I live in a developing country where the minimum wage is less than $500.

I am starting to get anxious about my future, since I do not have any sort of concrete plan drawn out. People around me are saying that their high school years were the best years of their lives, which is scary considering that I never really enjoyed school. Hopefully an older anon has life figured out and can lend me some piece of advice, since I don't know what to do after high school is over and I am not skilled enough to earn a living in any domain of work (my qualifications are making lame posts on obscure forums and occasionally masturbating multiple times per day (;´Д`)).

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!
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>in sweden, even working as a burger flipper 40h a week guarantees you can live alone, make rent, and enjoy good food and quality of life. That is nkt the case elsewhere.
Nonsense!
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McDonalds is about 21 000kr/month, about 2200 usd. Rent~ 600-800. Food, 400-600? Interet, phone etc. 200~. Still have some left, but this depends on where you live.
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>>14810
should I move to sweden?
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You are not welcome. :saitama:
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Yep, I'm moving.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
why is she wearing boxers underneath the skirt
her hussy needs better ventilation :angry:
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I know right :angry::angry::angry:
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>>153334
let's rip it off
females don't need clothes anyway ❌❌❌

2D Cute@Heyuri
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there isnt a lot of myuri yet but i am excited for S2.
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I played this :3
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How was it?
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It's more of a 360 movie experience than a game, but I always luved Holo a lot. So seeing both Holo ad Myuri was super fun cute~. I played teh first game by same studio, and that was a little bit more "gameplay" as I could headpat holo etc.

Teh best part of it was seeing Myuri being introduced for teh first time besides teh books. She's a lot like holo but more playful. From what I can remember as this was a few years ago.

I recommend it alot if you like Spice and wolf. :biggrin:

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in a world where otakus are looked down upon, have you ever been with a female one?
someone that adores moe, lolis and japan?
i want to hear the experiences of heyurizens that have experienced such a thing
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i met one in a game and befriended her on discord but she turned out to be crazy, all i did was type "..." under an edgy joke she made and she kept pestering me asking me what i meant by that, i just blocked her in the end
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>>153311
>on discord
>she turned out to be crazy
whaaaaat :rolleyes:
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>>153314
i wasn't born intelligent ok? :purin:
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>>153311
you're retarded honestly, i would just explain what i meant if i was you
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>>153331
i did, she didnt believe me

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Sign here if you want hokke
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:hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke:
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:hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke:
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:hokke:🔫
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>>69171
Thank you, kaguya 💗:hokke:
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:hokke::hokke::foruda::hokke:

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but if I start stealing, what should I use my money for?
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>>2999
more stealing equipment!
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>>2998
Wouldn't that mean you have to wait for things to not be on sale so you can maximize your savings?

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Can we learn what emote is the most popular?
I am more interested with least popular emotes :nyaoo:

Like checking the database how many hits there are with each emote code by board and or time frame like yearly usage of each?

I suspect it to either be the mask emote or glare2 emote, hokke is new but I bet she was used more than glare2!

It would be a fun graph to compare their numbers!
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I remembrar this thread! >>63329
It's probably just biggrin, it's in 2577 posts in total :nyaoo-closedeyes:
I liek to use nyaoo-closedeyes above, but it's in 861 posts
:dark: is in 730 posts
:smile: in 354
:mona2: in 261
:angry: in 871
is there a command to automate? :sweat2:
oh, sweat2 is in 836 posts
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:x3:
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what the fuck... i had a dream about this question, then i woke up and someone already asked....

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Tsukasa enters the ring!
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VERSUS DEER-SAN!
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Ended as expected :xp:
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mi casa tsukasa

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:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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What a lazy asshole. :angry:
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He's just like me, only I don't have anyone to clean my enclosure so I just roll around in filth.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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hav Kaya through DSi camera :nyaoo::nyaoo::nyaoo:
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what does that mean? :astonish:
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omg kaya:love::love::love:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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I just learned guys have balls outside of their body to keep sperms cool otherwise the sperms die or become retarded or somethin'.

imagine having an organ that you need kept in a sack outside of your body that needs to be kept cool like a computer processor.

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>>319
u might be onto something, there are a lot of 'tarded people in hot parts of the world... :sweat: and everyone is getting more tarded as global warming happens
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>>319
seems it's true!
Semen analysis in winter had a higher volume than those in spring (p-value=0.010; I2=4.63%). Winter had better semen quality than summer in terms of concentration (p-value=0.014; I2=0%) and total sperm count (p-value=0.044; I2=47.80%). Semen quality was also better in winter than in fall, in terms of volume (p-value=0.001; I2=0%), concentration (p-value=0.016; I2=23.68%), and total sperm count (p-value=0.022; I2=13.95%).
https://academic.oup.com/jsm/article/21/Supplement_1/qdae001.286/7600858
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if they're outside to keep cool then why are they furry?
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i assume you wouldnt want balls to freeze off, so they have to have some hairs
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>>320
sperms that are affected by heat or exernal stuff dont ever get to reach the egg afaik so its not that big of an issue in that, more about how many sperms are alive and running yk? also balls harden and get tight when its cold and let the skin expand and "hang" when its hot, just like horses !!!!

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mmmmgpppphfff mmmmfhhhh hey guys look ay this grilled cheese i made mmmffff its soooogood
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You better share with the whole class. 😉
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ZOMG DELICIOUS

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Who is "Anonymous" and why does it seem like he's the only guy posting on this website? Sometimes he even replies to himself, or to the same post several times.

Thanks
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He is a ferocious identity that plagues this site. Dude with the most known alternative personalities. Every single anonymous site is created by one of those alternate personalities as a container for another. It's why all of them are so slow, just one dude's behind it all!

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Once in ancient times a long bearded, white-hairded sage covered in wrinkles descended from his pure home country of Moon to the Earth. The sage disguised himself as a hungry beggar and began asking earthlings for food to test purity of their hearts.

Firstly the disguised sage turned to a monkey and asked it to be spared from starvation and death, to be fed food per custom. Monkey swiftly climbed tree and gathered fruit for him and presented them before him. He accepted and ate.

Secondly the disguised sage turned to a fox, the fox brought him a freshly catched fish from a stream. He accepted and ate.

Thirdly the disguised sage turned to a rabbit, the rabbit only could bring him grass for his meal, the rabbit laid the grass at his feet uncertain.

Rabbit ashamed of itself; looking at the useless grass thought deeply and decided... He got the beggar to build a bonfire promising to prepare food for him. Once flames were tall - the rabbit proclaimed "Men don't eat grass. Men eat meat". The rabbit let go of the grass from its mouth, and threw itself into the flames.

Beggar pulled the rabbit from fire. For its pure action of selflessness the beggar revealed his true nature as an immortal; a sage. He took the rabbit by its ears and rapidly dashed with him back to the realm of Moon where land is pure to match the virtuous rabbit.

The rabbit lives on, on the surface of the Moon, centuries and millennias later. Processing mochi full of medicine, of lunar herbs of immortality.

I like this story a lot.
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thats a good story, now im ready for bed. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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moral of teh sotry: if a beggar annoys you, kill yourself ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Fourthly the disguised sage turned to a human, the human said "fuck off, bum!!! :angry:"

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why do normalfags care so much about this case? Nothing's going to happen.
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>>153239
>"Normalfags"? I think you mean "normies"?
how the fuck did you get here, normalfag?
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>>153263
can you describe willem dafoes PENIS more?
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Was it epstein's PENIS that's allegedly shaped like an egg or weinstein's? More importantly, have any photos of epstein's PENIS been revealed yet? Has epstein's PENIS been cryogenically preserved as evidence or has it been allowed to rot to destroy the evidence?
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>Has epstein's PENIS been cryogenically preserved as evidence or has it been allowed to rot to destroy the evidence?
yummy rotten egg. they destroyed the evidence via consumption (・∀・)
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