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Kill/Kiss/Raep/Fuck/Marry?
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>Kill
Myself, so that I don't have to Kiss/Raep/Fuck or Marry any of them.
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kill/kiss/fuck/rape/marry

Explanation: 1 is weird looking. 2 has nice lips I wanna kiss. 3 is ugly but I already killed and 4 looks fun to, ehm, do that to. marry 5 because I want her to sit on my face everyday and be a bossy wife
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All of them r ugly lel
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Waste of time for us to decide, since the women will fuck eachother! (Eventually)
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Wuts the difference between fuck and raep? biggrin

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I envy lezbos closed-eyes

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there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania
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thre is literally nothing interesting in your head
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>there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania

Except for you. 💘
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>>144195
If I told you I would have to kill you ph34r
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>>144195
selling slaves ( ´ω`)

it's pretty much the last place where it's practiced out in the open ┐(゚~゚)┌
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ur tellin me this isn't interesting?

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New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!
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...is that a paramotor trike? are those supposed to be bombs on the sides?
god, imagine getting bombed by some moron whose max airspeed is 45mph lmao
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yes and yes
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Is this the african space agency?

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would you relive your life knowing what you know today?
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I'd make different choices about pretty much everything. I'd molest all the lolis while I'm young enough to get away with it. As soon as I can talk I'd start persistently nagging my parents to buy stocks in companies like Amazon and Apple. I'd save up thousands (or millions if the stocks pay off fast enough) and buy all the bitcoins as soon as they're available.
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>>144315
I was just thinking about how many opportunities I missed out on due to being a moron when I was younger, before seeing this thread.
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my two regrets are going to college and having exactly 0BTC despite knowing about it from the start
going back in time would let me fix both problems
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i'd probably look like satan spawn or the messiah talking in perfect english right after birth, skip most grades and graduate highschool extremely early, and i'd become a multimillionare off bitcoin
not to mention the lolis i could pull

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hawt yuri iyahooiyahooiyahoo

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What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?
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teh moon
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Japan, obviously dance
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None, I liek my room nyaoo-closedeyes
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theres no place i rather be than here with you only on heyuri.net! biggrin

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Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny
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Does full metal alchemist count?
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I started checking out the Daily Show when Jon Stewart came back. I still find him funny but it's not as good as it used to be. The rest of the hosts are awful though and I can't watch them. I also used to watch The Colbert Report. God, I can't believe I actually miss George W. being president...
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Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?
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depends on the occassion i think
ask gpt-san, he is much more efficient than me right now nyaoo
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being open to loving yuor bros is following the path of christ.
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something about butt secks ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Say what happens if you don't love one another
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First sit alone in a calm environment with your Bible, pray something akin to this: "Father in heaven, though I am a sinner unworthy to know your mysteries, I ask that you please guide my reading of your word. May the Holy Spirit rest upon me, and may my holy guardian angel keep watch and guard me against the guile of the devil. I pray that you endow me with wisdom that I might glorify your name. I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Then, search for parallel verses and read them carefully. There are several in 1 John and 1 Corinthians 13 that come to mind, but don't neglect to check the gospels and the other letters. Try to avoid "figuring" the verses out, at least at first, and do not ask ChatGPT or Google. Read them several times and meditate on them, letting the mind of Christ guide you first before you try to discern anything. It is not by our own exertion that we can understand the scriptures, but only through the guidance of the Spirit. And indeed, if your congregation is impressed by what you had to say, and if they praise you call you wise, humble yourself and give all credit to the Lord.

>For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0

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loli luv 2 kill!
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LOLI HAET SANTA
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loli haet pizza luvers
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i'd like to see this loli without the dead guy

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2D Ero@Heyuri
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What are some of the hawtest comments you find? RP or simple commentary on the pic, or whatever. Making this thread with boorus in mind, though excerpts from other sites are most welcome. Found this in the comments section of a page with attached pic:

Judging by their reaction, I can only imagine how pungent the ripe fumes flowing out of her gaped fartpipe must be


nosebleed

Lounge@Heyuri
I've been feeling pretty impotent lately, like I have no free will, like it doesn't matter how much I struggle, I am powerless to change anything. I went to sleep and dreamed I was Lucifer, who came to earth to wreak havoc. I was invincible, I didn't feel pain, I could fly and spit fire. I went to a resort (I always dream I'm on some kind of resort, what does Freud has to say about this?) where a couple of girls and their mother were swimming in a shallow pool, the ones made for children. I grabbed one of the girls, pushed her against the ground, restrained both her arms and raped her, right in front of her mother. In the lobby of the resort hotel there was a marble statue of Jesus, which I smashed into pieces. After that I flew to the bar, drank a beer, then set the whole place on fire.
I woke up, decided it was too early for me to go about my day on a saturday morning and went back to sleep. Then I dreamed I was a child again. I was in the beach, the waves were beating hard against my body. There was a big fair nearby. I was staying with a female childhood friend I never had. She had
various sisters, brothers, cousins and we all played together on the beach and on the seaside fair.
We were collecting scorpions on the beach. The scorpions could camouflage themselves as mushrooms and they were flying through the air like dandelions. We caught them in glass jars.
After spending the whole day on the beach, we went home and bathed together. We were relaxing drinking tea when her cousins showed up, and they were pissed. We had a fight, but even this was fun. Just the kind of childhood drama that doesn't mean anything, but makes you feel like a character in a soap opera.
I am 19 years old, I grew up in the social media society, I never had a proper childhood.
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Doing open monitoring meditation helps with dream recall, as well as keeping a dream diary.
Here are simple instructions for open monitoring meditation:
FIST! - while keeping an open, curious and accepting state of mind, avoid engaging with any stimuli (whether mental or sensory) and disenage if engaging happens
SECOND! - keep mentally monitoring for more external or internal stimuli throughout the practice
THIRD! -as such, you train your mind to stay in the present, letting sensory perception and mental events come and go, and see them as the ephemereal things they are

Now to make sure the post is on topic, here's a dream I had recently. It's short though.

I saw the Azumanga Dayoh girls while a happy yet somewhat melancholic song played. They were happy and hopping on a little boat, and the sea was calm. I was watching from some place and started to cry and shriek uncontrollably out of pure nostalgia and desire to be young and back to school again, and this time spend more time having fun with my friends. It was a bitter envy and a yearning. I woke up breathing heavy, hoping to be crying and for someone to hear it and ask me why I was crying so that I could say all I wrote here. I guess these feelings are in my heart and with you guys now.
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>and started to cry and shriek uncontrollably out of pure nostalgia and desire to be young and back to school again
Did the teachers at your school let kids have sex during class or something? Almost every teacher at the american public school I went to was a cruel old fat bitch and all the other kids were into sports and other dumb normalfag shit and they treated me like garbage for being a fat weird nerd so I never had any friends. School was hell, I dropped out of middle school and I'd rather die than ever go back to a place like that.

As for dreams, I often dream that I'm in WoW or other video game worlds. Usually very different from the actual games in many ways, as if I'm playing non-existent full conversion mods/romhacks of those games.
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thank you anon!
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I'm not an american, but I do feel you. My parents were to me what school was to you. My classmates and teachers were nice and treated me well, and then when I came home my family bullied me and sometimes did things to me that I dont wanna say and that I haven't told anyone in my life and that I'll likely die with.
At the time I sometimes wished I could just stay at school forever and never have to go home. I had fantasies in which some apocalyptic event happened and me and other kids started to live in school and I never had to see my family again ever. Different people have different lives.
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Me and Alexander Volkanovski are walking together in the australian outback. He looks sad, and sometimes we look at each other without saying anything. I tell him something about communication sometimes being more real when there’s no language.
We find a group of African merchants and I buy weed and two potatoes.

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i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]
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10000000000000x poly version
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onehole not included.
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>>144313
Not that bad, there's still two left waha
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those are premium subscriptions locked by a monthly paywall. sweat3

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So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?
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Nintendo has finally caught on to what the fans REALLY want iyahoo
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I love the mainline Nintendo games, but they aren't such a necessity to the point where i can't wait for an emulator to be made... and i'm not retarded enough to waste that much fucking money on Nintendo ┐(゚~゚)┌

+ emulators end up having lots of big advantages over teh original console, not only in power but for example, i played Super Mario Bros Wonder and TOTK like a whole week b4 release ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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nope
shit, I barely emulate the switch 1, only bothered for Pokemon
I just don't care about first party Nintendo

everything else I'd play is on PC, and I don't have a major need for a portable system
I won't pretend I haven't been tempted to get a steam deck, but it'd basically fill the role of "very cheap gaming laptop" to use when with IRL friends rather than an actual handheld lol
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What switch 2 game is that? Looks really hawt.. love
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i'll buy a switch 2 when there are games i actually want to play on it like splatoon 4 but i won't pay $450 for one

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Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius
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ALL versions of windows are SHIT!!! angry angry
Linux is also SHIT!!! angry angry angry
You thought Mac must then be the good one but it's also SHIT!!! angry
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>>143950
True, that's why I'm browsing heyuri from MSDOS. I just have to infer what the images posted are based on context.
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>>143950
I RUN SHIT OS ON MY SHITTOP!!! angry
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>>144283
I RUN MY SHITWARE ON MY SHITOS ON MY SHITTOP angry
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>>144289
I fucking run win 10 on my pc angryangry

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desktop rating thread
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I think it was fluxbox
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Gentoo with icewm. Desktop icons are provided by spacefm. It's nothing particularly special.
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>>143615
awesome . not sure how you got it to look so crispy but ... awesome .
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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astonish
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These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure
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Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...
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I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo. nyaoo-closedeyes
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yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?
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>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

sex with children is ILLEGAL!!! 😡💢
YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1! 👮
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I'm like a mix between all of these

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WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2
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>>144080
We only server feetburgers here angry
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Welcome to Foot Burger, home of the foot burger! Can I take your order?
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>>144076
Does it happened by accident? Or... nyaoo2
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or... raep? astonish
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>>144085
Did you run over after she was done to sniff and lick up the piss? kuma6

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(`・ω・´)
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\(`・ω・´)/ --!!
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かわいいもの
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\(`●・ω・●´❀)/ --!!
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heil mirin
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/(`・ω・´)7 --sieg heil`!!

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