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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Summer is almost over...

Best Loli swim-wares? What do you think is best?
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Anna chan is cute ever
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Which expressions do you like?
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Miu
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micro bikini?
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>>25960
gold microbikini !!! ( #´Д`# )

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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why youre lolicon heyurixens? :smile:
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because lolis are really sexy. (´・ω・` )
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teh mankos and innocence are eroi
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Because I guess I want weaks and controllable peoples :sweat2:
And who dont want fresh, tight pussy? :wink:
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When I was 11, I saw loli on Telegram. And I don't know but I'm still lolicon.
And, fuck... They are really innocent...
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>>25964
im constantly amazed and also disgusted by this new generation of lolicons...(゚ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
122111
How many of you guys are studying Japanese? I got fired two months ago and I'm finally at the stage of my neet journey where I want to use my life savings to go to japan and potentially live as a hobo
kana took me a few days. Then I studied kanji radicals until I realized they were useless, so now i'm just trying to master the pillars of each stage of jp
right now i'm learning all the n5 nouns, and these are the ones i didnt already know from anime
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i didn't learn much japanese maiself but i ended up havimg a (very short) conversatiom wit mai uncles jap wife jsut from small little bits of japanese i picked up from heyuri/animu :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i never study but i watched enought anime to be able to understand a lot of everyday japanese words and terms. Can i speak - not a bit.
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i started studying japanese 3 months ago. im trying to watch easy SoL anime in japanese now but i encounter ~100 new words per episode :cry:
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>>193203
BOKU sugoi loli manko chinpo etto heyuri desu
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is verb conjugation something you learn naturally because learning it without knowing any words is a bitch :ph34r:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I swear by God and by the virgin mary that this is true, it just happened:

I've been waiting for the perfect time to act this out. Me and my sister have been sent to live with our grandparents for a period of time, and thankfully they are both senile so we've just been doing whatever we want. I'm over 18 (so i can post here stfu) but I still dont have a car or anything so I am stuck in this house with them.

I've spent most of my time on my laptop or phone, but my little sister is only just entering her teen years and is a very outdoorsy person, so she's been running around and tiring herself out in the wilderness near my granddparents home. I haven't ever slept in the same room as her, and now I can see she's a very heavy sleeper, especially when she's worn out.

I tested the waters the other day by poking her, saying her name, and shaking her arm a little bit. Nothing. fast asleep. So I tried licking my fingers and placing them on her chest to see if she'd wake up because of the cold wetness. No.

So I got the bravery to do what I've wanted to do for a long time: I kissed her. I quickly slinked back to my bed to see if she'd wake up... but she didn't. So I got my PENIS out and touched the head to her lips... that alone was enough to make me want to cum, so I masturbated while kissing her every few moments. It was the best fap of my entire life.

Now I'm back in bed writing this. It's almost 1am here. She's still fast asleep. My sister kissed the head of my PENIS and she doesn't even know it. I feel euphoric :love:
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>>193110
thanks
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Oh, fuck. That is all my dreams...

OP make me jealous :angry:
Please pray for me :emo:
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every men need a litle sister. I remember masturbating my little cousin, too. It was magical she was rude at first, but I managed to get her off a little. Now, as far as I know, she's a slut just like her mother she's turning into the typical foid.
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needs picz or OP is liar (´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Lolicon, Easy.
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Both :hokke:
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I hate men.
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>>193214
dyke kun do u sex0rz the feminized men after? this is important.
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>>193214
if you want men to be erased you can easily start by erasing yourself from the world first
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
What kinds of internet videos do you usually watch? I like watching "Northernlion" and "The Librarian" on youtube.
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i don't watch any gheytuber
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/f/ is all I need :cool:
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NOTHING piques my interest anymore because the reccomendations are usually garbage. :yawn:
These days I just lurk people's profiles on the comment section of the videos I've liked, to see if they were to have a "favorites" playlist.
By the way, FUCK youtube for hiding people's saved playlist and subscribed channels. Used to be able to find so many good stuff until they disabled that for no fucking reason. :angry:
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nico nico douga :dance:
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wojfer87 on youtube

Off-Topic@Heyuri
last weekend was wild
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lol what a bunch of fags. :biggrin:

3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Every restaurant should look like this.
Fuck food service employees i want them to be sexual slaves
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Who is this? If you know please tell me.
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tits out but mouth censored?
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>>1754
because were in /s/ :dance2:
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Mommy... Please feed me, please cuddle... I love you... I just want to sleep on your chest...

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Lolis doing ADULT things? Oh no~!
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>>25934
sshhh shut up your mouth and just fun with them :dance2::dance2:
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Powder plus rori? HECK YEAH :iyahoo:

Konata made my mouth water :drool:
She's, she's... I don't know I can't find teh words...

Flash@Heyuri
:nigra::nigra::nigra:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Make yeah! a different colour so it sticks out moar
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>>70723
coward!!
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huh, where is the yeah? I cant see it. OPS RIGHT MAKE IT A DIFFERENT COLOUR
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>>70722
ask llm to write js userscript for that
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>>70727
there is no yeah on /q/
this is strictly because people rightfully complaining about pedophiles on heyuri would get overwhelming amount of yeahs and it would effectively crash the servers
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281561
DIY dump ass

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ITT vids that make you squee
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adorable

Off-Topic@Heyuri
In my mid teens, I averaged about 55-56kg. Somehow, I never ended up going beyond that despite being alot older now. I reached my maximum height at about 16, and my average weight was like 56, but since I started keeping track a few months ago it ranged from 54 to 57kg. I've been doing some really grueling deskwork recently, sometimes 13-14 hours a day, and so I barely have time to eat. I've just been scarfing down a few boiled eggs in the evening for "dinner". Anyway, I reached a new all time low weight of 53.4kg last night - at a height of 183cm. As a grown man. That was after a shower too, so I was a little waterlogged. It's possibly lower.

That's a 15.8 BMI. People on reddit say that its a medical emergency, that I'd be too weak to walk, lol. I've had a sub18 BMI my entire life and usually been between 16.5-17.5. Other than being overworked, I feel fine, and I've always had above average energy levels for my age.

tl;dr I'm extremely thin. For the united statesians: I'm just under 6 feet and weigh 118 pounds, but I feel fine.
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>>193153
why are you posting fat women while talking about being skinny
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>>193153
if you ever get the time to do it try gaining a bit of weight by working out, just to have more muscle to hold your body better as you grow older
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>>193153
10/10 twink material
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>>193174
teh size difference is HAWT :drool:
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You need to pump that BMI up to 30+ or you'll frickin' die!!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who is your favorite heyuri cosplay girl? For me it's meido
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>>193193
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I havent lurked long enough to answer that :emo:
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chen~!
but she is no longer around, so...
kit~!
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>>193197
who is kit?
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>>193206
A chan user? And may be Heyuri user?
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>>193208
i dont use any other forums :x3:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
love saya ヽ(´∇`)ノ❤
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>>193122
ahem futas are basically girls with dicks, meaning they are the combination of the best of both worlds
if you dont like futanari cum then you're gay
(゚ー゚)
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>>193126
URE ONE TO TALK! NO yu're gae for liking cum ヽ(`Д´)ノ creatures like this >>>/h/3831 >>>/l/25897 ARE QTr when they're incapable of inseminating anyone. "stealth" dry orgasm requires you to pay more attention to ur partner! that's so romantic!
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>>193129
i think both are good, also i cant be gay if i like futas because futas are girls (゚ー゚)
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rape saya Σ(゚д゚|||)
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>>193201
MODS, CASTRATE THAT ANON!!!!!!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I saw a screenshot of this video game, and I wanted to find out what it is. I was going to post it here, because I figured someone here would know, but I accidentally deleted the pic. :cry:

It looked like an MS-DOS era (or maybe PC-88 or PC-98) RPG game. Perhaps it was an indie game, but if so, it emulated the retro style extremely well. The image showed a character sheet with the usual stats, but the character was a loli. The anime artstyle was very much 80's or early 90's. One distinctive feature was that it said "normal diet" to the right of the character. Everything was written in English.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? :unsure: I offer this gift of baby she-goat to anyone who can tell me what gaem this is.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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>>193187
unless of course, it happened to be an english fan translation ┐(゚~゚)┌
i don't believe i ever saw the words "normal diet" ever appear on the screen, but would you have happened to have been present for a giko stream where a user played a PC-98 RPG? does this screenshot look familiar to you?
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Anon, try to draw the layout from memory. That might help
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Sounds like Princess Maker to me :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>193190
Only a tiny handful of PC98 games got fan translations. It should be pretty easy to find if it was one.
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>>193196
It might have been the unreleased MS-DOS version, that one was in english, but never officially released.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
LESBIANZ \(^o^)/

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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it's like kissing
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...but better!
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>>2066

you ARE a freak for being a heterosexual..! :angry:
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>>2276
no u
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How many girlz on this board are actually bi or lesbian?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:xd:
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Is this sum kinda automatic translation tool or what? :unsure:
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>>193186
yep:nyaoo: lunatranslator cus im too much of a fat nigra 2 learn jaPENIS

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Bring back ads like this .. :cry:
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Moar liek Cock Xploder amirite

Your fortune: Good luck


2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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u can always use AI to upscale it.
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>>9349
found a 1600x1200 version
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>>9350
no avoid AI Fags
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>>9351
Thanks!

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