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tanks kick ass
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
This show is bloody amazing. I am legitimately curious as to whether the screw jokes are as eroi in Japanese as they end up being in English.

It is ostensibly a kodomo toy show anime, but it is aggressively off the wall and occasionally a bit deliberately lewd. (^Д^)
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>>1229
teh screw groper xd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Ahem, It is with full honours that I would like to introduce Heyuri High School. A new school that I have decided to open up, Of Course a School needs Students and Teacher's, We'll begin with the teachers, Please give us a gif to show me why you believe you are fit for this role.
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>>111506
No. You will be the class pet.
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>>111508
>No. You will be the class pet.
i hoep we can play all kinds of games with the class pet drool
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>>111506
Who's that character? Reverse search turns up nothing
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Sailor UrANUS
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>>111537
So wait, I thought she has green eyes, and now there's two fanarts where she has blue eyes? glare Or did it change at some point? I know Samus used to have blue eyes, but nowadays they're blueish-green on official art...

It's anti-aryan propaganda!!! Changing eye color, and sometimes even hair color of our beloved arishe frauen!!! angry

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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WATER FIGHT-O~~ biggrin
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>>111517
don't eat any meat or junk food or stuff like asparagus or coffee for 24 hours prior and stay hydrated and it'll smell and taste fine
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>>111519
teh piss potion! biggrin
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Teh piss potion - a legendary potion that's source to be unknown. Upon use; there is 50% chance you you get power of a loli KAMI. As said source to be from a cute loli kami... However, if bad luck - you will die.
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Refill it at the nearest bonfire!
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>>111527
LOL, epic loot!!! xd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i will start riding teh train again if it means i get to see pantsu ( ´ω`)
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>>111523
>I only seen panchira in real life a very few times... less that 10!
on teh bright side that's probably moar than i've seen! biggrin
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It's a magical experience - a reason to live! A deep profound meaning is to be found in seeing teh glory of teh white flash. A feeling moar than teh great punch in teh pants. And no, it's not teh warmt of teh ketchup running down your nosexd

well, observe and you will be blessed!
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i have seen a few of really young girls xd
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The other day I was going to university by train and there was a girl there wearing sandals and I couldn't stop staring at her feet.
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Posting from the train I ride every day, I've nevar seen a panchira IRL cry
I did have chances to have skin contact with young girls when it's crowded though biggrin

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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now this, is my collectionz of girls. they are in mint condition ( ´ω`)
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the collector strikes again!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Sagiri Thread.
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2D Cute@Heyuri
komugi IS teh cutest girl ever! nyaoo-closedeyes
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Prediction: She walks in, flops on the bed, and falls asleep.
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>>1224
>Prediction: She walks in, flops on the bed, and falls asleep.
answer: WRONG

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Hunt down saddam, kill terrorists, destroy WMADS and take revenge for septemper 11th in this cool PS2 exclusive FPS!
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>PS2 exclusive FPS!
ZOMG WHERE TO BUY!? drool

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What do you think she's dreaming about?glare
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>>111487
a hot nakadashi mask
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>>111487
Taking a huge shit and piss in the most beautiful solid gold toilet. However, when she wakes up she will quickly find that it didn't go in a toilet at all.
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>>111502
Who actually dreams about using the toilet?
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>>111507
>Who actually dreams about using the toilet?
if you need to take a shit in the real world it sometimes carries over into the dream world glare
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>>111509
Are you saying you don't crap before you sleep?

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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literature board? (╯˘ -˘ )╯
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preferably a text board
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There's a couple of literature threads every month and they tend get forgotten without reaching 10 posts.
Also, it would dilute the appeal of /b/ even further and keep decentralizing the board culture. Not totally pertaining to the thread, but i would be happy with just /b/, /q/, /o/, StrangeWorld and lounge since they all fulfilled clearly distinct functions unsure
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While I agree a literature board would be unnecessary, I'm against "board culture". It's "heyuri culture"!
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>>67149
I like the current spread of boards for the most part. A set of general discussion boards, a set of art/ero dump boards.
/a/ might be a tad redundant but eh, it's fine. Anime is important here, and that should never be forgotten~! 😄

I don't feel like more are needed at this immediate time, and probably wouldn't be needed for a while. Maybe if /b/ was faster, you'd want to move traffic elsewhere across the site to keep things at a comfortable pace, but it isn't that fast.

>>67150
yeah

I used to be pro-board culture as someone from 4chan but if I'm honest, it's more a reaction to parts of that site being absurdly hypershit and wanting the boards that weren't to insulate themselves from bullshit that started up from elsewhere.

Heyuri outright does not have that problem, and ideally wouldn't ever have that problem, so an emphasis should be placed on a strong site culture overriding any board culture.
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>It's "heyuri culture"!
That's what i meant i just phrased it badly ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Why are westeners so evil?????? ORZ
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Why are japanese such pussies?
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I LOL'd
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kawaii was punishable by death until 2000 in much of the West, and some companies continued to fear changes in the law, like Nintendo with Kirby...
some companies were able to get away with it but they were few and far between (and risked summary execution)

xd xd xd

Lounge@Heyuri
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Some hours later...

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Attention fellow students, this thread has been marked for deeltion, new thread: https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=12372

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Alright you magg0tz. I forgot that we went to a different school last time.. but you're FREAKIN GETTIN IT TOMORROW PUNKS
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>>111382
ranch came first
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SUB
HUMAN
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DAMN STRAIGHTIZZLE TO THE NIZZLE NIGGA
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"mizzagg0tz" is my new favorite word

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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i was sneaking up on her... but she noticed my presence (;´Д`)
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she walks up to you and starts doing this, nya
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>>1116
>she walks up to you and starts doing this, nya
i wouldn't be able to contain myself blush
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>>1095
ur lolis will never be real u delusional faggot(⌒∇⌒ゞ)

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LOLicon! xd
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Why do you hate pedo pride Heyuri?

Since this site is full of 30- and 40-year-old pedo weebs with yellow fever wouldn't you wanna troll antis and help push for acceptance?

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pride is a sin, making love with little girls isn't
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It's more that we haet one guy (OP AKA faganon) spamming Heyuri with forced pedo/MAP posts nonstop, as he does whenever he remembers Heyuri exists

Give it a rest!
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I vote for deletion as this bullshit get posted!
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>>67145

Anon please i have always been here i never left.

Many of the threads currently up right now are actually mine.

You are just paranoid.
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Retarded identity politics bullshit. Pedophilia is pedophilia, and I'm a proud pedo, dammit. I don't want some special snowflake names and colorful flags, makes me feel like some faggot or something. angry

Lounge@Heyuri
A thread to share any weird, bizarre, or downright dark fantasies you have (or randomly came up with) that are too impractical, preposterous, or illicit for reality. Short and long-form fantasies welcome ( ´ω`)

Example 1: a world where it's customary for newly-wedded couples to receive a pet otokonoko as a wedding gift, which is said to increase fertility and strengthen bonds. It's normal for couples to have lots of threesome sex with their otokonoko, but they also make great tools for teaching responsibility (and sex) to children ( ´ω`)

Example 2: the ability to turn people into human onaholes by goatse-grabbing their anus rims or labia folds, and pulling and stretching their skin over themselves until the rest of their body is fully enveloped. Then you fuck them, or you can stick a pole up their hole and make an interesting ornament ( ´ω`)
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>>11834
>he regards me as the witch of the mountains
I wish I could have experienced the majo-oneesama of the mountain... (*´人`*)
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>>2661
I have a fantasy of kidnapping someone, somewhere between their childhood and their twenties, and putting them through multiple decades of torture before finally killing them once they're in their 90's or some other similar age, while forcefeeding them just about enough food to continue living in order to prolong the pain. I may also want to pretend that the police have caught me after, I dunno like twenty years of the torture and then putting them in a fake hospital bed, only to wake up to me the next day stabbing them again in my dungeon, of course the hard part about that is getting other people to convincingly cooperate with my plans of torturing one random person for multiple decades.
Well I say fantasy but it's more of a hypothetical situation I came up with that would be really inpractical.
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>>11857
i haev been fapping to this fantasy mona2
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I have this fantasy where I'm a woman a rich lonely man settles for because I remind him of an childhood friend he's fallen out of talking to mona2
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I suppose nothing sexual would happen but I think it's just weird and nice

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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ITT Post Comic LO Covers.
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LO is best magazine that exist on earth!
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>>18085

I agree.

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