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I got a new fig! She's from Magical Canan, teh anime was eh~ but it's also based on a VN.
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are you going to cook the potato after youre done using it to take pictures?
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:biggrin: What a great fig. Good find
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figure posters on this board are an elite class of human :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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sankyu~ she's super cute and is of really good quality. A lot of details, like bra on cute teddy ":3" pantsu :x3:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Cute! Her twintails gives of a tsun feel!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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How do i stop worrying all the time and yukkuri it easy? 😢
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>How do i stop worrying all the time and yukkuri it easy?
nyu. its as ez as that ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>144730
n-nyu... 😰
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world domination.
maek people suffer!
MAEK TEHM SUFFER!
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i used to think im in peace with my mind and living as a worthless neeto is not a problem for me but i just had a chat with guy i knew since he was 16 and he is living alone and im living with my mom and now i feel like a failure and i... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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lol bonar. biggrin
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this is what i wished i could do with Heman figs back in the day, but there were no cute girl figures back then in Heman sizes.

Barbies are practically two He-man figures in length... sweat2 Laying He-man on top of barbie in the barbie bed looks weird when he-man is half barbies size. closed-eyes2
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>>144734
New fetish unlocked! sweat2
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i will feel dirt forever after this :cry:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Since there's a lot of threads and discussions about new boards here, I've decided to create a poll on it (Here: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1748193948.html )

This is just a poll to judge general interest, you can add your own options to the poll.
I've added a few that have been mentioned in the past.
This can be a definitive place to chunk your board ideas or share interest instead of making dozens of threads about it.
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>>68628
Thank you. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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anon... you hijacked my request for a game/tech board to make a poll where there is a fujoshi option... just to force the meta into another pornboard.... why would you betray me like this, ANON-KUN???
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>>68630
i just added other boards that were suggested here on /q/. I'm not in favor of more porn boards personally.
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>>68631
when does da voting end?
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>>68632
it doesnt end. Poll is just to gather info about what boards users might want. decision to create a board is ultimately up to the admin. v( '-' )v

Lounge@Heyuri
POSTING ON A TEXT BOARD! :onigiri: :banana:
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TOO OLD!
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NOT ANYMOAR

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What are you listening to right now?
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Highs To Lows -remix (street) (12inch Ver.)
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momoiro clover z
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>>144873
Reminds me of the Flight Commander OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i0oVEDQ42g

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Does anyone feel like sharing their ideas for easy simple meals for autists/shut-ins/neets?

I'll start:
"I don't have a name for this"

You need:
1 pack of microwave instant rice
1 can of tuna, in liquid or sauce of your choice
1 can of tomatoes, diced or crushed in can

To do:
Microwave rice as instructed, or to desired taste
Pour out heated rice into empty plate
Empty cans of tuna and tomatoes onto pile of rice
Stir in tuna and tomato into rice as desired
Place plate of mixture in microwave for 1-2 additional minutes

Notes:
You can substitute tuna and tomatoes for any canned variant of meat and vegetables. I prefer tuna and tomatoes for their price and low salt and fats (you can swap for sardines or salmon to reduce mercury intake, if you're worried about that). If desired, try substituting high salt or nitrite-rich canned foods with other options.
This meal takes advantage of the long shelf lives of canned food and instant rice to provide a quick, convenient and hearty meal, though may cause a small increase in microplastic consumption.


"Ghetto grilled cheese"

You need:
Sliced bread
Cheese, sliced, grated or in blocks
Paper towels
A toaster oven

To do:
Retrieve two or more slices of bread
Place cheese in between slices of bread, forming a typical cheese sandwich
Wrap sandwich in paper towel
Place on empty plate, then place plate in toaster oven
Set oven temperature to a maximum of 170C or 380F (Do not exceed 190C or 420F!)
Heat for 5-10 minutes, or longer if desired and attended to
Carefully remove from oven and unwrap for eating

Notes:
This method avoids cleaning needed with grilled cheeses made using skillets. You can simply dispose of the spent paper towel once finished.
It is important that the temperature maximum is not exceeded, to avoid spontaneous combustion of paper near 220C or 450F.
I haven't tried this, but you might be able to use an air fryer instead of a toaster oven.
You can also butter the slices before wrapping to impart additional flavoring after cooking.
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>>144488
teh crap have higher chances to not flush properly and smudge.
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>>144490
that doesn't happen to me. my shits are normal.
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Food thread becoming poop thread. This is so deep... nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>144500
What goes in must come out. It is the circle of life... nyaoo2
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my beloved :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I have nicknamed my Goldeen, Goldean!
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Goldean-san ganbare!
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goldean i loev you
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Goldean is now level 4. 1 more level till he learns a new attack

Flash@Heyuri
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Hi, this is gonna be one of the last movies I post. Someone got really mad when I told them about posting on /f/ and got really livid with me and started implying that I was a nazi even though I never go to /pol/ or /co/ or /b/ or any of the notorious boards from past present and future. While I have no problems with it the stigma on the culture is rather large, and that someone who singled me out continued to do so until I gave up.

I'd rather go back to posting anonymously.
I'm really sorry; people are jerks and can't separate the board from the people on it.

Thank you for letting me post here.
I will probably make future stuff but not under this handle anymore. Maybe the future will change, who knows.
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Reading ur reply really broke my heart, so im gonna wholly reconsider and tell the sack of shit a piece of my mind when I can; I don't tend to confront people on things but I am going to make an exception this time.

>Are they are not chasing each other but running from or to the same thing?
They are running toward and away the same thing; in the past, yes, blue was meant to indicate the police like in freud method (discophrenia 4)

But there is a bit of ambiguity in this flash that I would like to keep;
Just know the basic plot -- There are many one sided, one dimensional relationships, and Ive been in too many, and learned a lot of hard lessons; forever changed; so I decided to put it to song.
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If there is one thing I have always regretted, I have even come up with other words to further hide my shame, is not standing up for myself because I already decided I was wrong. Like ending a conversation to soon or telling people I am not worth talking to.

Even now I wanna tell you not to listen to me, but I am fighting that pain. I want to tell you this is a one sided conversation, but you have proven me wrong. That pisses me off so, I know I am wrong.

I appreciate the continuity of your story. It is genuine, off the cuff and the reaches me.
I also think you are repeating lines verbatim because you are in a verbal rut. I think I understand the tone and the story line you are going for, but the dots aren't connecting. I don't mean to be tough I am just tired.
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>Someone got really mad when I told them about posting on /f/ and got really livid with me and started implying that I was a nazi
If they think you're a nazi for using 4chan, they are most likely lacking the technical knowledge to find this place to track your posts too
It's your decision, but some random fag really shouldn't be able to decide what you do on the internet
Good luck either way.
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I got irl friends who think less of me for using 4chan and heyuri but when I showed them /f/ they tought it was cool. The guy you are talking about is a piece of shit and you shouldnt be embarrased for your hobbies for his misconception of imageboards.
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>>2422
He is a supreme asshole cuz he cast this wide fucking net on a dated version of 4chans /b/ and assumed the entire board was like that, when /mu/ and /f/ werent really deserving of the same negative clout or ire.

If your friends irl can distinguish /f/ from the rest of the board I dont see why other people wouldnt be able to do that.

Thank you anon

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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calming :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Uh-oh!! astonish It looks like you've encountered a
「NOT FRIENDRY PERSON」!!!
What will you do!? dizzy
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spread my cheeks and tell them to lick my hemorrhoids
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i choose... RUN AWAY
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RAEP ATTAKKU
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BFG solev everythang

(´¬`)
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>>144882
he will take advantage of the collision grid bug to take minimal damage (;´Д`)

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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We will watch Otogi Story Tenshi no Shippo AKA Angel Tales (2001) the next Saturday (24th), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

It's a PG-13 anime where some guy finds a large haaremu of 12 girls in his house... and the girls are actually his old pets? This sounded liek a rip-off of a certain show around that time with similar art, but apparently this one aired a few months before si○○ess did xd

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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30 MINUTES!!!!!!1
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STARTING
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I overslept the beginning cry
Guess I'll miss this one
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Thanks for the anon who posted the torrent page. The cytube chat is so laggy for me it won't let me post or at least I can't see my message if I do nyaoo-closedeyes
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so much to find on wayback archive x3

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Japan is banning skirts for police women.

Soon skirts in schools will be banned too (now they are "optional" in most places.)
Soon they will probably get rid of randoseru too.

I can't take it anymore. Why do they have to ruin the few good things left in the world
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>Soon they will probably get rid of randoseru too.
good. no more mesugakis goofing around anymore nyaoo
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i actually think that they should be required to wear bicycle shorts
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>>144821
Interesting...
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when "they" took nurse skirts, it was a very dark day. Now when youre healing from surgery youre met with a woman wearing an obnoxious minions scrub ensemble, the most unaesthetic thing that makes you want to die instead of heal.
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>>144821
lick my ass nigro

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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nashi no jikan キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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An Elf of African descent... Would you?
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NO THX
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N
O
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is that Night Elf Mohawk's son?
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give me the dark elves ┐(´∇`)┌
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Yes*

*But only if I was rich and had protection money, being both black and an elf my wife would probably be a hunting target for everyone

Lounge@Heyuri
I REPEAT: ABANDON SHIP
HEYURI IS GOING DOWN

Regroup on http://4-ch.net or http://world2ch.net (this textboard and these two are the only ones i know) if heyuri goes down, until it is put back up on or something.
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go to https://ayashiihispa.neocities.org/ayashii fuck the spanish people lets raiiiiiiiiiiiid
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>https://ayashiihispa.neocities.org/ayashii
it links to Heyuri so they win ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Wait, what's happening?
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we already overcame it
it was this
https://heyuri.net/#news72
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

日本語@へゆり
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「Heyuri.net」ドメインは現在利用できなくなっています。レジストラによって停止されました。復旧の見込みはほぼないようです

避難
https://guro.cx/heyuri.html
https://guro.cx/heyuribunker/bunker/
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画像板文化を取り戻すには、その文化を生み出した言語を学ぶしかないようです。しかし、私はふたばちゃんに行って、怖かったです。
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ふたばちゃんねるの何が怖かったんだ
エロが怖いなら、へゆりも大した違いはないと思うけど
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webm板を見に行って、ちょっと怖かった…
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行ってみたけど
普通にエロかった
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webm板は やたらグロGIF貼ってる輩が居るね。
規約で3次元グロ画像禁止って書いてあるから通報したら多分消してくれるんじゃないかな。
したことないから分からないけど。
投稿Noを押して、出てきた削除依頼(del)を押せば依頼したことになるはず。

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