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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Why are they still trying to make these cafes a thing despite the fad being unfashionable in Japan for over fifteen years now? The target audience in America are exclusively waps that don't have the money/desire to go to Japan. The surrounding area for these places aren't conducive to otaku activities
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my problem with them is the maids are always ugly and fat
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I would pork all the pig whores there
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because america still thinks japan is the same japan as 1998 or 2006, a lot of otaku in america havent figured out globalism's ugly hand has touched japanese society, when they go to akihabara they expect to see dejiko billboards and crowded showa-style hold-over streets not nigerians and souless korean-style city architecture.

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>>170648
shut up
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>>170666
you shutup satan

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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is it weird that when i see a picture of a lady's private part i start thinking about touching it and even kissing it and then my private part feels like it has a bone in it?
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BRING IN TEH LAWN MOWER
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bring in some hair growth formula cuz there is not enough bush on that p00per (・∀・)
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Posting from bed! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>170640
get well soon (´人`)
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y-you get cute nurses undressing you and all that hawt things? :blush:
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>>170640
what happened?
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>>170640
recover well and healthy!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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press buttans
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Delete System32 will maek yoour windows faster will less bloatware! :biggrin:
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why not go with mint? its just as retard proof and doesnt have all teh spyware windows does :hokke:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Today I feel teh kind of ronery that only a maid boy could fix :emo:
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>>170528
how about excited catboy shinji?

>>170518
nice
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>>170571
I will rape him
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shinji is for romance, not rape
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>>170649
it's better if you romance first, then rape for maximum emotional damage
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>>170665
>emotional damage
are you wanting the band of the hawk experience? because thats how you get a band of the hawk experience

Off-Topic@Heyuri
wuld you swap your PENIS for a tentacle?
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Nah, I like the rigidity.:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>170656
what if it was full of muscular tissue that could be as rigid or as soft as needed, pulse and tense as wanted, and wiggle inside of things?
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i dont see wai not

Off-Topic@Heyuri
when i was 10, a 13-year-old neighborhood boy made me wear dresses and pretend to be his wife.
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>>170618
we never did that. the most i did was kiss him
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on the lips?
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so many gay chomos on this board lately
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>>170634
lately?
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When i was 13 i used to wish for this type of things but now is too late and i'm going to die alone

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What's GRINDING YOUR GAERS right now
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MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MEEELLLTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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why are scientists too dumb to make hand sanitizer that eliminates the smell of ass on my fingers after they've been in my ass crack (for legit ass cleaning reasons and not anything gay)?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i remember hearing that americans have a unique propensity to war and violence because they have never seen the horrors of war on their own soil. there has never been an american verison of the rape of nanking, nuking of hiroshima, siege of leningrad, bombing of dresden, etc. americans view war like reality television, as dumb teenagers getting a free trip to the middle east. last time the us drafted soldiers was over 50 years ago. last major battle on us soil was well over 100 years ago. closest thing is pearl harbor and 9/11 but those arent even close to the other horrors i mentioned.
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>>170576
80% of people everywhere live paycheck to paycheck
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>>170575
what's up with white people trying to glorify the third world like this? None of us get to live out pedophile rape fantasies and none of us are "happy", obesity is a worldwide problem even in Ethiopia, and most Middle Eastern and Central Asian countries have atleast 40% higher obesity rates than the US.

Nobody is happy living in poverty and almost all of us are depressed and suicidal.
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>>170581
Pics of large groups of obese muslims or it didn't happen, and not from some oil-rich area. Every man who is regularly making love with an attractive girl who loves him is happier than an obese american man who can only get sex by paying for whores or settling for a woman even fatter/uglier than himself. Most of us only have pedo rape fantasies because that's the only realistic way we can imagine ever having sex with an attractive girl.
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>>170621
"and not from some oil-rich area" I invite you to come to Cairo, Beirut or Baghdad at any point in time, go to the streets and try to find one non-gypsy (gypsies lose weight much faster) man who is not atleast 20kg+ overweight. Arab food is heavy on carbohydrates + dense meats and not much else. You can literally Google 'Iraqi Arab Men' and get picrel

"Every man who is regularly making love with an attractive girl who loves him is happier" the concept of love does not exist in traditional Arabic society, it used to at some point during the poetic era of the caliphates, but there is no woman who "loves" you in the traditional sense of what the western world considers love, my Arabic grammar teacher told me when I was 17 that it's best to marry someone you don't love so you will end up tolerating them faster by the time you're 30 (it's expected to stop falling in love with your spouse as though its a normal thing).

Marital relations in the Middle East are as follows: you become 24, you're out of college, your parents pick someone that fits you based on some sort of intellectual eugenics for an arranged marriage, if you like her, marry her, if you don't, you find someone else, if you get a relationship during college, better hope her family is liberal or they're gonna take your girlfriend to an honour killing.

FYI, noone has sex or gets married before 18 anymore unless they're a gypsy or Saharan-tier rural farmer. Your pedophile rape fantasies aren't gonna happen here either.
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>>170630
The two on the right don't look impoverished at all, the orange shirt guy would only be considered slightly overweight in america, and the rest of them aren't fat.
>there is no woman who "loves" you in the traditional sense of what the western world considers love
That's just the biological reality of how all women in the world are which is why divorce rates are >50% in america. It's good to hear arab societies aren't all lying about that like the west does.
>noone has sex or gets married before 18 anymore unless they're a gypsy or Saharan-tier rural farmer
I would become a rural farmer then so my offspring could enjoy their youth instead of being 18+ year old virgins.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
do you miss wearing your school uniform?
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>>1189
In my middle school we had real ties and didnt wear blazers which was fine, however in my high school they were clip on ties that felt uncomfortable and kinda ridiculous and we had to wear blazers which was not so cool
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>>1192
a school uniform would be nice..... i wouldn't have had to decide what to wear everyday....
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What's "School Princess"? :glare:
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>>1214
Some of these girls look familiar. Eastern European softcore?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
GING GONG (・∀・)
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
jiiiiiiiiiii~iii~iiiii!!!~
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>>170564
pez-san always provides us with most lolicious lolis

i must go fap now sorry
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>>170550
i've my reason!:cool:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
after i orgasm i sniff my panties and pretend its a cute loli's pantsu
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:huh: thats cool, i guess
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woah! thats cool! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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It looks like the western phenomenon of taking a picture of your food before you eat it has taken off in Asia.
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>>170616
I LOL'd

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Sekkusu! 👼 ☝ 👌

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
What's your opinion on roris' BONUS❤STAGE?
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Is good too :biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
This is my first thread in almost a year (´~`)
How to be less scared of making new threads?
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I'M GONNA SHOUT AT YOU UNTIL YOU STOP BEING A WIMP, YOU HEAR ME?!
YOU BIG BABY, YOU WILL GET OVER YOUR FEAR AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU DO! I WILL DO THIS ALL DAY, ALL WEEK IF I HAVE TO! I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON YOU! YOU UNDERSTAND?!! MAKE A NEW THREAD! MAKE IT, YOU WORM!!! SHOW ME YOU HAVE THE GUTS!!
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mikuru wants you to post more threads. you can't say no to this face, can you?
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>>170586
You're scaring me woman (;´Д`)
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ATTENTION POSTER! IN THREADS, ANONS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION, YOU POST, YOU LAUGH - AND MOVE ON! IF YOU ARE SCARED OF PEEING YOUR LITTLE PANTIES, YOU BETTER MAEK A THREAD OF IT! AS WE WILL FAP TO IT! NOW GET TO IT.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
If you can think of any fun ideas & events, you can submit them from our contact form - don't post them publicly ITT!!
Submit them from here: https://sys.heyuri.net/contact/
Stuff that would require some development work are OK too :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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what if we all schedule a group pooping session

oh dang i wasnt supposed to say it ITT..
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Not long ago I've had a great idea... But I forgot what it was :sweat3:
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make text invisible
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as an april fools joke we should just put lots of pics of dicks and pooping butts and stuff into the box instead of april fools ideas
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BOI~N

age!

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