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2D Ero@Heyuri
Cute boys :drool:
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It's a third-party edit
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry:
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FUTUNARI EDIT???!!! :astonish:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:kuz::biggrin:

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>164500
ok. now draw him pregnant.
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>>164500
WINRAR :iyahoo:
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>>164494
Great p0nz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Why does he always feel the need to leave his tripcode visible when he makes a post? To feel superior, is that it? Faggot :angry:
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How dare you impersonate me!
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I know that you're using firefox anon expect me at night I hope that you're below 12 yo :biggrin:
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>>164567
but this website is +18

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Imagine if you and your father switched souls, and you woke up in his body, and he in yours. What would you do? Fuck his wife?
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1. Fuck wife
2. Fuck myself
3. Fuck his dog
4. Fuck you
5. Fuck his boss
6. Fuck his neighboor
7. Fuck his relatives 3 generations removed
8. Fuck his hamster
9. Fuck his computer
10. Fuck himself
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>>164540
>4. Fuck you
OI! FUCK YOU, BUDDY! :angry:
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Get boner pills and gun, kill evil bitch wife, go outside, find loli, rape loli, feel nothing because of 80 year old circumcised PENIS, be too exhausted to do anything else, kill self. Hopefully my soul will go back to my body when he dies so I can enjoy the inheritance.
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>>164560
We all will go to Sheol so there's no coming back to your body ┐(゚~゚)┌

Your fortune: Good luck


Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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thnaks doc
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Thanks doc

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i love suigintou!!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)
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i love suiseitou!!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)
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>>164549
(;´Д`)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What’s the oldest piece of technology you still use regularly?(´人`)
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I still have a VCR.
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My old fat GBA every time the power goes out. A couple modern AA batteries will keep it on 24/7 for a few days, including the worm light. Every jpg I try to upload of it says "unsupported image".
https://images.nintendolife.com/465851c846d39/gba-worm-light.large.jpg
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>>164214
My Soviet era Romainian army folding entrenchment tool.
Likely from the 70s or 80s.
Pic isn't mine but I cant be fucked to take a photo of it.
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>>164214
i use a dmg semi regularly for music. but realistically the answer is probably screws or levers or incline planes...

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MY HEART... BEATING... SO.. FAST...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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You need to drink some energy drinks so the rest of your body will catch up :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>The people playing the music aren't trying
What?
Also, there is only one dog, no dogs, there is no one even running, and there are no words to sing along to like I miss so much about the original

Off-Topic@Heyuri
It's a long story, but basically I got a girlfriend for about a year and she was the closest a human being will ever be to me, had similar tastes and everything and understood me like no one else, but she got sick and died because of unhealthy life choices and hereditary health issues, now I remember perfectly that before her, I had no trouble being alone, and I was so self centered it was almost as if I saw myself as a fictional character to observe and not my real life, I even considered myself to have 0 attraction to 3d human beings, but now I'm depressed and feel really alone, I don't want someone else as I still don't feel attracted to real people, I just wish I could bring her back, but since I can't I'd like advice on being ok with being a loner again

(EMO KID WAS TOLD TO CHEER UP FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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Take as much as time as you need to process that she's passed on and liek Bishopu said, try to reach out to other people in the meantime so that you're not alone. Much as that may be difficult to do. The last time I lost a loved one was when I was so young I couldn't understand it properly. If it's any consolation, I can't remember much about my grandma from as a child, but you as an adult can remember much more about your girlfriend. Try to think of those memories you created together in stride, not in grief.
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My advice?

I also was a somewhat loner type guy, until I fell in love with an absolutely perfect girl. I mean, I know I don't have love goggles on, she was genuinely perfect. She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen, she was funny, she was smart, we shared the same interests, and she loved me back. I was totally obsessed with her for a long time, I thought about her every day

I don't want to include too many private details, but in short, her family didn't approve of our relationship, and they stopped her from seeing me as often. We still communicated in secret, but our constant absence from eachother slowly weakened things, until eventually, after almost 2 years of this constrained situation, she had a nervous breakdown (due to the stress of her life, and other things unrelated to me), after which, she had become so hysterical, that she lost her mind, and became a mental idiot, as well as losing her warmth towards me and her family. What has happened to her now... heaven only knows.

This was extremely upsetting to me, and plunged me into a depression. I decided to cope with it by abandoning 3D girls once more, since no new girlfriend (if I could even manage to get one) would compare to her perfectness. I eventually settled and got used to this more lonesome lifestyle. I don't think theres any tips, you just get used to it.
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you needn't ever part with her if you can recover her body and keep it

in seriousness i'd probably snap if that happened to me, so at least you're still sane ^^;
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It's not like I chose to like being alone :nyaoo-closedeyes:
Since you're asking, my crappy suggestions are
- Drown yourself in booze for a little while if it elevates your mood
- Remove anything reminiscent of her including mementos/pictures, condition yourself to not think about her
- Read romantic eroge where you can feel love towards a 2D girl instead
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all you can really do is let time flow. its not exactly the same thing but my best friend killed himself 10 years ago, its still hard sometimes but nowadays i think about the happy times more than the sad ones. i still miss him of course but it is easier now and i dont let it ruin my life in the way it did when i was younger. good luck anon, i hope things improve for you

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Anyone up for a bludgeoning? :smile:
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hai desu!
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>>164533
ok LOL
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If I'm dying anyways I'd prefer to go during a nakadashi, it makes ur soul transfer to your child ( ´ω`)
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>>164533
god i wish that were me
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pi piru piru piru pi piru piiiii

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What kind of youtube videos do you watch?

totally not asking for recommendations…:unsure:
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Waha haet brony
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>>164446
The tides are turning. Heyuri's own /mlp/ is inevitable
:mona2:
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>>164448
an /emo/ board seems more inevitable...
cheer up emo kidz!!!1 :angry:
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>>164295
Forgot to post this earlier because I'm stupid. Some of his longer (multiple hours) stories are really good if you like spooky stories
https://www.youtube.com/@Chasseur

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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pregg0rz :iyahoo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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haha i remember that
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where did tmm-san go?..
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>>164514
too soon…too soon..
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I just watched this yesterday while searching for the original BOKU OC
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>You Will (Not) Break Rule 8
>sopeak.gif
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
long warm showers!!1!!!
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BAD KITTY. :angry:
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kitty stuck
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Tight pussy
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SHORT COLD SHOWERS
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short boiling hot showers :dance2:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Edgar Allan Poe was fucking bural'd!! :cry::cry::cry:
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh so dig him up. :biggrin:
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IM BACK FROM TEH BURALIN', NIGGA
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>>164507
Write us a poem
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
thoughts on macrons wife?
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I don't particularly think anything of it. I don't want to decide whether something between other people is "love" or not, and I certainly don't want anyone else deciding it for me (especially strangers)!
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>>893
Love havers should die!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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They should understand yet they wanna ban online shops from selling loli sex dolls :cry:
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i support age gaps, if he wants to date a dusty bag of bones, it is only fair. :happy:
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>>893
the question is is she a man really

Flash@Heyuri
Never posted on a flash board before. Hopefully I don't fuck it up :dark:
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Nice to see another cidoku fan!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
I hate christmas
Happy holidays
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