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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Why would Chiyo-chan do this
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i don't know, we might need more images to make a verdict (;´Д`)
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>>25544
Why would Tomo do this to Chiyo
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hm still unclear, we need more research!
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>>25546

why would I do this to Chiyo…?
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>>25547
the answer lies deep within yourself young man, meditate and discover the truth about your inner self, only then will Chiyo-chan be saved

Off-Topic@Heyuri
when was teh last time u look a long, nice deep purple bath?
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y-you are not meant to take a shit in the bath water!!! (;゚∀゚)
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>>188168
Then why is in the room where the toilet paper is? Checkmate, faggit.
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toliet paper are for putting on teh wall as decoration after each use! wtf is wrong with u?
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last thursday :mgappa:
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back when i was acting nice in [s4s]

Off-Topic@Heyuri
please sub for me!
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Pee on that guy! :angry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What smuggling techniques are still viable in the current era?

For administrative/legal purposes smuggling could be anything -- bringing Bibles into North Korea, pork into the Middle East, heritage strains of catnip, etc. An example: I don't know why it happened but when I wanted to mail an Amazon Kindle from China to Europe it did not clear customs on the China side until I scraped off the Amazon logos on the device.

It seems to me that for smaller quantities of prohibited items, snail mail is better than physically bringing objects on your person through airport. The volume of mail that standard mail processing centers see make it virtually impossible for agents to detect, e.g. 5 grams of powder, microsd card, small amounts of paper money, etc.

When transporting things of very small volume, my best approach at the airport has either been sewing things into the hems of my clothes or doing creative packaging. e.g forbidden candies containing High Fructose Corn Syrup and red #40 are mixed in with regular candies in a bag, bag resealed. Or seeds of tea trees mixed in with a bag of coffee beans which are easily separated out after clearing the border.

... airport police are mostly looking for bombs, quantities of precious metals, quantities of foreign currency, quantities of controlled substances.... things that are ultimately small potatoes and gray area on scanners should make it through, too much stuff is passing through customs every day to warrant full investigations of every possibly suspicious package
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>>188119
Also quick reply ate my picture.
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How to smuggle little kids from third world asian countries :kuma6:
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>>188045
narco submarines ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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honestly, smuggling small quantities of pills is probably not that hard.

What is truly hard would be smuggling something like comic LO or idol dvds into a western country.

All it takes is a fat hag to flip through a couple pages and youre detained for years.
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>>188045
Dog gave you an inconspicuous little butthole for a reason

Off-Topic@Heyuri
New work by AVCHonline. His work is always so beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMbjDj6ATc
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Cute. :love:
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I think this is the first animation he's done since "the story of the red shoes". Anyway, there is just something so beautiful about all of his art. It is so unique, I've never seen anything like from anyone else. All of his art has this beautiful aura. It is this beautiful purgatory between saccharine innocence and somberness and melancholy.

It reminds me of dreams I've had where I find something of such incomprehensible beauty that it can exist only within the dreams, and cannot even be imagined. In some of these dreams I become lucid towards the end and try to desperately grasp it into the real-world, but of course fail. The first time I found his artwork, it was late at night. The next morning I had thought it had been a dream, only to discover that it was actually real. It felt like I somehow took out of a dream and into the real-world.

The melancholic and somber part also reminds of this distinct type of loneliness and fading that I have only experienced in dreams as well. It feels like the setting of the sun. Glancing away and towards it get and the feeling suddenness when you come to realize how much has changed.
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looks like mlp but anime :huh:
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hi
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I admire your enthusiasm schizo-san, although personally I can't seem to find anything special in this video

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I''S pure OVA is an ecchi school-idol romance from 2006. First & Second EP was hell yeah this is fukking good, then it slowily lost its shine towards teh 6th EP where it just was slow-idol-drama that felt old. Animation was really soild for first ep and was very impressive. I like teh style a lot! :x3:

OP was really cool!

https://myanimelist.net/anime/811/Is_Pure
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81323
childhood friends join! :3
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Oi! This is on teh nominations! I haven't seen it yet!! :angry:
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it is? I didnt know! :sweat2:
only posted from 1st ep ;3
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she has to pee... :nosebleed:
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>>6894
think it was me who added it :x3:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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🐱 OLD CAT MEMES 🐱

Off-Topic@Heyuri
(;´Д`)
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LOOK OUT SNAIL(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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Worry not, for the snail shan't die from the salt
But from OP's use of a thumbnail rather than the original image (・A・)
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>>188202
me found pic on another board
tysm for full pic!! \(^o^)/

Off-Topic@Heyuri
158000
look at that beautiful, elegant, breathtaking shark :astonish:
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what shark

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Your Windows 11 is ready to install...anon-kun!
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If Windows 11 were a person they'd be mega-obese because of all teh bloatware. Representing Windows as a loli just doesn't make sense.

Mint and Ubuntu would be lolis though. Arch and Gentoo would be little tots.
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>>24940
ubuntu would be a niglet loli
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>>24932
What ILLUSION game is that? Also is her card available? The white stockings are a MUST. Yes.
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>>24940
"I may be bloated, but my OS is not."
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innacurate! windows 11 would be an obese indian rapist with a drawing of windows 10 taped to her forehead

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/145725586

3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Beautiful :nosebleed:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
( ̄ー ̄)
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Damn furry critters think they can just sleep wherever the hell they want. :angry:
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>>188130
let him sleep ;_;
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i wanna rub its belly and feed it watermelons:cry:
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>>188144
you SHOULD rub my belly and feed me watermelons
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>>188130
Yeah. We humans do not sleep during the day, we WORK till late night. We're so superior.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
A tutorial about torrenting! Don't be afraid!

If you aren't interested in anything but the torrenting itself skip to 6. ACTUAL TORRENTING
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>>187670
oh
i think its pointless, all the torrents you would need extra security for are on i2p or private
all this does is lowers download speed, leeches on tor network, and tells your vpn provider you use tor and since the vpn is on the outside it knows what you are doing anyway

id use just a vpn for regular basic torrenting
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>>187649
>>187648
you ever heard the phrase "there is no honor amongst thieves"? ( ´ω`)
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i made this poll for fun :tongue:
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>>188181
we already have up, maybe a board for torrents could be nice but doesnt seem necessary
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>>187659
>who the fuck finds their way to an imageboard like this and doesn't know how to torrent?
I had the same thoughts. I use torrents since 2009 or 2010, and I discovered imageboards shortly after. I do not remember reading any "guides" apart from port-forwarding on the router. Things like VPNs, malware issues, etc. are basic knowledge, and those things aren't really relater to torrents per se.

>>187628
This post has so many wrong parts, e.g.:

1. malware can damage your PC without executable files. E.g. if a video player has a vulnerability and a malicious user seeds a "video" file that exploits this exact vulnerability.

2. Windows Defender, my ass :xd: Of course it will trigger on stuff like keygens. And not everyone using Windows, c'mon

3. sandboxing is a good thing, but it's not 100% bulletproof

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> https://www.virustotal.com/gui/home/upload because they scan your file with many antivirus programs for you. If there is no flags I would run it

This is SO wrong. Fooling antivirus detection is the first thing that any 1337 hax0r does. The only way to know for sure is to study software during runtime. Of course, in a tool like IDA pro or Ghidra.

etc, I'm too lazy to address all issues in the OPs posts.

Lounge@Heyuri
After I was done taking a BIG FAT SHIT!Σ(;゚Д゚) I WAS SOMETHING COME OUT OF LIKE WHERE YOU PLUG THINSG IN AN OUTLIT (I should know what it's called cuz I'ma electrtion lolz)it was like tryina stab me or something and There I saw it it was there it was bigger then most mens cocks (d0on't ask me how I know) but I KILLED IT WITH soap, must be on discord alot and poof ded, I flush down the drain yaaayyyyヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ
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thx for your service
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>thx
hehehe!~~~ It was just my cviel dooty
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the other day i was taking a dump that was the exact size and shape and colour and texture of a PENIS and along came a spider and sat down beside me and he said "what the fuck did you eat bro why yo shit look like a PENIS" and i said SILENCE NIGGA and i pulled out my assault rifle that i keep in my VAGINA at all times in case of emergency and i popped several caps in his or her ass and now i can shit in peace. the moral of the story is you are what you eat

Off-Topic@Heyuri
you had an old chanfolder?
chanfolder you used before you started over and made your current one?
im looking through teh files of mine :nyaoo:
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>>188086
Rollan, gimme something good.
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>>188085
Now I'm even more curious about the texture of titties
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>>188078
Ritsu dryhumping!
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wethumping
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tubthumping

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Let's build a gallery of most terrific examples of what Gelbooru technically count as loli.

This one here appears to be... a mentally retarded shortstack of blubber. :dark: I thought it was an anime-eyed skin-toned caterpillar at first. :dark:
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>>25524
(Specifically the glorification of obese asses, one common trait of the negro)
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i just puked in my own mouth, that thing looks like gachapin:gross:
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hm that is teh lolidragon maid, while really ph4t and ugly for some reason! :sad: KILL IT!
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I HATE these obese "lolis" people keep posting!!! With giant hips and asses. Its a disgusting insult to everything loli:vomit::vomit:
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at that point its not even lolis!! saem with oppai lolis thats been around for awhile! Yuck!!!

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