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Off-Topic@Heyuri
down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!
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lol rekt
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>>176267
Care for a spot of the old hardcore drugs, Uncle Chang?
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>the workers
but I don't like to work
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
horror stream when?
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>>176241
10 or 11 pm est would be good for me. possibly later but I can't guarantee I'd be able to stay awake
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In terms of live-action horror, we've previously already watched together on Heyuri Cytube:
- Ring (and maybe a sequel?)
- Dark Water
- Pulse/Kairo
- House
- Sweet Home
- Halloween
...and maybe others I'm forgetting
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>>176258
I don't remember seeing any of them. are you bullshitting me?
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>are you bullshitting me?
Noep. Ring and Dark Water were in 2023, the rest were all 2025

Halloween 2023 poll (we ended up watching Ring and Dark Water): https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1698772455.html
Halloween 2025 poll: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1761424754.html
House stream thread (we watched Sweet Home afterwards): >>162051
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>>176261
Horey shet that was in 2023? time files...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
rawr!
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>>176183
teh rawr xD
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Goddamn :nosebleed:
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im very scared :nosebleed:
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um... hello bear lady i'm lost. :cry: can you help me find my mommy?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I... AM THE KING IN YELLOW
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:banana::banana::banana:
We do not accept you as our king. GTFO.
:banana::banana::banana:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Me on the right. :dance2:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?:nyaoo:
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore:blush:
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fireplace is closed because of aids
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Wait how do I join this??????
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Im fucking missing out into something awesome like this?
Fuck.... I need to play this NOW
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use #Warp do warp to rooms, you can see the participants count to see where everyone is

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
I have an idea: if we create a WhatsApp group and share loli content there, that would be great!
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>>24246
A telegram group would make more sense. Then again, you're probably a fed so nevermind.
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the safest thing would be to train pigeons to fly to each heyurizen's house to share loli content

wait hold on, this means i have to tell everyone's pigeons where I live, what if it's not a real pigeon but a government drone?!
ah damn, we're back where we started
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>Then again, you're probably a fed so nevermind
he is
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>>24247
gross :gross:
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toasting in a fed bread

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Why is she doing this?
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>>176027
>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:
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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.
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>>176077
It's a cute version of my other known Moniker, PancerzonyMlecz, metal right?
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Bodily functionfags are all the same, there's no point in having wars about which ones grosser.
At the end of the day, we all like to see someone cute be disgusting and get instant relief after doing so.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)
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>>176174
what do you mean?
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I'd never let either of those low-testosterone nerd guys into my NEET cave, and if a girl ever came in she'd never leave.
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>>176190
> she'd never leave alive
fixed
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>>176152
I'm a satou. Dumb, but knowledgeable about things that make me happy. Major difference is he can communicate some, and he's physically attractive
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>>176178
thats nothing like misaki.......lol

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am :sweat:
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oh the horror :glare:
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Who cares, it's not like it's going to cause a big war :sweat3:
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now that the ayatollah and his family and hundreds of lolis have been murdered surely iran will surrender
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thats one epic mustache
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Nothing ever happens .. unless you live in the powder keg of Europe. :dark:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_keg_of_Europe

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else??? :blush::blush::blush:
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I dunno what ur saying LOL but yeah similar-age bro/sis wincest is great :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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heyuri copypasta :biggrin:
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Nice try, buddy. :lolico:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176198
are there rock CDs and beer too? :kuma6:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM
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lol butt.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how do you treat bugs?
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hell no
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when I lived in a roach infested apartment, I noticed the young roaches specifically would crawl on me :biggrin:
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I never kill them. I always scoop them up and toss them outside, sometimes with a short prayer for them to be reincarnated as humans. I hate seeing anyone kill them so mercilessly. :cry:
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I debug and fix them on my own or I post an issue on a bugtracker :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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gokiburu~
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176168
holy shit (;゚∀゚)

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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UUU~!!!
GOKIBURI~!!! :worry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
is being retarded moe?
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Yes.
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very :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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sauce?
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Toumei Ningen OVA from 2006

Off-Topic@Heyuri
This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?
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raid underwear draws
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Then who was camera?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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WOOOOOOOOOO!

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