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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Have you ever been caught by parents/teachers for anything bad on the computer besides pr0n?
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during the windows xp days, the family computer had different users desktops. On my user, i set an anime desktop. just a generic anime girl nothing too lewd by todays standards.

One day i went to the computer and saw my father staring at the anime desktop. (・∀・;) mildly embarrassing.
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when I was a kid and shared a computer with my baby boomer parents I was too dumb to know how to clear all the porn out of the history, but luckily for me they were too dumb to even know web browsers had history so I was never caught
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i was showing my okaa-san something code-related i had made and accidentally showed a 2D panchira pic (;´Д`)
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My school's IT guy took my laptop once and found my loli folder. They sent it to my parents via email but I discreetly logged in to both of their computers and moved the email to the trash. I guess my school assumed my parents would take care of punishing me, but they thought wrong. I pretty much got off with just getting yelled at by the principal. Although weirdly enough they never mentioned anything specifically about it being loli, just the fact that it was porn. After that I bought an external HDD and kept all my hentai there. They also complained about me having ultrasurf because it allowed me to bypass their web filter.

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
de geso~
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i geso.. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I want to fuck a squid. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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🍓strawberry squid !?
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this reminds me of prodef-tan 😢

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Lets imagine an alien race picked you up one day.

They put you in a human zoo, they give you an infinite supply of little mandarins to eat (or whatever ur snack of choice is) and a 'puter to post on heyuri.

would u like that life?
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>>136070
This, typically with zoo animals if the creatures arent mating, or at worst fighting they move the incompatible mate somewhere else.

They leave pandas together even when they dont mate because theres a limited supply of pandas and the chinese government regulates how many they loan to foreign zoos.
If its any other kind of animal, they switch them out if theres issues.
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If they gave me a computer I wouldn't be very interesting to the alien tourists would I?
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>>136075
who knows maybe your internet addiction is very amusing to them.
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>>136075
they would have your screen mirrored for the zoo visitors

so show them the broken glass ass jar video ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Mommy, the human is fapping his pen0r to pr0nz again ヽ(゚ρ゚ )ノ

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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We will watch Alien 9 (2001), Binchou-tan (2006) and Honoo no Labyrinth (2000) on the next Saturday (22nd), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

The winning show (Alien 9) was a short one, so I bundled it with 2 other short ones to maek around 5~ hours of stream nyaoo-closedeyes

Alien 9 seems to be a horror-ish anime about middle schoolers catching aliens, Binchou-tan is an iyashikei anime about a girl living alone in an house in the mountains and her friends, and Honoo no Labyrinth is the late-night ecchi anime about I think a Russian weeaboo who is trying to become a samurai?

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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>>3769
Thank you! I missed it... I'll watch it with dinner!! biggrin
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>>3757
he's very cool, he did semi-official pr0nz doujinshi on his own works biggrin his other works (except for alien 9 sequels) are also great and really brainfrying
i wonder what he's up to these days... the last time he drew something was liek 10 years ago
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UUUuuuuuu cry
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>>3779
>UUUuuuuuu
Is meta44 cry
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miss the stream i recomended

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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wape..... nyaoonyaoodrooldrooldrool
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rape
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would wape this boy (´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
fack youuu hehee >:3
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>>136019
hmhmhm with pleasure konata~!
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>>136023
I NEED THESE SOUND EFFECTS ON MAI COMPUT0R NAOOO
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>>136022
where is her neck sweat
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>>136049
>where is her neck
It's a closeup of her face while someone holds her freshly cut head nyaoo
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Dont point your naked finger at clothed peopleangry😡

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!
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>>135992
GO GET IT ME-tan, GO!!! ヽ(;´Д`)ノ
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I can't believe it, it's all gone, ME-tan is FAIL... emo
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>OH NOES! ME-tan LOST ALL TEH PORN!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (;´Д`)
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>>135995
Guess she'll have to pose for the next batch. sweat2
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i i.. recognize these eyes,fr om where?

Lounge@Heyuri
Post stuff you've been listening to mona2mona2mona2
or write stuff, if you feel like it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_zekTgjPSY
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I STICK MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES!! rantaranta
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we thuggin out in di hoe

https://youtu.be/sq1l4mECEw8?si=83rIMVPydY70d8PW
ヽ(´ー`)ノヽ(´ー`)ノヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
What sort of wig would Lenin wear?(´ー`)
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an afro nigra
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>136039
i laughed

2D Ero@Heyuri
LOL UR SOUL BECOME SHIT

In light of recent discussion over on chat, it came to our attention that this fetish isn't well known among Heyurizens. So this thread is for educating of this niche topic.

1. The victim gets hit by magic curse/forced to drink potion/desu ex machina.

2. Victim struggles not to shit out her entire personality (sometimes this step is skipped, as the victim doesn't catch on that defecation = death).

3. Victim inevitably caves and shits out her personality as a jelly (alternatively, shaped as a miniature version of herself that functions as an onahole).

4. ????

5. PROFIT FAP

NOW GO FORTH AND FIND MORE!!!

Tag on Pixiv to get started: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E4%BA%BA%E6%A0%BC%E6%8E%92%E6%B3%84
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>>3639
blue hawaii? (;゚∀゚)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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the shittier the fetish, the shittier the art (・∀・)

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you listen to his mixtape? glare
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NO!!!!
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>>135996
need to play some more arcane dimensions
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I would

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Pope Francis was discharged from Rome's Gemelli hospital this Sunday. Thanks to everyone who prayed.

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2025-03/pope-francis-discharged-from-hospital-welcome-thanks-editorial.html
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>>135953
ZOMG HOW!!!!! Σ(゚д゚|||)
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>>135953
ez kid cool
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>>135953
you made the filesize bigger, I will make it smaller
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Right-wing Christians hate Pope Francis because he says the church is open to everybody. The LGBTQQI2SBRAAP+ crowd hates him because he won't allow gay marriage. God bless him for faithfully preserving a 2,000 year old morality that transcends today's culture war. I wish him good health and hope he will continue to be Pope for a while longer. 🙏
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>>135986
centrism: making everyone who actually cares mad since day one!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I miss Spyrocry
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crycrycry

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I just ate an entire chocolate bar.
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>>135696
Wait... if the chocolate is still there, then what was I..?
And why does this girl look so weird >>135658 did I just suck the NIGRA out of her succulent breast?
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That's nothing i just ate TWO!! entire chocolate bars🐹
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>>135698
ZOMG Σ(゚д゚|||)
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FATASS !!!
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I fart just now, sorry

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hello!! 💓
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Akari chan...
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>>135988
Uwaahh!! blush
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>>135988
Raep! biggrin
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>>135988
RAEP TIME waha
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raep < sister rabu

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Now this, this is art.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
BINCHOU-TAN IS INSIDE UR HEAD
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lmao internal organs.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Smol light blondie shota with a purple and a green eye, porcelain white skin, small freckles, fluffy hair, martial cute clothings that i will remove, sensible nipples, cute, spankable, grababble and fluffable butt and tummy, cuuuuuuuuteee small lips and nose, occult powers and strength, psychic powers, supersmart otaku and nerdy, can operate a Tank, likes things that cute boyish boys like in cute ways, wins against everyone and rises when taken down, has comically large weapons, sensible but resilient, loyal, molests and touches me, olympic, lunar, aristocratic, national socialist, oriental culture, embodies the spirit of Scythians and all the knights to succeed, pleiadian, dedicated to the temple, dedicated to protection, valiant and chivalrous, defender of ideals ans its people and metanatural kinship, competitive, protector, super curious, aeonian, boyish, with pink parts, cute plump but boyish hands and feet and legs, and will also let me lick his small but erectile ninnie full of love nectar, and that i would kiss and let fluff my body parts and my hair and suck my breasts and drink me while i heapat him, touch his butt and caress his ears, he also has a puppyboy samoyed form, i will also cut myself together with him and regenerate, in a non lethal way ans drink blood, and make angles with my leg muscles that would press his love flute inside me, we would play fight together and leash each other for fun, i would also finger both his mouth and butt, and of course! Wax play! All textures, smells, properties, colors and etc in our skin! Even on interesting places..! Too much bites, suckles and hickeys too! And we also would cook together and i would always feed him33333333 and we would do fencing, tank play, volleyball, other vehicles, videogames, all fun boy things he would think too i would be into!!! How could i forget alchemy, frisbee, legos and other worlds and roleplays, and about crafting, sewing, etc? Liking all live beings is also a really good sign!!! And we would kill hylics and live in a super fortress
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