>>11132
Do you have some sort of magical power sealed within (for example, a demon sealed in your right eye that you need to cover with a bandage so you won't curse the entire world)

I wrote a poem:
I am so chuuni,
The lives of others are so puny,
They all could drown in cement,
My soul would show no lament,

I am so chuuni,
The lives of others are so puny,
They all could turn into stone,
Still I would be in bed; lying prone,

I am so chuuni,
The lives of others are so puny,
They all could get flattened by a rock,
I'd keep my head high like a hawk.

APPLAUD!!!

A most impressive piece indeed

nuuchibyou (*^ーﾟ)b

wait, your letters don't talk?
what a weirdo lol

I hear voices all the time, not just when I'm reading letters...

And another weird thing is that for some reason the main character is talking but his mouth isn't moving. How is he even talking? How do the other characters not hear him, especially when he's speaking about them or revealing incriminating information? If he can talk without moving his mouth, why doesn't anyone else? Just doesn't make any sense!

what you can't do that either? you might want to get checked by a doctor

Wasn't me - according to teh action log, the last time I baleeted a post on Off-Topic was on 2024/03/28

The last several baleetions were by kaguya and various janitor-san, so relocate ur bombs!

inshallah

表紙だけで抜いた

総計：52冊ヽ(´∇`)ノ

お前らも言いたいこと言ってくれ
またこういうスレするかもしれないぞ

乙カレー！！こんな素晴らしいスレを立ててくれてヽ(´∇`)ノ
>No.1390
ああ、へゆりのみんな興味があるだろうね
>No.1393
そういってくれりてるならこっちもすごい読みたくなったけど
写真でもいいから面倒でなｋったら新しいスレでアップしてくれよ！
>No.1394
ネットアーカイブでもないなんてな・・・
>No.1396
わっはーー！
>No.1402
普通にかわいくてエロイっすね～
ホームページもセンスいい
>Too Much Discharge
ﾜﾛﾀ
>No.1408
そういうことならもっと汚くてべたべたなモノをかけちゃってもいいだろｗ
>No.1412
薄い本の前にピザが送られてくるかもさ
>No.1414
ちっせ！かわええ！
>No.1415
別にいいじゃねえ！おまけってやつで
>No.1418
おしっこがたくさん出るように～
>No.1423
男によってエロは不思議なもんですね
>No.1431
ちょっとうらやましいｗ
また機会があったら是非お願いいたします！

あぁ、また詠んだら色々ミスってバカ(;´Д`)

>>1433
>写真でもいいから面倒でなｋったら新しいスレでアップしてくれよ！
はーい、いいカメラ貰ってちゃんと全ページ撮ってへゆりの皆と英訳すれば楽しいだろう多分！俺思った。
>ホームページもセンスいい
ねえ！昔読んで面白かったよ。
PHPアプデートによるエラーでギャラリー破壊したけど、全ての画像を保存したからいつかも配布するかもしれない(今持ってない)
>そういうことならもっと汚くてべたべたなモノをかけちゃってもいいだろｗ
おい

>別にいいじゃねえ！おまけってやつで
ノンケとしてそんな可愛い作風でも男だと知ってるだけで抜けないけど、お前が喜ぶなら良し(´ー`)

>おしっこがたくさん出るように～
うわ俺よりやべーやつだ

Chuuni GET! I don't quite understand but it must be true!

>>11112
Welcome to Shibuya.
Chuuniness is our forte!

Reporting this to the government agencies. The dar princess will be stopped.

>>11150
Do you really think you can stop an ojousama?
She will just OHOHO at you.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

みなさんはどう？

ロリッ子大好き！

ENGthis looks absolutely lolicious, i didn't really like teh anime. But I been really curious to play teh VN. It's KEY after all. I heard a lot of good things from it.

>>66512
>who cares
People who care about teh rules, like teh mods. That's why I posted it on/q/, dummy

the filename has since been changed

>>66513
He didn't say "who cares", he said "who the fuck cares". Reported for abusing the greentext aka meme arrows feature.

(USER WAS REPORTED FOR BEING PEDANTIC)

mods reported for not understanding that 66519's post is a joke

>(USER WAS REPORTED FOR BEING PEDANTIC)
XD

Heyuri-tan was so happy about the house she had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be golden showers, and loli-orgies; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Heyuri-tan asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Kaguya was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Kaguya took a puff. Heyuri-tan couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Kaguya was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Kaguya started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Heyuri-tan wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Kaguya away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Kaguya cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Kaguya drove on in a fit of wild anger, Heyuri-tan knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Kaguya was dead. They said "Heyuri-tan, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Heyuri-tan cried. "We're sorry, Heyuri-tan, they also died." Heyuri-tan prayed, "Kamisama, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Heyuri-tan's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Heyuri-tan died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Heyuri-tan.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................

ctrl-F'd bel-air and got 0 results, disappointed, didn't read.

2ch style textboards are perfect. I hate imageboards ヽ(`Д´)ノ

(・∀・)あ？

https://web.archive.org/web/20021206071244/http://ekozu.s8.xrea.com/flash.html
Here is a bucnh of flashes related to 2ch.

LOL https://web.archive.org/web/20021115184555/http://liloatx.hp.infoseek.co.jp/gol2.html

these are good, thx for sharing ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I was just considering how getting advice and ideas about things from the Internet is an (obviously) crappy idea because any thread on any given topic is a tiny sample size, and a biased one at that, so after reading thru the whole thing you leave with very slanted ideas that don't really reflect the general population or really tell you what you should do.

If you allow me to get vaguely political, just earlier I was reading a thread on Reddit where the OP asked if the 1970s were 'as creepy as they seem in hindsight', which prompted several women to say that yes, they were creepy, and cite various negative experiences women faced, like sexual assault and such.

This got me thinking about the numerous other threads I'd seen where women expressed no problems with living in the 70s (anymore than any other decade), many even considering it better than right now, and feeling glad they were around then.

That's when it occurred to me that every thread courts a certain audience, first culled from the general userbase of the site (who in the majority cling to a certain worldview), then further culled by the 'group' which the thread came out of (subreddit or whatever else), which is focused on a certain topic, and approaches that topic according to the biases of the site (as well as some of their own), and then the OP, aware subconciously of the inherent biases in the site, uses leading language in their original post, aiming to court a certain audience.

Like in my example, why would the OP use the phrase 'as creepy as they seem in hindsight' unless they were seeking to court an audience that would confirm their pre-conceived biases?

>I was just considering how getting advice and ideas about things from the Internet is an (obviously) crappy idea because any thread on any given topic is a tiny sample size, and a biased one at that, so after reading thru the whole thing you leave with very slanted ideas that don't really reflect the general population or really tell you what you should do.

It's true, but the same applies IRL - more so in fact. As long as you're asking in multiple sites/groups, the Internet is a far broader pool of opinions than you could ever hope to find IRL. Whether that makes it better or not is debatable

People in this site are not autistic, they are Schizoids.
There is a very clear difference

>People in this site are not autistic, they are Schizoids.
I was diagnosed with teh spergz0rs...

>There is a very clear difference
As a kid my sensei/parents always suspected I was autistic, though I failed professional tests for it
It took several meetings with some psychiatrist very later on, until getting told about SzPD. At least that explained why was I being asked about hearing voices all the time (schizophrenia's negative symptoms are apparently similar)

I didn't know John Titor existed outside of Steins; until I went to a lecture where he got brought up, so I was briefly exited that the lecturer was a fan in that moment.

>>11074
But little did 11074-san know, that when the lecture was over and all the students have left for their dorms, their professor is a very different man. Alone in the lecture hall, sitting in his office chair, he whispers to himself... "El...Psy...Congroo..."

>>11075
*GATE OF STEINER plays in the background while the professor laughs maniacally*

I can only report that the lecture ended early because the professor, as he claimed, was afflicted by a migraine.

>>11093
it wasnt a migraine.....
IT WAS THE ORGANIZATION SENDING ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES TO HIS BRAIN SO HE WOULDNT TELL THE TRUTH!

Welp, I tried posting for the first time but it seems to be b0rked for me. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Maybe 2437-san was right, the damn thing doesn't work after all. Or maybe it's on my end, who knows.

The site uses Kusaba X, which according to a poster from this thread: https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/128966.html (where I also found about 711chan's revival) is unstable. So make of that what you will.
And I was looking forward to posting there too. Oh well. (;´Д`)

There's a reason why everyone generally sticks with lynxchan or jschan these days, boring as they are ^^;

Disregard above post! It works nao! ( ´ω`)
On another note, it's nice to see that within the couple of days it's been up, there's already been a lot of activity. What will the future hold for 711chan?

>I think we're at a crossroads where Heyuri can either sit idly by and fade into staleness and irrelevance, or put pedal to teh metal and remain the place to be ヽ(´∇`)ノ
(￣ー￣) hmph～！

Yawn. Let me know when 712chan is out.

normie is an ok word and exists way longer than 4chan, so shut up
we have to stop this faggotry of stopping the use of an word solely "cuz teh evil 4coocks use tehm "

But i still remember posts being removed and people getting corrected for using "normie"...

>>10912
are you lt77?

>>10943
He is not.

>>10913
no way. impossible. i won't believe it. the jay once
harshly corrected me for getting too lax
with the terminology many moons ago. that memory
serves as evidence that nf was original and correct
and n was the newer incorrect version.
anyone else doing it at the same time was wrong
compared to my abusive oniichan.

I don't know.

who

I'm looking for a sort of archive

aahub ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>10975
yep

this dingus thinks the best visual kei band isn't malice mizer... oh, how our society has fallen

visual kei is too faggy for my taste

is NO PAINS: NO GAINZ a faggy lyric?

The best visual kei band is BUCK-TICK. Get off my lawn!

This site doesn't necessarily attract scatfags, it's rather ordinary heyurizens awakening their fetish by seeing the pr0nz. It's a contagious fetish

I wish that everyone except me gets turned into a 2d loli 4evar.
Also, becoming omnipotent would also be nice I guess...

>>10989
I'd become a 2D loli as well?

To have a furry house-wife.

to never pee or poop again

It's called pixel art because it's created on a pixel-by-pixel level, not because it's made up of pixels (^^;

Also it's totally possible to make digital art that consists of code/instructions rather than pixels...

Didn't deserve to be baleeted IMHO

I don't even know what's supposed to be wrong with that image

If you look closely the book says "MORBING" on the side which I'm pretty sure is in direct violation of rules 7 and/or 8. The "moderator" that said it shouldn't have been deleted should be demodded and permab& or at least severely punished for defending that vile "image". I'm literally going to kill myself if I ever see another "image" like that again.

(USER WAS SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR THIS POST)

i made the thread that OP is (presumably) complaining about and im still not sure what the point of this is...

donmai, the thread is fine. I think only some image in it was deleted because it contains some new memes most of us seem to be unaware of
In any case, it's not to be made a big deal of

Have a nice day, that's all I hear every day
Have a nice day, I don't believe a word you say

*thunderclap*
*Dark metal riff*

Bad afternoon...

GLAD evening!

anxious morning (;´Д`)

>>10980
please make more posts like this