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I've decided I'm going to walk down the street naked with a VR headset strapped to my crotch. I'm going to call it "Dickvision". What do you think of this idea? :biggrin:
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i need to know more about the intended outcome
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Now that's the future :cool:

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I want to waste my life on an MMO. A cute one though, something with the cuteness of Panyga, but a little less boring. (sorry golf lovers)
Mabinogi seems like cute fun, but i don't know if i like the P2W part. Is there any other popular enough ones that i can sell the account of when i inevitably get tired of it? Maybe with some player economy? I like dicking about and trying to economy my way up to infamy.
This is probably way too specific...
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I'd tell you what game I play, but the video you attached makes me think you'd ruin it for everybody else, so... :sweat2:
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>>166134
aw cmon cuh you aint wan a lil divers ity in yo Game cuh cmon cuh let a nigra like me in :sad:
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>>166134
you made the right decision
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Y'ALL SEE THE GAME NIGGA??? :cool:
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ffxiv is probably the best game to lose yourself into - i picked it up last year and met dozens of people wanting to chat and quest together. i quit because it was way too addicting

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how do i pirate flash without getting raeped by malware?
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search /f/lagship on 4plebs ( ´ω`)
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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Lately my PENIS has been really small. It was never very big but it keeps getting smaller and smaller. I showed it to a friend who used to be a lot smaller than me and his is now noticeably bigger. Lately I cannot even reach the throat.
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Your friend will have to use your throat instead from now on
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>>166103
I would prefer he use my ANUS
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>it keeps getting smaller and smaller
>his is now noticeably bigger
I think your friend is stealing your PENIS size
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>>166154
But he hasn't gotten any bigger

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can i tell you something heyuri?
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Ichigo Marshmallow is really boring in comparison to Mitsudomoe. I really want a loli show that has lots of funny jokes and fanservice.
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>>166132
fanservice? more like fatservice
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just like my irl nobody cares :emo:

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4400.
Beat that, bitches :cool:
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44K until I got bored :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine

There's a condition called spontaneous human combustion. Now it's exactly how it's described. Some poor individual just bursts into flames. I think I've got a solution to this undeciphered issue.

We know that Constipation can get pretty severe correct! So my theory for why SHC happens is that someone get's so constipated that they can't even fart properly. eventually the gas begins to build up on the inside and then that gas could be set a flame due to a multitude of outside factors like getting insulted by a 12 year kid making you go into such a frenzy that you heat up and set yourself on flames.

Now then let's hear your Scientific theories Heyurizens
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Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?
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>>166146
Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.

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Heyuri is full of young virgin men, so ur eligible for a Pakira!
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panchina :iyahoo:
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what's that?
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:iyahoo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how am i meant to get a job if i have no work experience, i'm not smart and i have abysmal social skills?
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lie on your resume
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I hear that your chances are better if you color your skin black or brown.
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Work at Goodwill
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Lie on your CV, everybody does it. And just be real confident in the interview and wear a suit
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>>166070
get on your knees and BEG! (;´Д`)

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YES! Thank you :onigiri:

Flash@Heyuri
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How were your parents? Strict, or care free?
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Too care-free in the important things, too strict in the unimportant things :sweat2:
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is the meaning of the image that theyre both furries who need to stop fighting and accept their fursonas? :huh:
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I was beaten :p
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I effectively was an orphan
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self-centered narcissists who yelled at me if i dared show any personality or independence and regularly threatened me with violence

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We will watch Renkin San-kyuu Magical? Pokaan (2006) the next Saturday (20th), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

It's about some non-human girls such as a vampire or an android coming to our world to live in a small house together, and their experience of the human world they didn't learn much about before coming. I think it was mostly an episodic show, with plenty of cuteness and (some) ecchi :nyaoo-closedeyes:

For newcomers, you can find detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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15 minutes!!
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>>5686
Can't attend :cry:
I'll make sure to make it next time!
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it was my first time watching, was a lot of fun, thanks :3
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majikaru search!
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>>5747
it was mine too, I'm glad I was able to make it in time!

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do people actually like eating fruitcakes? i always thought it tasted awful.
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You're supposed to let them sit there and dry out, hardened to the point you can use them as a projectile weapon.
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i liek moist fruit cake
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Bought a Sega Genesis a few days ago, what gaems would you recommend?
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SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES
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Chakan and Gaiares :iyahoo:
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Sonic, obviously, but also Castlevania: Bloodlines, Shining in the Darkness (dungeon crawler) and Shining Force
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top games: 👍
Shadow Dancer (fucking love this game)
Shinobi 3
Ranger-X (I wish the cave level wasn't so early in the game, otherwise, this is such a cool ass game; you'll want a 6 button controller for the best experience)
Sonic 2, Sonic 3&K (Sonic 1 isn't that bad either)
Gunstar Heroes
Castlevania Bloodlines
MUSHA (almost put this in the below list, it's good, but has some weird design flaws)
Phantasy Star 4
Streets of Rage 2 (1 is okay, and western releases of 3 got fucked up)

other games I like 👊
Kawasaki Superbike Challenge (cool graphics, feels good to play)
Out Run (there are better ports now, but I have a soft spot for the Genesis version)
Granada (slightly janky top-down tank game, but I love this one)
Space Harrier II (very jank launch title, but I think it is fun)
Road Rash (I think it's jank now, but it is a classic for a reason)
Rocket Knight Adventures (some would put it in the top list, but it never quite hit those highs for me)
Super Hang-On (runs slow versus the arcade version but is still fun, has a neat home mode with upgrades too)

others (things not released in the US) 🇯🇵
Alien Soldier (kicks ass, if you can't beat the first boss, the game is actually doing a hard check on if you know how to play and you should up how the teleport dash and reflect mechanics work)
Super Fantasy Zone (why the fuck didn't this come out in the US)
Battle Mania: Daiginjou (we got the first game as Trouble Shooters)

I'm missing a few, but here's something to work with. :cool:
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>>166058
people keep telling me chakan is good but it never really clicked with me

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