Imagine being a vet and just doign unnecessary shit like this so you can charge crazy cat/dog ladies more money

>>159818
dream job (´人｀)

remember to never make rabbitfield a mod or he'll do that with heyurizen IPs

>>159789
who took a bite of the cat?

>>159817
I add mistake or weird quirk to my post very often.
there might be some pattern that make me recognizable, which I failed to account, but no one never ever noticed my samefagging so I feel pretty safe.
ps
for awhile I was consistently misspelling a particulare word but luckily I wasn't doing anything particularly obnoxious

>>159646
Dont insult mikus VAGINA like that. thats rude

>Having ruined your wizard perception with a 3D manko
The foolish unvirgins deserve to have their perception of 2d ruined since they succumbed to 3DPD.

>>159653
Why does she have a mini- PENIS coming out of her manko (;ﾟДﾟ)

>>159591
You know I'm quite surprised nobody has said that on the /j/ board yet.

>>159634
Miku's got two peeholes!

Will there be Wahaヽ(´ー｀)ノ

the final bos is a ENORMOUS COCK?

>>159826
Kaguya final boss

My plan is:
Add better effects and "juice".
Add power ups with diagonal and homing shots.
Add life drops.
Add a boss at the end of the stage (right now you just win when you reach the end).

If I can't make it to bunkasai, I will release as is, and then finish it later.

>>159757
You'll put ZUN out of business...
Awesome work anon, you've inspired me to get off my fat ass and actually get back to working on my project too

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kemonomimi thread

always was!

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>Let's make boring centrist babies.

Goo Goo or Ga Ga, its really too complicated to say for sure.

>>159738
Not OP, but lynchings in my country (Latin-America) don't really have a racial connotation. Like if someone gets caught trying to break into homes at night or whatever, he's probably getting fucked up, with the worst (best?) case scenario resulting in his death, thus, a lynching

>>159782
Lynching viewed in racial terms is modern misconception, that method of killing occurred before blacks were even imported, it was called "frontier justice" in early america because it was the community acting where they perceived law could/would not. It was never "racial" until it was racialized post-60s.
Your south american conception of the word is most accurate for most of american history.

Interesting troll sir

girlcock or GTFO

wut, the source text shows if embedded in the thread, but not if embedded from the main /f/ page

It's not your fault, probably the recent update b0rk it
I'll look at it (;´Д`)

fixed, thanks for reporting ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

<odd taxi
noice

Niceu!~

I wasnt prepared for how scary that was going to be, even after I saw the guy dip from the and "had a feeling". closed out , sorry.

NOPAN!
GO COMMANDO!

>fat ass
post photo evidence or all your threads will become autosage

^ What he said.

nopan + skirt

>>159463
can't find this webm on my drive, can you post it?

high school sweetheart

I will lose my virginity when I get sent to prison and receive a well deserved ass-raping.

I had recurring nightmares of the same ghost girl every week from age 5-12. Usually the setting was my house at night, none of the lights worked, and I'd start getting progressively more uneasy before she appeared somewhere. Once I saw her I would go in an uncontrollable panick, and either frantically run away or start crying while frozen in place before waking up in a cold sweat. She mainly stayed still just looking at me, sometimes floating closer like a noclipping 3D reference pose. Her face looked like normal girl too, not ugly hag or monster.
Anyway one night when I was 12, I dreamt I was in bed at night, feeling the presence, I blinked, then saw her standing at the foot of my bed, looking at me.
Something was different though, and I felt no fear, no unease, but one very clear and determined impetus. I quickly hopped out of the sheets, crawling toward her. I embraced her, kissed her, then eventually put it in while she didn't make a sound. It lasted for about a minute and I felt myself finish inside her while she hugged me.
Woke up that morning with a weird feeling of peace, along with sticky undies, and I never saw the spooky girl again.

About 6 years later I lost my virginity with a real (corporeal) girl in the same room, on the same bed. Was a neighbor girl about a year younger I had started dating, and we were jokingly texting back and forth that night about her coming to visit and 'play monopoly.'
I was shaking from nervousness the whole time, but was at ease the next time we had sex.

yuo can post on Heyuri!

how are you posting on Heyuri without a computer?

Install Gentoo.

>besides watching YouTube or playing games
Well, that's pretty much all i use mine for, so...

- Model anything you dream of! You can create 3D models of engines, bombs, guns, or normal nerdy shit. It's up to you! You can use FreeCAD for free!
- You can make PCBs or electrical boards in KiCad. So you can make a Tohotendo switch or something if you want, when you combine the two.
- Simulate stuff. Like exploding bombs. I think BRL-CAD has simulation software, or whatever the us military was using...

>dear God, what kind of Photoshop setup has you in the desktop with only the overlays active?
The Mac version - I think it used to be the default. I kinda liek it...

Keep in mind that on CS2 and earlier, you couldn't attach the smaller windows to the main window anyway, so the main window's only function was housing the menu bar and minimize/maximize/close buttons

>>159606
is that a bad thing? the paint tool ive been coding is like that.

its mai waifu!

>>159606
that's how things were back then

>>159611
It's no wonder they had to copy GIMP's UI back in 2015 because jesus

>>159504
you got another thing coming buster, prepare to fight

i'm waiting in the srs room, OP. Where the fuck are you??

I'm in there now, bring it

There isn't anyone there...

I'm in random room 1 but this guy isn't talking

I find hawking videos funny for some reason like a little kid

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I fukken LOL'd hard at the Hawkins ones

What a slut.

hi razor blade welcome to heyuri

Great... banned... as if my life couldn't get any more depressing... whatever

pretty fucking lulzy

>>159297
I thought your screencap was on steven universe there for a second. then i realized its some duolingo thing lmao. gross.

>>159620
Has literally anything not gotten worse over the past 5 years?

Art style may or may not be similar to Japanese animeeshon. If their staff appreciate anime and have fun creating something inspired by it, it's good on them

>>159625
I thought that was steven universe too

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Your fortune: Very bad luck

zOMG demon ANUS!

>Somebody should make a mod where you rape the cacodemon in the ANUS.
baffling that you thought that hadn't been made yet (;^Д^)

Wait cacodemons have VAGINAs, how did I never know

Do not discuss the holes.

https://x.com/romero/status/1074238408174772224

Stop drinking sugar. This is absolutely the easiest way to atleast prevent gaining weight. I do carbonated mineral water but you can do whatever that doesn't have kcal.

Start yapping about it. It can be someone IRL that listens to you, like a GF, or it can be AI, doesn't matter. Having your own little cheerleader will make it much more likely for you to stick to your routine. AI has the added benefit of being your personal trainer. It's not perfect but it has good insight and it can help estimate your kcal burn if you exercise.

Read food labels. You don't need to go in depth and read all the substances or whatever just check the kcal on everything briefly. I used to love mayo but dropped it immediately once I started doing this. Some foods can be deceptively fattening.

Exercise is not strictly neccessary but it can speed up progress significantly. And having momentum is important, because it's a good motivator to keep going. You can do strength or cardio, doesn't matter that much. Strength will make you lose more kcal by just existing but less while actually exercising. It's more of a long term investment. Cardio is a good way to burn kcal on the spot. Honestly it doesn't really matter which one you will pick they are about the same for the time investment. IMO pick strength if your goal is to pick up girls, pick cardio if you use public transport. If you decide to stop exercising at some point your cardio gains will likely last a bit longer than your strength ones. But really its about your preference and utility.

Calorie counting also isn't neccessary but helps a lot. You can weigh your food then punch it into AI or just math it out with the labels, you can find a lot of info online about what your kcal goal should be but honestly if youre close to 1500 daily you will lose weight for sure.

Don't neccessarily eat just because you're hungry. Remember that being hungry is actually a normal feeling that normal people are supposed to feel. It's not weird or fucked up to be hungry. Besides this hunger can also be a response to you having strong feelings about something or a confusion regarding thirst. Guaranteed if you start drinking a shitton of water daily you will be less hungry too. I used to go to the fride or pantry when hungry, then I'd stare at the food and just ask myself if I really need this. Often if you decide to just drink water instead of snacking right away you'll find you don't actually need the food. Accepting being hungry becomes second nature after you do it for a bit. Not saying you should be starving yourself just that stuffing yourself immediately when you're hungry is a really bad habit. You should really be drinking on the side (NON SUGAR) most of the time if possible. If you really must eat something that isn't a main meal it should be fruit. Apples are great for this, or stuff like watermelon but that can actually be really expensive depending on where you live. Generally snacks should be water and fiber.

I did all of the above and went from 95kg to 69kg from January to August. I decided to slow down after cuz I'm actually below what my target was when I started. I went particularly hard on the cardio and water drinking and it really makes a difference. I allowed myself to snack on fruit after cardio sessions too, though some people swear by protein but my goal was really just to lose weight first and foremost. It's also important that you keep weighing yourself, I do every morning, which is probably the best time because you will be the most dehydrated so you'll get a more consistent weight measure. A lot of it is just momentum, once you start losing weight it should motivate you to keep going. The start is the hardest for sure but you also lose the most weight then so the payoff is more obvious.

Sleep more
Drink more water
Drink more caffeine (but not more than once every 3 hours)
CICO

>>159540
don't lose your weight

Please, pal. Listen to the anons and get into the habit of watching calories, it helps and doesnt become a chore once you figure it out and get used to it. You even start to remember the calories of certain portions, like one cup of uncooked rice = about 600 calories, etc. and you wont even need to calculate anything.

You could just eat small amounts, but then youre under-eating which is bad. Isnt it better to find a balance and feed yourself well AND lose weight?

to lose weight you need to be on a calories defict. I ate 500 less calories / day and lost tons of weight over a few months.

I burn around 2000 calories a day, and ate 1500 calores. I skipped breakfast and didn't eat after 18.00. It's easy to grasp but hard to follow.

note that diet is more important that training, as walking for 1 hour burns around 6 calories / minute.


get at it fatso!

dogs love me and i love dogs!

I'll distract the dire wolf by stapling a bunch of juicy steaks to my butt!