[Settings] [Home] [Contact] [Catalog] [Search] [Thread watcher] [Private messages] [Admin]

We will watch Hand Maid May (2000) and Pantsu no Ana (1987) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

Last Oekaki@Heyuri post was 15 minutes ago
Last Strange World@Heyuri post was 10 minutes ago ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Filter boards

Want your banner here? Click here to submit yours!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Poland
Marked for deletion (Old)
2 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
>>
>>148598
holy SHIT, those knockers could knock someone out :astonish:
>>
good morning ヽ(´∇`)ノ i am from poland
picrel was also from poland
and he raped chilldren
>>

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how can i annoy my roommates without them knowing about it? i was thinking about spraying their food with a watered down sperm
Marked for deletion (Old)
6 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
wipe ur butt with the towel or clothes in the laundry basket (if they have either in the bathroom) - they'll probably notice eventually. its what i used to do to piss off otou-san :ph34r:

Your fortune: Only time will tell

>>
File: bedbugs.mp4
(4.37 MB, 576x1024)
4579328
infest their beds :smile:
>>
Better yet. Put a humidifier in your room and put low concentrations of various substances in it. Psychoactive substances would be extra cool
>>
>>148692
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas. :closed-eyes:
>>
>bedbugs.mp4
KILL EM WITH FIRE :sweat:

Lounge@Heyuri
Caution, this is gonna be a stream of consciousness.

When age comes up, I often claim to be older than I actually am, usually saying I was born in 1969. The trend is people pretend to be young, because they wanna be hip, talk to young people and groom. I assume. In my case, I don't want to be bothered by people sliding into my DMs, but it's also a wish that I was older. Maybe not that old, but still, 10 years at least.

I'm still kinda old as is, but as a result, I know what I've missed far clearer than anyone else, and I've been feeling this way for at least a decade. The chances I would have been the same person are minimal, my family circumstances were way different before I was born. But if somehow everything turned out the same, but 10 years earlier, I feel I would have achieved a lot more, or at least appreciated a lot more.

I could have seen the arrival of VHS, enjoyed arcades at their prime, entered uni at a time where discovering anime and Japan was more unknown, see the flourishing of the internet through limitations and thus more creativity. So much missed and only seen as a historical glimpse into the past. I experienced all these things, but right at the tail end of them. I know I'm lucky, but the door was closed right before I got to enter that paradise.

At least I got the 00s, but I wish that was the climax of my life, not the start. I envy the dead, but at least I get really crazy porn these days, so really I guess I can't complain all that much.
2 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
I don't think I'd turn out any differently as long as I had access to the internet ヽ(´ー`)ノ
>>
>>14466
Oh man no kidding, certainly the kids today have it rougher now. At least it seems that way, overtesting, sloppy education, straight up plain exploitation into a system dedicated to slap them with debt before they understand money management. Not to mention all the culture shit with sexual fuckery they have to deal with.

That said, skibidi toilet is surprisingly good.
>>
at least you experienced the 00s... ( ´,_ゝ`)
>>
>skibidi toilet is surprisingly good.
please elaborate
>>
>>14491
i'm not him but behind the obnoxious toilet humor it has good animation and a solid storyline

Off-Topic@Heyuri
OH YEAH!
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
Why is this guy such a freak? :glare:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: 500.gif
[Animated GIF](489 KB, 420x413)
500736
give me the aircon remoto give it to mee give it to meee ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
SHOWDOWN!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
My hair grows very fast. The only issue is... it grows horizontally and not vertically! They get poofier and poofier, but the length always stops at shoulder-level. What do you recommend?

I use this shampoo which is for curly hair. Mine's are actually wavy, but I like them to be more wavy-curly than wavy-straight.
11 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
>yeah i drew it just now
/j/'s first OC!!

>>
>>37
thats just minky momo
>>
>>48
you guessed it. ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
>>
>>22
>ut the length always stops at shoulder-level.
you have to cut split ends my dude :closed-eyes:
>>
>>50
Good thing I already went to the hairdresser not too long ago!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
WHERE IS MAI FRICKEN' CAR :angry::angry::angry::angry:

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
HAHAHA YEEEAAAAHHH. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DICK PIC, FRY MAN???
>>
>>148746
oh my..

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
yes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
who am i?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Marked for deletion (Old)
5 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
The Sexy one! We love you mod.. uh.. smart pretty sexy mod?
plz n0 b&
>>
File: 1739989913041316.gif
[Animated GIF](233 KB, 360x480)
238592
ahem, it was actually me!
>>
all of you were wrong clearly the great and mighty KAHN came back and is trying to talk to us through this thread
praise be kooz
>>
i know who you are!
you are a cutie!!!
>>
dont blame me i voted for puchippy

Off-Topic@Heyuri
NOM NOM NOM.
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
OH NOEZ TEH FEETS ARE EATEN (;゚Д゚)

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
I just bought the latest GPU! What videogame should I play with it?
Marked for deletion (Old)
4 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
>>148421
Woah woah, let's not get too crazy.
>>
Mabinogi!
>>
Sex 2 for PC-98.
>>
shizuku
>>
BUT CAN IT RUN CRYSIS??? キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
:cool: Technology

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Ape Escape
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
they're good-ass games ヽ(´∇`)ノ

AE1 is probably the coolest, even if I think some of the later levels are kind of screwy with their level design

AE3 has a lot of cool ideas but a: cute girl is actually easy mode, several monkeys don't run from her, and b: while normal catching is made harder, all the morph upgrades make catching incredibly easy

AE2 was kinda just bland compared to both, if not a bad game from what I remember, I probably should give it another goo
>>
rape escape is a better game

:biggrin:💨💨💨
>>
>>148658
I feel like the constant introduction of new gadgets breaks the pacing too much. By the later levels, when you have most unlocked already, it manageable, but the process drags down the early game.
The camera also sucks dick. Too cumbersome to direct and not enough draw distance for a gameplay based around searching small monkeys :closed-eyes:
>>
>>148662
the camera does suck and I will admit that the later games aren't much better about it
the draw distance is what it is, although the helmets are drawn at further distances than the rest of the model specifically to alleviate the issue

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:dance2: Heyuri party :dance2:
:onigiri::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::onigiri:
Marked for deletion (Old)
2 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
>>148565
this thread isn't about your bedroom :smile:
>>
nice party
>>
i see a BOKU
>>
puchippy
>>
moslam?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
>:3

Your fortune: Bad luck

Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR Σ(;゚Д゚)
>>
hungry kitty

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I personally do, but I think I'm going to stop doing that.
12 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
I liek teh sad/melancholic ones ( ´ω`)
>>
the next time preview narrator in votoms is my favorite part of the show

https://youtu.be/TYHZOtyNbRI
>>
>>
File: 17415555110750.webm
[Spoiler](1.16 MB, 640x480)
1218560
I skip entire episodes, sometimes entire seasons, and sometimes even entire titles :sweat2:

I don't skip endings and openings IF I like the music, though.

Here's me going to watch yet another show...
>>
>>4205
of curs hai do taht spoil me

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
o hai guyz

i brought us a scary movie we can watch together
unless ur 2 scurred? :nyaoo2:
>>
horror movie desu?
i think they are scary!
>>
You boughlt Sirent!!? That firm rooks too scaly fol me! 😰😨
>>
317440
>vlcsnap

CMMOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: 1438608.gif
[Animated GIF](497 KB, 533x468)
508928
LOL IM RUNNIN'
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
around da werl around da werl around da werl
>>
I found the real yasuna

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: ranpha.gif
[Animated GIF](195 KB, 183x245)
199680
posting on an epic website!!! :biggrin:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
u r epic!!! :onigiri:
>>
i love posting on heyuri dot net! :dance2:
>>
heyurii :xd:

3D Girls@Heyuri
生年月日:2004年10月19日
>>
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
>>
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
>>
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
>>
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Want your banner here? Click here to submit yours!

Delete post: []
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402] [403] [404] [405] [406] [407] [408] [409] [410] [411] [412] [413] [414] [415] [416] [417] [418] [419] [420] [421] [422] [423] [424] [425] [426] [427] [428] [429] [430] [431] [432] [433] [434] [435] [436] [437] [438] [439] [440] [441] [442] [443] [444] [445] [446] [447] [448] [449] [450] [451] [452] [453] [454] [455] [456] [457] [458] [459] [460] [461] [462] [463] [464] [465] [466] [467] [468] [469] [470] [471] [472] [473] [474] [475] [476] [477] [478] [479] [480] [481] [482] [483] [484] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489] [490] [491] [492] [493] [494] [495] [496] [497] [498] [499] [500] [501] [502] [503] [504] [505] [506] [507] [508] [509] [510] [511] [512] [513] [514] [515] [516] [517] [518] [519] [520] [521] [522] [523] [524] [525] [526] [527] [528] [529] [530] [531] [532] [533] [534] [535] [536] [537] [538] [539] [540] [541] [542] [543] [544] [545] [546] [547] [548] [549] [550] [551] [552] [553] [554] [555] [556] [557] [558] [559] [560] [561] [562] [563] [564] [565] [566] [567] [568] [569] [570] [571] [572] [573] [574] [575] [576] [577] [578] [579] [580] [581] [582] [583] [584] [585] [586] [587] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [609] [610] [611] [612] [613] [614] [615] [616] [617] [618] [619] [620] [621] [622] [623] [624] [625] [626] [627] [628] [629] [630] [631] [632] [633] [634] [635] [636] [637] [638] [639] [640] [641] [642] [643] [644] [645] [646] [647] [648] [649] [650] [651] [652] [653] [654] [655] [656] [657] [658] [659] [660] [661] [662] [663] [664] [665] [666] [667] [668] [669] [670] [671] [672] [673] [674] [675] [676] [677] [678] [679] [680] [681] [682] [683] [684] [685] [686] [687] [688] [689] [690] [691] [692] [693] [694] [695] [696] [697] [698] [699] [700] [701] [702] [703] [704] [705] [706] [707] [708] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [730] [731] [732] [733] [734] [735] [736] [737] [738] [739] [740] [741] [742] [743] [744] [745] [746] [747] [748] [749] [750] [751] [752] [753] [754] [755] [756] [757] [758] [759] [760] [761] [762] [763] [764] [765] [766] [767] [768] [769] [770] [771] [772] [773] [774] [775] [776] [777] [778] [779] [780] [781] [782] [783] [784] [785] [786]