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Off-Topic@Heyuri
count teh people
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four
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sorry. 3. sweat
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None. Those aren't people, they're Japaneses! <丶 `∀´>
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>>111338
tsk! you are a 🇰🇷
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Soon I will go to Myanmar to go kill browns. I am going to join the Karen army and sell all my property in my home country so I can buy the best equipment to kill those SEAmonkeys. I don't care about the ethics of the conflict, I will join the rebels just because they kill the Junta much more than the Junta kills them. When I decide to leave the country if someone comes with me to get back to Thailand I will kill him when I get back because I want to maximize the amount of scum I will clean off this planet.
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Ask them if they listen to Donna Summer.
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post rekts or GTFO

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: Geraldine.mp4
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I wish Gerald had stayed a girl because it was sexy
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Yuck... dark
>I wish Gerald had stayed a girl
Agreed

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Have you played onirism /b/?

It is a steam game with a loli main character.
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cute loli, shame there official doll simplify her bold features that made her so unique.
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i preordered two of these plushies for myself and a friend biggrin
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>>111378

They should release a figure.
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>>111336
i don't understand atf, i presume some of their target audience would be extremely paranoid but they require registration to get in, though that must help with bots
>>111362
nice
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
do you prefer the original architecture of the world trade center or the new architecture of the world trade center
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Ah... plane-chan... don't violate my architecture...
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new one looks like any other skyscaper, teh old was twin thus did stand out more
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>>111226
while i am not a huge fan of the new design i am happy that it is at least consistant with the design of the other buildings (3/4/7). the original was all over the place. from the short stubby black boxes at the bottom (4/5/6) to the out of place 7 wtc and the kinda ugly marriott hotel it was kinda all over the place.
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>>111102
the original is significantly more iconic, and having two of them is cooler
but the new one genuinely just looks better
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I like the minimalism of the old ones, the new one is too flashy.
It is a cool contrast between super minimal design and big huge buildings, it is a powerful symbol with straight ninety degree angels and plain colours, but it just werks somehow. Also it just encapsulates a time and a place, the design just screams 80s American office culture whereas the new one could be in Dubai, Shanghai, London or any city with tall buildings.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
cookies & cream is teh best flavor of icecream nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>111076
>a few drops of period blood
it's fun to joke about that, but doing anything eroi during a girl's period is incredibly unpleasant ( ´,_ゝ`)

the smell is abominable 😨
just like, deeply awful 🙅‍♀️
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ehhhh what about salted caramel ??!! xd
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according to Heyuri, CHOCOMINT FTW
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The best flavor is vanilla with crushed up chunks of dark chocolate.
But also vanilla with frozen raspberries is good too.
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>>111343
chocomint is great but it probably shouldn't be #1 (⌒∇⌒ゞ)

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
(^Д^) shes so cutee i wanna watch azumanga diaoh just for her
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Just like most azumanga fans nowadays! iyahoo
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Chiyo-chan is just a generic loli kyara for those who haven't seen teh show, unless it's also a n00b's first loli...
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big azumanga daioh fan watches the series for the first time!!
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>>1143
>Chiyo-chan is just a generic loli kyara for those who haven't seen teh show
Maybe so, but there isn't enough pr0nz of her! that's teh real problem nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>1140
>i wanna watch azumanga diaoh just for her
...You haven't?

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
they had to maek teh loli fat! angry
couldn't she been small and lolicious! glare1glare2
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I really luv fat/chubby loli but as previously discussed they always make the proportions have these 'defined' old lady curves cry

teh whole point of the loli body type is the lack of definition in the body, theyre supposed to be shaped like rectangles with varying amount of babyfat due to being prepubescent.

liek 1170-san said most loli, especially now, are just oddly proportioned 2D girls. What a shame closed-eyes2
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chubby lolis will save the world
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Chubby lolis need love too OP.
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I really like Kanna, it's just that they maed her extra fat! nyaoo2

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Colombia just lost the Copa América :(
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good for messi bad for my costa rican friend
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>>111304
Messi? Chyba "me ssij" lolololo
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>>111305
kurwa skad wiedziales
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México Lost I cried cry cry

Site Discussion@Heyuri
So... How did Heyuri end up with so many pedos? Half the userbase are non ironic lolicons. How'd that happen? Do non-pedos just leave after seeing the memes?

(Srs meta questions is 4 Site Discussion)
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>>67124
I don't subscribe to all posts about paedostuff coming from that, Heyuri has passively poked fun at itself for that since its inception and it works as a fair 'skin-thickness' test for new users. But what I've also seen on Heyuri for a very long time is these waves of people promoting "MAP" shit incessantly, every other post being about loli and totally 4 real paedo incest stories, and just overall being really fucking autistically obsessed with paedophilia. It only ever comes in waves that last about a few days and ends right when the general Heyuri sphere starts getting sick of it, usually following a /q/ thread for complaining.

You know what happens after that? 70% of the time, some sort of raid or DDoS attack. Once that's cleared up, we find screenshots of all of the MAP shit on the sites that did it. Coincidence? Nahhhhhh.

By now, I think we all know who's behind this... 👽
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why was my complaint removed? Someone's gotta say it when the meme becomes forced
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>>67127
what are you referring to?
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I'm going to be very honest with you. The reason is that Heyuri still kinda sucks and it attracts people with strange complexes. This is basic Lacanian analysis really. The average Heyuri user did not pass the oral-fecal stage and is still anal retentive.

Second Heyuri users are nostalgia whores who worship the past and since Mootles was a closet lolikon child rapist (seriously why do you think he's in hiding?) the average Heyurite thinks its his moral duty to fake rape fake children. Like all Jappafag waps they are convinced they are only honoring Japanese culture when the sodomization of underage children hasn't really been normal in Japan since the Meiji era and it wasn't little girls those Buddhist abbots were butt fucking.

In actual fact, Kaguya and Waha are running a sex cult where anons unwittingly offer their sperm as a sacrifice to Yaldobath Teh Fuhrer aka the blind idiot god. Everytime somone faps to a loli the sperm goes to teh Fuhrer who rises everyday in the east to fuck the sophia the daughter of chaos and maker her cum eternally to distract her from her sacred mission to destroy the earth to prevent the cosmos from collapsing.
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Third, whenever a site gets negative street cred it attracts boyfuckers who tell their friends about this place and there are always more pedos than towel headed waps. Heyuri is like the outlaws motorcylce club. It won't be long before Kaguya gets whacked (he's not that strong anyway) and the leadership passes to a ex-yakuza pedophile who will turn Heyuri into pornhub for aspiring young child actors just wanting to catch their big break. You can do it Charlie! Just believe in yourself! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>67136
Go back to sleep Vim sweat3

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
335872
loli 4 sale - bidding starts @ 24:01
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Just you guys wait... i have a perfect plan ph34r
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H-How dare you to try to lower teh price of lolis!?!?

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
this kind of position is so cuteblush
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Honestly, it looks like she is taking a massive shit and the dude ass fucking her is actually some monster made of feces she anally ejected out of herself that became sentient like the golem. Moral of this pic. Lolis shouldn't fuck around with Kabbalah.

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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Lolis are love. Lolis are life.
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
all hail lord kaguya-sama! o7

Lounge@Heyuri
He was a great man, a master of the dark sword, and a great master to his apprentice.
May his soul guide her to greatness and show her the power of the demon sealed within the blade.
Poseidon, the water god of the Organization that killed him, will pay for this.
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Take off that tripcode, boy.
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Keep rocking that tripcode, Laplace-san!
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tripfriends FTW ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Weeeeiiiiiii~~~ saitama
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Weeeeiiiiiii~~~ saitama again.... saitama2

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Lay down so we can inject this... dark
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what are you gonna inject? glare
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Your own CUM that impregnated teh loli
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>>1167
loli cant get pregnantΣ(゚д゚|||)
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thats why shes giving it back! rolleyes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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HAIGURE! HAIGURE! HAIGURE! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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so funny lol
does anyone have that jav where the guy goes around stopping time to fuck everyone? that was comical, couldn't even jerk off to it
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HAIGURE dance

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
do these things really make studying easier?
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>>105
>I nearly shat my pants
just as planned... ph34r muwahahaha!
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>>80
no i tried two of them Linear Algebra and Calculus
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>>110
>no
what wuz bad about it?
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i am a stupid person i doubt picture books would help me study
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I read the one on microprocessors. It was a fun read and I learn something at the time, but I see it more as a gentle showcase of what the field you are reading is about, than anything else. I learned more from reading the AMD64 architecture programmer's manual but there were no chinese cartoons in it and hence not as fun as the other read. On other hand, I also read the mango introduction to Calculus and since I didn't know anything about Calculus, it was actually helpful, but I imagine, if I reread it now or any person, that knows about one or two about Calculus, it would be same as with the microprocessor manga.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hawt...(´π`)
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