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Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)17:49:17 No.151415

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Lets try this guide to the ultimate fap :dark:

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5 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)20:35:24 No.151428

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>>151424
Are you taking vitamins daily? Are you on a diet like keto? I remember my libido going way down when I was only having ~15g carbs a day on keto.

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6 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)21:19:23 No.151436

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>>151416
between your balls and teh bootyhole theres a muscle that contracts allowing you to orgasm. what you want to do is relax your booty resting and contract that muscle achieving a hands free orgasm.

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7 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)21:42:01 No.151438

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>>151428
I'm not on a diet and am eating fairly healthy. I started taking vitamins two months ago thinking it might help but it didnt do shit and I read online the brand had a bad reputation (centrum) so I just stopped taking them. apparently this has a name, "sexual anhedonia". if I still have this in a year I will seppuku for sure. :biggrin:

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8 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)06:03:46 No.151474

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I find that the biggest contributing factor to cumshot size is how long you go without ejaculating, and then second is how long you masturbate before ejaculating. If you masturbate for a long time, but have had multiple ejaculations recently, the cumshot will be volumnous but very watery. More seminal fluid than sperm. If you masturbate for a short while, but have a lot of cum stored up, then youll cum a small amount of thick gobs.

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9 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/08/01(Fri)09:50:41 No.151486

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i'd only follow this if i were doing a cum jar and were on a tight schedule

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[Sad News] Hostage crisis at Heyuri server farm Reporter-san 2025/07/31(Thu)06:48:02 No.151360

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Breaking news! An armed gunman has breached datacenter security at Kaguya's private server farm in Texas, apparently he is holding the servers hostage in exchange for something. His motives are unclear.

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1 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)07:48:20 No.151365

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SFF LGA 775 Optiplex'es are the way God intended humans to use computers

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2 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)08:05:05 No.151366

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nice USP dude
for it for teh lulz! :mona2:

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3 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)08:05:34 No.151367

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>>151366
lol I tried to say for it to the lulz

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4 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/07/31(Thu)17:32:22 No.151412

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not server-chan!!! :cry:

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5 Anonymous

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bu korkunc bir haber :cry:

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ITSSSSSSSSSSSSS FRIDAY!! Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)07:31:44 No.2895

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1 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)07:32:24 No.2896

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Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)06:39:30 No.151477

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/08/01(Fri)06:58:56 No.151481

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good job!

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penguin thread hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/07/31(Thu)22:57:23 No.151447

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nigras stole my ice ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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1 Windows® ∞ 2025/07/31(Thu)23:06:29 No.151448

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I would travel the world by foot to give this penguin a hug if I knew he was still alive :cry:

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/08/01(Fri)03:37:53 No.151459

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>>151448
;_;7

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3 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)05:23:43 No.151466

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>>151448
>even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony he would immediately head back to the mountains
but what if he brought him TOWARDS the mountains? what would it do then?

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Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)00:12:23 No.151452

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OMFG ITS ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ

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1 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)02:06:44 No.151455

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A ghost!

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2 ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ◆syut81pGIU 2025/08/01(Fri)05:03:47 No.151461

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I'm being doxxed mods pls delete

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3 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)05:19:23 No.151464

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>>151461
you deserve it for showing the middle finger in public

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abc Sweet Emo 2025/07/31(Thu)15:09:32 No.2891

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Bishopu◆h4HfV64Q2c 2025/08/01(Fri)02:47:32 No.2893

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I swear this played a different song for when I first opened it but I can't trigger it.
It's the same song as played in whatisaman, I wonder if ruffle cached the previous song and played it in a different flash? :unsure:

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2 Bishopu◆h4HfV64Q2c SAGE! 2025/08/01(Fri)02:49:12 No.2894

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Oh nvm, I realize my confusion now. It plays the song later in the flash :sweat:

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Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)06:27:53 No.151350

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my favorite tron bonne character is tron bonne!

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1 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)06:28:50 No.151351

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this is my second favorite character design!

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2 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)01:39:42 No.151453

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My favorite Dr Slump character is Dr Slump

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3 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)02:02:43 No.151454

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>>151453
my favorite dr pepper character is the period

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4 Anonymous 2025/08/01(Fri)02:42:39 No.151457

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>>151453
mine is arale!

2D Cute@Heyuri

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Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)23:38:12 No.8083

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/07/29(Tue)06:30:27 No.2878

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)23:28:34 No.2892

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nice. I don't know honestly if David Icke and Alex Jones are disinfo agents, though, since it's possible they are alive because they are well known enough to be safe (people will start distrusting the powers that be if one "commits suicide")

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Former Heyuri/Kolyma Associate Apology Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)01:50:19 No.151322

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Hey.

So I had a shroom trip yesterday, and I feel as though I've been guided to try to write some mistakes I feel I've made on some online communities. My name is an unfamiliar name to most, because I wasn't a figure really do to my relative muteness, and I guess I'll start the apology with tying into that. I was a Heyuri mod, and Kolyma volunteer, but I really didn't participate to the degree I should have in various aspects of the community. I did not interact as I should have with the old Heyuri dicksword community as well as the IRC. I probably came across as standoffish to other Heyuri and staff and users. I truly did and still do love the community, I was just at the time an admittedly stunted sixteen year old extremely socially awkward young man. I should have spoken more in the community, and formed stonger bonds with other Kolyma members and Heyuri staff, Kaguya, Skyzzers, and Kuz though I don't know if he comes here anymore, I wanted to but just, could not think of what to say I was so damn awkward. Anonymous imageboards really were the only way I felt comfortable to fully express myself. Despite how I came across, I did think all of you were interesting and pleasant people to be around, I just was unable to reciprocate that pleasantness and I apologize. The main thing I apologize for abandoning both the community and what is now up.heyuri.net which I was supposed to maintain without a word. Simply put I was both overwhelmed in other life things and, this next part will sound ridiculous but, with all the drama, caused by various bad actors, the homepage incident with the hacking, I sort of got a bit of anxiety I somehow would get wrapped up which, was just illogical, unfounded paranoia, and I should have said so if I felt that way before stepping away. Still, I always have loved Heyuri, always will, may it prosper. Again, my apologies and may Heyuri live long...

- Nakura

ps. sorry for leaving the user fileboard creation script the trashiest piece of garbage ever it was almost all just executing bash via php, im glad its actually respectably implemented now

ps. i know i know is the most random, out of place post, five years later but, i will follow the wisdom of the ancient shrooms

ps. kuz if you see this still sorry for running sudo apt-get purge libc6 that one time, i do a lot of server stuff now and chuckle about the idiocy of that to this day

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16 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)17:14:49 No.151411

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did he leave when as drugs wore off? :unsure:

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17 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)18:28:47 No.151419

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I joined too late to meet you but I've heard about you, it's true that everyone thought you got v&. That's good news :tongue:

As for kuz, I doubt you will see him ever again, he's gone.

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18 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)18:42:54 No.151420

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>>151419
>As for kuz, I doubt you will see him ever again, he's gone.
He was a good man, the best. :emo:

Kaguya can almost begin to hold a light to his greatness! :kuz:

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19 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)22:13:48 No.151442

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>>151326
Appreciated ^^
>>151344
True, though how did you know this anon-san... :glare:

>>151353

>>151362
Nice to see you too! I have lurked over the years here and there but, life :closed-eyes2:

so I have missed many things. I certainly will read the wiki. That's sweet you thought about me warms my heart ^_^ they will NEVAR v& me. Yeah I understand kuzzykins stepped back and you are the admin now, definitely hope to stick around, had bouts of being around over the years but life kept lifing :cry:

. I still do love Heyuri always have and will.
>>151411
Drugs are temporary teh Heyuri spirit is 4evar.
>>151400
LOL I think I may have said something about LOLicon in IRC once so it makes sense perhaps. Yeah, I to an extent got burned out with imageboard dramafollowing so I don't know all the details but it seemed he had moved on to other things. His presence was certainly something that ciuld be felt here, though the magic burns just as strongly in his absence. Of course post numbers/activity aren't everything but the community still seems healthy and always has when I've come and lurked or made an occasional post, and its great to see. When I was here much younger I alwaya thought to myself the need for something "like" Heyuri most be fulfilled but now'd just say Heyuri itself is needed.

Was great to see some old faces, I'll be around.

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20 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/07/31(Thu)22:22:55 No.151444

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>>151420
>>As for kuz, I doubt you will see him ever again, he's gone.
>He was a good man, the best.
He was a good heyurian.

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Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)19:52:49 No.4150

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)06:09:38 No.151348

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did someone get teh shot?... :unsure:

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6 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)15:22:00 No.151395

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There's always that one guy not following the rules :angry:

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7 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)15:24:37 No.151397

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>>151395
BEAT TAHT GUY'S ASS! :angry:

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8 Windows® ∞ 2025/07/31(Thu)15:24:39 No.151398

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>>151395
it's good to see that my dude is genki and shit :biggrin:

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9 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)15:27:06 No.151399

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>>151393
more leik a massive WIMP circle!

they need to be 3 inches away from her p*ssy with a macro lens!!!!! Leik the good old dayz!!

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10 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/07/31(Thu)17:45:41 No.151414

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>they need to be 3 inches away from her p*ssy with a macro lens!!!!!
Exactly!
>>151395
I LOL'd

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Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)05:36:53 No.151339

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i want to play this game but the internet said that it has a bug that can wipe your ps3's hdd so i'm too scared to :sad:

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4 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)06:29:29 No.151352

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as long as it's not a guaranteed bug, i'd say to get some excitement in your pathetic life and play it, faggot

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5 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)06:31:57 No.151354

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>>151352
the crashing bug is guaranteed and i can deal with that but i can not deal with my hdd being wiped!

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6 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)11:23:12 No.151379

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You should upgrade your PS3's HDD to an SSD so stuff loads faster. While doing this you'll learn how easy it is to fix if it gets wiped and will no longer worry about it getting wiped.

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7 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)11:49:51 No.151382

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This looks like a cool game
sigh Another one goes to the backlog (´人｀)

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8 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)17:11:15 No.151409

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>>151379
but what about my saves?

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art thread ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ◆syut81pGIU 2025/07/30(Wed)18:11:18 No.151265

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Artist: unagi189

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6 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)08:41:29 No.151370

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7 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)15:32:08 No.151401

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>>151370
Cute ^^

Artist: Ishida Umi

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8 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)15:32:35 No.151402

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2025/07/31(Thu)15:32:54 No.151403

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10 kaminko; art critic 2025/07/31(Thu)16:48:17 No.151408

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>>151370
might as well look at a photograph, these are detailed but have no soul
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these too have no soul
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These are shit

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Anonymous 2025/07/29(Tue)06:27:39 ID:ULj8/RlQ No.69053

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Why doesn't the mysterious admin use a name, rather he just uses an ADMIN id? I'd like to know more about this illustrious figure, but he hides his name like the rest of us. curious...

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