>>5433

i looked them all up! very cool

https://www.ostan-collections.net/gallery/
find your favorite os-tan here

ME and 2k are the cutest, but 3.1 is probably my favorite after those two

admittedly, I've probably ended up spending more time with Windows 3.1 than ME or 2k (both replaced very quickly on my own systems by XP, while 3.1 has ended up being used more under emulation and I've probably had a 3.1-tan background on almost every install)
never been super big on XP-tan for some reason
95-tan is pretty good too, although I think I've seen less 95-tan pics than 3.1-tan ones

this is the real power of lolibaba ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

so os-tans' cup size depends on the ram of the puter... waoooww so cute

Wikipedia actually has an okay write up on a lot of them.

>MS-DOS-tan is most commonly represented as a shy schoolgirl, with black or dark grey hair in pigtails decorated with "DOS"-shaped hair ties; her hair ties are usually blue, but are sometimes depicted in the colors of the MS DOS prompt logo as shown in Windows. She wears round glasses, a white button-down blouse with a light blue skirt and suspenders. She carries around a keyboard, and is usually peeking around corners.

>Windows 3.1-tan is depicted as a gothic girl with a cat named "DOS-nuko" who represents MS-DOS 6.22. Some depictions of her are cheerful or deadpan. She has long white hair with red eyes, a purple bow on her hair, a lavender gothic dress and a purple bow on her chest with a "3.1" brooch. Her cat can transform into a cat girl with a nurse outfit. This specific design is called "Grandma", but she mostly looks young. 3.1-tan is called "oobaba-sama" which means "Grandma".

>Windows 95-tan is depicted as a Yamato nadeshiko who fought a battle with the Mac-tans in the 1990's and has retired. She was aware of developments of the Internet and multimedia, but however, she is unfamiliar with developments after Windows 95 such as the USB. She has long brown or orange hair, brown or pink eyes, and a bow of the Windows logo, a kimono of the hana256.bmp wallpaper in the Japanese version of Windows 95 and black sandals. She is often depicted as a motherly and kind woman.

>Windows 98-tan is a shy girl with an appearance of a middle school-aged person. She also has a mecha box, just like Windows 98SE-tan. She is 98SE-tan's sister. She has a dark history notebook. She has a blue bob cut, a golden 98 hair clip, blue eyes, a sleeveless white shirt and a blue or black skirt, blue or black thigh highs and brown or black shoes. She also has blue or black gloves.

>Windows 98SE-tan is depicted as a girl with an appearance of a middle-school-aged person who is prone to aggression and holds a can opener with her. She is a fan of professional wrestling. She has a mecha box, which is inspired by Vulcan from Zatch Bell. She has periwinkle or blue hair, a side ponytail with a cherry shaped hair tie. She has a green or teal sailor uniform.

>Windows Me-tan is a clumsy girl and tries her best in everything, but as a result, she always fails, but is always cheerful. She is the first OS-tan in the Futaba Channel, being created on August 6, 2003. She has mint green braids with an ahoge, a blue maid dress, with an orange or re

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here's the graph explaining it

>>5568
so true

>>5568
realest shit i've ever seen

>>5548
3x bigger than head is about as big as I'll go. But the closer to that, the sweeter...

Flat is justice, as they say.

please meet bombola chan

her supreme belly will surely convince sweden

>>163617
Most active thread in days. Never change Heyuri

m-m-masaka!

>>163736

Need...

Getting rid of it, if that were possible

That's called old age

I'd probably start speedrunning on twitch.

antidepressants do the job well

>>163966
at killing your pee pee?

HAADO TOMO

Exactly 5 years ago, the original HAADO GAY tomo was uploaded
https://heyuri.net/#news25_1

>>3822
id fuck the shit out of him

>>3828
You'd fuck the shit out of a hairy middle aged man with aids?

>>3829
Its not AIDS it's Gonorrea

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!!

MEGA PENIS

>>163958
omgwtflol

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>163940
i hope you don't mind me hiding your thread

>spilled out onto my private area, which it then absorbed
The birth of a new STD surely more potent than AIDS! Now just make love with as many creatures as you can to make sure it spreads! Also I'm impressed by the resilience of that Osaka fig, I'd expect some of the paint to have melted off by now.
>I can't promise you 2026 will be full of updates
Even a small update with no notable changes lets us know you're still alive and keeps us inspired to not give up on our own projects and ambitions. Even if you accidentally the whole jar you can always make a fresh one when opportunity strikes and your imouto forgets to flush the toilet or leaves a big juicy tampon in the trash or something.

>>163940
Your commitment is inspiring!

Take note younger Heyurizens: Commitment and dedication is how you achieve success!!

ignore the pussies ITT. ganbatte, IVU anon! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>163851
most of them don't, for some reason ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>163727
how did this pass rule 8

>>163896
they watch clips of it instead as short term videos

Everything about them sucks.

>>163819
It's not like you can't watch old things. I took the average release dates on my small jellyfin server and the average years for movies and TV shows were 1998 and 2006 respectively

EPISODE WAN
The 13 year old Fors goes to the small town of Windal, In search of the artifact the Artificial heart. In spite of his young age he knows everything about artifacts mainly because his older sister bought him books allowing him to study. She also was the one that gave him the ring of bark. Fors infiltrates the town and wanders through looking for anyone to give him more information however all of the inhabitants are staying inside most likely due to the vampire. Fors decides to use the ring of bark to create a small key and basically force his way into some poor guys house. He asks for information but the man is too scared to even speak. Realizing that he probably won't get any useful information from the townsfolk, He decides that he'll just look for the vampire the old fashioned way. Fors using his wood had created himself a robe to wear and thus he uses his ring of bark to expose his neck in hopes of luring out the vampire. He walks out and presents himself as a target and the vampire takes notice.

HNNNNNNNNNNG

cute

>>163923
i feel you. i used to feel static for months on end until i got really into researching theology and weapon systems. i guess these things takes effort so ganbatte!

>>163925
thank you :-)))))

you study religion? thats cool, im christian myself

>>163919
If you haven't tried jerking your flaccid peen for 5 hours while watching Doremi then you don't know that it won't cure your depression. Also change your diet, try eating things that taste really good like potatoes and chocolate for every meal and take vitamin supplements everyday.

>>163927
my diet is basically already like that, but recently i havent been wanting to eat so i havent been eating as much

LOL cheer up emo kid

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

seems like dem damn emogakins pretendin' again. (;´Д`)

thanks for teaching me a new word, heyuri

Why autosaged?
Give it 5 more years and a new generation will start being obsessed with the 2010s. And the older generation had vaporwave for instance. It goes much further than that too, this phenomenon of "faux nostalgia" isn't new.
It should be common knowledge that a "thing" becoming mainstream will most likely change, sooner or later, and its "fanbase?" can divide to those before and after the popularity wave. I wanted to write more but got stuck in a thought loop; it sucks that these "trend kids" don't care to educate themselves about what they like. They will move on and so will the trend, and on what website did you read this post? What was its original goal?

>Why autosaged?
Cuz faganon called and said all the "XYZ people are annoying and I'm gonna complain about them on Heyuri.net" threads lately were infringing on his gimmick

>>163935
...is that Yabujin?

The infamous wierd lay down attack!

https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?m=t&s=18984&c=58&d=40&p=19006

Based off my poem, penned shortly after the incident

Nevar forgit...

Track: 東方 [Piano] Stirring an Autumn Moon ~ Mooned Insect 『2』

i miss you, Strange World. (ﾉД`､)

>>163114
yaaa thats how it goes!! ┐( ˘_˘)┌

>>163249
you were clearly molested as a kid

hay wuts goin on here??

Adults cheat! And your just suppose to take that? Got rape by Ojisan? LOL who cares because your a stupid kid! But at least they can buy you pizza ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

>>163105
Many such cases..