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Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)15:21:31 No.158156 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)23:35:46 No.158186

Haha what a bunch of fags. :biggrin:

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Waking up from dreams sad へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/02(Thu)08:55:30 No.15046 [Reply]

Today I dreamt that I met a beautiful girl at my old church. She immediately confessed her feelings to me and everyone around us was very happy for us. But someone in the crowd said "loss hurts the most with those you love" and it confused me. Then we dated for a while and then she got kidnapped or something(?). She ended up being OK and we were happy to be together again but then my brother's 6 AM alarm woke me up. I miss my dream-gf and I've already started to forget what she looked like. All I know is that she was pretty and kind and nice to me.
:depression:

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1 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/02(Thu)10:30:55 No.15047

it happens to me all the time too, and I'm usually younger in my dreams too, and waking up to the 3D world in my aging body sux too (;´Д`)

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2 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/02(Thu)15:29:56 No.15050

Today a spam call woke me up from a dream. （ ´_ゝ`）

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3 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/08(Wed)20:50:24 No.15054

Last night I dreamt that I was out in an old street I lived in, and there was a kid riding this cool bike. Instead of handlebars, it had a winding thing like they had for car windows that you use to turn it. I stole it from him and took it for a joyride, until I accidentally ended up at his school, where his friend came to me and asked to give it back. so I did but then a bunch of kids were filming me on their phones （ ´,_ゝ`）
Then, I walked into a classroom doing a video presentation on how good their school is. In the video, the class is doing some activity and there is one lonely girl, the voiceover said she was a foster girl, then the teacher came over to invite her to participate (how kind!) except when she came over, she bumped into this really fat girl who was squatting, who toppled over and screamed. Everyone in the video and watching the video was totally oblivious to this.

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4 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/09(Thu)04:09:32 No.15055

Last night I dreamt that my cat was alive again, but his health was exactly how it was right before he died. He struggled to walk and had to sometimes lay down and rest for a while before getting back up to walk somewhere else. I just remember hopelessly petting him and feeling how skinny he had gotten since he wasn't eating. At the end of the dream he laid down and just let himself die. I've had other dreams too where he would be perfectly healthy and young and he'd run around excited. I always wake up from these feeling really sad.

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5 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/09(Thu)23:20:50 No.15061

Sometimes we wake up sad from dreams because of morning coritsol spikes. (´･ω･`)

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Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:51:57 No.3439 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:51:24 No.3438 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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CHIYO STAPLER hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/09(Thu)18:40:28 No.158165 [Reply]

Introducing chiyo stapler!!!1!11!!

now you can staple shit while looking at chiyo's crying face! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

buy now for $0.00 at your nearest heyuri

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)19:14:21 No.158167

she's sad because she knows the secret of how neko koneko stay attached

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:29:12 No.158169

>>158167
By TEH BUTTHOLE. :biggrin:

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Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:24:25 No.1151 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:25:15 No.1152

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/09/29(Mon)19:23:42 No.510 [Reply]

Which is better? (・∀・)

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/07(Tue)17:30:18 No.532

>>531
and smashing PENISes together, or however it works! yeah!

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/07(Tue)20:47:09 No.534

Yuriiii!!! :nida:

Yaoi is soooo unrealustic:oscuro:

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/08(Wed)00:49:45 No.535

yaoi is too violent. ( ;´Д` )

the yuri ive read is more lovey dovey, i think thats better

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/08(Wed)23:35:52 No.538

Yuri :3 I am very very gay

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:13:32 No.540

nobody stay yuri forever...

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Anonymous 2025/10/08(Wed)06:12:06 No.536 [Reply]

i love tall girls

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/08(Wed)06:57:02 No.537

YEAH YOU GET IT (＾Д^)(＾Д^)(＾Д^)(＾Д^)

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)20:11:35 No.539

>>536
*climbs you* :nyaoo2:

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James Joyce 2025/10/09(Thu)04:45:11 No.158138 [Reply]

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)05:47:34 No.158139

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OOG! THIS POST IS MAKING MY BOWELS MOVE ON THEIR OWN :blush:

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)06:01:25 No.158141

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Everyone knows when a girl farts, it's a mating call for anal sex :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)10:35:59 No.158148

>>158139
I wish it was this exciting when I took a shit. :cry:

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)19:38:33 No.158168

he would probably kill himself if he knew other people would read this.

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Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)12:52:03 No.158151 [Reply]

wait, is 40% of my dick length hidden inside my body?UNFAIR!N

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)13:23:46 No.158155

if you're fat it's a lot more than 40%

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)15:31:32 No.158157

you have 40% of PENIS inside you? what a faggot. (´∇`)σ

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)17:47:44 No.158163

All you gotta do is pull it out! ヽ(´∇`)ノ 8===============D

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)17:58:26 No.158164

I don't feel comfortable now knowing there is a PENIS inside my body (;´Д`)

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)18:40:35 No.158166

>>158164
liar

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Anonymous 2025/10/05(Sun)17:41:53 No.3399 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/05(Sun)21:53:03 No.3404

>>3399
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/05(Sun)21:53:04 No.3405

>>3399
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/05(Sun)22:06:53 No.3406

WTF

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)00:00:33 No.3407

>>3404
>>3405
lol, fucking retard fell for it twice (´∇`)σ

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)18:33:07 No.3437

OOGA BOOOOGA

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would you date a "saya?" へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/09(Thu)17:24:54 No.15056 [Reply]

you meet the girl of your dreams, shes so perfect it almost feels like god made her for you. her appearance is a perfect 10 to you, shes interested in all your hobbies, she understands you, she cooks the best food youve ever had, never ages to the point shes ugly, and loves you unconditionally. the whole package.

but thats only what you see. in reality shes one of the bubbling flesh blob aliens from saya no uta (;´Д`)

she still looks and feels like that perfect 10, but you know its a pus-leaking flesh demon. that food she makes is still the best youve ever had, but you know its raw human flesh. when you have teh sex with her its the best a person could ever have, but you cant even imagine what youre actually sticking your PENIS into. everyone else can see her real form too its not like a tulpa or whatever

keep in mind youre not entirely like fuminori in this situation where all you see is the disgusting shit except her, your life and mental state is otherwise normal.

all this in mind, would you stay with her? would you live a happy, full life of romance with her? why would or wouldnt you?

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/09(Thu)17:42:13 No.15057

since ur brain wouldn't be fucked up like fuminori's there doesn't seem to be any huge cons to this. pretty ez choice for me, saya ftw ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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2 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/09(Thu)18:25:15 No.15058

I didn't read the VN but from this description... why not, I would declare my reality as teh only truth and everyone else to be delusional :mona2:

I barely have enough money to feed myself though...

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Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)14:42:23 No.157843 [Reply]

36,500 americans in the Korean war so that k-pop could exist. Rember that everytime you are enjoying your precious BTS

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)19:30:41 No.157895

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>>157878
I liek having born in an era of peace... Back then, on top of having ur clothes soiled by the blood gushing out from Chinese abdomens after you charge at them with bayonets, you were getting kissed by your commanders for the "reward" :dark:

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/06(Mon)20:05:23 No.157902

>>157843
Aww, they shouldn't have. No, really. They shouldn't have. :sweat3:

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/07(Tue)19:46:52 No.157984

good. death to ameriKKKKa

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13 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)02:55:24 No.158132

Maybe if we nuked Best Korea they would have made loli manga too. Truman fucked us over.

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14 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)16:09:24 No.158160

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can we nuke another country for more anime?

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favorite visual novels? mims◆ozOtJW9BFA 2025/10/09(Thu)03:32:03 No.5393 [Reply]

i really like all the works from KEY but specifically little busters is my favorite ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)11:13:37 No.5394

currently oyatsu no jikan :biggrin:

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)12:24:34 No.5399

i liked moon

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/09(Thu)16:04:39 No.5400

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wafuu~
i also luv KEY, but i would say I liked Clannad a lot more in overall! I found the True end was better in Clannad vs Little Buster & teh music didn't nearily stand out as much as in clannad. I listend to teh Clannad OST a lot. :x3: