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Girl Talk@Heyuri
Gals, there is a certain Heyuri boy that I have a crush on!!! But I'm to embarrassed to talk to him... It's been like this for over a year now (>_<)

To the asocial virgin boy who may be reading this very thread: know that there is an attractive young virgin otaku Heyurian girl out there obsessively stalking all posts you make on Heyuri!
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NOOOOO HE IS MA BOY :angry::angry:

IF YOU DONT GIVE UP IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO U ヽ(`Д´)ノ

N I LOVE HIM:nosebleed::blush::love:
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it's me, right? Anonymous-kun! :blush:
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>>2133
nah it's definitely me she has a crush on:cool:
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GIVE US A HINT :worry2:
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It's probably rabbitfield

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chiyo penguin!
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stop being mean to the mods and rabbitfield especially rabbitfield (;´Д`) please calm down
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why are we talking about whoever's bitch this is going about misogyny, instead of how cute chiyo is? (-_-)
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moar chiyo penguin, pls :biggrin:
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>>186428
aww cute

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zOMG furries
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>>5095
IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US :kuma6::hokke::monapc::banana::saitama2:

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cute

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I finally started working on implement an expression system for my SVS project.
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I just realized I can't code anymore just looking at this. :biggrin:
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What's SVS? Elaborate
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>>186227
it's just a bit hard to read because of those long variable names and rather "compressed" lines (although to be fair I also try not to add newlines whenever I can), the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
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>>186381
>the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
It is a macro. The macro maps to a custom attribute that would normally do nothing. However, I could use a special program to modify the code such that all accesses and writes to any variable tagged with that attribute have an assert statement x >= 0 inserted before/after.
The idea behind this is because I plan to use a bounded model checker to formally verify the program as free of undefined behavior. The idea is constrain the search space and avoid false positives.
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>>186378
SVS is singing voice synthesis.

2D Ero@Heyuri
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is this a girl being ok with her man fucking someone else or is it the same girl before and after the sex
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translation
"O<3, Onee-chan<3, please change already!<3 I had enough with feeling good!<3"
"eeh? Onee-chan had a lot of nakadashi and got tired so..."
"It's onee-chan's boyfriend, right!?"

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hypothetically if my roommate killed herself this afternoon would it be ok to have sex with her body before informing her parents?
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i forgot to add i would only inform her family if they started to get suspicious after a few days so i would tell them 4 hours after..(not OP but i am 186112 kun)
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necrophilia is not illegal in itself, at least in burgerland. however, typically a law is broken getting to that point. for example, breaking and entering, trespassing, etc. but looks like you are in the green!
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>>186112
>I love suicidal girls
me too. they help alleviate my fears of long-term commitment.
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only one way to find out!!!
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I wouldn't touch it once rigor mortis sets in

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Poor Miku... How dare you! :angry::angry::angry:
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:drool::drool::drool:
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Every Miku is canon...
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>>9173
how about this one
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>>9173
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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who do you think was our last HUMAN president ?
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andrew jackson. last president to get the national debt to zero. indian trail of tears. my man.
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pez
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I miss pez too
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>186220
*pez uses side tackle and break your shoulder*
y-you do!!?!

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is this normal in families?
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you don't do this? :unsure:
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cats do that
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YES!!!!

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anyone liek pizza?

Just look at the puffy crust, the seasoning, that smooth texture, and oh god that cheese stretch. Fuck im cumming
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>>186303
mmm you liek that cp dont you. heres more links

https://up.heyuri.net/src/5970.gif
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pizza makes me very sleepy so i avoid eating it
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>>186304
>5970.gif
holy shit.. MOAR!!!11
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i havent had pizza in 2 months :drool:

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i had teh urge to read Kanon, but it feels so off to read a VN that set in winter when its hot outside! It feels it will ruin the feeling, guess Air would be more fit.... :sweat2:
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maybe if i put ice on MY BALLZ as i play!!! good idea!! :xd:
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kami-sama bless teh southern hemisphere. I'll play it :biggrin:
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trying to read SNOW too but the hot weather makes it feel out of place, unfortunately where i live it doesnt snow so i cant really feel like the game fits the weather
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just make some fake snow and throw it around ur room, then get a lot of fans and blast it in ur room
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>>186353
I've played teh first route and started teh second, i really like teh artstyle! I need 2 get back to it soon! :3

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kfgl,.kkjl,mxc

regards my cat
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>>186155
there's no need to be jealous
we can both pet the cat and then we will accidentally touch hands while reaching to pet him, our eyes will meet for a moment that will feel like an eternity and then we will quickly pull away, not looking at each other while our cheeks redden, it will be like in the movies ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>186153
i tried this with mayonnaise
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um, idk what to say.... i want 2 fuck teh cat. not you.
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>>186342
its to late you have to fuck OP
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vkjsduig!suibvb cmcmxcosasa.,

regards, puchiko

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I love heyuri because it's a refuge from the sharp culture decline on the internet that happened with web 2.0. I am not however a pedo, and I don't enjoy such things; preferring a full bodied woman. People very rarely post on /l/ so it isn't a problem for me and I don't judge others like dat.

However what bothers me is the constant, extremely obvious law enforcement phising threads, such as the one discussing underage ai nudify, the one inviting people to discuss the character arc of a ""pedophile"" in a popular anime that is extremely out of touch of what a loli is.
These threads started happening after Epik Fail, there is at least a couple per month.

I used to work for law enforcement in a company that made software they used, I know what they do, and this is exactly what they do, they phish on social media and underground sites like this to try to get people to say incriminating things, then they put that incriminating thing on record, and if that person is under police investigation in the future or goes to court for whatever reason they bring out the evidence. It is extremely common and literally tens of billions in the United States goes to funding an international effort to do this.

The mods should delete these threads, and stop being so fucking retarded. Especially hachi who is a clinical retard
I am honestly suspecting the mods are in on it, but knowing some of them from cgi I think it may be a safe bet they are just completely oblivious due to a profound degree of retardation
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If it's 2D/fiction, it generally stays or gets moved to /l/. 3D-related pedo stuff gets baleeted ever since the post-Epik Fail townhall (and we combed through every single thread on Heyuri up to that point to purge threads/posts of that nature), and we were baleeteing "MAP propaganda" material for years prior to that

We have had certain highly-persistent users who -for years now - seem to get off more to the idea of being a pedo (and flaunting it in everyone's faces as much as possible) rather than simply being pedos. I baleet a lot of those too
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>>70577
>the one inviting people to discuss the character arc of a ""pedophile"" in a popular anime that is extremely out of touch of what a loli is.

You clearly have not watched the show OP plus the author called Roxy a legal loli.

I doubt you are a former agent too.
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Doesnt anyone get tired of obsessing over p*dos? :dark:
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>>70586
>We have had certain highly-persistent users who -for years now - seem to get off more to the idea of being a pedo (and flaunting it in everyone's faces as much as possible) rather than simply being pedos.


Pedos are banned from every single social media platform, so when they get the opportunity to openly talk about being pedos they of course are gonna flaunt it.
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>>70594
it still works, so they'll continue to exploit it for at least the next decade :yawn: Teh Raep Island has just got big, there're still millions of unaware normies living their lives, etc...

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Uhhhhh me on the right. :sweat2:

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whats stopping u from doing this?? fear?
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>>186339
my neck caint do dat
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LIER!!!

Flash@Heyuri
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Needs more pr0n. :biggrin:
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what's going to happen to us if the shota liberation army wins :worry:
they better not try to separate me from my wife bant-tan :angry:
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I LOL'd several times, WIN
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mein fuhrer, this is WIN :xd:

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CUTE!
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(´・ω・`) jiiii....

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