h-hello sir

CAMPBELL: Snake, do you copy?

SNAKE: Loud and clear

CAMPBELL: Listen, Mantis is trying to trick you. He isn't appearing out of nowhere. Rather, he's taking advantage of the board style

SNAKE: Board style?

CAMPBELL: Yes. The file is not actually transparent, it's simply that it matches the background color of Futaba Classic; the default and therefore most common style. To make this thread totally lame simply change the board style to the "Burichan" option.

SNAKE: Burichan?

CAMPBELL: That is the only style that actually changes the background color. Sneak into the bottom right corner of the page and avoid any other option. We're counting on you Snake!

T-Thanks, Snake. Now i can experience true transparency

*dies*

>>111587
let me enter the MANKO DOMAIN (＾Д^)

PENIS PENIS PENIS

>>111648
Sorry for the inconvenience, but you will have to climb up teh shaft to get to the PENIS floor now

he's kneeling b4 the Queen!

>>1234
long live queen kokonoe

I've been showering multiple times a week lately. It's too time and energy consuming

>>111650
the truth is that your microsoft house turned against you! it isn't a bug, it's teh intended purpose!
(;ﾟДﾟ)

I liek taking a shower, I liek teh warmth, it gives me a short moment to think.

stop lying you satanic bastard.

posting in the shower ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
let the clean renew you!

Legend says that the Blue Screen was made of Bill Gates' semen, and that one day it will spread into every computer in the world causing the Cyber Apocalypse.

The only solution is to install Linux of course as >>111630 said. :)

>>111625
Same computer system everywhere is equal to every animal having the same immune system and it would just so happen one day that one virus wiped every species at once with nothing to recover from. The 'same team' is the loser team only and their fault of going all in on green and losing the roulette.

>>111610
...I think the company I'm working for is getting hit lmao.

antivirus? i thought it was just a service offered to companies to defend them for hackers, i dont know the details but i thought it was something akin to a firewall

LOL I HOEP THEY ENJOY TEH BLUE

everywhere you step covers your boot in manko juice and a distant moan is heard

I just bought 20-30 posters... We will see! I will maek a thread once i get them all!

>>111606
Oh

here's what i bought

>>111611
its teh swede again

i also pre-order this!

we are going all the way! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

FYI making report threads just stating there's delicious cheese pizza up on Offtopic is usually a waste of tiem. Becoz if a mod/janitor ends up seeing a report thread he's most liekly has already seen the CP regardless. basically: cp will show up on teh overboard liek any other thread, so there's really no point to reporting it here. in this case it was already deleted b4 you made this thread

No, Ika-chan! Smoking is bad for your gills!

maid costume is so moé~~

fuck nigga quit smoking cigs and start smoking dope all day all night

yeh should be smokin' teh kraken seaweed

>Mitaka and her delicious chocolate body
chocolate...

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>>11898
I don't remember much, they have some BBS style like Uboachan, i really don't remember much

>There are others. But I'm not telling you where.
evil (;´Д`)

>>11907
I hate it too, but I don't blame that poster. People are discouraged from sharing cool places because you know someone will find it and go shit it up if you did. （ ´,_ゝ`）

It is entirely wretched... (-＿-)
It's killing the internet!

What other good forums/sites/communities are out there? I dont want to go to Reddit or Discord

>>11912
I enjoy this one textboard called Post Office
https://afternoon.dynu.com/letterbox.html

if something is enjoyable,
longer = bettar
the only possible downside of consuming long things is if u have some kind of stupid principle of finishing media once started, and the series turn out to be boring. Luckily for me, I have low standards as long as girls are cute

>longer = bettar
i disagree to some point, as I personally haev problem with stickinng to something for too long. As i've always something else i wanna play or watch. Starting something new is moar fun!

play Galaxy Fraulein Yuna 1 and 2 on the PC-Engine CD
they're fairly short and fun

you use linux so it shouldn't be too hard to figure this out
install mednafen (emulator) and mednaffe (GUI frontend that makes mednafen much less of a pain in the ass)

first game patch:
http://stargood.org/trans/yuna.php

second game patch:
http://stargood.org/trans/yuna2.php

you'll need wine to use the provided batch files and tools, run wine cmd while in the folder and then run the batch file
or just do the patching on a Windows machine lol
CD game patching is always kind of a hassle vs just "here's my rom, here's an IPS/BPS" but it's not that hard.

the game images can be found here:
https://archive.org/download/nec_pc-engine-cd_turbografx-cd
first game is
Ginga Ojousama Densetsu Yuna (Japan) (FAAT, FABT, FACT).zip
second game is
Ginga Ojousama Densetsu Yuna 2 - Eien no Princess (Japan) (FABT).zip

these are "split bin" releases when following the instructions, I have never seen the non-split ones

emulator BIOS:
https://archive.org/download/nointro.tg-16
[BIOS] Super CD-ROM System (Japan) (v3.0).7z
extract it and mv the .pce file to ~/.mednafen/firmware/syscard3.pce

these aren't exactly groundbreaking games to a modern VN player, but they're cute, short, and very entertaining and I wanted more when I was done (＾Д^)
the production values are excellent and they're considered fairly classic by the nihonjin

and Yuna is so cute... (*´人｀*)

>>111449
i will learn japanese

>>111501
oh yeah, there's also the Sailor Moon PC-Engine one but I didn't actually play it yet

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (Japan).zip is the file on the CD download page
and
http://stargood.org/trans/bssm_pcecd.php
is the download link
you'd set it up in the same way as the Yuna games

there are interactive segments here and there but the vast majority is just a straight VN affair
the art is nowhere as nice as in Yuna but oh well

>>111359
tanks kick ass

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>>1229
teh screw groper

>>111506
No. You will be the class pet.

>>111508
>No. You will be the class pet.
i hoep we can play all kinds of games with the class pet

>>111506
Who's that character? Reverse search turns up nothing

>>111536
Sailor UrANUS

>>111506
>>111537
So wait, I thought she has green eyes, and now there's two fanarts where she has blue eyes? Or did it change at some point? I know Samus used to have blue eyes, but nowadays they're blueish-green on official art...

It's anti-aryan propaganda!!! Changing eye color, and sometimes even hair color of our beloved arishe frauen!!!

>>111517
don't eat any meat or junk food or stuff like asparagus or coffee for 24 hours prior and stay hydrated and it'll smell and taste fine

>>111519
teh piss potion!

Teh piss potion - a legendary potion that's source to be unknown. Upon use; there is 50% chance you you get power of a loli KAMI. As said source to be from a cute loli kami... However, if bad luck - you will die.

>>111522
Refill it at the nearest bonfire!

>>111527
LOL, epic loot!!!