Happy ANUS day, 4chan!

No :)

>>8217
OP is talking about 4-ch.net, which, despite its similar name, is not 4chan. And 4chan's anniversary was at the beginning of the month anyway.

Happy ANUS day, indeed, 4-ch!

damn how old is 4-ch now? longest running kareha site on the web

happy ANUS day /dqn/

>>8219

I knew that. I was doing a little silly on you.

File baleeted, but plz provide moar context/proof for this kinda thing when reporting - I'd never seen nor heard of this b4 I looked it up just now:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/live-tucker-reaction

(that said, the fag who always posts nu-4chan filename pics nearly always breaks R7+R8, so it's usually a safe bet...)

i fucking luv macho men!

no problem g

ur welcome, bub

You found shitting? Where?!

If you have a balanced diet and drink enough water your shittening will be less disgusting

I agree

I wish shitting didn't exist

Last night I was shitting on the toilet so bad that water started to come out my asshole. it hurts so much. And Im always constipated

i liek girls shitting!
(＠^▽^)/ https://up.heyuri.net/src/2943.jpg

I put a lot of effort in that LOL PENIS thread you're being too mean

>https://img.heyuri.net/b/oldold/
All Heyuri n00bs should skim old Heyuri archives to get a feel for how things were b4 teh big n00b influx of early 2023, and should especially view posts from teh "golden age" of summer 2020

If our lighthearted/zany culture u see there doesn't appeal 2 u, Heyuri is not teh place 2 be 4 u!!!

>I put a lot of effort in that LOL PENIS thread you're being too mean
I thought it was k00l

>>65320
ur thread has been redeemed. i was upset but now there is finally some good OC on /b/
i really was hopeless for a while...(＾Д^)

You know we can see IPs and look up to see if they're Tor exit nodes (which the OP of that thread, the reply, and ur OP here are), rite?

>>65301
you didn't answer the question
and no, I'm not the OP, I also want to know why it got removed

>I also want to know why it got removed
1. It's a thinly-veiled "whites > blacks" thread
2. It was made shortly after one (or more) users had already been B& over 9000 times for posting Rule 7 crap - a recurring trend lately that both kaguya and I had independently noticed and been attempting to mitigate (to little avail, clearly)
3. kaguya flipped a coin on whether to delete it or autosage it, and "delete it" won so he deleted it

Regarding the reason why we sometimes avoid commenting on these kinds of "why was x deleted/banned" posts - it's because lately a certain user (or users) have repeatedly been trying to stir up trouble using the following routine:

1. Make an obviously and intentionally rule-breaking post (such as posting /pol/ material, bringing up trans crap, being an asshole towards other Heyuri users, etc.) that gets rightfully deleted and/or gets the user banned
2. (Optional) Repeatedly repost the rule-breaking post (or something similar to it) over and over by using a VPN/Tor, getting banned and having their posts deleted each time
3. Complain on Site Discussion that their post has been unjustly removed or that they've been unfairly banned, demanding an explanation (also capitalizing on any mistake that the staff-san may have made while frantically trying to play whack-a-mole with the rule-breaker, plus posts from other users who are wondering what's going on)
4. Deny any wrongdoing, often by using the fact their post is longer readable to their advantage
5. Claim "the mods" (o hai 4chan!) are "too strict", "unjust", "going rogue", "on their period", "getting pissy", etc.
6. Comb through anything that Heyuri staff-san posts in response (having made the critical error of feeding the troll) to find "gotchas", using their willingness to communicate and desire to be transparent against them
7. Return to start

This has happened more times than I could count now - often by the same handful of repeat rulebreakers who are seemingly on some kind of personal mission to force their miserable crap onto Heyuri. It's freaking tiring, and rarely worth the hassle of responding to - especially if the user(s) you'd be responding to were posting in bad faith to begin with

I wanna spend my time on Heyuri having fun - making posts and working on kewl OC & new site features, while helping to clean up the occasional spam and drive-by rulebreakers - and that's mostly how things were until relatively recently. But these days I'm having to deal with this retarded time-wasting crap from disingenuous butth0les on a near-daily basis, otherwise Heyuri gets inundated with rule-breaking posts and loses the thing that makes it special - the absence of nu-internet garbage

I think this is a troll because >>65303 is the same IP as >>65302 who claims his posts are often "unjustly removed" and comes to this board to complain after breaking rules - same as the OP shown in this thread's OP image, which he claims to not be a different person from. Even if they really are different people who aren't deliberate just attempting to party poop, they are both unwilling to learn our rules and act accordingly anyways.

I am locking the two threads and we will delete if you make any more threads. It's waste of our energy to explain you the obvious.

>>65304
b4 I lock, I wanted to say this (which is the "waste of our energy" I mentioned) is all true including the flipping the coin part

This is getting ridiculous. Can you at least explain how is my post rule 7 or how other posts in that thread aren't?

The thread itself isn't Rule 7, your post is trying to direct it to that way. I don't know enough to comment on if that term is really political, but that doesn't really matter if noone besides you cared

Constantly breaking the rules & evading your ban, spamming the same comments after they are getting deleted, then complaining on this board each time asking for "an explanation" won't get you anywhere.

>evading your ban
What am I supposed to do when my posts are deleted without any explanation when they don't even really b0rk teh rules as far as I know? You are very unresponsive on /q/ so I doubt you'd respond if I asked after teh first time

>What am I supposed to do when my posts are deleted
For beginners, don't repost the same post over and over while it gets you B& each time

>>65298
I have to agree with anon here. Everytime I feel like my posts have been unjustly removed and I come here to ask the reason why, moderator-san just gets pissy about it instead of answering the question.

Not sure how long exactly but it's at least longer than a few days in my experience. You can change one pixel and post it

If i understood correctly, if an image with the same md5 exists on the server, it can't be uploaded.
So you can't post the same image until the thread is deleted.

I don't want to create a new thread for this but banner135.png is missing

it was meant to be .jpg, fixed - it will take an hour or two to show up due to server cache.

mods stopped reading /q/
now things are becoming /s4s/

I support it

girls have ANUS too!

On the topic of wordfilters, I am open to suggestions on adding more link filters liek Uploader@Heyuri, Heyuri★CGI, @party ii, Polls@Heyuri or Dating@Heyuri which I just added.
The point is bringing more attention to these stuff. It can be adding quick links to Heyuri related stuff, or leading to useful information that Heyuri users may not know but should be informed about.

*fixed the @Party II filter

goodbye mister computer

sayonara pasokon san

goodbye crap-uter (´～`)7

sayonara ;_;7

farewell, my sweet central processing unit
may you go to motherboard heaven up above (;´Д`)

>>7796
anyone sane stopped using twitter a LONG time ago... probably shortly after 2016

>>7796
I would like twitter users to stay away from good sites like this..
More likely everyone just goes to use instagram or reddit or whatever.

DOWN WITH WEB 2.0

REPEAL SECTION 230

btw Heyuri is hosted in the Netherlands so it shouldn't affect it

Heyuri is Web 2.0 o_0

Also, Heyuri is hosted in Atlantis! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

heyuri is web 69.420

You only ever use it while writing "B&!"

looks liek someone didn't pass Symbol School

I know what it is....... but I'm not telling you~ (´･ω･`)

It's how a Japanese pronounces "ample sand".

its what I use when i need the boolean operator AND in C

despair

(´ー`)

Let's use Encarta instead ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>7789
>but anything about history, current events, people, I refuse.
I always start with wikipedia and then check other websites.
>What do you read on Wikipedia? I occasionally read mathematics or computing articles on it if I want some simpler explanation
I hate sience but I did read stuff about Thermodynamics, Chaos theory (sounds really cool) and computer stuff.
I mostly read the personal life of people like euler, fourier, gauss and fabrice bellard (I really love this guy for some reason) and fun facts about them.
Also History stuff (mostly the military): carthage, rome, dacia, norsemen, invasions, napoleon,
islamic states, sengoku period, world war 2...

My 2 favorites things I learned from wikipedia are funny things happening in battles:

funny cavalry charge in world war 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_of_the_Savoia_Cavalleria_at_Izbushensky
>Alessandro had no choice but to order, as a last resort, a cavalry charge with drawn sabers and hand grenades against entrenched infantry.
>Corporal Lolli, unable to draw, as his saber was stuck in its sheath, charged holding high a hand grenade; Trumpeter Carenzi, having to handle both trumpet and pistol, unintentionally shot his own horse in the head.[3] Some horses, even though riddled by bullets, would keep galloping for hundreds of meters, squirting blood at every beat, suddenly collapsing only a while after their actual death.[4] After having crossed just about half of the Soviet line the strength of the squadron was already reduced by half, and the commander himself was grounded.
>Result Italian victory
>Shortly afterwards German liaison cavalry officers arrived. They were deployed at the left of the Savoia and they had witnessed everything from the neighbouring heights. They expressed their wonder and admiration for the anachronistic episode to Alessandro, saying: "Colonel, these kinds of things, we cannot do them anymore".
>After removing the wounded and the dead, the battlefield remained covered with dead horses.
>A much-loved and much-honoured survivor of the Izbushensky charge was Albino, a horse which, though blinded in the battle, lived until 1960.

Funny death in Wars in Lombardy (why is it always the italians?):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Zagonara
> The only condottiero(I think it means captain) who died in the battle was Lodovico degli Obizzi, who fell off his horse and suffocated in the mud.[1]

>>Corporal Lolli
Lolico died in the battle of Izbushensky in 1942

its good for researching masturbation sceience

When a post stands out as rule-breaking, I'll log in to teh mod panel (which shows the IP address of every post) to deal with it. Sometimes the post in question will be from a familiar IP address/range that I've seen dozens of times before when dealing with rule-breaking posts, at which point I'll give the post less benefit of the doubt and maybe deal out a longer ban duration (not that it makes much difference)

I'm not monitoring teh mod panel and categorizing every IP into naughty & nice lists liek Santa-san if that's what ur asking

yes they do, and I'm on teh nice list

>>65215
You should do that and at christmas give them nice little decorations depending on what list they're on >:)

Could a mod kindly confirm or deny my suspicions that the painfully unfunny PENIS and VAGINA spam on /b/ is coming entirely from one luser trying really hard to force a meme?

>Could a mod kindly confirm or deny my suspicions that the painfully unfunny PENIS and VAGINA spam on /b/ is coming entirely from one luser trying really hard to force a meme?
Others have begun joining in recently, but yeah - the VAST majority of it has been coming from a single user

アイ・アム・ジャパニーズ・ハナスDESU

買い物する時、レジで「ポイントカードありますか」と訊かれたら
あえて「無いです」と答えてる。
俺は語尾の声が小さくて「ありません」だと聞き返されることもあるから。

俺もポイントカードがあっても「ない」と答える
そははコミュ症があってレジであまり話したくないからだ
「はい、あります」と返事したら答えのわからない変な質問を受ける可能性は怖い

>そはは
それは*

>>980

そっはははははー！！

Honestly, I have no idea. There is no ban on the list with that times. Can you just wait it out and act as if that has never happened please?

NVM, I didn't realize today was the 19th - I thought you just took it. I thought there was another bug
We can't see past bans (so this needs confirmation), but it was probably a range TOR block, which should have been specified even if it was apparent.

kagy is so cute when he gets confused...

>>65251
Not going to mention individual cases but this happened a lot while developing kokonotsuba (・∀・)
Reporting in too. I haven't tripped in a while but i'm still here watching every single post you make

As a vpn user, there have been many cases which my ip has been blocked / added to spamlist. I also received ban-warning i know for certain wasn't towards me. This is teh issue with sharing teh same IP-addresses - if you use teh same service, which has been teh case.

With these reason in mind, I often do not jump around with my IP adresses to much and stay with in same region.

when my time comes, ill put mine here. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Facebook.

I mean, there is not an archive or something of the sort?