all a / b / c / f / h / jp / l / o / q / s / sw / lounge cgi up wiki
[Home] [Catalog] [Search] [Inbox] [Write PM] [Admin]
[Return]

Posting mode: Reply
(for deletion, 8 chars max)
  • Allowed file types are: gif, jpg, jpeg, png, bmp, swf, webm, mp4
  • Maximum file size allowed is 50000 KB.
  • Images greater than 200 * 200 pixels will be thumbnailed.
We will hold the 12th Townhall next Saturday (5th) 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
File: cooking tiem.jpg
(200 KB, 1440x1080)[ImgOps]
200 KB
No.109564
evar wonder how 2 maek chocolate cakey? well you are in luck becase through lomng hours of experimentation i haev invented a new recipe. it was a long process full of long sleepless nights trying slightly different combinations of shi-- toppings. So here is the recipe...


STEP 1.FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKING CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE OR EVEN COOKING AS A WHOLE! (except operating a oven)
STEP 2. get loli, if one is not immediately available then abduct one. specific age doesn't matter as long as they haev a virgin loli body
STEP 3. get human shit, this will be important later. Get medium soft shit, runny shit is yucky and not of much use. Get rock-hard shit for extra decrative toppings / cake decoration
STEP 4. CAKE POWDER. it should be at your store.
STEP 5. aquire milk cockolate. should b ez to get.

NOW COOKING BEGINS biggrin

STEP 6. put a large 1m radius bowl and pour it all into the bowl.
STEP 7. pour one jar of (fresh) milf milk into the bowl.
STEP 8. drizzle loli love juices into the mixture, it will increase sweetness in the final product.
STEP 9. MIX IT ALL
STEP 10. puit the bowl into a oven, at a temperature of around 300 degres celcius for around 30 minutes,.

TIEM 4 ICING happy

STEP 11. get another mixing bowl
STEP 12. put the full block of chocolate into it. make sure to fondle it so it's soft.
STEP 13. NOW THE FUN PART... put all the shit in.
STEP 14. If it doesn't get "soft" enough like icing then put more love juices in to make it more runny which will work better as icing.
STEP 15.if you waited 30 miunutes already then take teh bowl out of oven, tip it over so you get the cake out, the cakey should be round like a supple ass... banana

FINAL PART dance2

STEP 16. slather the whole thing in the shit-icing with a spatula or whatever. Use your hands if you can be bothered...
STEP 17 (optional). put the hard shit stools on it around in a circle on the top.
STEP 18. ???
STEP 19. sell it for profit


If you haewv any suggestions for the recipe then please contribute... it feels too bland still, not enough flavbour... closed-eyes it shall be improved until it reaches objective perfection. Kami-sama will enjoy it by then.
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
No.109565
File: 0eb86ffe6988461d96413ed21d64a1c7.jpg
(216 KB, 1558x2048)[ImgOps]
216 KB
better recipe:
1. feed lots of chocolate and sweets to loli
2. wait until she needs to go #2
3. eat fresh hot chocolate brownies directly out of her butt
4. (optional) if you want it to be more decorative, feed her something like corn
>>
No.109566
>>109565
sounds liek a simple snack, howevar it doesn't seem like a full meal to me....
>>
No.109567
File: iliekcorm.jpg
(49 KB, 640x480)[ImgOps]
49 KB
>>109565
>>
No.109568
American here
I tried to get chocolate milk but all my brown cows became gardeners cry
>>
No.109569
>>109567
delicious corm drool
>>
No.109570
File: xwj8g6p24zb51.png
(1579 KB, 1920x1080)[ImgOps]
1579 KB
Did i do it right? smile
>>
No.109579
>>109570
burned hair drool
>>
No.109607
>>109570
>Did i do it right?
looks good, but what is teh blood on the right?
>>
No.109609
>>109607
Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
>>
No.109638
>>109609
>Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
unless you liek your cakey being sour then you'll have to find another little girl
>>
No.109659
File: ケーキの唄 sm38210271 豊臣秀吉の埋蔵金.mp4
(3620 KB, 640x360)
3620 KB
lolicons would enjoy eating that kind of cake but would lolis?
Delete post: []