CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING DESUCHAN BACK!!
desufuckers need to read this https://cidoku.net/notes/excess_nostalgia
heh, talk about ironic when the whole website tries to act and look like the old web.
>>57856Desu is always the first thing "newfags" cling on to when they read about old 4chan, true every single time
it's about the loli magic, desu
>>57856I was talking about the site and not the memes.
Today I got pissed off so I threw my chair at my wall and my grandma was home and she heard it and saw that I put 2 medium size holes in the wall she helped me put a flag up over it and told me she won't say anything to my parents
This is what it looks like right now
THERE ARE HOLES IN THE WALL!?!?
>>57743It's not too bad. You should try fixing it yourself, it's a good opportunity to get basic house maintenance skills before you get your own house, too. You won't need anything expensive or dangerous (fumes, etc.) to deal with this.
my grandma would've murdered me
I throw a chair in the wall and maed a hole in the wall so my grandma murder me, and thats how I got reincarnated as a loli, the anime season 2.
Would you upload your mind to the internet and live forever, but your body dies?
>>57771I feel like I've heard the line of thought "God is consciousness" before. Can't remember where I heard it though. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
>>57774Wow, sounds like Third Impact or whatever...
I'd do anything that means my body would die.
>Would you upload your mind to the internet and live forever, but your body dies?nah, I think that would just mean that I would die and a digital copy would take my place. though if I could make digital copies of myself without dying I think I would. I'd grow exponentially take the internet hostage until all the world governments got together to manufacture moar loli hentai (´￢`)
>moar loli hentai (´￢`)but there is a lot of it getting posted everyday. are you already in process of... being one with the loli?
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>>57849but you even gave it a title...
C-can I also post a neko? im rather bored...
no, post mice instead, end racism
>>57854Yuck, cookie
I am to stupid to think of anything, besides my whole life.
Blasted my DS' game card slot with water to try and clean it. Somehow still works.
I once bought a really expensive remove RC aircraft. First thing I did was to crash it and broke the main frame. After that it's been stored in my familys storage for years. I did also barrow some money from my parents to buy it...
this post
At a friend's house, I once jumped out of an upstairs window onto a trampoline in the yard. Luckily I came away with only some temporary pain in the coccyx At least I wasn't as crazy as the guy at the same house who climbed up and jumped off the neighbors' 2 story high garage roof onto the trampoline...
I hate remakes, reboots, etc. and always prefer the original works. Does anyone else feel the same?
pretty sure there are some reboots that are better, but for example, RE4 remake looks cool, but the original was already perfected.
Are you ready for their return?
>>5769540KG, that is an insane amount. How many volumes did you buy? Was it a random lot or you know what you bought? From Japanese auction market? I bought a lot from Japan, and the shipping is always high + taxes... expensive! But it's worth it!
>>57756nie wiem
>>57756Ja widzialem jakis plakacik na ktoryms czanie i wlazlem
>>57756z internetów
>>57756Z Dżej Pi
what the fuck? slurpslurpslurp┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
R O E
pero pero pero
flucka flucka flucka flucka
lizu lizu lizu
how can I find a lonely NEET girlfriend irl if I live in a small town?
Open file explorer, sort through your townspeople folder and click on neetgf.obj to open. Should be pretty easy to find if you have a small town folder. Make sure to set her attributes as "lonely". Hope this helps!
Really it's not that hard:-Acquire 30 Datura seeds-Acquire a can of Monster energy drink-Acquire a very long rope-Acquire a pair of oven gloves-Acquire a piece of cloth that can be tied around your head to cover your eyes-Acquire a pair of scissors-Acquire someone you trust-Acquire a chair-Choose a room into your house where you wanna do this fun thing-While inside the room, open the door and let it open-Put the chair with it's back against the open door, so when you would sit on it, your back would be facing the open door-Mix all the Datura seeds with the energy drink and then consume it all-Now sit on the chair you positioned against the door-Put on your oven gloves-Ask the person you trust to tie the cloth around your head and cover your eyes with it-Ask them to tie you up with the ropes onto the chair so that you can't move or get up-Ask them to cut the remaining rope and tie it around your gloves, so that they don't fall off of your hands and your hands won't be able to move-Ask the person you trust to close all the lights in the house and leave the house. But tell them to let that door behind you open wide-Try staying as still as you possibly can-Imagine each of your body parts slowly disappearing till you no longer feel they're there. Start with a finger, then the next one, and so on till you reach the palm. Then the hand and so on.-After you feel like your whole body has dissappeared, chant "zazas zazas nasatanada zazas" till you feel dizzy-Wait for the Datura to kick in-Enjoy lonely NEET gf irl
>>57762very helpful, thanks!
>>57759You can't, that's the point. Otherwise they wouldn't be lonely
Get to know and be friendly with older folks. They may tell you about their granddaughter who's lonely.
Serious question; why is the proportion of third-worlders on Heyuri so high compared to other imageboards? I don't think I've ever seen so many niggers on imageboard as Heyuri save for a select few boards on 4chan.
No chyba że jesteś cyganem, ale wtedy nie jesteś ani polak, ani słowianin
probably because you can actually have conversations and fun here no matter where youre from (and from what i see nobody mentions where theyre from)
>>57811>>57812
>>57814Bullying by origin is too common and derails everything fast, no wonder people are hesitant to admitting where they are from
I think it has more to do with wanting to stay anonymous.
i love this game
It's pretty fun. I specially like the movement, it's quick and snappy
>>57621That's what I liked about Mario Odyssey
Best platformer ever made
>>57813No way, that'd be Jak & Daxter. And the second best is SM64, by the way. But maybe you can put it on 3rd if you insist.
I know the pieces fit, cause I saw them fall away.
what's this supposed to mean anon?
>>57773Obviously, anon was in love, and now I think he's heartbroken...
is this from some madoka magica manga?
It's ok anon, loving other people is gay and stupid. What's really awesome is loving yourself! So go ahead and learn it!
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flashback to my first Heyuri OC, its from September 6, 2022.she is sad.
i dont remember it （ ´,_ゝ`）
>>57800and thats why shes sad
she's sad because i'm bout to take a bite off her >:)
this is not emoplease enlighten yourself about emo https://fourfa.com/
also not emo
I liek Sunny Day Real Estate. https://youtu.be/41YqzHoCgk4https://youtu.be/gAotWVmVRS4
Who gives a shit?
>>57792What contempt! So emooo!!!111!
>>57792Next you'll tell us about how you hate this town...
i really like female pyramid head and idk why. there being no face definitely has to play a part in it.
sorry, i meant quads, i am dyslexia (;´Д`)
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>>57786They slimmed her down in 3, the bastards
angelique from hellraiser
i think this is just me realizing i have a thing for horror movie monster girls that secretly want to kill me
