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just learned that squirt is just a pee :dark:
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No.163507
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>>163505
I have a fetish for male pee where they do it on girls or even guys if I feel like it
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>>163507
Imagine how many liters of pee girls can hold in their stomach, intestines, and womb and then wonder why so many resources are wasted putting urinals in men's restrooms and how billions of gallons of water are wasted every year flushing male pee, when God gave girls THREE nice warm holes made to be filled with our pee daily.
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No.163528
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>>163526
This is true!
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No.163530
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i juts learn penus makes white pee :emo:
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No.164070
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It's not pee. From what I remember, nobody really knows what it is or exactly how it happens. Girls sure love it though because it's like an orgasm dialed up to 9001. Sucks we can't have that as a guy, but it's just as good to have a girl squirt all over you.

I guess there's always the prostate orgasm if you feel like fingering inside your ass.
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No.163564
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g-guys... I... my... my uncle was showing me something cool on his desk... a-and he put me on his lap... i was... just playing on his desk but he kept making weird movements with his hands... a-and... and then.. some.. white pee came out of his no-no place... i-i got scared and left.... s-should i go tell my parents?
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No.163568
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😨
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No.163574
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he just wants to play..
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If he can see your nipples he can't stop the white pee from coming out, it's not his fault it's just how nature works. Try covering them like this then sit on his lap again for a while. 💓
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No.163588
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you should always dress liek this (´￢`)
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No.164069
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No! Don't tell your parents. Tell your uncle you're glad he's your new boyfriend. :love:
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No.163976
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ITS SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1(;´Д`)
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No.163977
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good :biggrin:
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No.163979
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>>163977
:closed-eyes2:
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No.164067
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It is but I love the cold. Winter is the best. The days are short so it's darker out, when it snows the outdoors sounds a lot calmer and it looks pretty. I am just waiting for new winter boots to arrive and then I will start walking around more.
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No.163937
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TEST
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No.164002
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testing in a test thread! :hokke:
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No.164054
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No.164057
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teest
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No.164058
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testicles
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No.163405
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What are YOU thankful for, Heyuri?
I'm thankful for some Russian guy who had this image as his profile pic :xd:
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No.163414
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I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net
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No.163415
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thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face
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No.163416
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You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.
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No.163609
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>>163416
aww
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No.164056
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im thankful for mr hands so i have something to fap to
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No.163601
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Yo, what's up? :hokke:
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No.163603
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It would appear to be teh file name :nyaoo2:
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No.163607
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reading vn rn :nagato:
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No.163610
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>>163607
which?:happy:
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No.164055
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my peanits :nyaoo:
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No.163842
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DA ULTIMATE BUTTSECKS MACHINE !!11!111!!
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No.163847
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Shoving this up my sister's ass ( ´ω`)
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No.163864
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drilldo hurt my ANUS :angry:
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No.163893
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Hey. Buddy. Read the sign. :sweat3:
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No.163964
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TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL
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No.163995
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my brother shoved this up my ass (;´Д`)
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No.163982
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DECEMBEER ! ! !
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No.163984
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>>163982
dehcemBEER!
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No.163994
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>>163982
🎁🎉
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No.163971
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.163974
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bigger than mine (;´Д`)
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No.163980
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he loaded
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No.163739
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How can you go on living without a japanese girlfriend after you see something like this? ( ´ω`)
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No.163863
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beautiful voice ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.163878
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JAPAN really is the holy land!
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No.163968
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>>163860

If not, just use your sister! Sister kisser. :love:
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No.163969
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>>163739
This would be illegal in western countries
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No.163973
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Pretty easily that is really annoying
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No.163886
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:sad::sad:
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No.163910
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Ge! It's anon...
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No.163939
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i want them all to molest me
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No.163963
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:throws molotov: :biggrin:
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No.163970
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Scary.. :sweat2:
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No.163972
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>>163939
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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No.163617
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https://apnews.com/article/sweden-online-vendors-illegal-sex-doll-f1a046354b1c0129319f8f1ba0bda86a

BERLIN (AP) — The Swedish government promised on Friday to fight the sale of childlike sex dolls online after instances of such commerce had been reported earlier in the country.

“I think I react on behalf of all parents when I say that, as a mother, your heart really breaks watching these images and pictures of these dolls,” Sweden’s Minister for Social Services, Camilla Waltersson Grönvall, told The Associated Press.

The Swedish government wants “to make sure these products cannot any more be sold and bought anywhere,” she said.

She spoke after a meeting which the Swedish government convened on Friday “in response to several notable cases of e-commerce companies selling childlike sex dolls,” according to a statement by her ministry. Child protection groups, online vendors and government agencies participated.

The online platforms described the measures they are taking to make sure these kinds of products are no longer sold online, Waltersson Grönvall said.
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No.163743
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please meet bombola chan
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her supreme belly will surely convince sweden:love:
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No.163749
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>>163617
Most active thread in days. Never change Heyuri
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m-m-masaka!
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No.163967
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>>163736

Need...
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No.163331
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If you had an illness that made it impossible for you to get sexually excited, would you kill yourself?
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No.163547
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>>163532
Regret what, exactly?
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No.163553
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Getting rid of it, if that were possible
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No.163569
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That's called old age
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No.163788
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I'd probably start speedrunning on twitch.
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No.163966
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antidepressants do the job well :dizzy:
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No.163884
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PENIS!
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No.163892
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ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!! :dance2:
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MEGA PENIS
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>>163958
omgwtflol
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Howdy ho. You see the title, you know the score.
I'm ashamed to admit I wasted some of the specimen a few nights ago. I was feeling really lonely and needed comfort, and then I went into my hiding place, and I saw the cup and.. things happened. I tried to let most of it drip back in, but at least a quarter of an ounce spilled out onto my private area, which it then absorbed.
I don't want to share too many personal details, but this December seems promising. A certain someone might start spending more time at her own house for once, so the chances of me adding other fluids to the brew are way better. I can't promise you 2026 will be full of updates like 2025 was, but I won't let this monthly tradition die with a whimper. Stay tuned, and have a good Christmas. :wink:
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No.163944
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>>163940
i hope you don't mind me hiding your thread
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No.163946
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>spilled out onto my private area, which it then absorbed
The birth of a new STD surely more potent than AIDS! Now just make love with as many creatures as you can to make sure it spreads! Also I'm impressed by the resilience of that Osaka fig, I'd expect some of the paint to have melted off by now.
>I can't promise you 2026 will be full of updates
Even a small update with no notable changes lets us know you're still alive and keeps us inspired to not give up on our own projects and ambitions. Even if you accidentally the whole jar you can always make a fresh one when opportunity strikes and your imouto forgets to flush the toilet or leaves a big juicy tampon in the trash or something.
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>>163940
Your commitment is inspiring! :astonish:
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No.163950
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Take note younger Heyurizens: Commitment and dedication is how you achieve success!! :saitama:
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No.163956
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ignore the pussies ITT. ganbatte, IVU anon! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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