Heyuri!

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I am currently completely exiled from the mainstream web and I am incapable of return. Do not misunderstand me I really can't stand these places that have exiled me but regardless I need to be there if I want to get anything done because everyone on the internet uses them. But here is my quandary..

EVERY WEBSITE IS OPSEC-PHOBIC. ALL OF THEM! Except tumblr I guess.

I try to sign up to Twitter, THEY WANT ME TO NOT ONLY DOWNLOAD A PHONE, BUT TO SCAN MY FACE TO USE THE SITE. OPSECPHOBIC SCUM!

I try to sign up for Discord and everytime my account is automatically deleted no matter what I do, the same for my friends, but even assuming it wasn't deleted they want my PHONE NUMBER.. A bit mad but tolerable sure it's fine! Except that Discord has gone out of their way to contact my only SMS service specifically to tell them to stop supporting Discord verification and they complied, and I'm too poor to buy another SMS service. The Opsecphobia is astounding. these OPSECPHOBIC SCUM are MAD!

Okay, so now I am cut off from the biggest messenger on the internet as well as the only tolerable social media platform, that is fine! The second half at least I'm kind of fucked because of the first half but the second half is certainly manageable I'll just go elsewhere!

Honestly I don't even WANT to use any of these sites even if I could but from what I can tell Instagram and Facebook completely block sign ups for me, I don't know why, I'm assuming it's because I use a VPN but really it could be something else entirely. I can not be bothered enough to deal with their tomfoolery further these dirty opsec-phobic schmucks. TikTok, although I wouldn't even think of touching this site even if I was paid to, blocks any sign ups that aren't from a phone, so I am fucked here too. With Reddit I am not outright blocked from making an account although they will be hostile to me browsing the site if I haven't one as I use a VPN. However, Reddit is unusable because any post you make anywhere even if it is a one person subreddit with no automod setup will be automatically deleted by the global Reddit automod, it doesn't matter how old your account is from my experience either, so although only moderately opsec-phobic the actual user experience of being on Reddit makes it unusable. I can not imagine being as mad as to willingly use that god forsaken site. As for Bluesky, I'm not a mouth drooling cock sucking faggot so I won't be using that. I have experimented with it in the past and ban evasion is

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)16:57:41 No.197933 [Edit] [Report] +

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Just don't use the internet. Problem solved. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

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WISE!

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3 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)18:03:23 No.197940 [Edit] [Report] +

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>>197933
The web is the Internet, but the Internet isn't the web.

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moderate your own threads hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## Developer This user is a developer

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you can now moderate threads you make! its a weird feature from japanese Bulletin Boards that we've ported over for fun

as OP you can:
- delete posts
- assign thread mod powers to posters in your thread
- post with a capcode by putting "## OP" in the name field

Post new threads if you want to play with it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

note: it can be taken off you if its abused

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)12:16:14 No.197902 [Edit] [Report] +

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do not delet pl0z

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)12:19:25 No.197903 [Edit] [Report] +

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if u delete this u r ghey

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3 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)14:30:18 No.197918 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x2

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next update:
OP can drone strike your location

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4 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)14:32:17 No.197919 [Edit] [Report] +

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nigga that's not deleting that's hiding :closed-eyes:

(hides u)

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Sekret fortune hax?

Your fortune: Suigintou will give you nipple cancer

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1 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)13:35:23 No.197915 [Edit] [Report] +

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>Your fortune: Suigintou will give you nipple cancer
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Hinoi Team Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)06:25:27 No.197863 [Edit] [Report] +

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How many times do you think she got plowed when she was active?

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)13:27:11 No.197914 [Edit] [Report] +

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I'm plowing my PENIS to this image now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Home furnishing and deco Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)09:10:44 No.197880 [Edit] [Report] +

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Got a bonus at work and am gonna do some house furnishing. I need a few new persian carpets for the walls. What do you think of this one? I don't know how I feel about all the blue

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1 Anonymous ## OP 2026/10/26(Mon)09:12:36 No.197881 [Edit] [Report] +

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This one seems more the right color

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2 Anonymous ## OP 2026/10/26(Mon)09:14:57 No.197882 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1

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Now THIS is good

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3 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)11:21:53 No.197900 [Edit] [Report] +

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>>197882
good use of blue, i liek it

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4 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/10/27(Tue)15:51:57 No.198046 [Edit] [Report] +

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Wait these are actually just regular png images?

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What would you do in this situation?

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)12:28:12 No.197785 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1

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eat the NYPD

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3 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)08:25:02 No.197874 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1

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>>197784
unzips
LOOK OUT

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4 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)08:25:47 No.197875 [Edit] [Report] +

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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!! TIGER RAEP

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5 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)11:15:26 No.197895 [Edit] [Report] +

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tiger: gotta get away, get away...

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6 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)11:20:50 No.197899 [Edit] [Report] +

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pspsps.... here kitty kitty..

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Anonymous★U++vL4hsXJ [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)11:13:38 No.197894 [Edit] [Report] +

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das rite

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)11:16:53 No.197896 [Edit] [Report] +

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SEX

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2 Anonymous★U++vL4hsXJ [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)11:18:20 No.197897 [Edit] [Report] +

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SEX

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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zOMG WHERE DID IT GO!!!?

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Won't you draw oekaki with me? Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)15:02:17 No.197788 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x9

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Draw and share halloween oekaki!~ ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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>>197788
im so busy this week, i really wish i could . makes me wanna cry (´･ω･` )

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)20:17:27 No.197827 [Edit] [Report] +

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Happi~ cute~ halloween~!!!

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3 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)20:35:12 No.197829 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x5

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that's so god damn cute
if that rang my bell I would hug it like this

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4 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/25(Sun)21:28:53 No.197832 [Edit] [Report] +

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>>197829
kawaii and sweet

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i lol'd :xd:

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George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)07:17:15 No.197869 [Edit] [Report] +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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ive been,doing the same thing for so long, and nothing just improved from it.it's crazy, it works more fine unrotated.

Guess sometimes things are just,

...yea whatever.
i need better solution, whats my other option? I havent seen ANything, i repeat, anything, moderately ...correct for this case,

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)03:58:19 No.197861 [Edit] [Report] +

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>>197860
something that solves maybe. things looks always wrong once flipped.

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3 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/26(Mon)06:24:13 No.197862 [Edit] [Report] +

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meow for me crazy-kun

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4 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)06:25:58 No.197864 [Edit] [Report] +

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>>197862
kissmyass

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5 Anonymous 2026/10/26(Mon)06:33:17 No.197865 [Edit] [Report] +

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this guy's still kicking? :dark:

why haven't you taken the hint and fucked off already?

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taken, but i was told teachingidiots will return me favours or make(/keep) me smarter,
then there's the idiots who do not actually is teachable.

just messing with you moron clearly

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want small laptop Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)16:20:45 No.197798 [Edit] [Report] +

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hai
I was wondering if samfolk can halP
I want a small laptop, ideally 7" or smaller in screen size, something pocketable, and I want it to be very open-source, I want to run gnu/linux-libre for operating systeM

I found this one: https://shop.mntre.com/products/mnt-pocket-reform
it looks cool, but I want to know if others know any other laptops before I pull da trigger on dis one>?

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)21:56:25 No.197833 [Edit] [Report] +

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sounds cute, post picz on Heyuri when you get it!

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)22:03:47 No.197834 [Edit] [Report] +

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n-now i want one too!!!!

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>>197833
shore, but i am stell lookin 4 alternativez while i kan

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)20:09:23 No.197823 [Edit] [Report] +

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WATCH OUT FOR THAT COCK!!! Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)20:23:19 No.197828 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1

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fuck you whore ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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I had a dream last night that my bread went moldy .. :worry2:

But then I woke up and my bread was fine. :wink:

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1 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/25(Sun)16:42:23 No.197802 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1

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*scream*

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my first nightmare involved me, my mom and an old lady eating our bread

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)15:15:57 No.197791 [Edit] [Report] +

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The cosplay BUTT.

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2 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/25(Sun)16:47:05 No.197807 [Edit] [Report] +

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japanese tourist guy get in there!!

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Error 40004: butt was not found or too flat.

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HELP

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1 George W. Bush★0FUDaNoNLD [PM] 2026/10/25(Sun)16:45:06 No.197804 [Edit] [Report] +

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MOE TAKEOVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 Anonymous 2026/10/25(Sun)16:45:17 No.197805 [Edit] [Report] +

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Fukken LOL'd :xd:

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