thread that belongs on /j/ # 192

my interpretation:

- hey buddy, it's been a rough day today
- m-muscular-kun, maybe I can cheer you up <3
- very well, I will be gentle
- hō…mukatte kuru noka

hands

Skinny boy! He's an enemy stand user!

>>201057
XD

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all hail salazar

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

About fifteen minutes ago I was caught in a dream where we were driving around Big Sur at an itasha show that was supposed to be taking place in Japan. There was a tiny silhouette of Hitler fucking Kosaka Honoka and one of the people in the giant Suburban launched into this YouTuber sounding soliloquy about how this weird lock device was being enforced in Japan. Over the course of the entire dream I never figured out what the locking device was supposed to do but the guy's tone pissed me off since he did that thing YouTube people do where they describe draconian laws being passed in the same tone as getting a flat tire.

>>200486
This guy still has dreams about meeting his anima! （　´∀｀）σ

Many years ago I had this KOWAI dream.
I was hanging out with a few of my friends + my brother at a mall-type building. I turn around for a second and the chatter of our conversation had vanished with an echo; I turn around to face them only to find them gone. In their absence, day had become night and the mall itself had only a few dim lights in its complex.
Inexplicably I had a flashlight in my hand, so I wandered around for what was probably 3-5 dream hours. In the corner of my vision—or whenever I turned a corner—I could see something scurrying away from my line of site; The few times I went to investigate there would be no trace of what had fled. I would also constantly hear something following me. I never looked back.
I woke up from that nightmare in an unfamiliar bedroom. I sauntered out of that bedroom and went downstairs only to find nobody. The house I found myself in was a standard 2-story suburban house, except it was in the literal middle of nowhere; I can't exactly remember what was beyond the building's premises, but it might have been flat, arid ground that went on forever. Connected to the driveway was a road that stretched on for who knows how long. And there was no car. I don't remember what happened after that, but I woke up forrealzies drenched in sweat.
I've unfortunately never been able to lucid dream, but if I could I would want to freely explore both areas of this dream. The house especially. It'd be like playing those Gmod house maps.

Your fortune: You have cancer

I was dreaming i was at a funeral, i did not know who was beying buried when suddenly the dead person rose out from his coffin and everyone started clapping and cheering. The person next to me said something along the lines of "they must have gotten something wrong, it happens often you see"

>>201042
as expected redditor girls have weird boobs

unlike heyurizen girls who are an even split between giant gazongas and flat as a board according to the data

>>201048
more like according to shits pulled out of your ass

>>201048
>heyurizen girls
They're all dudes with gynos

>>201049
all teh threads i see on /j/ are either flatties or big booby complaining about big booby.

>>201033
the redlib-2 instance of privadency is still working i believe

we are in week 46 out of 52 into 2026
kowai...

why it only go up to 85? isnt that un-optimistic?

>>201047
it goes to 89

>>201051
thats still too low

>>201051
still dead wrong i will live forever

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>>201041
IT IS SO FUN INNAWOODS

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DO NOT LICK FUZZY NUTZ.

eei!

Are those supposed to look like boobs?

a perfect piece of fry in teh bottom, to never be eaten... (;´Д`)

Redneck white trash doing drugs that they should be smart enough to know is a bad idea. But of course they're not that smart, they're dumb drug addict white trash rednecks.

the baby eaters have nothing better to do than write fan fiction about the rural peasants they hate

>>200994
kawaiii

>>200994
kiroi

>>201020
Lmao

Your fortune: Average luck

>>200905
youjomodoki will stick his cock into anything with a pussy

what an impressive artist lmao

>>200960
anything?

>>200972
yes, he'd fuck that thing

he's drawn some pics that are like... you can't really make out what kind of creature it is, but it has a pussy, and there's a cock going into it
too lazy to go look it up on his pixiv, but the name is there lmao

>>200972
*unzips*

>>200972
Oh baby.

Good luck, schizoprogrammermathematician-kun. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ganbare crazy-kun ;_;7

i may not have any muscals!!!BUT I AM EVEN MORE GIANT AND TALL, D MASUCLINEST OF TEHM ALL DESU

>>200929
HUUUUURAAAAAAAAAA THATS STRONG

finally. my time to shine ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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