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Suck my dick or you're fired. :biggrin:

This Yeah! business kinda reminds me of miiverse lol. the only fun social media service. I remember being so bummed out when it was over... :(
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the only fun social service is heyuri.net ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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u can still use that with pretendo
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Ah, memories.

What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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not a newgrounds game but i love hizashi no naka no riaru :nosebleed:
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>>190790
i also love splatterschool
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>>190792
i could never get past that boss

Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing. You'd get a hueg boner but since you couldn't fap, you'd feel restless. You're chafing at the bit to fap, your ponos hurtz because its pressing against your pants, and your heart is beating faster.

That's ENERGY. That's LIBIDO. That is RAW POWER!!

And so, I thought I should learn how to harvest this power and turn it into something good. The answer is simple, stop fapping every day, and let the energy build up, then, channel it into something else - you'll become ten times more productive!

Also when you finally fap to let it out (don't go more than a week or two otherwise your juices will go stale) - it'll be way better than your usual faps
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it took me a long time to accept the role that sexuality has amidst reality as spirits. the hierarchy of needs pyramid model actually has sexuality/reproduction as one of the foundational components. sexual repression and oftentimes the manifestation of masturbation as a numbing or self-treatment agent can entrap the energy within cycles of trauma/guilt.
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>Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing.
i read this and decided to fapfapfap (´・ω・`)
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the real technique is tantric edging (Huanjing bunao) to raise your qi power. when you completely abstain there is a subconscious tension that spirits and succubi can take advantage of in your sleep. work with the energy and absorb it yourself instead.
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make it a JC instead and im set

ITS MAID MONDAY BITCHES
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BOB ESPONJA
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>>190784
AAAAAAAAA

( ̄ー ̄) It's maid monday folks
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SNIFF IT.

to be fair, the close-quarters troop movements and combat situations inherent to modern quick-strike tactics, increases the need for lightweight, dependable service members.

a mass of less than 55 kilograms (without equipment) guarantees viability for paratroopers, special forces, armor personnel, unit commanders, vehicle crews, and other groups... whose primary function is not first-line infantry operations.
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GO ON A DIET FATTY. :biggrin:

do the gay heyurians think my friend is cute?
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very cute :love:
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a bit too on the skinny side for me but ja he is cute :love:
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>>190671
found the fatty
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>>190689
you're not me :angry:

imagine a world where lolis/shotas were the grown ups who have to worry about jobs, taxes, etc... while grown ups spend their days playing at the park
one of course has to be aware of the pervy adultophiles who go around preying on innocent grown ups (;゚Д゚)
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Cum out of fear
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"Loli-san said she's going to bully me and shove her dirty pantsu and bare feet in my mouth - i'm scared" :worry2:
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isnt that just asia
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>>190725
tbh this is probably more fun and educational than school

meow
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FUCK AMERICAN! :angry:

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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bush liked lebanon no ?

pls ..

rate my new gym apparel
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hey i got one of those too
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>>190675
you're not gonna wear it, coward
Prove it! :lolico:
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The shock value is there. Though it's honestly not very fashionable. :yawn:
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found the 14 year old
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Jeffy epstein is now tung tung sahur, babies will recognize him more than mickey mouse soon

Dysgenic rating on this guy?
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>>190681
His name is Wong and he sings a song
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he looks alright to me tbh
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me rove u rong time
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just mongolian

This is what happens to you if you break the rules on Heyuri ( ´ω`)

Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ´ω`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.
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technically wincompose but neater and seamles, very useful (っ´ཀ`)っ
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>>190582
simple ui is the way
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>>190582
Not usally but i also would like to try! Does it require ebup etc? I either read online or on a ereader. Is White Album manga good? :3
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>>190582
i am also interested, i like reading manga digitally but so many reading warez are bloated and poorly-designed. just needs dark mode and i'm happy. ( ´ω`)
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I promised two bumps ( ´ω`)

Heyuri's technology is sekaiichiii!!

Image is not mine I stole it...
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Art has never been easier
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gatekept by the tutorial (´~`)
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deja vù
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gay jaw spoo
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>>190673
I should not have posted this on /b/

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