All these eva-likes were a friggin' joke.

ive never been

>>185230
been where?

been dover

>>185230
i can help with that

I'd bend over for some yaoi bishonen fantasy Prince, but I'm literally radfem levels of sick of men, so I have to date girls

also i dont know if this works as a low power option. opening might be too small

>>185242
>opening might be too small
don't worry.. it's not... (ρ_;)

>>185211
Don't they make dedicated PENIS vacuums?
Or are those just too expensive?

>>185242
Well you could put it in the back of an onnahole.

>>185211
It's loud as shit, cold and requires a well sized pipe relative to your pen0r to pull off a decent orgasm.
Worth a try if you've got some privacy and aren't trying to stick your dick down a straw.
Probably not worth the waste of a perfectly good onahole to cut one apart for it, though I have seen it done before. Not sure how much it might improve the experience.
Maybe I'll do some research when a hole of mine breaks.
Now, grills fucking vacuum cleaners on the other hand, that's super epic

I'm in my underwear, does that count?

postan with pajama pants on

I put on (mostly) clean clothes today!

some people in this thread are liars...

i just got out of the shower and i'm completely naked! i tried to do laundry but the laundry room is out of order so i have nothing to wear! i want to participate in this thread but unfortunately fate has other plans for me...

wat

maybe it's not a "cryptic video", it's just the worst YTPMV of history

ok, i survived the memetic kill agent, where's the top secret data?

>>185186
The kinemaster watermark is kinda killing the creepiness

>>185137
WIN

shimapan WIN!

to good to be true!! pantsu!!

now show balls and ANUS ( ´ω`)

>>185137
show the BULDGE!!!

All I know is fap-fu.

Fap-fu sparring session. First one to cum loses!

>>185165
Hey, give it back!!

>>185168
This song will make you feel better about yourself.

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m531.mp3

this girl is so well spoken and sweet (´ー`) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHEW6QntYo

>>185170
Use it or lose it, buddy *flees*

>>185190
I want to use it.

i already failed... looked at some of my ex's selfies. but i'll keep trying !!

>>185166
i bet ur ex isn't even cute

>>185167
she's planning to become a model! i guess she might have been delusional about that...

>>185070
i used to almost exclusively get off to written smut but these days nothing but the most perfect of trashy yaoi does it for me. i read one on ghost rape a while ago and found a sequel recently, but while its popular and good its also unfortunately shotacon.

if you are after more emotive works, have you considered taking the time to read some old hardblush?

I don't read any smut on AO3. Everything I read there is all ages (or at least, not r18).

An interesting fact that’s growing with the minorities is that they often see themselves as being lesser than the white race. Some feeling like they’ll never achieve great things.
Unlike the white race there’s really not much in their history that they can look at and see as a role model for anything. Success feels out of place for them.
It’s like looking to see if I can get a job at a clothing store and seeing that the staff look 100% women. As a man I’m going to assume I just don’t belong. And it would be harder to relate with them if I did get hired. I would stand out like a sore thumb.
They’re beginning to grow sort of self hatred, it’s sad to see.

i wanna raep charlotte's corpse

>>185159
This is exactly the reason why most hardcore racist people on the internet (or even in real life sometimes) are brown.

>>185159
The solution to that is simply to pull up those bootstraps and stop living in whitey's country, if it's so bad and all.
They go back where they came from and suddenly they're not a minority anymore. Nobody else's shadow to stand in.

>>184960
where im from you dont need to not have white skin to be brown

i saw them years ago

you can do that now with enough vram. its just expensive.

it'd be better to perform alchemic cosmic rituals to bring her into existence on the mortal plane

>>185131
Yeah but what, what should the hobby be? I cannot come up with anything :/

My older brother has tens of thousands of hours in world of warcraft

>>185134
it can be literally anything meaningless at all. imagine you just randomly imagine "i wanna collect 10 tin cans per day, either by my own purchase or litters" and then you set about to do it. its like a bit you commit to. not for any heavy reason.

but the key is you do it often (so you feel you're moving), and there's some faroff goal in the distance (so you get sense of progress), and you have no pressure at all (so you won't feel bogged by it).

it's partly why people play videogame, see.

maybe in your life you kinda like music for example. but just that, you just like it in lukewarm way.
you might want to try the game of exploring rym and try to "get" 3 strange hard-to-listen to music genres, per day.
it's your self, not me, i can't know what your thing will be.

just push yourself into unknown depths of something you are barely into, just for the heck of it.

Getting into something useless, doesn’t exactly sound satisfying.
I play video games as a hobby.
For something to improve on, I do programming specifically for a video game.
That’s my interest, simple really.

Anons tell me what do you all think about in your heads passively? What do all fantasize about? Something like a potential future, or fantasy story, a song?

Getting into a good hobby is kind of like starting a good book. You gotta make an effort at first to read, and then sooner or later, you'll find yourself swept up in it.

Can ButtBob turn around and show his PENISBob too?

I'm naked all day because my AC died and I'm sitting here with a fan blowing on me while cooking to death, waiting for a replacement!

>>185160
you should be naked when the repairman comes!

H-help! This woman is forcing her mouth on my peepee! (;´Д`)

stop posting here

>>185095
sssh dont tell the secret service

Keep posting here.

I’m amercian… I’m friendly… be my friend!

amercian….

americans make my crotch feel all tingly...

>>185110
>>185111
Amercia?

>>185115
It's in spain