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No.175037 Yeah x2
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THREE CHEERS FOR KAGUNYA~
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HIP HIP! LOLI!
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No.175030 Yeah x2
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Welcome back.
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horay! :dance2:
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IT'S HOORAY* YOU STUPID PIG
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HOLY FUK IM IN! IM FUKKEN IN!!!1
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tadaima
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okaerinasaiiiii
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THREE MONTHS INTO 2026 :iyahoo:
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imouto will be thirteen in 3 weeks :emo:
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Fuck 2026. :banana::banana::banana:
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:angry:
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Shut up and drink your tea. :sweat3:
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Is there anyone who makes better anime sex dolls than Doll Hakoniwa?
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me
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teh price isnt bad at all, kind of want to buy. Only issue would be importing it and custom. :closed-eyes2:
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>>174971
I'm asking if there's anything better quality.
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>>174982
r u saying there not good enough quality?
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>>174989
No - I don't own one. I'm asking if there's anything better.
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No.174917 Yeah x2
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Do you plan on living to your 40s?
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i'm going to be really hot and milfy at 40 so definitely. but i worry that my body will fall apart by like 70 so i plan to go out riding motorcycles and doing other dangerous stuff by then
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>>175000
>>174995
>>174996
women love older men. easier to get chicks when you're older, just don't be a slob.
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>>175011
are you sure they don't just love the money older men have? I'm still a NEET and would rather die than work
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>>175011
can i show off my figure collection? Will that work 2 get all teh ladies? :xd:
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>>174917
yeah
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No.174884 Yeah x2
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I'm a male and I find large breasts very attractive, but they also intimidate me. Actually adult women do in general. I am also a lolicon. I wish I could only be a lolicon, but I still experience attraction to adult women despite not wanting to. Sometimes my lust for lolis fades and I just need some big tiddies. But I start to feel anxious when I think about them. And if I do manage to face my fears and finish, I will feel extremely depressed afterwards. But lolis make me feel so happy and calm after, even confident. I've always been awkward and socially anxious but after jerking off to loli I can look a man in the eye and give him a firm handshake without any fear. If I've been jerking off to tiddies I will look at the ground and fumble with my words.

I am at the point where if I cannot get off to loli, I think I should just remain celibate. Yes, I know what you're thinking, and you're right. My mother was abusive and unstable. I reckon it to be the reverse of an Oedipal complex then. Yes I have sought therapy but dropped out for various reasons which, in retrospect were kinda dumb. But then I tried to return to the therapy and my former therapist (an adult woman no less), I feel, betrayed my trust and now I don't know what to do. I'm worse than ever.

I don't know why I'm posting this here. Just wanted to get it off my chest, no pun intended. I guess it would be nice if an adult woman were to sympathize with me. But I also might just be laughed at so I don't even know if I will ever look at this thread again after posting. If you are male and have a similar complex, I would also like to hear from you, although again, not sure if I'll even come back. Thanks to anyone who did read this whole post though, and I apologize for its length.
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if you can afford therapy why not get testosterone supplements instead?
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>I'm always afraid I'll get outed as a lolicon, so I get extremely anxious around them and don't know what to do

Trust, you won't get in trouble for smiling at a little girl. I'm a crusty ojisan who couldn't be more conspicuous, LOL. :kuma6: Plus if you're a /j/osei, people will never assume you're a pervert, because women are never perverts. :rolleyes:

Little girls, usually, are like puppies. They'll just instantly trust you and are nice to you for no reason. They'll just smile at you, they might even know why you're looking at them and get a kick out of it too. :nyaoo-closedeyes: And the parents, I don't know. I never bat an eye at the parents so I don't even know if they notice me eyeing up their daughters or not. Probably not. After all, they're busy trying to get their groceries or whatever other errand done and they're not going to accuse some random person of being a pedophile in public, disrupting their whole day to create a scene over a glance. You also have to realize that many, if not most, parents treat their children almost as pests, as an inconvenience. They're tired of their kids and just wanna go home and eat oven pizza while watching Netflix. They aren't paying attention, and even if they noticed they wouldn't care. Even if they're not white trash slobs, the university-educated and erudite type of parent would be too meek and polite to object to your naughty little smile.

Anyway, it was nice talking to you. It felt good to get some of these thoughts written down and have someone read them. :hokke: May a little girl smile upon you soon. :saitama:
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>>174884
pls don't give anyone a firm handshake after jerking off :sweat3:
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>>174897
just no
don't fuck with hormones
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>>174889
I can relate to some of this. I always feel best when I've fapped to 1o11is, and my interest has definitely grown over time. At times I go through periods of absolute obsession, but they don't tend to last more than maybe a week
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No.174795 Yeah x2
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She will strangle you in your sleep
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No.174822 Yeah x2
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personally ive always wanted tomo to shit on my face
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No.174832 Yeah x1
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Can she strangle my PENIS first?
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I do not consent. :xp:
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>>174795
why are you posting pictures of my sister here 😥
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>>174798
If you're a man, she won't
>>174809
If you're a man, You will never go like that
>>174822
Not if you're a guy
>>174832
You sicken me.

All fictional women (especially azumanga) are lesbian.
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No.174999 Yeah x3
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:biggrin:
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No.175001 Yeah x1
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:biggrin:
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No.175002 Yeah x1
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そうですね:biggrin:
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:biggrin:
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ZOMG TEH MAINTENANCE™ :astonish:
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ZA TOIRETTU PEIPA!
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What is Heyuri going to do while no Heyuri?
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how do i tell this one guy at work that i like him.. (⌒_⌒;)
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sorry op i think he's dating someone already :cry:
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>>174986
tell him hed look good pregnant
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go to him and tell him your feelings and how you'd love to hang out with him
remember to point your emotional support handgun at him to give you more courage
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No.174896 Yeah x10
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i quickly drew this in under 10 minutes, you will NOT see the full picture though :yawn:
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>>174978
>as an artist
scribbling sketches makes you artist nowadays :rolleyes:
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>>174981
Smearing feces on a canvas makes you an artist. I'm not joking thats how art works
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i liek your drawings, bant-tan dude :hokke:
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I was the australian that taught you the lore of r/banter and I approve you're unlewd message.
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thread is ruined
you will be given the full image for free
>>174978
i dont really care what AI does as long as interest for human generated art is still alive
I admit some AI generated images look good though
>better
that's just your personal opinion
>>174979
FINALLY! How long have I waited for someone who is nice to Iruyeh!
>>174984
thank you!
>>174985
another banter on heyuri!
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unlewd message?
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No.174524 Yeah x9
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If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.
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No.174845 Yeah x1
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>>174526
>My mother and grandmother both said I was a handsome boy.
this part sounds legit though
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it can also be infinitely worse. you could be a child soldier in the congo one of those enslaved shrimp farmers in thailand.
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I am also quite beautiful anon!!!!!
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>>174902
I'd rather be a beautiful slave than an ugly king
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No.174665 Yeah x13
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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country
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>>174823k
MODSSSSSSSS BAN HIM!
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https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m475.mp3
this was a good thraed :biggrin:
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>>174828
:onigiri:
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>>174821
>he aks you for yo cups size in da Métropolitain
>so he can sniff your panties in the subways of France
What the hell happened to Kagunyaa in the French métro? :unsure:
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>>174872
i dunno, maybe we should ask him? :glare:
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