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best scene ( ´ω`)
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SPANK DAT FUKKEN BRAT!! (`∇´)σ
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take that kuso witch (´∇`)σ
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:mona2:
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whys the one in front huge

Heyaoi meet up
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/|\ ^._.^ /|\ > bat-kun here; the water area involves the drinking of liquid beverages - such as water, BOKU, cola, and other fruit-based drink
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might aswell rename the site to heyaoi.net considering how much many fags are on here and i dont mind dont worry
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>>183697
sankyu, explanation bat (*^ー゚)b
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>>183693
Sroius Besiness :closed-eyes: :closed-eyes:
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>>183679
What teh fwuk is going on here? :sweat2:

chu chu para para pa pa para
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Slap all of them across the face in a row! :biggrin:✋
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>>183734
you are teh real monster
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>>183735
and because of this, unlike you, he won't be crucified!
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>and because of this, unlike you, he won't be crucified!
at least i get a monster harem ヽ(´ー`)ノ

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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give me petit cheese pai or face 1000 years of darkness
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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> Made in 女の子
:glare1:
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love Matsuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Behold...
SECRET WEAPON
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DON'T DRONE ME BRO 😨🐱
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WHO LEAKED THIS IT WAS MEANT TO BE TOP SECRET!!

on rare occasions, i find heterosexual relations can be slightly appealing
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Is it heterosexual if she's a loli? (・∀・) Some say no, but it's some weird logic.
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>>183690
Somehow I feel more straight when I’m fapping to lolis so I’d say so ┐(゚~゚)┌
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on rare occasions, i find jorogumo relations can be slightly appealing :nosebleed:
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>>183712
oba-san voice :dizzy:

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/|\ ^._.^ /|\ > Bat-kun here: bats are winged mammals, the only mammals capable of true and sustained flight
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what about winged squirrels and beavers :angry:
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>>183698
those aren't capable of true and sustained flight baka

what's the weirdest way /b/ has masturbated? :rollseyes:
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with soap
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:nyaoo2:
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with deodorant in my ass
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other peoples family photos :pata:
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With a ribeye steak.
Most expensive fap to date.

Do you prefer, The Warrior, The Mage, The Rogue or the cleric.
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Mage
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warrior male
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Mage, but only cuz most RPGs make Warrior suck
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Cleric/Thief :cool:
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I like the sneaky rogues because I always imagine them to be nimble, smart and quick on their feet
anything as long as it's a female elf :cool:

/|\ ^._.^ /|\
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>>183702
anuuying bat kun :closed-eyes:

I am applying for a job at burger king.
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ganbatte
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I hear they are hiring for a clean-up crew ..

join teh heyuri animu club ヽ(´ー`)ノ

https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream
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we have free dakimakura! :x3:
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>>183681
Just the one. Every member get to share it
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i peed on it.
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will there be eroi figurines :drool:

A Group-Pooping session is scheduled for this Saturday at 17:00 UTC (@^▽^)/
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I definitely defecated! 💩ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>183557
but i already pooped :worry:
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i wont miss it o7
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It's really strange. Eating together is actually reverse pooping, but you humans do this every time. If everyone isn't eating the same dish, the food from other people's plates smells bad, too.
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>>183689
you don't eat poop nor shit food
i don't think the process are reversible

squuiiish~
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must... obey... succubus-chan...
must... reject... vampire-chan...
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

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Hello.

If I were to send 1 billion US dollars worth of goods back in time to Caesar's Rome, in order to strengthen the Roman empire and increase the likelihood of avoiding it's fall, I would send the following:

* Urea / 400,000 tonnes / $230M
* AK-47, 7.62×39mm calibre, 30 round magazine / 100,000 rifles / $100M
* 7.62×39mm rounds, FMJ, brass cased, packed in boxes of 20 / 100M rounds, 2.5M boxes / $100M
* Amoxicillin (penicillin) tablets, 500mg, packed in boxes of 20 / 100M tablets, 5M boxes / $100M
* M224A1 HE shell / 200,000 shells / $70M
* Monoculars / 500,000 / $50M
* M67 fragmentation grenades / 1M / $50M
* Gold bar 100g / 2,000 / $30M
* Silver bar 100g / 90,000 / $30M
* Copper bar 1kg / 1.4M / $20M
* Tin bar 1kg / 400,000 / $20M
* Solar generator, 1x1m / 100,000 / $20M
* M224A1 mortar / 2,000 pieces / $20M
* Stanley Torch, 500 lumen, rechargeable / 500,000 / $20M
* Eye glasses, evenly distributed from +10 to -10 / 500,000 pairs / $15M
* GM rapeseed / 25,000 tonnes / $12.5M
* Flares, various colours / 600,000 / $12M
* Entrenching spades / 200,000 / $10M
* NATO IFAK first-aid kit / 200,000 / $10M
* Fleece blankets, wool and polyester blend / 200,000 / $10M
* Fishing net, 200m depth / 25,000 / $10M

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1b dollars in LO magz to export into enemy territory. Teh enemy will be buzy fapping while we collapse their HQ.
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>>183510
They live in mud huts and shit dont be delusional.
To be fair if you dropped AKs on germanic tribesmen id think they would be about as clueless as congolese.

The congolese access to cheap chinese tshirts and japanese toyotas doesnt make them smarter than romans.
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I thought we were a Carthaginian site ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>183531
op must be a n00b like me because heyuri is 100% a carthaginian site
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>>183640
Alright, then with the same one billion dollar budget send stuff to Hannibal

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