all a / b / c / f / h / j / jp / l / o / q / s / sw / lounge cgi up wiki
[Home] [Catalog] [Search] [Inbox] [Write PM] [Admin]
(for deletion, 8 chars max)
  • Allowed file types are: gif, jpg, jpeg, png, bmp, swf, webm, mp4
  • Maximum file size allowed is 50000 KB.
  • Images greater than 250 * 250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
■▼
File: Old Pippi.png
(2904 KB, 1600x900)[ImgOps]
2904 KB
No.151733 [Reply]
Pippi is 80 years old this year
Marked for deletion (Old)
11 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151959
File: smug.png
(212 KB, 916x1098)[ImgOps]
212 KB
guess you are a dub watcher after all, how filthy~ :lolico:
>>
No.151961
>>151959
thats all that was available to me as a kid. :sad:
>>
No.151962
I watched pokémon in swedish, it was teh best :wink:
>>
No.151967
>>151959
i own these movies on vhs so i have no choice but to watch it in the english dub. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
>>
No.151968
File: madicken.jpg
(210 KB, 1600x1061)[ImgOps]
210 KB
You should also watch Madicken, Lotta på bråkmatargatan & Rönja Rövardotter :kuma6:

If u got a swedish vpn route.
https://www.svtplay.se/pippi-langstrump

■▲▼
File: 773e94d59728a90a1966b7683701891d.jpg
(49 KB, 450x600)[ImgOps]
49 KB
No.151593 [Reply]
trust not his lies, i tell you!
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
No.151595
File: look sideways.png
(276 KB, 795x600)[ImgOps]
276 KB
he's a 30 year old virgin...
>>
No.151611
how could those captivating eyes lie to me?
>>
No.151660
File: e43896084ad26fb86ecfcbc79ee352f9.gif
(135 KB, 350x350)[ImgOps]
135 KB
Cursed be
Ye gay OP
I will make his bones brittle
And his PENIS little!
*whoosh*

>>151595
And you.

>>151611
Blessed may thou be
Ye hachikuji
I will make his PENIS stronger
And his boner longer!
*whoosh*
>>
No.151943
>>151660
I also believe you mister ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ, can you also make my pen0r big, please!
>>
No.151954
>>151943
I grant this to you, wise Anon
A great and giant PENIS
Even greater than Ganon's
A reward for your genius
*whoosh*
■▲▼
File: 76334.gif
(91 KB, 292x550)[ImgOps]
91 KB
No.151711 [Reply]
im high wew
Marked for deletion (Old)
1 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151713
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
>>
No.151714
eh fuck it, I guess I'll smoke a bowl too

>>
No.151716
>>151712
nooooeeehhhh fucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
No.151939
File: like a record.png
(735 KB, 791x707)[ImgOps]
735 KB
hina really like to spin~, huh
>>
No.151952
if u go downstairs, u wont be as high you was before. BUT, if u stand on a chair, you will be a lot higher. :cool:
■▲▼
File: breen.jpg
(175 KB, 484x455)[ImgOps]
175 KB
No.151579 [Reply]
Breen-sama :nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed:
Marked for deletion (Old)
>>
No.151584
breed-sama (´￢`)
>>
No.151612
Welcome,
Welcome to Heyuri dot net.
you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of the finest remaining on-line imageboards.
>>
No.151615
File: 6pk8p6.jpg
(108 KB, 666x500)[ImgOps]
108 KB
Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you. Problem?
>>
No.151945
File: _8vG1e.gif
(2789 KB, 400x225)[ImgOps]
2789 KB
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
■▲▼
File: xp.png
(17 KB, 359x120)[ImgOps]
17 KB
No.151800 [Reply]
https://barrarchiverio.cl/p/error/
13 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151837
File: help_xp.png
(10 KB, 252x161)[ImgOps]
10 KB
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
>>
No.151897
File: xp.png
(11 KB, 227x120)[ImgOps]
11 KB
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
>>
No.151900
File: 98.png
(1 KB, 316x83)[ImgOps]
1 KB
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
>>
No.151918
File: kyojiri winrar.png
(7 KB, 367x83)[ImgOps]
7 KB
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
>>
No.151930
>>151918
:nosebleed:
■▲▼
File: Bavarian+Chesnut+Horse-1794457708.jpg
(128 KB, 1024x768)[ImgOps]
128 KB
No.151901 [Reply]
HORSE!
>>
No.151902
File: HORSE.png
(15 KB, 148x48)[ImgOps]
15 KB
part of a HORSE!
>>
No.151912
File: image.jpg
(12 KB, 356x238)[ImgOps]
12 KB
i found this weird horse down the road. what should i do? :sweat2:
>>
No.151913
you should pop it :biggrin:
>>
No.151914
File: image.jpg
(42 KB, 474x316)[ImgOps]
42 KB
:sweat:
>>
No.151921
lol, HORSE goes POOF! :xd:
■▲▼
File: 5f7b7af76f0daff6cff7c91927653bd7-224801(…).png
(293 KB, 1509x1184)[ImgOps]
293 KB
No.151735 [Reply]
It's PENIS inspection day, so take out your measurement tools and let's see who has the biggest PENIS.
[PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF NOT REQUIRED.... UNLESS...]

>I don't have access to measurement tools
Use ur phone! Look up the model, the size specifications, then place it at the base of your PENIS and see how it measures up!

Okay, I've just measured mine, 17.8cm!😷
Marked for deletion (Old)
17 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151774
erect its about as long as a can of fizzy drink
>>
No.151775
>>151761
>beat me losers
no thanks, you seem to be doing that yourself
>>
No.151799
i appreciate all of your PENISes :nyaoo-closedeyes:
>>
No.151831
>>151799
PENIS :tongue:
>>
No.151920
File: 1749690788120420.jpg
(53 KB, 348x522)[ImgOps]
53 KB
>>151775
:angry:
■▲▼
File: 11.jpg
(316 KB, 846x1200)[ImgOps]
316 KB
No.151909 [Reply]
cum my minions, it rise's ever faster
>>
No.151910
LEEEET YOOOUUR EVAL SHINE
>>
No.151911
osaka: cock ya!
chiyo: haro! :D
■▲▼
File: Screenshot (72).png
(243 KB, 1311x714)[ImgOps]
243 KB
No.151779 [Reply]
Is it weird to cup your pee in your hands before emptying it into the toilet?:unsure:
7 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151887
File: 6763463.png
(205 KB, 833x325)[ImgOps]
205 KB
>>151885
No. It's all against their will.
It's the most humiliating existence.
>>
No.151888
>>151887
oh, well, if thats what youre into. have fun. :nyaoo-closedeyes: :biggrin:
>>
No.151894
File: 12.jpg
(400 KB, 1280x1807)[ImgOps]
400 KB

>>
No.151896
File: MinnaDaisuki_JoshiToire_022TL.png
(707 KB, 2040x2880)[ImgOps]
707 KB
>>151894
All toilets are actually lolicons who gave up their carnal desires for young flesh so they could go on to protect you from harm

Please remember to thank your toilet for watching over you as your guardian spirit :happy:
>>
No.151905
>>151885
Reminds me of one time when I had 40c of fever, and I had this dream were toilets rebelled and turned me into a living toilet, and they would shit and piss and even cum into my mouth, and i just couldn't die so i kept living as a toiler. I was terrified and woke up feeling even worse. Then it became a fetish of mine
■▲▼
File: lovey dovey fat sex.webm
(1147 KB, 854x480)
1147 KB
No.151892 [Reply]
Hot butt secks ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>>
No.151899
GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
■▲▼
File: Ethnoguessr.webm
(3745 KB, 640x360)
3745 KB
No.151872 [Reply]
doing my dailies :nyaoo-closedeyes:💅
■▲▼
File: 65473462.jpg
(1498 KB, 1920x1859)[ImgOps]
1498 KB
No.151587 [Reply]
How do you think your family would feel if they found out you were a lolicon? Would some members of your family react stronger than others?
Marked for deletion (Old)
34 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151814
>>151793
>Now I am alone with dad and no family besides him
family is equal much trouble as from teh value you get back. It's sometimes good, but more often - it's people vomiting out all teh bad stuffs. Being alone, teh only problem you haev - are your own.
>>
No.151818
>>151794
he could be anyone of us!
he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
>>
No.151821
File: onii-chan.gif
(419 KB, 267x200)[ImgOps]
419 KB
>>151789
oni~chan, is that you?
>>
No.151823
>>151793
ur mom is a whore lol! ur a son of a bitch! :xd:
>>
No.151865
File: 1678649889018615.jpg
(155 KB, 965x1428)[ImgOps]
155 KB
my mom surly still will love me like nothing but sadly she ded :cry:

i think my dad just gonna b more disappointed aboute me (he is since i droped school and i got hard time finding job) but not gonna care after some week

i think my sister kinda know ,one day i let her play on my pc and she see some porn on my downlod folder i'm not sure cause i have like ~70% flate so i can't be sure, btw it was some year ago and we cool

my friend maybe know it for some reason one day we talk aboute gf and whene somone ask me aboute it my friend say i juste fap one loli every day as a joke ... he was relly right , i folowed the joke by saying "ofc even on unborne baby somtime"
so i think they will be ok too

for he rest of my familly i think that gonna be harder cause we are big familly and lot are religious, for moste parte they berrly know my name so that not gonna change that much:unsure:think my cousin know it for some twitch issue but idk and i never gonna ask

soo i think mostly nothing gonna change, depend on how muche they know :glare2:
■▲▼
File: vibe.jpg
(336 KB, 1766x1324)[ImgOps]
336 KB
No.151853 [Reply]
A few years ago I moved far far away from my parent's house, I had a beloved pet cat there. I remember kissing him on the forehead goodbye, wondering if I'd ever see him again. As it would turn out, I wouldn't. I miss my cat
>>
No.151855
neko-san... ;_;
>>
No.151862
cheer up, emo cat!
>>
No.151864
I've lived through three different generations of cats, starting from when I was a kid. You get used to it. :closed-eyes:
■▲▼
File: asperger-3944531562.png
(31 KB, 650x422)[ImgOps]
31 KB
No.151836 [Reply]
Welcome to Asperger King. What extremely, comically specific order do you want?
4 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>>
No.151846
>>151844
baby im sorry, please come back! 😢
>>
No.151847
File: loli footburger.jpg
(2098 KB, 1895x2432)[ImgOps]
2098 KB
>>151846
I'll come back if loli footburgers are on the menu. If you put tomatoes on them I'll fucking kill myself.
>>
No.151849
I'll have two loli shit patties, no bun and no condiments please. And a large hot lemonade.
>>
No.151851
h-hot? *goes to bathroom*
HERE you go sir.
>>
No.151863
a burger with meat from a cow fed to another cow, who was killed then fed to another cow whom was facing east the moment of death of the previous cow - then he was killed and fed to the health inspector who was going through a messy divorce at the time and liked figs who in-turn was fed live to savage pigs whom were all covered in mud with a low PH. Then grinded up into a patty
■▲
File: nakadashi.jpg
(86 KB, 850x850)[ImgOps]
86 KB
No.151816 [Reply]
Aw shit you just cummed inside ur hand...

will you take responsibility?
>>
No.151817
Sure
>>
No.151824
In 9 months ur hand will become Midori-chan
Delete post: []
[0] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303]