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what do we think of sex with xenos
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>>168255
I wasn't fucking that xeno chick, Inquisitor! I was... I was interrogating her! With my cock!
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>>168229
it's actually common ufo lore that ayys like to steal our sperm and eggs to create hybrids. i just wish those bastards would come and steal my sperm through sex :angry:
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looks like fun ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>168264
It's too late to explain yourself.
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>>168275
When I die, and I stand by the Emperor for judgment, I will tell him the truth, that I was conquering xenos pussy in the name of mankind! 👍😔✊

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Since Heyuri was kind of ghey lately, I feel like sharing something I recently read about Ottomans! :biggrin:

Pasting below interesting bits from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6%C3%A7ek?useskin=vector

The köçek (plural köçekler) was typically a young, male, and physically attractive enslaved dancer, who usually cross-dressed in feminine attire, and was employed as an entertainer.

The culture of the köçek, which flourished from the 18th to the 19th century, had its origin in the customs in Ottoman palaces, and in particular in the harems.

A köçek would begin training around the age of seven or eight after he was circumcised and would be considered accomplished after about six years of study and practice. A dancer's career would last as long as he was clean shaven and retained his youthful appearance.

A köçek's skill would be judged not only on his dancing abilities but also on his proficiency with percussion instruments.

The youths, often wearing heavy makeup, would curl their hair and wear it in long tresses under a small black or red velvet hat decorated with coins, jewels and gold. Their usual garb consisted of a tiny red embroidered velvet jacket with a gold-embroidered silk shirt, shalvar (baggy trousers), a long skirt and a gilt belt, knotted at the back. They were said to be "sensuous, attractive, effeminate", and their dancing "sexually provocative". Dancers minced and gyrated their hips in slow vertical and horizontal figure eights, rhythmically snapping their fingers and making suggestive gestures.


Can u guess the reason why they eventually disappeared? Hint: Not because they were made of captured slaves, but:

Many Istanbul meyhanes (nighttime taverns serving meze, rakı or wine) hired köçeks. Before starting their performance, the köçek danced among the spectators, to make them more excited. In the audience, competition for their attention often caused commotions and altercations. Men would allegedly go wild, breaking their glasses, shouting themselves voiceless, or fighting and sometimes killing each other vying for the opportunity to rape, molest, or otherwise force the children into sexual servitude. This resulted in suppression of the practice under Sultan Abdulmejid I. In 1805, there were approximately 600 köçek dancers working in the taverns of the Turkish capital. They were outlawed in 1837 due to fighting among audience members over the dancers.

Damn drunkards couldn't fukken behave...

Anyways, a bonus information!

Köçeks were much more sought a

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yandere belly dancerz? :glare:
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>who were extremely jealous of men's attention toward the boys.
I've witnessed that jealousy firsthand. :xd:
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>>168271
we require stories
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>>168231
as a Kastamonian(land of kocek) t*rkroach, this is not true. Koceks are usually select'd from swarthy heterosexual hairy men not sissies :nyaoo2:
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I think it's a more modern thing that random Anatolian men are doing köçek, as this originates from istanbulite harem entertainers

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rits wishes you a happy new year
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so that's where all the tea and sweets were going :sweat:

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what are you cooking this sunday?
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toasted cheese sandwich
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>>168211
Made meatballs today ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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instant ramen and hash browns
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>>168269
yum!! :drool:
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i was eating potato chips in my bed and now theirs grease stains on my sheets :sad:

Greetings. Apologies in advance for my English.

I am a student in my 3rd year in a small regional college.

I left my parents house and since I couldn't afford to get a place by myself, I am sharing a 2 bedroom first-story apartment with 2 other people, 1 girl, 1 guy.

The girl is a foreign exchange student from Asia, but she only just moved in recently and I haven't got to know her yet. She is however, very cute.

I have been perusing her room and looking at her stuff while she is at school (I do alot of my work remotely these days and am home more than either of my flatmates)

So far she hasn't noticed

I also noticed she has a habit of drooling in her sleep

Because every morning, near the pillow area, I find stains like this.

I had already been burying my head in her dirty laundry and her sheets and soaking in the sometimes still-warm cloth soaked with her sweat and aroma

Its brutally cold here in the winter and my other flatmate insists on setting the radiators to 30c at all times

So she probably sweats alot under these thick sheets

Today I decided to try and taste some of her saliva by sucking on the saliva stain she left behind

It didnt taste like much, though I definitely got something out of it. The stain expanded a little as my own saliva mixed in, and I hope it goes away before she gets home.

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>>168034
>what if she gets pregnant?
That's impossible if she hasn't had her period yet! :kuma6:
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>>168027
NOW CONSUME THE GUY'S SALIVA
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Keep us updated
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Bump because erection but also disgust
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rape her

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Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth? :happy:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I would put my dick in THIS Bubble's mouth
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Buttercup is best girl.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>168261
Would. :drool:

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What are you sitting on right nao? (´¬`)
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im not sitting... HOW DAER U ASSUME IM SITTINGZ!!! :angry:
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on teh floor.
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a toilet
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do you haev your pc at teh toillet, thats pretty hardcore. (;゚∀゚)
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lava

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn~~~
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*slap*

STAY AWAKE!
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>>168266
haaaaiiiii.....
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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this img makes me happy! :biggrin:
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:biggrin:

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https://up.heyuri.net/src/5127.exe
download and run... :dark:


I cant promise you wont find yourself in a new universe....
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I ran it because I have balls

its just solitaire

Fuck u i wanted to isekai into hannah-chans world
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ZOMG I GOT ISEKAI'D
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Won't start :closed-eyes:
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no
:onigiri:
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>>167965
I DOWNLOADED THIS AND AN AGENT ENTERED MY ROOM TO TRY AND GET THE KUNG-FU PROTOCOL FROM MY COMPUTER.
BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M NOW A TARGET OF THE MACHINES...

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lemme see your figure collections, figures you want or any collections you have!! :tongue:
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>>168146
i am teh same guy, i haev no space for 50figz which was teh most i owned at once. Also, i sell and buy new once for teh money i get bacck :xp:
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>>168153
beautifuuuuuuul!:love::love:
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>>168165
thats understandable then. :nyaoo2: and rad reimu!!:biggrin:
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i know you are not asking, but i know you want. here. (゚ー゚)
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>>168184
u know what would be c00l? a booru website where u upload a figure's pantsu, tag teh character (and maybe some details about teh character or the pantsu itself), and when teh archive gets big enough, u can look up any character and see every pantsu of her on every fig she has! :biggrin:

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this is 500yen coin is yours.
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tssaaannnkkkkkkyuuuuuu~~
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>>168047
>>168052
>>168060
THAT IS SO ADORABLE :blush:
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I DEMAND MOAR
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>168180
Poor and hungry, just like me :cry:

I declare a splinter faction from the SLA and loli empire

👶Fetuses shall reign supreme👶
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>>168132
The most efficient method right here.

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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BEHOLD! BOW BEFORE THE SUPREMEPRINCESS, ETERNAL GODDESS OF ALL FATES!
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>>168138
That is one funny looking shrimp.
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Dear fellow fetuses,

how can we stop hags from having abortion sex? (;´Д`)
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>>168175
the answer is we must further impregnate the hags until they have too much children weighing them down to do anything

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I've been practising my graphic design, and have made an advert for Specsavers. Did I do good?
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WIN ad
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To be honest I am beginning to think I may be a gimp god
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>>167919
what if i said i was male?
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>>168056
even BETTER
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>>168123
are you really asking me to be a slut on heyuri?

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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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this is why i love heyuri
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that neko is having a fucking dance party~
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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