looks like a girl

welcome to the future

I love the free rust that comes with my daily water delivery.

>>142826
Adds flavour!

DELICIOUS WATER YOU MUST DRINK IT

>>142741
in a normal way or in a hot way?

>>142746
normal way is the hot way

i would bait her into my house promising her to show her the relation of riemann zeta with primes and she would beg me to show it to her
then i would simply start battering, saying it is her fault and she made me do it

>and she would beg me to show it to her
wouldn't she just roll her eyes and lazily scribble an autograph just to get you away from her? i'm pretty sure akira-san isn't the type to willingly fraternize with fans on her own time, much less beg to be lectured on math...

...which means you need to take the initiative and kidnap her when she's alone

>>142741
>normal way is the hot way
so true

She's all like OH FUCK I'M STUCK IN AN ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED MID-SIZED CITY IN THE MIDWEST HEEEEEELP!!!!

>>142719
I do it 2-3 times a day and wish I could increase that to 5-10 times a day

>>142722
The more detached from reality I get, the hornier I become. I often feel bad for my "depraved" sexual interests, and that deters me from getting really horny. I'll still beat off, but the orgasms are less intense, and the sperm ends up being less-gel like, and more like tiny watery cum puddles that don't even hit the floor, or my desk.
But when I completely let go of my IRL consciousness, boy oh boy, does the sperm start flowing. I don't even have big balls, but my entire chair AND plastic floor cover get drenched in sticky jizzumz~

>>142734
You mean you hump your mattress? I do that as well sometimes. Usually when I masturbate to my imagination instead of pr0nz, cause I find just rhythmically grinding my hips with my eyes closed to be immersive. This technique certainly has its place. Makes a mess in my undies though.

When I was young, I couldn't get off using my hand. It just felt awkward and I had to hump my mattress or pillows. But with practice, my dexterity leveled up, and now using my hand is the better way to get off in terms of physical pleasure. I still remember the first time I got off using my hand, I was 14 years old and I was jerking off to the strippers in GTA: San Andreas. It took me a few tries to finish with my hand before that, and took a while (maybe even a few years) before it became my primary method.

If you want to get off using your hand, just practice and it will happen with time.

>I was 14 years old and I was jerking off to the strippers in GTA: San Andreas
this makes me glad I had unrestricted internet access since I was 11. I was looking at loli hentai since I was younger than a lot of the lolis and all kinds of stuff like scat and piss porn and ladies sucking horse cock until they get a shower of horse jizz, all before I figured out how to jerk off at 13. I don't think I was ever able to get off by mattress humping though, my dick would get sore too fast.

>>142803
I had enough time alone before my mom got home from work to use my dial-up internet to google "boobs" and jerk off to all the thumbnails lol. Back then though, I played SA and was legitimately like "woah these graphics are so realistic!" Once many years later I replayed it and was like "what the fuck, how did I cum for these polygons!?"

The other thing I did was buy wallpapers for my flip-phone of girls in thongs. I was hoping my mom just wouldn't notice it show up on the phone bill, but she did and I was like "uhh, I don't know about that." Thankfully the customer service rep she called must have understood and was cool, and was like "oh it must have been a mistake, we'll refund it." My mother did NOT approve of pornography... really messed me up actually. Not even from a religious family, she was just a feminazi.

>ladies sucking horse cock
Yep, when I did finally get high-speed internet that was one of the first genres of porn I got into. I'm not a true zoophile though so I eventually got bored of it, it was just something I found exotic.

Once I met a girl who told me she started watching horse porn when she was 10. Another girl I met preferred dogs and also started flicking her bean to zoo videos at the same age. There's some kinky lolis out there.

Not pizza 🍕 but burger !

It's el pope yanqui...

he sniffs a lot

>His period as archbishop in Peru was also clouded by allegations of covering up sexual abuse claims, which were denied by his diocese.
We got our Heyuri pope!!!

Burgerpope

I hoped for something funnier.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

you sound like a drug addict.

I imagine it would want to grow in an arid climate, but I don't know the first thing about botany.

You can buy E. sinica from China quite easily, on eBay last time I checked. It contains ephedrine and has I would say, quite similar effects to amphetamine but shorter lived.

You could also abuse Benzedrex inhalers if those are available where you live. Assuming propylhexedrine isn't scheduled in your country you could import them from the U.S. even if they aren't available in stores where you are. Shit's basically just meth though, but even more recreational and horny ime, so be careful.

I thought these were called sfihas?

>>142678
nigga this is tahin. do you know what tahin is?

tahini can't compare to anpan

melonpan FTW

is it cake?

No, no, um, no problem...

This your friend?
*BAAM*

(;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ)

Well-behaved or not giving a shit? You decide.

Let's name them all, /b/.

Top left will be named Jeremiah.

And before anyone asks why I would name a rabbit Jeremiah... just look at him. He clearly knows everyone around him is doomed. He tried to warn them, but they did not listen...

winBLOWS

MS keeps doing dumb shit ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
WSL probably could have been the killing blow to the idea of Linux on the desktop, proper embrace-extend-extinguish MS strategy (I already have a bunch of shell scripts that heavily depend on Windows programs lol)

but no one actually wants Windows 11 or all the random shit they try to push on users with it ( ´ω`)
so for no reason at all other than outright idiocy by MS, Linux on the desktop is being touted like it might actually happen any day now

but really, most businesses seem to be making weird, unforced errors and it's making people realize they're too dependent on the sense and good will of single companies

>>142665
i have to use w11 for work and file explorer crashes somewhat often, the weirdest thing i've seen was visual studio causing a BSOD when reaching a breakpoint but that may be a visual studio thing

>>142665
"WSL probably could have been the killing blow to the idea of Linux on the desktop" Anon-san, I think you have a really bad idea of why people actually choose to use Linux.

>>142671
No? Linux would basically remain an eternal 3% market share non-issue of people who wouldn't ever bother with Windows without MS actively fucking up.
Instead, Linux usage numbers are climbing.

Pretty much any technical rather than ideological reason would reasonably be able to be handled by WSL, and if not for MS continuing to fuck up, your average person, even your average technical person wouldn't have any ideological reasons to switch. People in general don't give a shit about Free Software, they just want a system that works.┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

I will also not discount the extreme effectiveness Valve has had, since gaming is by far one of the biggest things holding a lot of people who would switch back from running it on their main rig, and Proton (along with the Steam Deck basically ensuring that game devs actually make sure shit works there) has been a massive boon to those people... but again, most people wouldn't care if they didn't feel like they were being pushed into a corner for no good reason. Now, they have an out and good incentive.

LOL BUTTRUB

nyooooo

this kills the cat

>>142514
Filthy hambeast, dont bully neko

>>142619
This reminds me that they were planning on releasing remastered versions of GTA Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories if the Definitive Edition Compilation had a good reception and, well...

>This reminds me that they were planning on releasing remastered versions of GTA Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories if the Definitive Edition Compilation had a good reception and, well...
If it would have been done by the same team as the Definitive(ly shit) Edition, it's for the best that they didn't

>>142623
I really disliked it, mediocre as hell... which i'd argue is worse than having your story be at least fun-bad .

I don't like it, and the reason I don't like it is because mexican bitches are ugly.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR SAYING MEXICAN WOMEN ARE UGLY)

mods are confirmed to be ugly mexican bitches

(REAL MOD BANS HAVE THIS ICON -->)