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What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?
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teh moon
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Japan, obviously dance
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None, I liek my room nyaoo-closedeyes
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theres no place i rather be than here with you only on heyuri.net! biggrin

Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny
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Does full metal alchemist count?
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I started checking out the Daily Show when Jon Stewart came back. I still find him funny but it's not as good as it used to be. The rest of the hosts are awful though and I can't watch them. I also used to watch The Colbert Report. God, I can't believe I actually miss George W. being president...
๐Ÿšฌclosed-eyes

Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?
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depends on the occassion i think
ask gpt-san, he is much more efficient than me right now nyaoo
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being open to loving yuor bros is following the path of christ.
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something about butt secks ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Say what happens if you don't love one another
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First sit alone in a calm environment with your Bible, pray something akin to this: "Father in heaven, though I am a sinner unworthy to know your mysteries, I ask that you please guide my reading of your word. May the Holy Spirit rest upon me, and may my holy guardian angel keep watch and guard me against the guile of the devil. I pray that you endow me with wisdom that I might glorify your name. I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Then, search for parallel verses and read them carefully. There are several in 1 John and 1 Corinthians 13 that come to mind, but don't neglect to check the gospels and the other letters. Try to avoid "figuring" the verses out, at least at first, and do not ask ChatGPT or Google. Read them several times and meditate on them, letting the mind of Christ guide you first before you try to discern anything. It is not by our own exertion that we can understand the scriptures, but only through the guidance of the Spirit. And indeed, if your congregation is impressed by what you had to say, and if they praise you call you wise, humble yourself and give all credit to the Lord.

>For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0

loli luv 2 kill!
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LOLI HAET SANTA
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loli haet pizza luvers
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i'd like to see this loli without the dead guy

i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]
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10000000000000x poly version
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>>144312
onehole not included.
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>>144313
Not that bad, there's still two left waha
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those are premium subscriptions locked by a monthly paywall. sweat3

So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?
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Nintendo has finally caught on to what the fans REALLY want iyahoo
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I love the mainline Nintendo games, but they aren't such a necessity to the point where i can't wait for an emulator to be made... and i'm not retarded enough to waste that much fucking money on Nintendo โ”(๏พŸ๏ฝž๏พŸ)โ”Œ

+ emulators end up having lots of big advantages over teh original console, not only in power but for example, i played Super Mario Bros Wonder and TOTK like a whole week b4 release ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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nope
shit, I barely emulate the switch 1, only bothered for Pokemon
I just don't care about first party Nintendo

everything else I'd play is on PC, and I don't have a major need for a portable system
I won't pretend I haven't been tempted to get a steam deck, but it'd basically fill the role of "very cheap gaming laptop" to use when with IRL friends rather than an actual handheld lol
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What switch 2 game is that? Looks really hawt.. love
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i'll buy a switch 2 when there are games i actually want to play on it like splatoon 4 but i won't pay $450 for one

Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius
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ALL versions of windows are SHIT!!! angry angry
Linux is also SHIT!!! angry angry angry
You thought Mac must then be the good one but it's also SHIT!!! angry
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True, that's why I'm browsing heyuri from MSDOS. I just have to infer what the images posted are based on context.
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>>143950
I RUN SHIT OS ON MY SHITTOP!!! angry
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I RUN MY SHITWARE ON MY SHITOS ON MY SHITTOP angry
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>>144289
I fucking run win 10 on my pc angryangry

desktop rating thread
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>>143960
I think it was fluxbox
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Gentoo with icewm. Desktop icons are provided by spacefm. It's nothing particularly special.
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>>143615
awesome . not sure how you got it to look so crispy but ... awesome .
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure
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>>144181
Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...
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I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo. nyaoo-closedeyes
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yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?
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>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

sex with children is ILLEGAL!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ข
YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1! ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
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I'm like a mix between all of these

WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2
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We only server feetburgers here angry
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Welcome to Foot Burger, home of the foot burger! Can I take your order?
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Does it happened by accident? Or... nyaoo2
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or... raep? astonish
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>>144085
Did you run over after she was done to sniff and lick up the piss? kuma6

(๏ฝ€ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปยด)
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\(๏ฝ€ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปยด)/ --!!
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ใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใ„ใ‚‚ใฎ
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\(๏ฝ€โ—ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปโ—ยดโ€)/ --!!
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heil mirin
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/(๏ฝ€ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปยด)7 --sieg heil`!!

I recently started using Kdenlive after Da Vinci Resolve kept causing my video's audio to stutter and I'm surprised at how nice Kdenlive is on Windows. The only time I've ever heard Kdenlive used is on Linux based systems so I was worried the Windows version would be shitty.
What video editor do you use?
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i've used kdenlive to make all my funny videos
i wish there was a way to make template effects if that makes sense, for example i sometimes want a shaking effect on some items in the timeline and the only way i know to do it is animate a transform by slightly moving the item every other frame or so which can be a long process if the clip is long
who knows, maybe there is a way to make such templates but i dont know it (ยด๏ฝž`)
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im on linux and i tried kdenlive and didnt like it... i then switched to shotcut... and it crashed so many times... and then i switched to flowblade.
its a little primitive but, honestly, alright. ive been considering going back to try kdenlive again but i dunno (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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vegas pro 17. only crashes sometimes biggrin
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This image triggers my social anxiety / androphobia. ๐Ÿ˜จ
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>>144232
Time for some exposure therapy! nigra

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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biggrin
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why did you make two threads anyways?

anyone has some..drool high school girl guro.....??
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let me introduce you to the best vn ever

kara no shoujo
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s-someone stole her leg! astonish
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i has one
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>>144165
cartagra... game preceding kara no shoujo.. has a very similar scene
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>>144155
whoever stole her leg please return it at once!

For only 20k in crypto or rubles you can get a new identity and live the rest of your days as an Armenian citizen!

Is it worth?
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>>144084
LOL I only just realized it said Armenian and not American.

What's the age of consent in Armenia? No reason... unsure
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How much for the one on the right? kuma6 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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>>144094
Nice girl kuma6
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>>144102
I want to kiss so bad ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ข
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