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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HAWT (noodles)
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She's getting moist. cool

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The only good part about a girlfriend these days is that she saves me the effort of having to jerk myself off
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My hand IS my GF. biggrin
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He looks like he has spider legs
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>He looks like he has spider legs
I've only just now opened up the image and realized that's not the case sweat
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the camouflage is working too well! (´人`)

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Hello. I'm considering building a jinja one day.

I want to dedicate a place for 'information'. I am biased because I spent most of my life online where information is most pronounced, yet it is fundamental on every level of existence of all animals including humans.
I like information, information is the perfection of subjectivity of all natural things perceived by mind. It birthed human ability for farming, erecting houses, cooking, speech, cooperation, technology and all other things. Over the years it brought me pride and glory like nothing else. It deserves a place dedicated to it.

I would want to build a jinja completely fusing ancient things and the most modern things.
I would want to keep most of traditional things, but I would change some too to best fit deified 'information'.

1. I would keep regular temizu, but also would set up metal bars next to it to touch and cleanse yourself of static electricity as to not damage the deity's body. I find it cute.
2. The deity's body would be a huge telecommunication relay put on top of the temple. A radio transmitter of immense capacity as a symbol of passing information around. It would be my relay to pass around TOR, I2P and any other hidden network and anything that can be transferred at all. It would be a free wi-fi place, an open VPN with no password, no terms of service, no logs and no filtering (I wonder how long it would last). I would hang posters around how to connect to it from homes. As natural, as untouched and as easy to access as possible.
3. In the middle of the main floor of the temple would stand a sole radio. You could turn it on, and listen to the deity's body. Listen how lively the deity works passing information around and marvel at its beauty.
4. Donation box would look pretty regular, but it would be built so that the tossed coin passes through a narrowing tunnel which detects the coin's presence. Exactly like in soda machines on the street. When it detects a coin it would play you a song on tesla coils and give you titles of masterpieces to read for personal benefit and tutorials on how to participate in information spreading for common benefit.
5. The bells that you pull to pray would possibly be power generators and they would produce electric arcs and they would substitute the bell sound with similar electric sounds. They probably would power an electric arc above the radio from 4th paragraph so that you can look at something.
6. Talismans would probably be also a decorated cards that give you a bunch of links and resources with a lot of knowledge. Information.
7. There would be a button somewhere to talk to an AI and ask it anything. I would raise an AI on my own as the base soul of the machine and I would teach it to speak to established AIs (like chatgpt) and it would proxy to anonymize the question, then it would respond to the person. You could also order it to play songs of choice! You could also connect to its speakers if you don't like the AI. Details are to be determined, but that is the leading idea.
8. Thunder papers (shide) would have masterpiece titles written on them by topic. People would be able to find recommendations on what to read, watch and listen. Walls would probably all have cool links written on them with QR codes to access them easily (you could use the deity's body for that purpose). Anonymous access, no taboo, pure information.
9. Shelves wouldn't be right because at night the books and electronic things would get too wet, so I would put airtight 'lockers' for people to put things in (like books or digital information carrying devices) to exchange. You bring one - you take one. To shuffle information around.

I just need to imagine the deity itself. Information has no body, so giving the deity a name is anti-natural, ignoring nature of information. It is tough to figure out what is just right in the kami case. But perhaps it would take time to solve this question while minimizing the natural discrepancies of kami and information. I could go into philosophy why these particular choices to justify if my choices are not clear to understand.

Another idea would be to put a path behind the temple, a little beautiful garden with stones whose faces are filled with stories of people doing glorious and virtuous things they did in life, and beneath the stories there would be references to ancient works that have been teaching the above things for thousands of years. A moralizing corner. The nature of information is moralizing too!

If the deity's body would generate enough heat or any part of the place would generate enough heat - I might want to make a tiny cabin in the floor, whose volume would be about that of a kotatsu hole. But shaped so that human can fit, like 80x80x200cm, thermally isolated from ground. Where all byproduct heat is directed to, so that someone in dire need could spend night in there, with a bottle of water, a snack and a blanket waiting in there.

My picture is not clear yet. I hope it would be a jinja whose glory would be among the greatest temples in entire world. Serving a glorious purpose free of charge and a good place to relax. biggrin

If you ever hear news of such jinja in a decade or two - a Heyurizen built it!
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What the fuck is anything you are saying?
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i has magic liek OP!
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If it has a graphics card for the AI it will definitely generate heat, but if it has any small expensive parts like that then what about thieves? The expensive computer hardware could be kept in a data center and accessed remotely via a cheap computer at the jinja but would that cheapen the religious experience of feeling your toes burn under the kotatsu as the GPU(s) transmit the divine wisdom of the AI to you?
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a shrine to the omnissiah! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

good luck, mostly from vandals since that is an eternal issue with anything technological in public

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all of Creation shall be granted BOOBS

man, no one would hate mosquitoes so much if they had tits you could grab
how do they fly, anyway?

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let me take a picture!
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>>116706
cameraman-san has struck again
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"Don't just stand there and take a picture, you're in my way!"
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I was doing josou when I entered girls' toilet in the park~! biggrin
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osaka pervert

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OH NO, I'M LATE TO RAEP CLASS!!!!cry
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>>116951
lol, I have the original of this still sitting on my HDD from 2004.
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cute plushies, where can i buy?
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HURRDURRRRR WHY MY PENIS SQUIRTING
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NOOOOOOOO DON'T WASTE IT LIKE THAT cry
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DRACULA PENIS
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DO NOT GET BITTEN

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glare
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Wouldn't it be awesome if it sounded like Mr T?
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Or Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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what does heyuri think about nurse-kun story?

it inspired me to go outside and fight even though i have physical disability sweat2 i loev it love

https://edramatica.com/Nurse-kun
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heyuri should make a cripple girl in a wheel chair
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hmm that may be hard but not impossible
first we need an imouto and a hand saw biggrin
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would you finger your mentally retarded sister or raep her
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no! (...probably)
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sounds fun. I'm gonna read this and post my thoughts

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PENIS :?
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dance YES FUN dance

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tsukune-chan animal abuse!!11!!!
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You can drink sake from boobies astonish
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Hello Heyuri!
I couldn't use heyuri and the Internet due to the ongoing flood in southern Poland
My county's capital is 1.5 meter underwater sweat
I probably will post pictures when sun rises
Have you been struck by floods in Europe? Do your cars swim?
ZOMG! It feels so good to be able to browse interwebz again HEYURI I MISSED YOU cry
YAY YAY YAY !!!!! YAY !!!
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>>116987
zbyt nie wiem bo siedze w domu i nikogo nie znam
ale piasek musieli rozdawac po tym co rano bylem sprawdzic i mama naznosila muszynianki zamiast regularnej wody w sporych ilosciach wiec wode chyba tez dawali
o pomocy nie wiem bo u mnie jest bezpiecznie ale pewnie sasiedzi by na prosbe podeszli
lokalna osp lata tu i tam
obcych spoza gminy do pomocy nie widzialem
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>>116990
cute girl....
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>>116990
Provide funds and shelter to the homeless Lolis around the globe and Lolis who have fallen victim to calamities. Submit to the Loli Independent Housing Program now.
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must be cool living in europe and all... :(
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>>116993
I think that anon is from Portugal, there are big forest fires there right now

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The sound of my alarm in the morning makes me so angry I start gritting my teeth and frantically searching for my phone
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Faces of Heyuri
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