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Attention Heyuri Users

Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured.

Also; drink water! Especially in summer.
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my wiwi has maximum endurance actually. 10 hour long at 130FPM (FAPS PER MILLISECOND).
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>>150503
ewwww nigra hand, creepy
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>>150503
"I'm watching you masturbate" - :nigra:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's high time... :happy:

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what color did kaguya initially use on Chat@Heyuri?
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I'm finna ask teh audience steve

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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U FAIL IT
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Nigger brown?

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LOL HEYURI
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i imagined heyuri getting hamsters making sex chamber for hamster sex and uploading heyuri hamster colony sex for some reason :nyaoo2:
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I LOL HEYURI'd

I fucking hate my life.. I've decided to kill myself. If this thread gets 20 replies, I'll change my mind I guess... :emo:
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delete this post
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>Bumping this thread bcuz I love u op
Nevermind, I don’t love you anymore OP :closed-eyes2:
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Did fag OP kill himself yet? :biggrin:
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>>150128
aww, where'd the post go :cry:
i like how fucked up it was :tongue:

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What are you having for breakfast? I prefer the classic chips and sausage breakfast
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>>150391
she probably didnt even go to clown school!! im tired of fake clowns!!!! show me your certificate show me your clown egg! ヽ( `Д´ )ノ
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>>150398
tu ti berrai il gel per le mani per quando non hai i soldi per la vodka :nyaoo2:
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>>149814
era infinitamente più gustoso quando ero bambino
ora sa veramente di piscio
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>>150452
tu ti berreresti diarrea liquida se venisse pubblicizzatà abbastanza.
communque non bevo vodka ;
li slavi sono tutti completmente fuori di testa unicamente per colpa della vodka.

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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>>150460
smettila di fare la loli tsundere prima che mi venga duro :dark:

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Guess i'll just wipe my butt with the cat ( ´,_ゝ`)

Your fortune: Bad luck

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>>150424
use its tail 🐱
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Nekoooooooo!! :iyahoo:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself


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I need to work but im posting on heyuri instead. :sweat2: LOL
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same! :dance:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's the place to slack off :nyaoo:
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I called in sick :x3:
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I don't have a job. I lounge around in my underwear all day, every day! :dance2:

Your fortune: Only time will tell


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven
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those sum tasty ass crackas nigga :nigra:

Your fortune: You have aids

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>Your fortune: You have aids

LOL!! :xd:

Your fortune: Average luck


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Everything reminda me of her.
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chair loev:blush:
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Furniture fucker! :biggrin:

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i dont know if you guys remember this post but if you do and ahve the oink saved please give it to me

i was looking for the loli shit cake recipe if you have it let me know arigato anonys(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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i indeed posses the oink 🐷
this it?
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109564
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ARIGATO I WAS LOOKING ALL OBER FOR THAT CAMNT WAIT TO TRY SOME (´π`)
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may i ask for the source of the doujin? :nosebleed:
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>>150253
[Atage] Imouto wa Amma Ama | My Little Sister Is So Gentle! (Tsugou ga Yokute Kawaii Mesu.) [English]
[あたげ] いもうとはあっまあま (都合が良くて可愛いメス。) [英訳]
https://exhentai.org/g/1710680/9d414468ce

deathgenerator.com
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NOOOOOOOO:cry::cry::cry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>150007
let them come i have a shotgun tethered to my front door. :ph34r:
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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i started a jar! my loli looks so cute in it
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>>150367
itd be like some sort of loli reincarnation terrarium until the toxic plasticizer leaks into the soil probably
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>>150368
that would be interesting to see
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>Has there been a jar with menstrual blood?
there hasn't been, yet

Your fortune: Average luck

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>>150373
i dont see why you would thats nasty
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>i dont see why you would
umm... for the lulz?

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


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Looks like a Heyurizen lady has fallen for me! With this I can finally be a riajuu too 😁
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A LADY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN HEYURI CITY!
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ur not supposed to look at the girl board! :sweat:
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PRO TIP: you can bypass the penorz detection on /j/ by simply going to the overboard: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?mode=overboard
nice coding, NERDS! (´∇`)σ
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have i?! i don’t remember him going on this site.. :nyaoo2:
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I have a crush on myself.

what is this image about?
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https://x.com/crashoveride953/status/1505956339582971906

Debug menu of Azumanga Donjara Daioh on PS1
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>>150312
that was fast :glare:
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Teh powar of reverse image search :ph34r:
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>>150315
elite haxxor ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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>>150315
YOU HAVE TEH POWAR

I just had sardines, yogurt, and a banana for lunch. What did /b/ have for lunch today?
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>>150329
nah, just the chips
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>>150319
I had a sandwhich :iyahoo:
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>fishy and chippaa with some dipaa waiting in line in me tesco slippaas

I read this like Rika, nipah~
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most meals I have are too regional to talk about in a global site :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>150338

My location-neutral breakfast was an undefined assembly of carbs, proteins and sugars !! :unsure:


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