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we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20
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Who are you quoting?? unsure
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the lamb was made. it is completely sinless because of its small PENIS. it is beautiful

we can all try to get to god but we can't fake the real deal

it is perfect sinless and holy

a perfect sinless sacrificial lamb
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>a small PENIS so that it cannot sin
What about its ANUS?
What significance is the lamb having its butth0le bared for all to see? unsure
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wat... dizzy
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you will burn in hell disgusting homo closed-eyes2

キタ━━━( ´ω` )━━━!!
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( ´ω`)
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They had sex
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>>131445
is that true?? woah
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>is that true?? woah
HABEEB IT!
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>>131468
girugamesh!

Good evening Heyuri.

I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.
I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!

PREREQUISITES:
1. Guy would let you go to restroom.
2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.
3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.
4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).
5* Additionally bring a clipboard.

METHOD:
1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.
2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).
3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).
4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.
5. In the stall I lock myself inside.
6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve
7. I take a picture of it
8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me
9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet
10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*
11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound
11. I enter the hall and take my seat

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happy end, good job ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ
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>>131403
Nie wiem nawet co ty chcesz syntetyzować.
Nie powiem bo ja też chce wiedzieć
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>>131392
whats the story behind this picture? (´¬`)
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lol fucking poles man. What absolute creatures they are.
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>>131453
A! to ja nyaoo-closedeyes

Context: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
Votes: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/

We talk about this without anyone initiating another, but I'll try another shot nyaoo-closedeyes

Currently there are 3 winning gaems with the same score
- King Arthur's Gold
- Mabinogi (private server)
- Terraria

From a quick search, I think King Arthur is a gaem that allows up to 12 people to coop and is suitable for one night. I dunno how hosting is, but it's a free gaem on Steam.
Mabinogi is an MMORPG, from that it can be said that, a server would need to be open at all tiems.
Terraria... could technically host many people, but even the large world doesn't have enough resources to sustain a large crowd (though there are ways around this issue if many users show up). We would also have to agree on stuff like not rushing bosses & going to hardmode before certain stuff are met etc. Someone would also still need to host it, and being a sandbox, it's not a game we can just play once and stop.

The standings may change if this thread encourages new users to vote, but doesn't change teh fact someone would need to undertake responsibility of being teh host. I'd help organizing non-technical parts sweat2
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>>131421
it being playable in a browser is good, but i dunno
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gartic phone might be fun. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>gartic phone might be fun
We should play gartic phone, we'll end up drawing loli pantsu (´ー`)
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>>131421
I've never played it singleplayer, but I'm up for anything. wink

Neko is not amused ヽ(`Д´)ノ 🐱
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i find that amusing
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i find that neko pretty cute ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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neko is fat and hairy lol
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>>131395
fat fatters-
oh sorry wrong imageboard
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>>131395
why is he so butthurt tho lol

What could've prevented this? cry
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booze!
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lots of booze!
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cigarettes 🚬 cool
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he should have used heyuri insteda of smonk weed

which button do i press?
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>2 and 5 simultaneously and pull up and down
result: she came! iyahoo
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>result: she came!

WIN!! iyahoo
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>>131078
>>131085
Y'all fags don't know a thing about tiddies!!(´ー`)
Her nipples are obviously at 1 & 6! ( ´ω`)
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Keyboard buttons on boobs? How about boobs on keyboard buttons!
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>>131396
i need something like this in my life nosebleed

Have any of you made mods for the M&B games? I'm planning on making a total convertion mod for Warband or Bannerlord, but I'm leaning more towards Warband.
I've been world building a fantasy setting for years now, but aside from some writings, drawings and a TTRPG I never finished, I've never been able to apply my world into anything. A M&B mod would be perfect as the world is centered around different medieval armies and states.
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i always wanted to play but i cant bring myself to care about playing big games, only small games.(´~`)
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I am too dumb & lazy for games that require me to learn or think stuff (´ー`)
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never herd of it
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teh hard
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I love Warband, unfortunately I have less and less time to play it nowadays cry And outside of the native game there's so many mods... that I'll probably never play cry

Starfire's Canon Bouncy Boobies blush
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Starfire's Canon Feet astonish
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grope time!
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>>131259
Creators must've had lots of fun with those weird split second frames

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american army fighting the mexican cartels, not a dramatization! REAL!

astonish
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Can't wait for the demo release, I heard this will be a very popular game this year
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i wanna join teh marines that looks awesome
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Those mexicans got some rad technology.

can you identify this song? it's ok if you transcribe the lyrics 🙏

https://litter.catbox.moe/lzcq4a.mp3
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i can't say no to that face love
>https://litter.catbox.moe/lzcq4a.mp3
i've got no clue waha
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dancedance
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Of course, I am aware that most of you NEETs couldn't care less about the current happenings of our world, and I must confess that up until now I couldn't either. I realized, however, that if I wish to become a respectable adult, a good conversationalist, I must read the news, but not just any news; preferably, I am looking for something that doesn't make me feel like my brain is shrinking.
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>>131196
I'm subscribed to three papers: A local one, the financial times (japanese), and the WSJ (American). I also pick up severeal of the free papers around my area since they print so goddamned many of them. For online news, I expect that in my few interactions over the Internet, I'll get news relevant to my interest and will decide if I want to look further after that initial "discovery". The whole system has worked out well so far
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There are a lot of levels between local papers and social media, just to let you know :^). Local papers tend to be pretty biased towards your local politicks/the editor's choice since there's not much review for the quality or diversity of articles and, at least relatively so, any Tom, Dick, or Nancy can send in an article stating their non-critical opinions.
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all my news is shit said in passing on imageboards or YouTube being like "plane crashed in ___ yesterday" instead of showing me the usual

I effectively live under a rock, and I'm fine with that.
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i think developing the skill of noticing what a particular news agency or article is trying to project onto you is more useful than anything.

So much of it, is an attempt to control your mind via framing the information in ways that make you have a specific opinion about the news. The news information may be correct, but they present it to you in a way that makes you come to totally different, sometimes unstable conclusions. Avoiding that is incredibly important.

If you get good at noticing "What are they trying to get me to think about this?" or "Who benefits from making me think about this topic in this way" you are inoculating yourself from a lot of what is ruining societies right now.

A lot of that is just reading comprehension...
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>>131347
I've been told that before simply because I'm not as hooked up to the news cycle or any other trends as most everyone else. As long as you can process the information given in a conversation and relate it to a bigger/historical concept then you get a pass for being "stuck in the past"
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>>131339
the financial Times is british it just belongs to a Japanese company

brat correction
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>>131317
Good, beating lolis is the wrong way to correct their behavior. Anal is the correct way to administer discipline and VAGINAl is for rewarding good behavior.
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lol the lady in the background crying "child abuse!"
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>>131317
i posted a palestinian loli with blown off jaw and visible nipples. no ban :)
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>>131331
>Anal is the correct way to administer discipline and VAGINAl is for rewarding good behavior.
I was eating cereal for real :D when I read this post and I laughed so hard that milk bursted out of my nose biggrin
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>>131331
uhh, that's a shota

What is the worst thing you have ever done?
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your dad
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i wish i could tell you cry
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i left the seat up on the toilet (´ー`)
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>>131310
BUT DID YOU FLUSH? glare

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balding
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I haet this meme angry
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explosives are no joke!!!
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>>131256

Kaguya will be furious when he finds out you burned all of his hair again!

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